Keldeo's Quest (1: Introduction)
A young Keldeo is given a quest to help spread the offset the evil in the world. Impregnating, like, one hundred Pokémon oughta do it.
There's plotless smut, and then there's this. Like, super plotless smut. Short, but hopefully fairly frequent, chapters.
Keldeo looked around the forest. This is it, the deepest point of Anumn, this is where she said she would meet him. He looked around the tranquil scene. Nearby there was a little stream with a mossy fallen log laying across it. All was silent except for the trickling of the water and the far off call of bird Pokémon.
He had never been this deep into the forest before. He had no clue it would be so beauti--
And then he saw her. The towering Pokémon seemed to shimmer even in the shaded forest. She skillfully manoeuvred as to not get her rainbow luminous horns tangled in the vines above, well-practiced from millennia strolling through this land. Keldeo's breath had been taken away. Never in his short life had he been so instantly struck at a sight. Xerneas, ancient guardian of the forest. It was her whisper that had brought him here. She had instructed him to leave his home over in the Sharddon Mountains and meet her here. It had been a week's travel, but for some reason, it just seemed like the right thing to do.
Now he was finally he, he stood there staring in awe staring at the Pokémon he had come to meet. For her part, she had a gentle smile on her prestigious snout. "It's nice to finally meet you, Keldeo," she said. Her voice was otherworldly and seemed to pulse through his mind.
Keldeo spluttered an incoherent greeting. He was even having trouble staying up on four legs. He was shaking. She patiently waited for him to gather his bearings, considering him closely with her intelligent eyes the entire time. He was a cream-coloured pony, smaller than she had expected and girlish in appearance. He had a fierce mane of orange fur and powerful, sparkling blue eyes. Ah yes, he had been a perfect choice, This one will go far.
"Thank you for coming up this way to speak with me, Keldeo," she said.
"No problem at all Miss. Ma'am. Xerneas. No problem at all!" Keldeo laughed nervously.
She often had this effect on people. "You must be wondering why I called you here. I have a very important job for you." She leaned in close so that they were at eye level. "I have chosen you as my Champion. My Hero of Life."
Now Keldeo liked the sound of that! His eyes sparkled with awe.
"As my chosen Hero you have one simple task. You must propagate wherever you go," she leaned in closer until her face was inches away from his, staring into his intense blue eyes. "Go, spread your seed. You have the soul of a hero. Your children will grow up and do great things, and together, we will offset evil." As though in a trance, Keldeo nodded enthusiastically. She laughed and finally leaned back.
"Then go!" she exclaimed. "Head out there, breed with whomever you can. This time of spring females will be in heat, they will be happy to see a noble little stead like you." She turned around with a flick of her head and began walking away. "Once you're ready, we will meet again."
And like that, she was gone, and Keldeo was alone in the forest once more.