FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

Zootopia

zcops SEA KNIGHTS

By Dan 1966

(c) Zootopia 2016. Walt Disney Animated Studios (c) COPS (on-going television series)

For Fandom enjoyment only. No monitary gain expected nor desired. All rights respected.

Forewords: Another script for a "COPS" episode filmed in Zootopia. This time the cameras follow the ZPD's water borne members of the Sea Knights Precinct who maintain the law on the water ways and respond to emergencies like boaters in trouble, attempted suicides, Water way enforcement and drug interdiction.

Part 2

(Fade in from Black)

ZCOPS logo

Time: Mid Afternoon Scene Location: Inner City waterways between Riverside in the South and Fruit Market in the North. Boat Six

Boat number 6 crew

Boxy (Otter)

Keith (Otter)

Snow Cone (Sea Lion)

Officer Mikado (Sea lion)

Officer Jimmy Kendrich (Polar Bear) Master pilot

Officer Bill Quill (Polar Bear) Navigator/Radar

Officer Randy Sabel (Wolf) deck gunner

Scene: Jimmy Kendrich gets a radio call from Sinjin (Asian Sea Crane) who's doing sky surveillance above downtown...

Sinjin: Closest boat to Heard Island respond?

Kendrich: Boat Six Sinjin what's up?

Sinjin: Six? I have a craft down below, a 30 foot flat skiff matching one of our marks? No side identification tag, three occupants a weasel, a honey badger and a Doberman Pincher. Give me your WIFI receiver number and I'll flash you a pick. They just pulled off Heard and I see a couple of shovels and a bulged tarp. Tell me they can't be this stupid?

Kendrich: Don't be surprised. They try to look like innocent treasure hunters or clam diggers.

Sinjin: Sending pics now.

Scene: Kendrich and Bill Quill look at the photos...

Bill Quill: I'm going to run the Doberman past "HQ"

Kendrich: (To camera) We use Asian Cranes for the bulk of our airborne surveillance because they're unobtrusive and they carry good ProGo-Cams". Sometimes we'll fly a drone close and get a mark to freak out so they give themselves away.

Scene: Bill Quill pulls a print-out from the printer at his console.

Bill Quill: The Doberman is Hanz Luffloon. Two priors for "Super Cat" dealing and Khat pushing.

Kendrich: (To Shinjin on radio) Shin? Are they leading or closing?

Shinjin: Closing. They're riding center of the channel.

Kendrich: (To Bill Quill) We'll pop the "brights and screamers" about 20 yards off.

Scene: Kendrich calls to Officer Randy Sabel

Kendrich: Saber? Up on the Nasty and lock a slug.

Scene: The camera follows Randy Sabel to the 60mm Nasty Zasty where he hooks up his head mic...

Sabel: Gun. Load Steel slug round.

Scene: The gun's breach clicks as it loads a slug round.

Sabel: (To Kendrich) Nasty's up and loaded. Weapon is hot.

Scene: In the pilot Kendrich pats Bill Quill.

Kendrich: Go to the sixty Bill? (On radio) Boxy and Ken? Get on the gunnel wall with your MP-5's. Seals in the water.

Scene: Boxy and Ken cock their MP-5 sub-machine guns and stoop with the boat's side protecting them while the two Harbor seals slip into the channel from the boat's tail end.

Scene: With Kendrich back in the pilot house.

Kendrich: ( To camera) So what we're going to do is as they come down to us? At twenty yards I'll push the throttles up, turn the wheel and "cap the T" on their bow so all our weapons are covering them. That should deter them from doing something foolish.

Scene: We see the boat with the three "Mammals of interest" coming down the channel with Boat Six moving up the channel from Shinjin's view.

Shinjin: (by radio) Ok...they're slowing down....they saw you but they're going slower. They're not reaching for anything.

Kendrich: Ok....get ready....we're going to pop them in a minute.

Scene: Both boats close nose to nose to twenty yards. Kendrich opens the throttle, lights up the lights, hits the siren, swings the boat to a sliding stop and blocks the other boat!

Kendrichs: (Sound System) YOU IN THE BOAT! STOP THE ENGINE AND GET YOUR PAWS UP! THIS IS ZPD SPECIAL BOAT SIX! DO NOT TRY ANYTHING STUPID! I SAID GET YOUR DAMN PAWS UP!

Scene: The three mammals in the blocked boat raise their arms as the two otters move to draw down on them with their machine guns.

Boxy: Get on your knees, cross your legs and lock your paw fingers with palms up behind your heads! DO IT NOW!

Scene: Keith jumps aboard the blocked boat and one after another he cuffs the three mammals.

Keith:(to Quill) Which on of these has the priors?

Bill Quill: The Doberman

Keith: (To the Doberman) Want to keep silent and wait or do you want to come clean? What were you guys doing on Heard Island? Crabbing?

Hanz Luffloon: Nine....It must have been obvious?

Keith: Under the tarp?

Hanz Luffloon: "Ja"

Keith: How much?

Hanz Luffloon: About two hundred fifty pounds.

Keith: Of what?

Hanz Luffloon: Super Nip.

Keith: (To Kendrich) Two fifty in Super!

Scene: The three mammals are brought aboard the Six where they are processed, photographed and sat on the deck in cuffs while Keith and Boxy carefully handle the bags of super-concentrated Cat Nip.

Kendrich: (Showing off a Glad sandwich bag full of nip) This just puts a little dent in the market. Super Nip's pretty potent, gives felines a real crazy high that just spins them insane and they end up doing a lot of property damage and the crash can be pretty frightening, we've had felines vomit while passed out after exhausting themselves....It's popular with cubs and kittens but it's way too pure and way to dangerous which is why it's a schedule 1 Botanical agent just like Night Howlers. But we'll stay on the trade's tail....

Fade into ZCOPS logo

Kendrich: Till we wipe it out for good.

(Fade to black)

(Fade in from Black)

ZCOPS logo

(Sound of boat siren screaming)

Scene Location: East Cast of Sahara Square Boat Number 7 "Lucky Strike" responding to water borne distress call.

Voice of the Pilot/master Officer Semmi Otono (African Lion) : We just got a call from Boat Eight "Eight Ball" that they need assistance on a distress call they received from a boater. Apparently there were two polar bear cubs on an inner tube and one of them went under and hasn't come back up. A civilian boat took the youngest on board and has been with "Eight Ball" for about twenty minutes. The two seals on "Eight Ball" have been in the water about that long and we'll deploy our two once we come up.

Scene: We see "Lucky Strike" coming up on the scene and its' two Harbor seals go off the back as it glides up to join "Eight Ball" mastered by Sargent Toothin who's tied up to the boat that found the younger cub.

Sargent Toothin: (To Otono) They were already far off the shore when the older one went under. We figure with the current and drift we have around a fifty yard by at least a mile long search track on 300 degrees from true North.

Officer Semmi Otono: How long have your seals been in the water?

Sargent Toothin: Twenty five minutes now. Total estimated time probably fourty to fourty five.

Officer Semmi Otono: Alright....We're going to go on 300 degrees about a thousand yards and sweep your way. Are there any buoys close by?

Sargent Toothin: Checked them....nothing.

Officer Semmi Otono: Any contact information for the family.

Sargent Toothin: I got a number from the younger one. He's scared stiff but he got it out.

Officer Semmi Otono: Call Benjamin at main HQ and make arrangements to call the Department Chaplain and the Grief Counselor and have them come down to Dusky Pier so when we make the call to the family, they can meet them there.

Sargent Toothin: We'll do.

Scene: We see "Lucky Strike" pull away and move 1000 yards towards shore where the otters go over the sides to join the seals in sweeping the water.

Officer Semmi Otono: (To the Camera) This doesn't look good. Polar bears are good swimmers but we're way past the time the cub should have come up and we've passed the Golden fifteen. What we'll do is keep sweeping the track until an hour has gone by....then we know for sure the cub is.....gone. We warn over and over that the water out here is dangerous and unless you're a surfer or a professional swimmer, you have no business floating around on something as slick and dangerous as a tire tube. This water doesn't play nice, you have rip currents, eddies and strong underwater distrubances that can get you int trouble real quick.

Scene: Back on the "Eight Ball" Sargent Toothin is calling Benjamin Clawhauser at Precinct One...

Sargent Toothin: (To Clawhauser by phone) Ben? Sargent Toothin with Special Boats. I'm calling to report a possible fatality involving a cub off the East Coast of Sahara Square.

Clawhauser: Please tell me it's not turning out that way?

Sargent Toothin: I wish not. They're polar bear cubs. We have the younger one but the older one went under and it's almost been an hour. Before I call the family? We need the Chaplain and the Grief counselor available at Dusky Pier. You should notify Officer Snarloff too so they can't miss the Chaplain and the counselor when they arrive.

Scene: Realizing that they can't find the cub. The seals climb back onto their boats and there is a emotional reaction by the crew as "Eight Ball and "Lucky Strike" head for Dusky Pier with the younger Polar bear cub wrapped in a blanket and being held by one of the Polar Bear officers.

Sargent Toothin: This part of our job? It sucks. (Toothin weeps a little) I know.... Big tough Polar Bear right? And I just called the family to tell them to come down to Dusky Pier because something terrible has happened to one of their cubs. That's one call you can't remain detached from....damn....

Scene: News media can be seen already flocking around the pier.

Sargent Toothin: What the ****? What the **** damn *****. Who the **** called the damn media?! I'm going to snap someone's *****balls off! Damn disrespectful media ******.

Officer Daniel Rathgate: (Otter) Calm down Toothy...it's been an hour, they were bound to get word of it.

Sargent Toothin: Doesn't mean I have to be polite to the ****** ****** not one damn bit polite. I swear they start pushing mics into the face of this scared little cub and someone's ****** is getting ******** bit the ******** off."

Fade into ZCOPS logo

Sargent Toothin:The family deserves some damn respect and privacy. Gawd damn it they just lost their cub. Uncaring media bastards.

(Fade to black)

(Fade in from Black)

ZCOPS logo

Time: Late Afternoon Scene Location: Inner City waterways, Duck Island Park near Acacia Street Boat Six, Public involvement tour

Scene: The boat is docked at the pier on Duck Island so school cubs and their teachers can climb all over it and the officers explain their various jobs and the tools and weapons they have.

Officer Merkado: This is the nice side of our job, taking time to get personal with the public. We take the "cubs and kits" out for a spin, throw the boat around, shoot off blanks from the guns, do Paw to Paw combat demonstrations to show em how even the otters can do take downs of mammals bigger than them. We have a ton of tricks up our sleeves when it comes to combative skills.

Scene: Keith (otter) is demonstrating Paw to Paw against Bill Quill (Polar Bear)

Keith: Afternoon everyone, I'm officer Keith and this stunningly ugly beast is officer Bill.

Bill Quill: Growl

Keith: Isn't he fierce compared to meak "wittle" me a poor defenseless otter? So how's a shrimp like me going to arrest a big ugly baffoon?

Bill Quill: After our demonstration kids? I'm going to teach you have to make Otter on the barby. And I'm not talking about the doll.

Keith: Easy there bruiser. Now...I'm wearing what's called a "shake" vest. It's your standard issue police vest except...this one contains a battery pack in the back that's tied to this glove. Now let's say Bill's getting sick and tired of me calling him a fat sack of bloated bear lard?

Scene: Bill attacks Keith with a club. Keith climbs up Bill's chest and slaps his paw into him....

Keith: So....obviously the power is disconnected right now or big bad Bill would be poor flying backward onto his tail Bill. This pack puts out enough juice to take down elephants. This allows a little guy like me to stun guys like Bill until we can cuff him.

Scene: Kids and teachers clap.

Bill Quill: So? And thanks Keith. And yes....I am ugly. But seriously. Can someone tell me what happens next week?

Scene: A young giraffe waves his leg.

Giraffe: It's summer break!

Scene: The kids cheer.

Bill Quill: Yes....summer break which means for many of you? The beach, sand castles, chasing females.....or males, and swimming. Today, we got a very sad reminder of how dangerous the water is around Zootopia. A young Polar Bear cub got into trouble. It doesn't matter if you're good in the water, live in the water or you can float in the water well. The water conditions around Zootopia can change in a 'lickety split". One cub is one cub too much, police officers have the same feelings as all of you and we don't want to be the one who calls your parents to say something terrible happened to you. You're all going on school break tomorrow and all of you should come back to school when it's over so read these pamphlets over with your parents please? We want you to have fun and wave to you as we ride by....we don't want to have to pull you out of the water because you bit off more water than you could chew.

Scene: Boat Six pulls away from Duck Island with the cubs waving and cheering.

Randy Sabel: That was nice. Hopefully those "cubs and kits" will heed what we tell em? It's good that we concentrate so much on community outreach and the way we present ourselves to the public. It's very important we maintain the best paws and claws appearance....

Fade into ZCOPS logo

Randy Sabel: Better to have the population working with us than against us because we don't live up to the image we project.

(Fade to black)

Scene Location: South of Sahara Central Time: Early Evening Boat number 2 responding to incident call from ZFD (Fire Department)

Scene: Boat Number two is closing distance with a fire department response boat.

Boat Master/Pilot: Officer Lou Ivon (Polar Bear) We just got a call from the ZFD's fire boat. Apparently some celebrating graduates decided to pull out some illegal cannon shells, you know....those fat mortars the professionals shoot off at the casinos in Sahara Square? Well....one plus one does not mean two apparently because the shell detonated before it left the piece of pipe they used and.....it's a mess.

Scene: Boat number two slides up to the ZFD fire boat. We see how bad the explosion was because the party boat the other Mammals were on is half sunk in the water.

Officer Lou Ivon: Hi Chief.

Chief Washgrass (Timber wolf): Hi Lou...

Officer Lou Ivon: Damn....do you need seals and otters in the water?

Chief Washgrass: No Lou....we recovered....what we could find.

Scene: Lou Ivon climbs aboard the fire boat and joins Chief Washgrass in looking at the destroyed party boat.

Chief Washgrass: From what we got from the Puma who was in control of the boat? He brought four of those big shells with him and they had an aluminum pipe to shoot them....first mistake. The pipe was too tight for the shell...mistake two. The escape gases built up in the tube because the bottom was seal welded....mistake number three. The gases blew apart the pipe and then the shell exploded before it cleared the mouth of the tube.

Officer Lou Ivon: How many were on the boat?

Chief Washgrass: She was overloaded. The elephant holding the tube? Not an elephant any more, not even enough for a hand bag. From what we recovered we have six killed outright. Another...a female Gazelle.....her legs were blown off...she bled out and died after we showed up. Another six mammals were blown off the boat...two drowned. Mister Puma was thrown ten yards past the bow but he was standing on the bow when the shell exploded and didn't get anything worse than bruised ears and temporary hearing loss.

Scene: Lou directs the seals and otters to get measurements and photos of the destroyed boat.

Chief Washgrass: Here's Puma's wallet. We have him in our cabin. He's near catatonic. Just....just didn't understand what he was playing with.

Scene: Cheif Washgrass leads Lou into the cabin where the young puma is sitting shaking and sobbing...

Lou: Hi. What's your name? Your boat master license says Chris Reed, is that correct? Chris Reed from Savanna Square?

Scene: The Puma nods.

Lou: You realize we have to take you into custody? How serious this is? You realize some of your friends who just graduated today are now dead because of the shells you brought on board?

Scene: The Puma nods and cries.

Lou: Look....Chris....this is very important. Tell me honestly? How did you get your hands on those shells? Did you steal them? Industrial fireworks mortars are a controlled explosive device. Do you understand that possession of them without a license is a felony?

Scene: The puma puts his hands to his face and cries.

Lou: Chris? Chris?! Look at me?...look at me face to face. Right here, eyes on my snoot. Chris? How did you get them? Did you steal them?

Scene: The Puma shakes his head.

Lou: Where did you get them? Who gave them to you? Do you know who gave them to you?

Scene: The puma nods.

Lou: I'm going to give you this note book Chris? I want you to write the name or names of who gave you the shells? Did you pay for them? Did you give any money for them?

Scene: The Puma shakes his head. Then writes in the note book and hands it to Lou.

Lou: Good boy. Now we have to take you into custody, I'm sorry but this is what this comes too. If your story is true Chris? Chances are the mammals who gave you the shells are going to be worse off than you as far as the law. Now stand up.

Scene: Lou frisks then cuffs the Puma and hands him off to Officer Saxbey (polar bear) and minutes later...Lou is calling Benjamin Clawhauser.

Lou: Ben? This is Lou from Speck-boat calling concerning the accident with the detonated mortar shell on the party boat.

Benjamin: I've been hearing the details from the radio.

Lou: I talked to the Puma who was the master of the boat and he gave me a few names. He says they gave him the shells and he didn't do any transaction. You ready to copy so they can get processed with search and arrest warrants?

Benjamin: Proceed.

Lou: (beeeep) (beeee) (beeeeep) got those? Repeat back.

Bejamin: Names are (beeeep) (beeee) (beeeeep)

Lou: Spot on. For the desk log....fatalities nine....injured four.

Bejamin: Fatalities nine....injured four. Recorded. Damn...please say they died quick?

Lou: Not all of them. Process those names quick. Those mammals don't deserve to walk the streets past dawn tomorrow. Ivon out.

Scene: Boat two finishes its' work and with air bladders attached to the wrecked party boat, it begins to tow it back to the shore.

Lou Ivon: I'll tell you what's going to happen next. Our land guys will execute warrants against those three individuals and if the Puma's story holds true? Those mammals are looking at illegal explosives transfer, Transfer of explosives to an unlicensed user. Illegal transfer of explosives to a mammal under 21 yeard old. Nine counts of murder and thirteen counts of intent to commit bodily injury by association. The thing that will work in favor of Chris Reed is that he told the truth which will probably result in mister-meaner charges. The court will take into account that he just had most of his friends turned into chunks...

Fade into ZCOPS logo

Lou Ivon: He has to live with that horror the rest of his life. That's enough punishment for fooling with stuff you have no idea can be that destructive.

(Fade to black)

End credits to ZCOPS

The end