Venturing To The Unknown

Story by AstroSecant on SoFurry

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Well, I've been sick all weekend, and wasn't sure if I'd be up for anything. But damn it, today is Slit Day and I have something that's perfect, so I'll brave the coughing fits and fever!

It comes as no surprise by now, I'm sure, that I happen to like some alternative genders. Mostly those that are predominantly male in appearance, apart from said gender. That leads my mind to interesting places sometimes. I also happen to be a big fan of slitplay, as I'm sure is also not a surprise given some of my stories. The biggest struggle with slitplay, though, is finding an excuse to keep the obvious anatomical interruption from being an issue. What can be done about that? A number of things, it turns out, but I came up with one I don't think I've seen.

Enter: the slitboy. Male in every way except for the bait and tackle, with a nice alluring slit just begging for action. Obviously, requires a slit to start with, so mostly reptilian or fantasy creature that can be reasonably equipped as such (so you're not going to see any human slitboys - ex-human, though, is fair game). Different enough that I'd class it as an alt gender, but not quite the same as a V-male. I can't say I've seen this done in quite this fashion before, though it's certainly possible it's merely escaped my awareness. But I think this could be a fun variation and I definitely plan to do more with it.

OBLIGATORY CONTENT WARNING: This story contains sexual acts between a male and a slitboy, awkwardness, and avoidance of dumb sitcom plots.


"You're kidding." The shark's jaw dropped at the proclamation he'd just gotten from his dragon friend. "There's no way."

"It's true, I swear it."

"Dorv! There is NO way that YOU got up the stones to do that."

"I promise you on my LIFE that it's one hundred percent true. I went up to her, asked her out on a date." Dorv, though, understood why his lifelong friend Mak might not believe it when he told him. Despite being a friendly sort, the sky blue dragon had a reputation for being extremely awkward when it come to relationships. His last two had gone nowhere because he was so unsure of himself that it ended up tanking things, and in those cases it had been girls asking HIM out, not the other way around.

"Dude!" Mak gave him a friendly sock on the arm. "I can't believe my little Dorky Dorvy is growing up before my eyes..."

"Hey, just because I'm in a good mood doesn't mean I won't kick your ass."

The shark's grin was almost threateningly wide as he raised his arms innocently. "All right, all right...ain't gonna spoil the fun. You're gonna have to tell me all about it, though. I really wanna hear about how this goes!"

"If it goes well, maybe. I still don't know if I'm gonna be any good at this, but hell, I'm going to try."

"You'll do fine! Though, if you want, I can try to cook up some classic sitcom hijinx to try to salvage the night if things go south."

"Mak, so help me, I don't care if you've been my friend for 20 years, if you ruin this I will turn you into soup."

"What's Mak ruining now?" A pair of women joined the two at the table, a wolf and cheetah. Dorv felt a bit of nervousness spike in him - Liana, the wolf, was one of his exes, and he wasn't sure how she'd react to hearing the news. They'd remained friends after the relationship was broken off, but his rather lackluster efforts seemed to still be a sore point.

"I'm not ruining anything! I'm just gushing because Dorv actually asked a woman out!"

Predictably, Liana looked at him in disbelief. "YOU asked someone out?"

"All right, all right, I get it...this isn't something I have a history of doing," Dorv muttered, flushing a bit. "But come on, I have to try to figure this stuff out sometime. I don't want everything to go...well...as badly as it did with you. I have to learn."

"Don't let this lucky girl think that she's just a learning experience for you, or I'll have to have some choice words with you...with my fists." Rayne, the cheetah, wasn't someone Dorv knew as well, she was Liana's friend and he mostly saw her when the two were hanging out together. All he knew was that she had come close to whaling on him when things had ended between him and Liana, and he got the impression she still wasn't entirely over that.

"I don't want it to JUST be that. But come on, you think I expect that I'm going to hit it out of the park? I barely know what I'm doing...I'm just, you know, trying to do the right thing and hoping that it works."

"Heh, you picked the right one to take a flier with, I'll tell ya that," Mak snickered. "The way you were drooling after you saw her dance, man, you're gonna be all over that."

"Shut up, I was not drooling."

Liana smirked a bit. "Dancer, huh? Flexible sort, they have a reputation."

"Ah! I'm not...thinking about that right now! Jeez, let me at least get her dinner first!"

Rayne rolled her eyes. "Come on, you're a dude. You're thinking about that RIGHT NOW. Poor girl's gonna have to deal with a virgin, too..."

"Trust me, she's not," Liana remarked, in a tone that left little doubt how she knew that.

"Wait, you actually-"

"A couple times," Dorv muttered, furiously purple-faced. "I'm not so sure I was much good at that part, either..."

"You were good enough there...just not as passionate as you could have been," Liana said. "That's what you're missing, once you feel that spark, you'll know what I'm talking about."

"Oh, I think that's what he has here," countered Mak. "The way his eyes glazed over, you just know there was something."

"It's...maybe. I mean...yeah...when I was watching her...the way she moved, the way she smiled...everything about her just seem to...stand out. Not just how she looked...I mean, she was gorgeous, lavender scales, this whip-like frame that moved so gracefully, but it was also just...her aura, like the energy she projected, no fear, absolute joy and confidence, a spirit like...I dunno, I've just never felt that way about someone. And...well, maybe I'm aiming too high for the first person I ask out, but...I just want to know more about this feeling, maybe it's what I've been missing...okay, WHAT are you two looking like that for?" Dorv's attention had been caught by Liana and Rayne exchanging looks and almost seeming like they were fighting laughter.

"You're talking about that dancer at the mall, right?" asked Rayne.

"Yeah. What's the big deal?"

Liana was failing to hold back a grin. "Dorv...I'm pretty sure that's a guy."

"Wait, what? No. Definitely not."

"Really, you two," Mak snapped with a bit of annoyance. "Are you trying to wreck my man's confidence before he even gets there?"

"I'm serious. We've seen him dancing, too. I mean, it's not obvious obvious, but I was almost sure he was a guy. Just the impression I got, I didn't exactly stick around to talk to him."

"That...I don't think that can be true." Dorv shook his head, a bit shaken by this. "I'm not attracted to guys."

"Maybe you are and just don't know it?" Rayne offered. "Or maybe this is just that one weird exception that just about everyone has. I mean, you'd better not be flipping out over the idea of homosexuality-"

"It's not that! I've just...I've NEVER been attracted to a guy, ever. I mean, yeah, I can, uh, appreciate the form, that doesn't mean I want to bang one or date one."

"Yeah, well, you barely seem to want to bang or date women, either, so I'm not sold. Heck, you put all that time into fitness and barely care that anyone's got the hots for you, I thought you were fucking asex and in denial."

"You're not helping anything," Mak grunted. "Okay, let's try to settle this. What's her name, Dorv?"

"Um, uh, it's...Kayim. Didn't get a last name."

Liana shrugged. "No help. That could be either one."

The shark was far from done. "Well, fine. Then let's go to dress. Every time she dances she's wearing this skimpy thing that only covers parts of her. It's totally feminine."

"And? It could be purely a dance outfit," countered Rayne. "Or he could be a cross-dresser, or just be doing it for the show to sucker guys into thinking he's a woman so they tip better. I mean, that wouldn't be crazy..."

Mak was starting to look especially annoyed. "Fine, let's talk about body type! I mean, she's a lizard, so she's obviously not gonna have boobs, but look at the rest of her shape! She's got a figure that half the females I've met would murder someone to get!"

"I'm not sure what precise specitype he is, but there are quite a few where guys have that kind of frame," Liana replied. "And it's not like feminine-looking males are THAT rare..."

"Can we stop this?" Dorv said suddenly, putting a stop to further points and counterpoints before it got out of hand. "I'm already nervous enough, I don't need this extra stuff. I'm going on a date with her. I'm going to learn some stuff about her. Hopefully, something good will happen. I don't need people arguing about something like this to make that harder."

"You should go and enjoy it," agreed Rayne. With a smirk, she added, "And when he turns out to be packing a pair of whoppers, you should go with the flow."

Dorv glowered at the cheetah. "I'm going to have a good time, and I guarantee you she won't have a dick."

"He's a lizard, he'll probably have two."

"No dicks!" The dragon practically shouted that one, and then felt his face burn again as he realized other people were looking over. This really wasn't helping him...


The next three days left Dorv a total mess. Whether they had been trying to or not, Liana and Rayne had seriously messed him up. All the confidence that he'd built up to ask Kayim out was obliterated in the uncertainty of the gender question...he just couldn't get his mind off of it, and it had him terrified that he was going to say something completely wrong and foul it all up before it even had a chance to get anywhere.

Mak was trying to help, but he was just making it worse. He seemed almost more desperate to see it all go well than Dorv was, and it was putting pressure on him that he didn't need. He had to finally put his foot down and tell the shark to butt out and leave him be, which probably hurt his feelings but Dorv knew he could make it up to him later. And perhaps Mak would understand on his own...though, sometimes, his friend could be a bit tunnel-visioned until it was pointed out to him.

It all meant that when he showed up to the mall that Friday, he was a big old bundle of nerves and trying his best not to show it. Probably not succeeding, but he couldn't do much except try, and hope that it didn't seep through too much. He was running through his mind the things he was going to say, trying to figure out how he might suss out the truth without being too overt about it. Just asking didn't seem like a good idea to him, surely that had a lot of potential to offend. But trying to be coy about it...that seemed like one of those sit-com things that he really wanted to avoid, since they inevitably ended badly. The constant mental struggle was wearing on him, part of him wanted to just call the whole thing off because of the fear of embarrassing himself.

But as he arrived at the usual spot, his eyes were drawn to the lithe figure spinning and twirling around in front of a small crowd of onlookers. Kayim...the lizard was an almost glowing lavender color, looking almost dangerously thin, but the thinness belied a strength that was only evident in their movement. The moves were deliberate and powerful, swinging and whirling with a speed and grace that was captivating. Those hips, that tail, that swaying body that had wormed its way into Dorv's brain...all of that stress and worry seemed to just melt away as he lost himself in the performance. So much of that scaled hide was visible, there was only a thin covering around their waist and a see-through sash around their body that almost seemed to flow like water around their body as they danced.

Kayim had that effect on him, like no one else ever had...it was that feeling of tranquility that had given him the nerve to ask Kayim out in the first place. He had to believe that the lizard had more than a few suitors, with all the eyes drawn by that dancing. In truth, Dorv hadn't really believed his advance would be accepted, it was more about having that experience of having approached someone...but apparently Kayim saw something in him that was enough to agree to it. Maybe they would regret that once the date actually began, but Dorv was absolutely going to try to make it work out.

Kayim's dance ended, and they gave a bow to the applauding crowd, Dorv among the ones clapping. The container next to the performance area was quickly filled, a fair few dollars finding a new home and owner; the dragon was pretty sure there were at least $25 in there by the time people were dispersing. If that was about the average for a performance...he had already heard that Kayim did at least a dozen dances per day, so that had to be a pretty fair income for them. He wasn't sure if Kayim had another job of any sort, it sure sounded like dancing was their life...it seemed pretty nice, being able to do what he loved and earn a living from it. Something to aspire to, if Dorv ever figured out what he wanted to do.

He approached Kayim, smiling a bit nervously. The lizard returned the smile, as broadly as ever, almost with a hint of sultry, though it seemed like that was present in every expression Kayim had. "You showed up...I was a bit worried, you seemed like you might be easily scared off."

That made Dorv a bit worried at first - had he misread things? But no, the way Kayim said it sounded relieved, maybe they had been worried about being stood up. "Ah...well...I can't say that's not exactly true, but...yeah, I'm here."

"Good! I'm looking forward to having a good time tonight." Kayim trailed a finger under Dorv's snout in a teasing way. "We'll see how good it is once we get there. Just let me get something substantial on, and I'll be ready to go."

"Yeah, sure. No hurry, I'm ready when you are." And maybe the time would give Dorv a chance to relax and think through what he was going to talk about. Certainly, he could use as much of that as he could get. His mind was in a better state now, though...catching the end of that dance had settled him enormously. Now if only he could keep that up throughout the night...


Kayim's idea of 'substantial' seemed to be a fair bit different from Dorv's. Sure, their body was covered, but those scale-tight shorts and shirt almost made it seem like it wasn't. The dragon wasn't complaining, though - honestly, it was a bit stirring to him, mentally and physically. Which was a nice change - his drive seemed so low that sometimes he wondered if it existed at all. He'd had a couple good days in his last relationships, but couldn't really figure out what did it. So he'd take some effective titillation, even if it might lead to an awkward moment. It wasn't like he could get that much more awkward than he was anyway.

They didn't have to go too far for their date - there was a nice restaurant not far outside the mall that Dorv had been wanting to go to for a while anyway. He managed to keep his composure properly while getting in and getting seated, but once he and Kayim were in that intimate setting and together, the nerves started to spike. Unfortunately, far from unexpected...he just had to try to distract himself away from them. It would all get easier soon...he hoped.

But there was that complicating factor, the question of Kayim's gender...it was on his mind, and he still wasn't sure how to approach it. It wasn't even the whole gay or straight thing - by this point, he'd come to realize that Kayim was the first person he'd ever felt this particular way about, and regardless of what it meant for his sexuality, he wanted to at least try to see it through. But how to ascertain the truth, without offending Kayim or making himself look like a fool? He still didn't have an answer for that.

"You don't have to look so nervous," Kayim remarked, snapping him out of his thoughts - probably a good thing, in retrospect. "I don't bite...though I might nibble a bit under the right circumstances."

Dorv smiled weakly. "Ah...y-yeah, I guess. Sorry, I haven't, uh, really been on many dates." Especially not ones that I've WANTED to be on. That's why I'm so nervous. "I know I've said this before, but I love your dancing...hove you been doing that a long time?"

"Goodness, yes. Almost all my life...I've loved it as long as I can remember. Ah, something about moving around like this, it just...makes me feel so happy and free. I remember taking classes when I was much younger, but for the last...oh, ten or so years, I guess, I've just been free-wheeling it. I never liked how formulaic they made it all...dance is meant to be something personal and emotional, not just a series of steps."

"You're so good at it...I can feel all the passion and energy you put into it, it's like you just...radiate it or something. I guess I kind of absorb it a little bit. It looks like you also make a decent bit of money off of it."

"Yep! It's not about the money so much as it is about sharing what I love with the world...but everyone needs to eat, and if I can make something off of my passion, all the better, right? Can't rely on handsome suitors taking me out every day." Dorv wasn't so sure about that, but he wisely didn't say anything about it. "I'd like to say I take home over a thousand a week...of course, it's up and down every day, but it's more than enough to keep me in good shape if I have an off period."

"That's a lot more than I've ever seen from my jobs, I'd say you're doing really well for yourself."

"Well, I've only been doing it about four years now...and it didn't start out as a full-time thing, for a while it was just something I did to make a little extra outside of school. But then I realized, I didn't really want to do anything else, and decided to make it a daily thing for making a living. I didn't really expect it to go over as well as it has!"

Dorv smiled, a bit shyly. "Well, that's what being as talented and passionate as you are will get you. Maybe one of these days you'll find someone to sponsor you for big performances...and I could see you being a choreographer, if you put together all these dances on your own."

"Ah, I don't know about that, but thank you! Anyway, what about you? Healthy, strapping man like you, I'd guess you're a sports enthusiast?"

"Er...well, no...I like to keep in shape, but I never really got into sports. It just...didn't do anything for me. I'm not really sure what I want to do, to be honest...I'm working on a business degree in college, but I don't really know if that's where I want to go. It's hard, there's so much to think about, it's almost like there's too many options and I don't know what I really prefer. My parents want me to go into business, though...follow in their footsteps."

"Corporate bigwigs?" Kayim's tongue darted out jestingly.

"Medium-wigs, more like. They do well for themselves, but they aren't like Fortune 500 or anything like that. Good enough that I've always had a comfortable life, but it makes me feel awkward sometimes. I work for them here and there, and they pay my tuition so long as I keep my grades up and stay out of trouble. I think they want to groom me to take over someday...but I don't really know. I don't hate working for the business, but I don't know if that's what I want my life to be. Then again, I don't know what I want, so..."

"It's hard, isn't it? I went through that, until I decided I just wanted to dance. No pricy college for that, thank you very much!"

"There are days where I feel the same way, believe me. So...is there anything you like to do besides dance? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with dancing, but if this, uh, if I, uh, pass muster and there's future dates, I'd like to know so I could plan for that..."

Kayim giggled. "You don't have to worry, it would be pretty weird if I did nothing else! I enjoy a lot of active things, hiking and exercising and anything that gets me moving around. If I have to be sitting down, it's gotta be doing something - I can't sit still watching TV, I have to be doing something else at the same time. I guess I get a bit fidgety if I'm not busy."

"So I guess you're not big on movies or video games, then."

"Video games, only in really short bursts, unless they're one of those arcade games or motion control games where I can move around a lot. Movies...heh, I don't really do movies. Usually if I try to watch them, I end up getting distracted and start, ah, doing things that aren't conducive to watching movies."

Dorv felt a slight heat rise up in his face. "Uh...what...exactly do you mean by that?"

Another giggle from the lizard. "Oh? Is the dragon curious about my personal playtime?"

"Ah! I...I didn't...s-sorry, I didn't...get the, uh, implication there..." Oh, he got the implication all right, but for the briefest of moments he thought he might be able to get an important clue about Kayim's gender. Now he was smacking himself for even thinking that was a good idea.

"You don't have to be ashamed! I'm flattered that you're interested in me, I wouldn't be out on this date if I wasn't too!"

"Sorry...it's...it's not that..." Fuck it. I'm going to do something incredibly stupid if I don't get an answer and keep having to think about it. If they're offended, then it serves me right for not figuring it out earlier. "I just...I have to be totally honest...I have no idea if you're a guy or a girl."

If Kayim was surprised by that, it wasn't obvious. "Well, now, Dorv, before the big reveal...does it matter to you what I am?"

"No! I mean...no, it doesn't. You...captivate me. I can't remember ever feeling for someone like I do for you. I don't even really fully understand it myself, but I know that it's not based on you being...a guy, or a girl, or anything specific. It's because you're you."

"I'm glad to hear that...you have no idea how many times I've gone out on dates with people thinking I'm one thing and then freaking out that I'm not what they expected." Kayim's head bowed, a bit sadly. "I was hoping that it wouldn't be the same thing this time. I know I confuse a lot of people, but sometimes that's part of the appeal...until there's a point where it kind of becomes important. But I trust you...you seem different from them. So...I hope it really doesn't mess you up that I'm a guy."

For a brief moment, Dorv felt shock. He hadn't known, but he'd still thought originally that Kayim was female...but that sensation quickly gave way, as he realized clearly that it didn't really change anything. It didn't change his response to the dancing, it didn't change his overall perception of Kayim. All it did was throw into question his own sexuality...which didn't feel as momentous as it really should have. All he did was give the lizard a relaxed smile. "So...I was wrong about my initial belief. I'm sorry...I hope you're not offended."

"No, no, it's fine! I mean it, I kinda like to be a bit of a mystery for the people watching me. It's just when I want to do something more than watch that it gets to be an issue...I'm really glad you're okay with that."

"Yeah...so am I. Well, glad and confused...I...didn't think I was attracted to males at all. I've never really looked at one and felt any interest like that."

"Mostly been a ladies' man?"

"...Not even." Dorv sighed. "Never been good with women, either...I'm pretty sure I was attracted to them, but just never could figure out how to approach or maintain a relationship with them."

Kayim was quiet for a moment. "Are you sure you're actually attracted to them? I mean...let's try this. Have you ever felt for a woman what you're feeling for me?"

"Uh...well..." That got Dorv thinking hard. Had he? He mulled over his past relationships...not many of them to go over. He certainly didn't get those sorts of feelings of attraction and comfort with Liana, or the girl before her. Back in high school...he didn't really feel anything for the girls that tried to get his attention. Certainly, nothing like Kayim inspired. "I guess...no, not really."

"So maybe you're not straight. Maybe you're not gay either. You might be one of those borderline sexualities."

"Borderline?"

Kayim smiled. "My own way of describing them...not common, not really fitting into the general categories. You know, there's gay, straight, bi, pansexual, asexual, but then there's other things, some of which are obscure and some which aren't even categories. Maybe you're just only attracted to a specific subset of guy - guys that are so girly you can't even tell if they're guys or girls. It's possible."

"Huh...I guess...I never really looked at that kind of person. I mean, it wasn't even on my radar...you seem to know a lot about this kinda stuff."

"Well, you're not the first I've had this kind of conversation with. More than a few friends who're not sure about themselves, or at least they weren't until I kind of opened their eyes to some ideas. Believe me, they're happier for having that eye-opening."

"Maybe I will be too...I guess it makes sense, I'm definitely not in the traditional mold. Maybe I just need to find what turns me on...well, you're a good start."

Now it was the lizard's turn to blush, and Dorv was already starting to feel better. He had more answers than he'd even anticipated, and it was starting to feel like he was doing what he should be doing. Maybe there was some hope for him after all.


Things went better and better as the night wore on, and it soon became obvious to Dorv that Kayim's teasing was not purely for show. Although feeling sexual attraction - and at this point he was sure that was what it was, that the lack of passion he was showing before was a lack of real attraction - was a rather rare thing for him, he was no stranger to seeing it directed at him, and Kayim was certainly attracted to him. And with Dorv feeling that real desire, there didn't seem to be much question where the night was going to lead them.

They ended up going back to Kayim's place, a mutual agreement that Dorv had no problem with as he was living a typical rather messy college student lifestyle. This turned out to be a very good decision in the dragon's eyes, as Kayim's apartment was quite nice, an upscale location that was quite large for the price, and he had decorated to accentuate this. Such a colorful interior, primarily lavender accentuated with yellows and reds, it seemed like it made the lizard almost able to disappear into his room. The bed was especially nice, large and plush and the same lavender with some deeper purples for the linens. Dorv definitely felt a bit of envy; that bed looked so immensely comfy, and it probably cost a ridiculous amount.

"You like the bed, do you?" Kayim could see Dorv's eyes on that bed. "I saved up for six months for that. Was totally worth it."

"Whoof. Sounds pricey. But it looks amazing."

"Feels even more amazing. You're gonna love it. But I'm hoping we can do something more than just lay on it..." Once again there was that sultry, attractive tone...though, something about it seemed a bit strained, something that Dorv couldn't help but pick up on. Was Kayim actually nervous about something? Maybe there was something he could do about that...

He got distracted by the sight of Kayim peeling off that scale-tight shirt, though. His eyes were quickly drawn to the sight of that slight frame in all its lavender glory, that thin form calling to him. And then came down the equally tight shorts, making extra noise as they slid off to tantalize him further, that tail whipping around enticingly. He heard the lizard sigh a bit as he was freed of the garments. "Mmm, so much better...easier just to wear nothing at all, don't you think?"

"I can approve of that. I guess I'd better follow suit, then." Dorv wasn't particularly heavily dressed, though his shirt was a nicer polo and his shorts a clean khaki, he'd wanted to look reasonably good for his first self-initiated date. Perhaps he needn't have worried...he drew off the shirt slowly as Kayim drank the sight in, he could see the lizard's eyes darting over his firm abs and solid pectorals. Dorv knew he was eye-catching, it made him embarrassed at times but here it was starting to fell more like an asset. The perks of trying to keep himself in good shape.

His shorts were next to come off, all he had left - he never wore underwear, it just felt uncomfortable for him. That meant that he too was quickly bare, his sky blue scales almost shining in the light. He posed a bit for Kayim, who had sat down on the bed and was ogling him with a hungry look in his eyes. That was one he'd seen before too, on Liana the first time they'd had sex...and pretty much never again, as the luster had work off rather quickly for her. And him, he had to admit. He was really looking forward to doing something that really had him revved up. He didn't have any particular knowledge of the best way to pleasure a male, but it seemed likely that he could apply some of the tricks that worked on him...

A bit nervously, Dorv sat next to Kayim; he wasn't entirely sure if the lizard's sudden spate of nervousness was reassuring or troubling. But he wanted to do his best, so he put his arm around Kayim and held the lithe reptile close to his body, getting a quiet sigh and moan from him as he almost sank into that muscular chest. A bit tentatively, he reached his left hand towards Kayim's groin, probing around for his slit, a bit hard to see at first but starting to become a bit more visible as he was stimulated. Slowly he pressed a claw inside, getting a soft cry from Kayim, almost oozing with pleasure. It seemed like it was going right so far, so he got a bit more adventurous, probing a bit deeper to find that hidden prize and start working the lizard over more extensively.

It took a good thirty seconds for him to pick up on the realization that he wasn't finding anything.

Inexperienced though he might have been with males, Dorv had a slit and had played around with it plenty. He had a good sense of where and when something should be found, and there was no question he wasn't finding it where he should. And he was no simpleton - he'd heard about cloacas and such, but it was common knowledge that that was purely a feral phenomenon - anthros didn't have them. Yet, despite all this, he was (perhaps understandably) struggling with the obvious conclusion that there was just nothing there. "Uh...am I...missing something?" he asked uncertainly.

"N-no...but...I am." Kayim's voice was a bit shaky. "Ah...this is the part where they...usually freak out."

Dorv wasn't freaking out. Yet. Not that hearing that was exactly settling him. "Freak out?"

"Find it too weird...or think I was lying to them the whole time..." The weight of it made it all too clear to Dorv that Kayim's troubles with this were not at all uncommon, and not at all easy for him. "I'm a male. My...genes say I am, my brain says I am, so that's what I am. Even if I look rather feminine, so what? But...I'm...I don't have that one part that makes me unquestionably male."

"You...you don't have a dick?"

"I don't. And before you ask, no, it's not a vagina, either. It's...well, a slit. It's just like what you have, except there's no hidden treat inside. It's been that way since I was born...some kind of ultra-rare mutation or something. And it's like, whatever, so what, until I try to get with a guy...and then comes the ranting and running. It's almost scary to try to date someone when you feel like they're going to react badly and leave you feeling hurt and lonely."

Dorv could only imagine; it sounded like a nightmare, he was glad his reaction had been confusion. "I...I'm not sure I really even understand it. Like, you have nothing? At all?"

"Not...nothing. Well, I mean...there's nothing in there...but my slit's still sensitive, and I still have a prostate, and that feels good when it's rubbed. I can orgasm, though nothing really substantial comes out, it just kind of wets things in there. I know people think it's weird, being a guy without a dick, but...well, I mean, I've literally never known anything else. I guess I think the pleasure's not any less? I don't really know, since I can't compare. But...well, I guess it just gets too weird for people, and-ah!" Kayim stiffened and arched his back as Dorv's finger delved deeper, rubbing around a bit more and making him shiver with pleasure. "D-dorv..."

"Well...it sure sounds like it feels just as good." How odd, that Dorv would find this whole bizarre state of affairs...actually kind of a relief. Realizing that this whole thing had been just as awkward for Kayim as it was for him, the lizard just better at hiding it...it felt like it took some of the pressure off. He brought a second finger toward's Kayim's slit, rubbing it around the surface a bit before pushing in, eliciting another keening moan from the smaller reptile as he pumped in and out a bit. It was certainly unusual, but he didn't really see why people found it head-for-the-hills unusual. Just a different structure, one that responded not dissimilarly to a pussy, though the feeling certainly wasn't identical and the scent he was getting from it was decidedly not feminine.

It hadn't escaped him that Kayim was clinging to him like his life depended on it, his head arched back and throaty moans coming out deeper than he would have thought. How long had he been without the proper touch of another person? That seemed so wrong for such a sexy lizard. Dorv started to gently scratch that inner flesh with his claws, exceedingly gently to keep from damaging anything - he had a good idea just how much pressure was too much, he was almost not touching those walls with how gentle he was, but it was certainly enough to get Kayim clenching around him and threatening to cause accidental injury anyway. But that was fine - it was about time to get something much softer in there anyway.

He pulled his claws out slowly, licking them in view of Kayim, the lizard groaning a bit at the emptiness. "Ah...Dorv..."

Dorv smiled gently at the anole. "You taste really good...I hope you don't mind if I go back for seconds."

"Please do..."

Shifting out of Kayim's grip, Dorv gently laid him back and spread his legs, positioning his sizable self in between them and bringing his muzzle down towards that tantalizing opening. This was just where he got the full force of Kayim's delightful scent...he took a deep breath in, savoring it as his nose buzzed approvingly. Out came his tongue, licking over the slit teasingly, making it twitch under his tongue like it was trying to snatch him up, and he heard Kayim moan out loudly again and felt him push up into him. The dragon's arms slipped under that arched back, giving him an embrace and a good degree of control over the proceedings. His tongue continued to slurp around Kayim's groin, over and around the slit that was almost begging for him.

He could feel Kayim squirming, and quickly it got to be too much for him. "D-dorv! I need...I need it so bad...please!"

With a quiet laugh, Dorv yielded, tongue licking once more over that slit before then diving in, the long and hot organ pushing in deep, eliciting a much heavier cry of bliss from the anole. Dorv's heart was racing a bit - he was tonguing a male's slit for the first time, one that wasn't going to have anything emerge from it for reasons only nature was privy to - and it was exciting him to no end, his fears that he might crumble at the last moment having been thoroughly cast off. His eyes lidded a bit as he ate out that slit, his tongue diving deep and then slurping back up to catch as much of that nectar as he could manage. There was a decided minimum of muskiness in it, it was such a light taste that it seemed almost like water, but there was a hint of something in there that was hitting all the right buttons. He definitely liked it, would go as far as loved it, and his slurping was insatiable, tongue pushing past those clenching walls and being continually massaged by the muscles of Kayim's slit.

But that wasn't all he had to do. Peculiar as this part of his anatomy was, Dorv remembered that Kayim had mentioned he was otherwise typical - including a prostate. And he rather suspected that got as little attention as the rest of him...so as he distracted Kayim with his slit slurping, he drew a hand down slowly to that tight rear end, so delightfully pert and perfectly shaped to fit that lithe body. Dorv never knew why big asses were so popular, but then again he was kind of the weird one when it came to attraction...all he knew was that Kayim's had drawn his eyes a lot better than any other. But it was inside that he was interested in this time, and his fingers were still a bit slicked up from before...he heard another loud gasp from the lizard as his finger pressed in, slightly tentatively to make sure he didn't hurt Kayim. He had no real clue about the lizard's level of experience - given his lamentations, it wasn't as much experience as he wished he'd had - so he took it carefully, working himself in as that part of his lover clenched down as well. It felt like it was making Kayim increase the pressure at the front as well, his slit was clearly clamping down tighter on Dorv's tongue...that was about to get even more intense, he would wager.

Indeed, as soon as he was in deep enough and his claw was able to probe around for that super sensitive inner hot-spot, he heard a loud cry from Kayim and felt him push his hips into Dorv's muscle, clenching down tight enough on both ends to almost crush. Which might have been trouble for someone smaller, but for a big and sturdy dragon like Dorv was more just a pleasant pressure, and encouraged him to work harder in return. His claw brushed that sensitive spot over and over, providing momentary respites before coming back to bring Kayim to heights without being able to feel it coming, and his tongue dove in and out like a toy being pumped into him, except a lot more lively. And all the while, the cutest and most lustful sounds were escaping the lizard's throat, he could see a white-knuckled grip on the covers of his bed, almost threatening to rip the fabric. All of which fed his burgeoning confidence quite effectively.

He was so lost in his enjoyment of everything that he was caught completely off-guard when Kayim cried out louder, and suddenly he felt a rush of new wetness join his tongue in that slit. It took a moment for him to register - he's cumming! - and then his brain caught him back up and he went to town, slurping up all the new emission that was introducing itself to him, moaning at the light and tangy flavor it produced on his tongue. Very thin and runny, without any semen to accompany it, but he found that very much to his liking, and he drank it down without restraint, keeping up with Kayim until the lizard slumped back on the bed, panting hard and loosening up again. Only then did Dorv pull back; his muzzle was dripping with Kayim's wetness, but he could hardly have minded that even in the most awkward times. "How was that?"

"Oh, gods...Dorv...that was...that was the best thing...I've ever felt..." panted out Kayim, sounding like the words were quite the effort to get out. "You...no one's...ever...done that before..."

"Jeez...I'm sorry to hear that, and glad I could give you that pleasure. You deserve it...I dunno what everyone else's problem was, that was a lot of fun." He dragged himself onto the bed and wrapped his arms around Kayim, sneaking them under the limp lizard's body and holding him close as his snout met the anole's. At that first bump, Kayim joined him in tired embrace as their tongues met, snaking around each other and twisting in pleasured dance as they kissed. Kayim's taste was probably still all over him, Dorv knew he would be tasting it...somehow he suspected it wouldn't be the first time Kayim had done that, though perhaps his first time tasting it mingled with someone else's flavor. It felt really good, though, kissing someone when he really felt like it. He'd always hated kissing before...maybe that was because it always felt forced, like it meant something more than he really had in him. This one...this one felt so right.

As they pulled back, Kayim looked into his eyes, and Dorv could swear he could see galaxies in them with how they were twinkling. "You haven't had the chance to get off yet, have you?"

"I...haven't really pushed for it, to be honest." It certainly wasn't a lack of arousal - Dorv had simply been so engrossed in what was going on that his need hadn't really come into play. He'd only even noticed his throbbing erection during the kiss, as Kayim's body rubbed against it. Now that it was pointed out, he was definitely picking up on the need a bit.

"I would LOVE to take care of that for you," Kayim said in such lovely earnestness. "It's the least I could do for you giving me such wonderful pleasure."

That sounded very appealing...except, Dorv was certain that they could do one better. "I want you to enjoy it just as much...and I think there's something else you should be able to experience..." He heard Kayim gasp as he drew the tip of his pointed draconic dick towards the anole's slit, rubbing it up and down a bit to tease it. "If you're feeling up for it, that is..."

"Ah...you...really want to?"

"Yeah. If it won't hurt you any...have you ever..."

"I...played around a bit with toys in there...but no one ever...but...I...would love to try."

Dorv nodded. "I'll be gentle with it, until you're good with it..." It was one of those times he was thankful for his uniformly smooth shaft, the barbs or bumps some dragons had would probably be a bit much for the first time. Slowly he pushed it in, getting the tip and a couple inches of depth before stopping, both him and Kayim releasing guttural groans of euphoria in tandem as they clutched each other tight. It felt like a very tight fit to Dorv, though he wasn't sure that wasn't just because of the size of the lizard...his rear end might not have been any more yielding to him. The perils of inexperience, there, but as long as he wasn't hurting Kayim, he would be satisfied.

A slow back-and-forth started, Dorv gently rocked into Kayim, pulling out a little and pushing back in a little more each time. It was a gentle opening, a measured filling that felt insanely good to him. Different from the females he'd had, to be sure, but this maybe felt even better than they had...Kayim's slit clung to him, rubbing him fiercely even when he wasn't thrusting, clenching down over and over like a heartbeat around him, warm and wet and so inviting. And he was making it wetter, his own precum mixing with Kayim's fluids...a light blush crept up in his face as he realized that his could very well be the first seed that slit had ever felt. Such a normal thing for him that he never would have thought about it, but for Kayim, a brand new experience...would he enjoy that? Or would he want to back out before then?

Before any doubts could creep in to make him pause, he heard Kayim's breathless voice, laden with bliss. "H-harder...please..."

Clearly, he wasn't doing anything wrong so far...so Dorv did as instructed, pulling out a bit more and thrusting in more quickly, groaning and slightly growling as the pleasure picked up dramatically. Gods, this felt so amazing, whether it was the slitfucking or just that he actually felt the passion this time he didn't know, but it blew his previous experiences out of the water. His arms held tight to Kayim as he kept humping into that slit, working to get further inside...it was a shock to him when he felt his hips bump into the anole's. It certainly did NOT feel like he should have been able to hilt that slit, and he looked down to see if Kayim was in pain or discomfort...but to his surprise and relief, Kayim appeared to be in pure and utter ecstasy, just as he had been before. Even with the obvious stretch he must have felt - and Dorv felt that tightness around him, he knew Kayim had to be feeling it considerably - he didn't seem like he was having any trouble.

And in that case, he wasn't going to broach any objections of his own. Especially not when his dick was begging for release.

He shifted his grip on Kayim and started to buck in with more vigor, reviving the anole's cries of bliss as he got worked over harder in that sensitive spot by Dorv's intruding staff. Dorv's jaw was clenched tight as he thrust, the pleasure ramping up to an insane degree as he felt Kayim twist and jerk into him, like he was trying to get Dorv even deeper inside him...his own moans were occasionally mingling with growls as he felt his cock twitch here and there, on the edge more quickly than he wanted but he knew there was no way he could hold back much more after all this. All he could do was try to get Kayim to join him...he didn't want this to be only his own pleasure, Kayim needed it far more than he did. All he had to do was somehow hold on just long enough to bring the lizard to a second orgasm, and much as his body tried to fight it he kept it reined in just by the skin of his teeth.

Just as he felt like he might go off regardless of his restraint, he heard another loud cry from Kayim, and a sudden rush of warmth around his cock...that did it for him, whether he wanted it or not, and he cried out himself as he began to spurt into the anole's slit. His dragon spunk mixed with Kayim's fluids quite rapidly, making a nice sticky mess inside that slit which quickly ended up squirting outside, precious little space for anything to build up inside. He held tight as he pumped out his prolific load, quite built up from his lack of routine sex, spreading around between their bodies as much of it was squeezed out around him. He was grinding slightly into Kayim, but it was the anole doing most of the work milking his seed out of him, that tight slit working him over like it had done this a thousand times before rather than zero.

All too quickly, he felt that overpowering pleasure fading away, leaving him breathless and sluggish, but with a wonderfully complete sense of contentment. Kayim seemed to be in the same state, the way he was holding tightly to him, even limper than before but nestled as close to Dorv as he could be. He was at least getting emptied out as Dorv's shaft retreated back into its slit, which must have been nice after that stretching...at least, Dorv assumed it would be, maybe Kayim had wanted more, though. But if that was the case, well...maybe he could provide later.

"Dorv...you were...amazing..." Kayim finally managed to mumble out.

"You were, too..." Dorv replied. "Ah...sorry about the mess on your bed..."

"'s fine...it washes easily. Special sheets and all...and even if it didn't...that was totally worth it."

"I'm glad you thought so...that was the best I've ever had, too."

"I'm so glad...can it...not be the last time we've ever had the best we've ever had?"

Dorv smiled peacefully. "Absolutely."


"How'd it go, man?!" Mak was literally on him the moment he was in the lunch area that following Monday.

"Dude. You need to settle down, didn't I just get on your case about this?"

"Right, right, sorry. Come on, though, I've been wondering all weekend! Can you blame me?"

"I know you have been, and I deliberately didn't tell you anything because I didn't want you shooting over to my place demanding details. I know you mean well, but that's a bit too much for me!"

Mak raised his arms and backed away. "Fair enough! I'm sorry, I don't mean to put so much pressure on you...I just really want to see it go well for once!"

"Well, you can relax and feel happy. For once, it did."

"ALL RIGHT!" Mak yelled loud enough to draw eyes and make Dorv grimace. "I knew you could do it, man!"

"Mak!"

"Sorry...I got carried away, I know. But spill! What did you do with her? Was she as frisky as she seems?"

"If Mak is that happy, then something must have gone well." Liana and Rayne were walking over too...this was a bit much of an audience, but they must have been curious as well, so Dorv resigned himself to having more eyes on him than he wished.

"Right, yeah. I had my date with Kayim, and it went really well. Way better than I ever would have hoped, really...we ended up spending most of the weekend together."

"Wow. You two must have REALLY been into each other." Liana sounded mildly annoyed by that, which Dorv figured he deserved. "So, you'd better have found out whether he was a guy or a girl in all that time, or we're going to have to have a chat."

"I might have to have a chat with you anyway about trying to sabotage me. But if you must know, Kayim is male."

"Hah, I totally knew it," Rayne said with her smirk. "Guess you're not as straight as you thought you were."

"Not like it matters," Dorv shot back gruffly. "He turns me on, I turn him on, if that's what works I'll take it."

"That's the spirit!" Mak cackled. "I guess I should stop calling him 'she,' though. Damn, never seen a guy with a body like that, no wonder he fooled me."

"You just need to look harder," Rayne replied. "So, who played pitcher? Probably him, guess you needed a nice dick up your tailhole to get revved up, that's what was missing."

Dorv huffed at the cheetah. "For your information...you might have been right about Kayim being a guy, but I was right, too."

"What? What do you mean, you were..." The dragon felt a bit of satisfaction at the sudden misfire in Rayne's brain, which also appeared to be hitting at the same time in the other two. "Wait, WHAT?!"

"You heard me. No dicks. And wouldn't you know it, turns out that wasn't what I needed at all...I just needed the right person I felt attracted to. And Liana was right, it's amazing when that passion is there, it definitely added what I was missing. And given that he was all over me at least twice more after the first time, I think it's safe to say he was more than satisfied."

"Whoa-ho-ho!" Mak whooped, giving Dorv a high-five. "You got some game after all! Tell me you're seeing him again!"

"This weekend. And maybe watching a couple dances during the week."

"Lucky guy," Liana said dryly. "Well, hope that goes well, then...come on, Rayne." The two women headed off, Rayne giving him a face as they departed.

Mak just scoffed. "Jealous. Don't mind them, Dorv! They just wish they were as attractive to you as Kayim is. Or maybe as attractive to anyone."

"Don't be mean, now. I'm sure Liana's still a bit put out that I wasn't into her, that's fair. But...yeah. It's nice to have found the type of person that gets me feeling that way." And Dorv knew Kayim felt the same...and the real thing that made him happy was knowing that he was the lizard's dream come true as well.