King Dedede's Komfy Kirby Fart Kushion
Kirby has thwarted King Dedede's plans time after time and to be frank, it was getting on his nerves. After thwarting his latest plans, King Dedede had taken his revenge on the pink puffball in the...smelliest way possible.
King Dedede groaned as he paced around his throne room. "Curse that pink puffball! He's been foiling my plans one after the next!" He yelled out, scaring a few waddle dees in the process. He was so close to completing his latest plan. However, Kirby was able to squeak in at the last second to foil the self-proclaimed king's ambitions. Now, he really wanted revenge. The question was, how was he going to do it? King Dedede groaned and wracked his brain. "I'll come up with something later." He said before heading to his private quarters. King Dedede slammed the door and sat down in his chair.
"Ahhhhh! I can't stop thinking about that stupid puffball!" He yelled flailing around. He spent the next two hours trying to figure out what to do when he suddenly heard a loud *PPPPPPBBBLLT*. The king blushed and covered his nose as the smell of his fart reached his nose. "Ooof! The food today must...not be...agreeing with me..." The king said as an idea came to his head. He thought about it for a second before nodding. "Yeah, that could work!" He said smiling. He then made a call to his chefs and servants before heading to bed.
Two Days Later...
Kirby thought to himself as he made his way to King Dedede's castle. *I wonder what King Dedede wants with me?* He thought to himself. He then giggled and smiled. *Well, can't be a! Hehehehe....* He decided before flying to the castle. After a while, Kirby had arrived and saw that King Dedede and some of his guards were waiting for him. "Ah Kirby. Welcome to my humble abode." Dedede said as Kirby hopped off of his star. Kirby smiled and gave Dedede a wave. King Dedede chuckled. "Well then, follow me and we'll be able to get started on our meal." He said. Kirby cheered and happily followed Dedede inside.
*Pink fool! He doesn't suspect a single thing!* King Dedede thought to himself. The two made their way to the large dining room and Kirby gasped as he stared at all the food on the table. "Go on. Help yourself." Dedede said motioning towards the table. Kirby cheered and happily ran over to the table and began to eat the food. King Dedede chuckled as he watched Kirby inhale the food. He then took his seat and ate his food. After about an hour of eating, Kirby happily patted his stomach in satisfaction. King Dedede chuckled and and stood up. "Well now, you must be tired after all that eating. Here, why don't you join me in my chambers." He said. Kirby smiled and nodded before happily following King Dedede to his quarters. After a few seconds, the two had arrived at Dedede's room. "Here we are." He said. Kirby giggled. Suddenly, a trap door opened beneath Kirby's feet and the pink puffball fell in it. King Dedede chuckled as he opened the door to his room. See, while he was planning his revenge, he had asked his waddle dees to make him a trap door which would lead to a special holding cell. This holding cell was designed to keep Kirby contained while at the same time, provide comfort to the king.
After waiting a few seconds, Kirby's screams could be heard as he was rocketed out of a shaft and into the spot where King Dedede would be sitting. "Hey there Kirby. What happened buddy?" The king asked as he stood over the trapped pink puffball. Kirby's mouth was sealed shut so that he couldn't suck anything into his mouth. "Mmmmmnnf! Mmmmmmmnff!" Kirby yelled as he struggled to get free. King Dedede chuckled as he stood in front of Kirby, his back facing him. "Well then, I've got lots of paperwork to do. You rest up now okay?" He asked before beginning to lower his butt onto Kirby's face. Kirby screamed and tried to break free as he saw Dedede's butt getting closer. King Dedede sighed as he sat down on Kirby's face.
"Oh wow, you're really comfy." He said rubbing his butt on Kirby's face. Kirby moaned as he was squished underneath Dedede's large butt. Dedede was really enjoying the feeling of Kirby being squished under his large backside. After a few minutes, King Dedede groaned as he felt his his tummy rumble. "Oh...the food from earlier isn't really agreeing with me." He said. Kirby was concerned for the king until he felt the butt squishing him vibrate and releasing a hot wind into his face. "MMMMMMPH!" Kirby yelled as he inhaled Dedede's fart. Dedede snickered. "Oops! Sorry Kirby. I really have to fart. You don't mind do you?" He asked not really caring about the pink puffball's answer. Kirby yelled and flailed around as he tried to break free.
Dedede smiled and turned back to his paperwork. PPPBBBBLLT! "Ahhh! There we go." King Dedede said as he released a fart stinking of beans and broccoli. Kirby groaned as he was forced to sniff up the king's fart. Dedede chuckled as he took his sweet time getting his paperwork done, He was really enjoying this. PPPPLLLLTT! FRRRRRNT! Kirby squirmed and coughed as he sniffed Dedede's latest fart. Dedede sighed and rubbed his stomach. The next hour went by like this. King Dedede would fart on Kirby's face, Kirby would either cough or yell and struggle depending on how bad the fart was, and Dedede would say something or sigh as pressure was released from his stomach. Soon, Dedede had finished his paperwork. "Well! That's the last bit!" He said happily. Kirby breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this. Suddenly, a knock was heard at the door. "Enter." Said Dedede. The door opened and two waddle dees walked in with a stack of new paperwork each. "Forgive the intrusion sire, but these documents need to be done by the end of tomorrow." They said placing the paperwork on his desk. King Dedede smiled. "Ah, of course. I'll get to it right away." He said rubbing his butt on Kirby's face. The waddle dees left and King Dedede farted again. "Sorry Kirby, you're gonna have to be under there for a few more hours...maybe days." He said. Kirby let out a yell as King Dedede began to work...