Hairy Things - Chapter One

Story by 32bpwr3 on SoFurry

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#1 of Hairy Things

Visitors meet with an important customer. Two federal agents begun a hunt for a killer.


The motorcade sped through the streets of Pawtucket, ignoring stop signs and zipping through red lights. The only thing preventing it from causing an accident was the police escort which had traveled in front of it. Derek Green watched through the passenger side window as a one member of the escort, a police officer with long jowls and a visible dog's tail, gave the "hand out" signal to the traffic waiting in front of him.

"It's remarkable how similar this world is to ours," Derek remarked.

Senator Maxwell Black, chairman of the Special Projects committee for the Pentagon, peered out towards Derek's window. "Yes, everything has evolved almost the same way as our own world," he said. "Shopping malls, law enforcement . . . clothes."

Their driver, a small man with a face covered with grey fur and long pointy ears, briefly glanced over his shoulder. He sounded as if he had heard this conversation a hundreds times before. "You expect us to walk around naked?" He asked with a smirk.

"Animals on our world do," Derek said. He didn't notice the grim expression on his boss' face as he added, "Except for the ones that work for Hollywood or the circus."

"Careful, Derek," Maxwell said sternly. "No need to be rude--"

"Don't worry, Senator," their driver said. "I've heard it all before. The sad thing is that your world has fooled itself that you are in charge of the animals. Perhaps you are frightened of our world, because it suggests that somewhere in this universe, you are so far away from being in charge that you don't even exist."

The limousine pulled up in front of the rear entrance of a restaurant which, from the look of it, had been doing quite well for a number of years. Two trucks were already backed into the loading docks, and the shipment which had arrived with the senator was being unloaded. "I didn't mean any offense," Derek said. "And, how many times have you driven for us?"

"Since the very beginning," their driver said. "I'm Peter, Peter Cottontail, member of the Secret Service. Senator, President Berenstain is already waiting inside."

"Thank you mister, uh, Cottontail," Maxwell said, as he opened up his door. As he and Derek were entering the restaurant, he turned to him and whispered, "Don't beat yourself up too much. They all look the same to me."

They were escorted down a hallway and through an employee's break room by two leopard people. Derek wouldn't have recognized what they were if it weren't for the markings on on the back of their heads and their tails.

The two men were lead into the kitchen where blocks of meat were being thawed, cooked, and shaped into all types of meals. Derek tried hard not to think about where that meat had come from.

Finally, they exited the kitchen and stepped out into the main dining hall. The main floor was spacious. Every chair was filled with an animal who was either enjoying a meal, placing an order, or waiting for their meal to come. Other patrons peered down from the second floor.

President Berenstain sat at a long table positioned in the center of the room. On his left side sat a stern looking Secret Service agent, dressed in a suit. Spots of white wool puffed out between his neck and his collar, leading Derek to wonder if he was a sheep. Berentain's daughter sat to his right. While he sported a bigger build and a broad, hary mane, she was far more petite. When Berenstain spotted the humans who were approaching his table, he set down his goblet of liquid mid-sip and then stood. "Senator Black, it's so nice to see you again."

"Mr. President," Maxwell responded. "Always good to see you. I trust that this month's supply has met your approval."

"Excellent as always," Berenstain said.

"Allow me to introduce my aid, Derek Green," Maxwell said. "And, this is Angara President Berenstain."

Derek held out a hand, and shook Berenstain's hand. "I've a lot of great things about you, sir," he said.

"I doubt they were all true," Berenstain said with a wry grin. He motioned to his daughter. "Let me introduce you to my daughter and top advisor, Audrey."

"A pleasure to meet you," Derek said.

"Good to meet you," Audrey spoke quickly, her eyes looking everywhere but at Derek.

"But, please, sit," Berenstain gestured to the seats across from him at the table. "We have a great deal to discuss."

The two men took their seats.

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Angara Investigation Force (AIF) Agent Starla Feline peered out the opened hatch of hovercraft as it zoomed over the southwest corner of Furwood University. She and dozens of other officers were combing the area for a student who was wanted for murdering his parents in his dorm room. "I'm not seeing anybody," She shouted back over the microphone on her headset.

"I'll try to go lower on the next pass," the pilot, a rooster and fifteen year veteran of the AIF's flight division, replied.

Starla switched to a private channel. "Morty, what have you figured out?"

Morty, her partner, responded back over her headphones. "Mainly, that I shouldn't eat a big lunch before I examine a crime scene."

Starla sighed. "Anything you've noticed about the perp?"

Morty scribbled something in his notepad, then glanced around. He lifted the portable CB radio back up to his mouth, then pressed the "talk" button. "Only that his parents died quick."

"Weapon?"

"His claws," Morty responded. "University identified him as Roger Potterfield. His parents were Mary and Jim Potterfield. They were here to help him move out, just like a lot of other students after classes end for the Spring."

"Yes, but not every student commits murder," Starla said. "What made him different?"

"I'm not sure. But, I talked to campus security, and they said that he was involved in an incident they were called in for last night."

"What kind of incident?"

"Just, that he seemed disoriented. Thought he was leaving a day early. Front desk staff said he was acting weird." Morty looked around Roger's bedroom. He bent down next to a garbage can and pulled out a foil wrapper. The inside of it had a particle of what looked like cooked meat. "Looks like he enjoyed a nice snack in between meals."

"What do you mean?"

"I found a wrapper. The meat looks like, well, meat. Not synthetic."

"Where would a young wolf find that on campus?" Starla wondered out loud. The pilot's voice caught her attention.

"I'm being ordered into another grid," he explained.

"Morty, we're switching grids," Starla said. "What do you think this tells us?"

"I'm not sure." Morty's foxy nose twitched as he pawed through the contents of the same trash can. A cash receipt was stuck to the backside of a empty deodorant. "But, he didn't get this on campus. I found a receipt for a Berenstain's Deli."

"The President's company?"

"It's pretty pricey," Morty said. "Anyways, I'll need to check some of this out."

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Derek picked up on most of the conversation that was happening between the Senator and the President, but he and Audrey had talked the most. He learned that Audrey did not have a mate yet, mostly because her duties as her father's advisor left her with very little free time. She was wearing a conservative blouse and a skirt. The parts of her skin that showed was covered with gold colored fur, the same color as her father.

Derek's ears perked up as the conversation turned towards the subject of extraction.

"We are aware of your excursions into our universe," Berenstain said. "I realize that they were sanctioned by previous administrations, and even overlooked by others."

"Yes, it was a part of the agreement," Maxwell said. "A trade. We provided your country with a source of food, and you allowed us to study your people."

"I understand, but we never agreed to allow you to trespass on our citizens' homes," Berenstain said. "At any rate, I am voiding the agreement, effective immediately."

"You...you can't do that," Maxwell said. "If you break the agreement, then we will no longer export our food into your universe."

"We will find other ways," Berenstain said with a toothy grin. "We no longer need you."

"No, but you need us," Maxwell urged. "I was a part of your campaign strategy sessions. You promised real meat to your carnivore voters. We helped you deliver that promise."

"And I still will."

Derek's phone buzzed. He looked down at a message that had popped up on his screen: "Security detail under attack. Could lose control of breach."

He leaned in close to Maxwell. "Um, sir." He handed his phone to the senator.

The President stood. "Gentlemen, I believe this concludes our evening."

"Berenstain, what is this?" Maxwell demanded. "You attacked our crew at the breach, why?"

"To send a message," Berenstain answered. "We will no longer tolerate invasions into our universe."

Derek glanced at Audrey. She was closely watching the exchange between her father and the senator very closely, but she seemed ready to bolt at any moment. It was as if she had expected her father to make this exact move, but on top of that she seemed to anticipate that something more was going to happen.

"But, we are your guests!" Maxwell exclaimed. "You welcomed us--"

"Attention," Berenstain announced in a booming voice that echoed off the high walls of the dining room. "Tonight, we will be serving a special delicacy to our customers." He looked down at the two men with a sneer. They backed away from the table, only to feel the firm grip of paws holding them in place. Behind them, two large tigers dressed in suits stared down at them.

"Fresh meat!"

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