A Man and his Iceberg Testicles
#8 of Stories
I not only wrote the title first but and finish it before I literally passed out a minute later, morale of the description, get sleep, just rest before doing anything.
The greninja didn't wake up because it was full daytime, no it was because his massive testicles were unomaly chilly only to look down and find out that his nuts we're encased in solid ice, the first thing he tried was to just hose down his balls and thaw off the ice, it didn't work nor did it affect the ice, then he tried heating it up with a charizards help, he flamed his testicles and they were still on ice, shortly after he asked the charizard to kick him in the nuts to break the ice and he wasn't comfortable kicking him in the nuts due to his own abused testicles from his Blastoise wife when she gets mad or wants to fuck, or the much more uncomfortable thing of random women high kicking and low kicking his nuts to Oblivion, and after he declined our greninja tried reluctantly to hit himself in the nuts so he left behind a log on the ground as he shot into the air to land icy balls first on the log only for the ice to not break and his nuts to swell, so he needed a different person to do the job and as a last resort if it came down to it he would have to ask a underground league ballbuster to shatter the ice on his nuts and hopefully not shatter his balls in the process.
First stop bug training gym and found a Scyther to do the job, he ready'ed his blades to weaken the ice only to go tink and give him a lot of nut pain before moving on.
Second stop was the water gym and a Blastoise tried to help out and as he was ready to fire his hydro pump greninja spread his legs and BASH right into the center of the ice and balls only for it to still do nothing and cause more pain and leaving.
Third place to try was the rock gym so he could try and shatter or crack the ice and a rhydon and aggron stepped up to the plate rhydon tried horn drill only for it to do nothing and aggron to do rock smash and still do nothing and cause pain, greninja left and the two that tried to help argued and kicked each other in their massive balls downing each other.
Fourth he tried the fighting gym and a big blue balled Lucario stepped up to the plate that's gone nowhere as of yet, Lucario spread greninja's legs and started comboing his nuts and ending with a charged up low kick only to hurt both greninja and nearly Brek lucario's foot on the ice, it had cracked slightly but not enough and left.
His fifth and final place of the underground league and three professional ballbusting women stepped forward, a lopunny, a Nidoqueen, and a Kangaskhan, needless to say he feared for his balls livelihood, and the three women plotted together as the greninja's balls hurt from the freezing cold and can't hold his nuts, then the lopunny spread his legs as the Nidoqueen and Kangaskhan charged a low kick and lopunny did a fire punch at the same time and broke the ice with both testicles intact and very much in pain crossed his legs, doubled over, clutched his aching balls and fell backwards on the ground and the three women asked each other who would get the hunk of a man, lopunny already had a man, with Nidoqueen and Kangaskhan rock paper scissors till one won and Kangaskhan won with a slightly mad Nidoqueen quickly kicking a tyranitar in the nuts for the event.
So she brought the whimpering man home, gently carrying his balls their and on the bed to nurse them, then slowly started feeling up the unconscious greninja's massive balls and marveling at just how big they are and how they riviled her own massive chest and when she started feeling him up for a couple minutes she saw his big erection and slowly started stroking it and getting pleasured moans from the knocked out man on her bed, but before she almost started to ride him he woke up she panicked and punched him square in the nuts before realizing what she did and say sorry and asking if some sex would help and that he could fondle her tits if that eased the pain, and taking her up on that offer and starting a loving relationship, just a very ballbusting loving relationship.