Research is Important! (Fuzzy Magic Micro-fic)

Story by WyrdoStories on SoFurry

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Another migrated post. Meg gives the rundown on various Anthro penises she's encountered, and how the size of the guy doesn't always match the size of his junk


Meg, again. FYI, when you take Anthro/Beastmen/Furry/Scalie lovers, it's important to remember their equipment, and what they can do with it, will probably reflect the animal side, more than the human side. Since becoming a Strix I've learned that...

· Lion guys can mate 20 times an hour.

· Tiger men have nubs on their cocks.

· Pig boys have 15 minute orgasms, and cum the ENTIRE time.

· Snake dudes, Shark men, and Possum guys (Yes, Possum) have two(!) dicks.

· Turtle dudes have one, but it's double barreled, if you know what I mean.

· Gator men don't get erect. It's hard all the time, and muscles and tendons push it out when it's needed. (Wish I knew that before I said I would "Fuck him 'til he went limp!)

· Dolphin guys have a prehensile penis.

I learned all of this, the hard way. (Pun intended.) I need to do a little research before just summoning something I think looks good. Case in point...

I wanted something different, something small, and quick. I'd been sharing my bed with some pretty big guys for several weeks now and needed a break. I was browsing online, checking out artwork for inspiration, when I came across a picture of some mice dressed as farmers. The piece was titled "Harvest Mice". Now, I haven't done a mouse since I lost control of my powers that one time. I couldn't control what showed up, and the last thing that I did was a mouse. He was nice, but small...

He was 2 feet tall! The other thing was decent sized. Still, a 2 foot tall lover left a lot to be desired. When we were toes-to-toes his nose was in it, but nose-to-nose his toes were in it! So, I decided to make these guys a little bigger. Focusing on the biggest one, I decided he was four feet tall. I summoned them, and instantly had 6 muscular, overalls, and trucker hat wearing mice in my house. It worked perfectly. Hank, the tall one, was right at 4 feet tall. (Boob height on me) Joe Bob was the short one, just 3? 6?.

I grabbed the closest one, Cornell, and unhooked his straps. The overalls fell to the floor revealing a tight, lean body. I couldn't believe my eyes. Especially when I saw what he was packing. I couldn't stop staring. I was frozen. In shock at the sight before me.

See, Harvest Mice was a pun. There actually is a species of mouse called the Harvest Mouse. They're known for having the largest penis to body size ratio in the rodent family. Up to 60% of their body length! So, for a 1 inch mouse that's over a half inch of cock. The ones I summoned were between 3 and a half to 4 feet tall! And there were SIX of them!

I wanted small and quick, and got neither. By the time we were done I was a drooling mess from all the orgasms. One of them activated my battery jar to clean up the excess spillage. I didn't know if I would ever have a coherent thought, walk straight, close my mouth fully, or even sit without wincing ever again. On the other hand, it was the best night's sleep I've had in months...