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With resignation, Thorn the Tasmanian Devil picks up the yarn and climbs down into the chest. He uses the flashlight to look around and tries to remember which way he went the first time. Spooling yarn out as he crawls along the metal corridor, Thorn makes random choices when he gets to junctions. After 15 minutes of crawling, a yell can be heard. Not having any clues where else to go, Thorn crawls towards the sounds. He reaches a junction with a few tentacles laying on the floor. Thorn decides he should probably go meet the person doing all the yelling.

The yelling gets louder as Thorn reaches a corner. He turns off the flashlight and pokes his head around the corner. The tunnel is pitch black. He listens as the yells turn into moans. As quietly as he can, Thorn crawls around towards the noise in the dark. Whomever was being pleasured reaches orgasm and a tentacle carrying a glowing ball of jizz squeezes past him. Another tentacle pauses and reaches to give the ring around his balls a soft tug as if to taunt him.

Thorn turns the light back on as he continues crawling on his hands and knees to reach a slimy spot on the floor. looking up, he finds the higher spot on the ceiling. He sets down the yarn and flashlight to stand up. His eyes are assaulted by light as he peeks out at a large minotaur laughing at another cowering slime covered minotaur. The larger minotaur looks at the peeking eyes and says, "Who's there?" Deciding that it was probably safe to introduce himself, Thorn says, "Hello there! My name is Thorn." The large minotaur opens the chest and looks at the Tasmanian Devil. He holds a hand out and Thorn grabs it to be lifted out.

Several details are out of place as Thorn looks around the library he is in. He looks at the nude bull's black furred muscular body and then stares at his large balls. The bull sees the gold ring and says, "It's been a long time since Ken sent someone on a quest for the key. How long have you been looking?" Thorn replies, "I just started looking this morning." The minotaur shakes his head and then introduces himself, "I'm Tank, and this is my younger brother Cobalt." Cobalt gives a tired wave from the floor.

Tank picks up his smaller brother and throws him over his shoulder. Thorn frowns as the large bull doesn't have any qualms about rubbing his slimy brother against himself. He clops his hooves across the wooden floor and says, "Come along Thorn, you look filthy from crawling around all day." Not having anything better to do, Thorn follows behind while watching the bull's tail swish back and forth. Tank seems friendly enough and they make conversation, "So where do you come from?" Thorn answers, "Oklahoma." Tank looks back at the Devil and replies, "Is that a province of Tellarahoma?" Thorn answers, "No, It's a state in America."

Rolling the word around in his head, Tank replies, "That doesn't sound familiar. Let us have a bath and we will discuss it more." Reaching the end of the hall, the door opens to a large marble covered bathroom. Thorn is impressed at the decor as the bull gently sets his brother in a large bathtub. Thorn looks around at the large room. Besides being three times larger than a normal bathroom, it looks normal. Electric lights above the sink, a large mirror, shower stall, and toilet. He walks to the sink and picks up the tube of toothpaste. It shows a cartoon of a cow smiling.

Thorn gulps and asks the question swirling around his gut, "Am I even on the planet Earth right now?" The tub is quickly filling up with warm water as Tank looks back. He exclaims, "You are from Earth? That explains why you don't have an accent. Your type are usually all, G' day mate, Crikey, and Oi Cunt!" Thorn says, "I'm not Australian." Tank replies, "Yeah, New Australia, that's the name of the place."

Tank climbs in the large tub and starts rinsing his brothers fur. Cobalt says, "You sure do look like an Australian." Thorn asks, "There is a place filled with people that all look like me?" Cobalt replies, "They don't all look like you. There are kangaroos and other marsupials mixed in." Tank asks, "Were you alone on Earth? Where is your Clan?" Thorn tries to be vague and just says, "That's why I was crawling around the maze. I wanted to find my roots." Tank holds out a hand and says, "Join us won't you?" After learning so much today, Thorn just goes with the flow. He climbs into the tub and sits by himself in the opposite corner. Tank finishes dumping water over his brother and Thorn asks, "What were you two doing with the tentacle monster today?"

Tank smiles and says, "Today is his birthday, So I wanted him to lose his virginity in a special way." Thorn says, "Happy Birthday!" Cobalt smiles and says, "Thanks, it was scary at first, but then it felt amazing."

There is a knock on the door. Thorn sinks lower into the water in fear. Tank calls out, "You may enter." A naked middle aged human wearing a metal collar around his neck enters the room. The bearded brown haired blue eyed human sees the Devil in the tub and says, "Master, I didn't know company arrived for the party so early." Tank replies, "He is a last minute addition to the guest list. Why are you disturbing our bath?" The human kneels beside the tub and says, "We are out of some of the wines you specified in your list. Sir, Would you please specify what alternatives you would like to be brought up from the cellar?" Tank looks at the offered clipboard and Thorn just listens as Tank rattles off a few brand names.

Tank looks the human up and down and says, "Wash my guest." The human finishes writing and sets the clipboard down. Thorn gives a sheepish smile as the human grabs a sponge and starts scrubbing the dirt off Thorns hands. Tank brags, "It's so prestigious having such an exotic species as a slave. Marcus has been in our family since I was a child. He is a child of your Earth." Marcus tenses up at hearing the name of his home. Tank orders, "Slave, what is the name of that place you tell guests you are from?" Marcus looks at Thorn and says, "Chicago, Illinois." Cobalt snorts a laugh and says, "Such silly names."

Not wanting to reveal he was a human until he got a feel for the current situation, Thorn says, "Interesting, is their very many of his kind here?" Tank replies proudly, "He is the only human in the entire province." The polite conversation continues for a while as Marcus scrubs the dirt off the fur on Thorn's knees. Tank stands up out of the bath and says, "Time to dry me now." Marcus uses a towel and gently runs it over Tanks body. Cobalt is next and then Thorn. Once they are dry Marcus asks, "Will that be all Master?" Cobalt grabs the human's balls and says, "I want to see what happens when we throw him in the trunk." Tank replies, "He has too much work to attend to right now. Maybe after the party?" Marcus breathes a sigh of relief and hopes Cobalt forgets about the idea.

Tank puts his arm around Thorn and says, "I hope you have time to join the party. Any friend of Ken is a friend of mine." Thorn asks, "Did he lock one of these around you too?" They leave Cobalt behind and walk back to the library. Tank explains, "Yes, it was the most fun I had in a long time. Meeting new people and getting to fuck them." Thorn smiles and asks, "Where did you find the key?"

Thinking on the question for a moment, Tank asks, "Do you really want me to spoil the adventure?" Thorn answers, "Yes, This thing is too heavy and makes my nuts hurt." Tank leans in to whisper a hint, "It's right under your nose the whole time." They reach the library and Tank searches the shelves to pull a book out. He flips it open and holds it up to Thorn. With excitement, Thorn reads the page about Earth.

Things become muddled even more for Thorn as it's description is very out of date. Thorn sees a drawing of a human wearing ancient armor fighting a minotaur. Thorn closes the book and says, "It changed a lot since that was written." Tanks says, "Probably. That book is very old." Thorn looks over the shelf. It's selection on earth is very limited. Thorn pulls out a tacky travel guide written in german. Thorn flips through the pictures and sees classic german landmarks and people dressed in dated clothes from the 80's. Thorn shrugs and says, "That's close enough to what it's like."

Tank asks, "Isn't it fascinating to see humans all dressed up pretending to be civilized?" Thorn politely nods. Looking around at all the books, Thorn asks, "This is quite a lot to take in on my first day away from home. Do you mind if I quickly return home to invite a friend?" Tank looks down at Thorn in suspicion, "As long as it's not an earth human. They are fun to fuck, but make dreadful party guests." Thorn shakes his head, "Oh no. Oh course not. He's a cool dog. I think you two will get along great."

Tank says, "I have just the thing for you. Those tunnels are so small and dirty. I will let you borrow something I found in them one day." Tank opens a closet and pulls out a beat up skateboard. Thorn looks at the board and says, "That's pretty rad. I used to own one of these." Thorn stands on the skateboard and rolls across the floor on it." Tank claps his hands and says "Very impressive."

With a wave, Thorn says, "I'll be back real soon." He hops into the chest with the skateboard. With the flashlight in hand, Thorn sits on the skateboard and quickly traces the yarn home. He pops out of the chest and exits his room. Thorn hears Trent in the summoning room so he knocks on the door. Trent opens it and Thorn exclaims, "Hey, you know that tentacle rape chest I stole? It might actually be a nexus to other worlds and dimensions. I got invited to a racist minotaur's birthday party and was wondering if I could take Z as my plus one?" Trent thinks for a second and says, "That's unexpected. If i didn't know about magic, I would say stop doing drugs. I guess you can go if you take lots of pictures for me." Trent walks over to a drawer and pulls out a small cheap digital camera. He attaches a colorful lanyard to it and puts it around Thorns neck.

Thorn finds Z laying on the couch. He nudges the black dog to wake him. Z yawns and asks, "Hey what's up?" Thorn replies, "We are invited to a party and I need a gift." Z asks, "Why do you smell like a cow?" Thorn smiles and says, "I took a bath with some." Z looks around in the confusion of having just woken up. Thorn explains, "I know it sounds odd but you have to come to this weird party with me." Z stands up and says, "Okay?"

Z asks, "What kind of gift did you need?" Thorn shrugs, "I dunno. something that would be exotic to a minotaur not familiar with earth?" Z asks, "What kind of stuff are they into?" Thorn thinks about his visit and says, "Books, wine, and enslaving humans." Z frown and says, "Good thing we're not human anymore." Z takes Thorn to his room. The walls are covered in posters of wolves and several shelves are filled with books and toys. Thorn looks around at all the useless crap Z owns. Z goes to the shelf and picks up a old looking book. He flips through it and reads it for a moment.

With a smile Z says, "It says here, Minotaurs have an obsession with mazes and puzzles. I think I have the perfect gift!" They go to the hall closet and Thorn is impressed at the large collection of board games. Z reaches to the back of the closet and pulls out a box. Thorn looks at it as Z holds it up. The plain looking box is a wooden labyrinth ball rolling puzzle.

They take it to the dining room table to make sure it still works. Z puts the metal ball into the start area and turns the knobs on the wooden box to tilt the board. The ball rolls past the numbered holes. Z is pretty skilled and makes it to hole twenty before he loses the ball. It clatters around the box and appears at the ball return bowl. Thorn exclaims "Perfect. Should we wrap it up or put a bow on it?" Z shrugs and replies, "Might as well." They slide the wooden box back into the cardboard box and wrap it with Christmas wrapping paper. Thorn slaps a label on it and writes, 'To: Cobalt, From: Thorn and Z'

The duo feel proud of themselves and make their way to the chest. Z looks at the chest and asks, "It's not gonna try to rape me is it?" Thorn replies. "I think the tentacles will leave us alone, if I'm with you." Thorn cautiously opens the chest and sees that it's clear. Thorn climbs in the tunnel holding the gift and Z follows after. Thorn sits on the skateboard and Z easily just walks on all four like a dog. They retrace the yarn to come out at the other side.

Z looks around the library and says, "This looks exactly like Stephanie's library." Thorn says, "I know, right? Is this an alternate dimension, a different world or what?" Z answers, "There is no telling with magic involved. But now that I'm here we can just make a portal next time instead of crawling through the tunnel." Thorn asks, "You can do that?" Z answers, "It's a lot harder to do without a wizard to focus the energy, but we probably have enough raw power between us if we need to make a quick exit."

Thorn and Z notices the naked human, Marcus, kneeling on the floor watching them with amazement. Marcus exclaims, "You can do magic? Please you have to help me escape!" Z looks over the human and asks, "Who are you?" Thorn answers, "He was the enslaved human I mentioned." Z replies, "Oh, I didn't know you meant that literally."

Marcus begs, "Please help me! I know you are also from Earth. Just take me with you." Thorn looks at Z and says, "I don't want to be burning bridges here. I'm sure Tank will be super pissed if we steal his longtime servant. He will come after us." Marcus exclaims, "You said you can make a portal home. Master doesn't know how to do magic. If you take the box, he will have no way to follow us."

With a long pause, the duo think about the plan. Z asks, "Why don't you just follow the yarn on your own and we won't be responsible?" Marcus shakes his head, "The monster inside won't let me. Please help me get home." Thorn looks at Z and says, "This is textbook 'shit we shouldn't get involved in' material right here." Z looks at the human and says, "What kind of people would we be if we don't help him? Have a little Earth pride." Thorn says, "Fine, we'll help him. But only after this party. I might as well have a chance to enjoy this place before I get blacklisted from ever coming back." With relief that his enslavement will be over soon, Marcus crawls over to hug Thorn's legs.

Annoyance fills Thorn at having to betray Tank after the Minotaur was so nice to him. Marcus stands and puts on a neutral face to mask his emotions. He says, "Master left me here to take you to the party when you returned." Z grabs the camera from Thorn and takes pictures of the replica of Stephanie's mansion as they walk down the halls. The rooms were all the same, but the furnishings and decorations were all to a minotaur's tastes.

They reach the banquet hall and it is decorated sparsely. Z comments, "This party looks like it's going to be lame." Marcus says, "I must get back to my assigned work in the kitchen. Thank you for helping me escape." Thorn spots Tank and waves at him from across the room. The duo go over and Z introduces himself. They hand the wrapped present to Tank and he looks over the shiny paper. Z snaps discreet pictures as Tank says, "Thank you. My brother will be along shortly to open it." Z and Tank get along well enough and a few more minotaurs show up. Z and Thorn make polite conversation until the party get started. A few anthros besides minotaurs show up. The room has only a few dozen people. Z decided this is a lame party and plans to find Marcus to ditch it as soon as possible.

With his booming voice, Tank announces his brother's entrance. Cobalt walks into the room covered in bodypaint. Z takes several pictures of the warpaint on his naked body. The minotaur band starts playing quietly. Thorn tries the strange fruit and vegetable based foods at the buffet table.

Tank announces, "Let the orgy begin!" The guests start pairing up to move to the cushions and pillows around the edge of the room. Z says, "Okay, this party just got ten times better." Thorn says, "They are fucking right beside the buffet table. That has to be against the health code." Z says, "Okay Thorn, new plan! Let's get our rocks off and then get out of here before it winds down." Z notices a cute wolf looking at him and wanders off.

Thorn is left looking around at all the beefcake minotaurs and no one is paying any attention to him. Not wanting to stare too long at one spot, Thorn slowly walks past a row of undulating bodies and watches a huge bull cock sink into a female minotaur's pussy. Thorn sees a female kangaroo sitting by herself and he greets her, "Hello there, I'm Thorn." She smiles back and replies, "Well g'day mate, Linda's mah name. Sure is a long way from momma's pouch ain't we?" Thorn doesn't quite understand her Australian slang so he sits beside her and says, "Did you want to, you know? Like the rest of them?" She replies, "Fancy a shag too, ripper." She grabs his shoulders and pins him down.

Thorn is turned on by Linda's forwardness and quickly bones up. Linda fondles the ring around his balls and says, "Lovely bling on ya tackle. I fancy a bloke with style." Linda climb on top of Thorn and lines herself up with his hard cock. She eyes his four inch cock between her legs and says, "No worries, reckon I keep meh self tight for meh true-blue." She sits down and Thorn enjoys the feeling of a Kangaroo pussy around his cock.

Meanwhile, the blue eyed grey wolf that caught Z's attention is surrounded by minotaurs. The wolf sees him and says, "Sorry boys, I just found love at first sight." The minotaurs moan in disappointment and disperse. Z sits down by him and says, "Hi, I'm Z." The wolf looks him up and down and says, "Never seen such an exotic mix like you before. I'm Stonepaw of the Baranow tribe." Z beams at the compliment. Z stares at the wolf's plump sheath and balls and runs a hand down the wolves muscular chest. Stonepaw runs a hand over Z's paunch. Stonepaw says, "Your tribe must be very well off to be able to eat so much."

Z accepts the backhanded compliment as being sincere jealousy at the luxuries of modern life on Earth. Z says, "I'm down for top or bottom. What are you into?" Stonepaw rolls over and raises his tail. He answers, "I'm looking for a good time with someone not hung like a bull." Z reaches his neck down and licks his cock to lube it up. Z presses his dog dick into Stonepaw and moans at the tight squeeze of the wolf's tailhole. With both hands, Z grabs the wolf's hips and slides in. Stonepaw moans and encourages, "That's the spot." A few minotaurs watch jealously and jerk themselves off at the sight.

Looking around, Z gets a thrill at giving the minotaurs a show. His thrusts build slowly and Stonepaw grunts loudly as he enjoys the ride. Z plays it up and starts getting into the action. He reaches a paw around to fondle Stonepaws cock while he thrusts. The wolf presses back with enthusiasm.

Thorn enjoys the Kangaroo's acceptance of his currently small cock and they have a good time despite it. She bounces on his cock and Thorn runs a curious hand up to her flat chest. She grabs his hand and lowers it to her belly. Thorn looks wide eyed as his hand is swallowed up by her pouch. He feels around the sensitive skin and she moans when he finds a nipple. The naughtiness of having his first orgy with a bunch of talking animals is too much for Thorn. With a grunt he climaxes into her and she lays on him panting. She runs her tongue across his cheek and says, "Good on ya."

Z's own climax hits him hard and he grabs his knot to prevent getting locked in. Stonepaw releases his own seed in Z's paw and they pant happily like dogs. Z rolls off and lays back on the pillows to enjoy the afterglow.

Z suddenly starts to panic when someone familiar walks into the party. Across the room walks a green anthro dog with a skull for a head and glowing green eyes. Thorn sees the skull headed dog and asks, "What the fuck is that thing?" Linda replies, "Tank be best mates with a Death God." The room is quiet as people see Grim.

Cobalt walks up to Grim and gets on his knees. Tank and all the other guests stop what they are doing and get on their knees on the pillows. Z takes a few selfies with his mate knowing he will probably never see him again. Grim is surrounded by the party goers. It looks like story time at the library. Grim spots Z laying beside the wolf. He gives a nod at Z and his new friend.

Grim waves a finger in the air and then presses it to Cobalt's head. The war paint glows and the crowd gasps at the miracle. Grim walks over to an empty table and fishes out the green eyestone he uses to see. He draws a large circle on the table with it and then writes, 'Cobalt's favorite food' He presses his paw down to activate the spell. The circle turns black and a very large tray piled with salty fast food french fries rises out of the table. Grim rolls his eye at the disgusting sight. He thinks, 'Of the infinite possible things I could bring him, he likes that trash.'

The green eyestone pops back into the socket and Grim announces in his raspy voice, "Eat up while it's still warm." Cobalt rushes to the table and stuffs the french fries into his mouth while everyone watches.

Making his way to the back of the room, Grim grabs Z's arm to pull him out a doorway while everyone was distracted. Grim exclaims in his raspy voice, "Z, what are you even doing here?" Thorn saw Z get dragged off and sneaks out the door after him. Thorn looks at the Tasmanian Devil and says "Buzz off." Thorn says, "Err, sorry, I'm with him." Grim looks at Z and asks, "What are you doing associating with a New Australian?" Z smiles and replies, "His name is Thorn, and he's a minion like us. As to why we're here, Thorn stole Stephanie's tentacle rape chest and figured out it's secrets." Grim grabs the ring around Thorn's nuts and scoffs, "Not all of the secrets." He gives the ring a gentle pull. "Good to meet you, Thorn, I'm Grim. Do they know you two can do magic?" Thorn answers, "No." Z answers, "Actually, one does, we agreed to help the human slave steal the tentacle box and do a portal escape after this party."

Grim rasps out, "Shit! Why do you have to make my life complicated." Thorn says, "Told you we should have stayed out of this." Z asks, "What's going on here? I didn't know you did birthday parties." Grim looks into Z's eyes and explains, "Elevator pitch is this. Animal world. They don't know magic here. I met Tank while he was crawling through the box's maze. I razzle dazzle them every so often as a favor to Tank. They praise me as a god. Tank gets prestige."

Thorn states, "That's quite the ego trip." Grim yells, "Shut it." He turns to Z and says, "I'm going to say, I don't know you two, once your theft is discovered. So you two better take whatever else you are going to steal before the party ends. Since he doesn't know you can portal home, He will think you two ran away with it to somewhere on this world." Grim presses his hands to his skull and says, "Go!" Z asks, "Can you call me later and let me know if Cobalt liked the gift I got him?" Z gives the angry Grim a one sided hug and the duo walk off.

Z is glad he already knows the layout of the mansion and heads to the kitchen where Marcus is. He spots the human cleaning dishes and waves him over. Marcus walks with Z and Thorn quickly to the library. Z shut the library door and sees the portal sigil. It's the same as the one in Stephanie's library. Z places one hand on the sigil and begins waving his other hand in the air to gather energy. Z says, "Maybe if we leave an apology note explaining why we have to take the chest too, he won't be as mad at us?" Thorn looks over the bookshelves and says, "Marcus, you're in charge of that."

Thorn grabs a few interesting looking books off the shelves and starts piling them on the chest. Z says, "He's gonna be even more pissed if you steal his stuff." Thorn shrugs and says, "Marcus, tell him I'll return the books when I'm done with them." Marcus writes furiously on a notepad. Z says" This would go a lot faster if you stopped looting and got over here!" Thorn sets down a few more books on the chest and asks, "Done with that note yet?" Marcus says "Yes." Thorn orders, "Help me with this chest then."

The skateboard is kicked under the chest as Thorn and Marcus lift it up. Marcus nervously balances the chest on the skateboard and Thorn finally walks over to help Z. Thorn asks, "What do I do?" Z grabs his hand and Thorn feels all his energy leaving his body. Z says, "Remember when I said we probably had enough energy between us to make a portal?" Thorn nods, "Yeah?" Z says, "This portal is a lot further than anything I have done before. Without a wizard to focus the energy, we are probably going to pass out as soon as it opens."

Panic washes over Marcus at his escape plan fizzling out. He begs, "Please! You have to do it! I will drag you through by your tail if I have to!" Thorn feels drunk and slurs, "Arms or legs will work. I don't want to know what having a broken tail feels like." Z gives a final push and Thorn goes limp to the floor with a thud. Z lets go of Thorn's hand and says, "Marcus, when the portal opens. Trent should be in there. He'll know what to do." Z pauses gathering energy for the spell to pick up Thorn and lay him on the piles of books on the chest. The chest teeters on the skateboard but Marcus holds it up.

With a groan, Z presses all the magical energy in his body into the Sigil. He concentrates on Trent's lair and a tear in the fabric of reality opens. Z enlarges it with his other hand to be the shape of the chest. He adds more room at the top to squeeze in Thorn laying on top. The oddly shaped tear is nowhere near as clean a rectangle as what a wizard can do. Z starts to black out as the tear materializes into another room. Marcus gives a push and the skateboard rolls the stolen goods and Thorn into the other room. It tips over and crashes into something in Trent's lair. Marcus grabs Z to drag his unconscious body through with him. Trent can be heard yelling, "Jesus Christ!" as the portal blinks closed to the silent library.

Marcus laugh and hugs the uncomfortable Trent. Trent asks, "Who are you, what the hell happened, and why are you naked?" Marcus exclaims, "I'm sorry to bother you, but my name is Marcus Freemont and I have been trapped in that world since I was abducted as a kid." Trent says, "Damn, I'll get you some pants to wear." Looking through a closet, Trent finds the last set of clothes Z ever wore. He holds them up to the man and says, "None of my clothes are big enough for you so these will have to do." Marcus puts on the clothes, and explains, "My owner only let me wear clothes on special occasions." Trent nods and says, "I'll find something to cut off that metal collar later. Help me carry these two to bed?" Thorn is carried to Trent's bedroom and placed on the large bed. Z is placed next to him.

Looking over the pair, Trent exclaims, "Ripping open a portal like that was reckless." Marcus pets Z's head and says, "Maybe, but I owe them my life." Trent says, "Whatever life that will be like after being missing for so long. What treasures did you steal for me anyway?" Trent pulls the camera strap off Z and leads Marcus to the computer. He plugs in the camera and reviews the pictures. Marcus points at the screen and says, "Those are the brothers that owned me." Trent enlarges the picture of the minotaur in warpaint and takes in every detail. He flips forward past the X-rated selfies of Z with a wolf and sees Grim's smiling dog skull. Trent pokes the screen and asks, "What the heck was he doing there?" Marcus looks at the green skulldog and says, "He is the God of Death. He always shows up for Master's parties."

Trent gives a sidelong glance at Marcus and says, "He's not your master any more." Trent goes to find the toolbox and brings back a pair of bolt cutters. Marcus holds the metal away from his skin as the collar is clipped away. Marcus already starts to feel normal being dressed and not having the constant weight around his neck. Trent asks, "What am I supposed to do with you? You know too much and a lot of questions will be asked if someone goes un-missing after such a long time." Marcus looks down and says, "I'm skilled in cleaning and giving pleasure." Trent rolls his eyes and says, "Gross. I'm gonna have to wait for my kleptomaniac minions wake up and give me a report, before I decide anything. Go in there and watch to make sure they don't stop breathing."

Trent walks into his summoning room and begins cleaning up the mess. He looks through the pile of books and notices that some of the mishmash of books are just magazines of hardcore gay minotaur porn. He flips one open and balks at the photo of a beefy minotaur railing a human male. He sorts the books into porn and non-porn. He carries the porn stack into Thorns room and throws it on the bed. Trent goes back to his summoning room to sit down and study a volume of handwritten research notes about the tentacle chest. The day turns into night and the duo still haven't woken up.

Annoyance fills Trent as he stares down at the pair taking up his bed. He pulls at Z and Thorn to make room on one side. Trent tells Marcus to go sleep in Z's room. Marcus decides that Trent helped him enough to be trusted, so he rests peacefully. Trent crawls under the covers of his bed while the dog and devil continue to sleep off the consequences of their idiotic decisions.