VG Cats - Along Comes Tuesday

Story by Shakeidas on SoFurry

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Ah yes, VG Cats porn. I'm quite certain there's some physical law somewhere that makes this a crime against nature, but eh, here it is anyway. This is based around my entirely non-canonical interpretation/guesswork about their relationship to each other, though I've at least tried to keep their personalities intact. Or what their personalities might be like in this sort of situation.

Ahem. Anyway, enjoy.

"...Traffic is still backed up following an early-morning *WHAM* on Gardiner between Pantsman and Dr. Van Kruglor's army *WHAM* particularly irate guinea *WHAM*." The alarm clock wisely decided to remain silent at this point.

Aeris moaned rather loudly in a way which expressed both irritation and lethargy. There was a brief moment of silence, and then she bolted up into a sitting position. Her face repeated the message that her moan had just conveyed.

She yawned and stretched for a bit before finally opening her eyes, blinked a few times, and then yawned again. Then she threw off the covers in a rather sudden motion and slipped off the bed. A pair of cheap flip-flops was added to her current outfit, the rest of which was nothing more than a pair of pink panties (of course they were pink) and a somewhat oversized Halo t-shirt. Thus dressed, she lazily strolled out of her room and towards the kitchen.

She passed by Leo on her way to the apartment's main source of food. He was still asleep on the couch with a rather old Star Wars blanket wrapped around himself, and would remain so for another four or five hours if left undisturbed. He kinda hogged the couch, but Aeris preferred that over his behavior when he was awake. So as a general rule, she left him alone in the morning.

But this rule had an exception. Once a week, typically on Tuesday, Aeris would wake him up for a little ritual that helped her tolerate her cousin's constant presence. She could just barely stand having him around, and Tuesdays were where the "barely" part came from.

Leo had a general notion that she would do it somewhat regularly, but being Leo, he failed to recognize the weekly pattern. She got the sense that if he had, he might take some measures to avoid the event. Then again, he never complained much about it. Aeris wasn't entirely sure if this was because he was enjoying himself a little, because he was afraid of her uncanny ability to inflict great personal injury, or if it was a combination of the two. She figured that if it was the latter and she was fucking him up mentally, he pretty much deserved it anyway. In any case, everything was cool as long as long as no one else in the family found out.

The one issue was coming up with things to do with Leo on Tuesdays. Doing the same thing week after week could get boring rather quickly, and she'd be even more irritated and grumpy if she wasn't having enough fun to balance out the rest of the week. And that, of course, would make her somewhat more likely to rip out one or more of Leo's vital organs, of which his parents would *probably* not approve.

This particular matter was what commanded most of her attention this particular morning. She poured herself a cup of coffee--from Leo's pot, of course--and made a show of reading the paper that had somehow ended up inside without anyone retrieving it, but she went through these motions mostly out of habit. The headlines about Jack Thompson being caught in a rather compromising position with a baby seal barely registered as Aeris plotted the day's questionable activities.

So, what was it going to be this week? Leo had been especially obnoxious during the past seven days, so maybe he'd earned something special. He definitely deserved something for that public bathing incident that got them both banned from Blockbuster the day before. It also meant that Aeris had that much more frustrated aggression to let out this week. Hmm, what to do about that...

The details weren't fully fleshed out yet, but Aeris had a general idea for the morning's events by the time she'd finished her coffee. Thus awake and caffeinated, she set about retrieving and preparing the various leather and dangly things she kept under her bed for the little stress relief ritual. While the rest slowly filled in inside her head, one detail she was pretty certain about was that there wasn't going to be any of him inside of her this week.

Leo had a rather amazing capacity for sleeping through just about anything. Aeris' light dabbing to remove the drool trickle from the corner of his mouth barely registered at all. He moaned and shifted around a bit, but didn't wake up, when Aeris tied his hands together above his head and leashed them to one of the couch's legs. She then pulled the blanket off him and took off the boxer shorts he was wearing, all without disturbing his slumber in the slightest. The last step was what finally did the trick.

"GYAAAUGH!!!" Leo awoke with a start when two of Aeris' gloved and lubed fingers were shoved into his tailhole. "What the he... Ah!"

Aeris pushed her fingers in to the hilt and curled them upward, pressing against Leo's prostate about as hard as she could. Leo whimpered, struggled, and tugged at the ropes around his wrists as she stroked across his swelling gland. His cock emerged from his sheath and was greeted by Aeris' tongue.

She licked at his swelling feline member, her tongue tickling the fleshy barbs that dotted his shaft. Leo whimpered as waves of pleasure swept through him and mixed with the discomfort from Aeris' rather forceful intrusion. Aeris slid her tongue upward along his shaft and then wrapped her lips around the pointed head. A few seconds of suckling there, combined with the fingers against his equivalent of a G-spot, and he was rock-hard and throbbing.

She withdrew from him then and slipped a condom over his cock with her free hand. Once he was completely covered from base to tip, she also removed the fingers she had planted up his ass. She then stood upright, pulled off the glove, and tossed it into the small trash bin she'd carried out from her room to help with that part about keeping the living room smelling normal.

"Are you angry at me again?" Leo timidly asked.

"Oh no!" she replied. "Whatever gave you that idea?" She leaned in towards Leo until their faces were just a few inches apart. It was quite an accomplishment to be menacing in appearance while also being cute and fuzzy in appearance--AND naked, as well--and Aeris was quite accomplished.

Aeris suddenly reached around and pulled Leo's head towards her chest, making sure to aim his mouth for her left breast. "Suck on it, bitch," she commanded, and Leo complied. He could feel her nipple perking up in his mouth as he gently sucked and teased at it with his tongue. Purring softly, Aeris cupped her other breast in her hand and gently massaged it. Her tits weren't exactly the biggest ones in existence--barely enough to keep her from being flat-chested, in fact--but they were still so much fun to play with.

But there were other things that were fun to play with, too, and she decided to move on to those as her arousal built. While Leo continued to suckle at her breast, she let her free hand slide down between her legs and attend to her growing need there. She rubbed herself up and down, her middle finger gliding over her clit and into her folds and back. With quickening breaths breaking up her purring, she slowly moved further down each time until her palm was rubbing her clit and her finger was beginning to dip into her passage.

In one smooth motion, Aeris then pushed her finger up into herself as far as it could go. She slowly wriggled it about, massaging herself from inside, just lightly touching against her G-spot, while squeezing her muscles tightly around her finger. She felt an orgasm starting to rise up, but stopped herself and let it fade, leaving behind her now burning need before continuing. She would have to pace herself to see this through to the end.

Gripping Leo by the hair, she pulled him away from her chest and set his head back down. She then lifted one leg and set her foot down on the back of the couch, positioning her body above Leo and giving him a clear view. She slowly withdrew her finger from herself while Leo's cock twitched and throbbed just from watching. The juices covering her finger and palm she dealt with by licking and sucking them off. Tasting herself was a bit of a kink for Aeris, though Leo always wondered--quietly, after the first couple times he ended up incurring her wrath--how she could even stand it.

Next, she reached down to the open toy chest she'd set down next to the couch and retrieved a fairly well-sized double dildo with a leather strap-on secured around the center. Both sides were generally feline-shaped, with pointed heads and dozens of soft tiny barbs, though they differed in that one side was pink and the other blue. Aeris then brought her leg down and kneeled on the couch over Leo.

She leaned back and thrust her hips forward, giving Leo a very clear view of the events from close range. The dildo itself was even semi-transparent, so he got to see everything as the pink end slowly parted Aeris' lips and glided into her slick passage. Aeris herself closed her eyes and let out a purr, half a moan, from the feeling of the little barbs tickling her inside as she pushed the toy in to the hilt.

Once it was in all the way, Aeris straightened up and fastened the strap-on harness around herself. She smiled down at Leo with her trademark evil grin. The look squeezed a tiny whimper from Leo.

"Say 'Aww,'" she said.

Leo, who didn't see any way out, obeyed. "AwwwOONGLFF!!!" he said as Aeris grabbed him by the hair and thrust her surrogate cock into his mouth. The pointed end hit the back of his throat with the first thrust, causing him to gag and cough a bit. Aeris pulled back a little, but kept most of the length in his muzzle.

"Now, you know what to do, right?" she asked after allowing him a moment to catch his breath.

"Mph!" he replied.

"Right?!"

"Mm-hmph!"

"Good." Aeris loosened her grip on his hair, but kept her hand on his head for whatever the psychological reason was.

Leo closed his eyes and focused on the task at hand. He slowly pulled his head back, then pushed forward and engulfed the dildo again. He eventually settled into a slow, steady rhythm with his tongue sticking out to help glide along the bottom of the shaft.

The movements caused the dildo to slide around inside Aeris a little, and the sensations were really quite nice, but it was the psychological part that she was enjoying more at this point. She had Leo tied up and completely at her mercy, helpless to do anything but obey her every command Here he was, sucking on her cock--which, she might add, was bigger than his--like the good little bitch that he was.

The tips of her fangs showed as she grinned in satisfaction at the sight of his head bobbing up and down on her shaft. She watched it disappear into Leo's mouth as he dutifully engulfed as much as he could take without choking, then slide back out with his lips and tongue gliding smoothly over its rough surface, and back in again and again. His face showed that he really wasn't quite into this, but he wasn't the one in charge, now was he?

Aeris' need was rising up inside her. The dildo's small movements inside her passage and the sight of a completely dominated Leo sucking her off were both taking their toll, and she was quickly approaching a critical mass of some sort. Much longer, and she'd be humping his face directly.

So she pulled Leo off of her strap-on cock and let him drop his head back onto the couch. She then leaned over him and shoved his half of the dildo in his face, with the base of it right against his lips. "Lick it," she commanded. "Whole base of it, and get the sides too." So Leo licked around as much of the shaft as he could, covering the last bit that he couldn't fit into his mouth. Once she was satisfied that her stand-in malehood was wet enough with his saliva, Aeris dismounted him, then took up position a little farther down with his legs held up against her shoulders.

"Aeris, what're you doing?" Leo asked, honestly with no clue what she might be up to. (This is Leo we're talking about.)

"Just hold still, fucker," she spat out at him through gritted teeth as she positioned the tip of her double-cock between his ass cheeks.

"Why, whaaaAAAAUUUGGHH!!!" Leo cried out as she plunged the dildo into his ass. It was wet from his saliva and there was some lube left over from Aeris probing him with her fingers, but she wasn't exactly going slow and easy. Eyes shut tight, Leo gritted his teeth tried to bear the pain as best he could.

Aeris pulled out completely, then quickly rammed all the way back inside. She paused for a moment as the wave of pleasure swept through her body. Oh, the dildo shifting around inside her as she fucked Leo felt so good. Add in the stress relief of pounding Leo's ass herself, and she was in ecstasy.

But it wasn't going to continue on its own, so she got pack to the fucking. She started out withdrawing almost all the way, then shoving the whole length through Leo's tailhole, her groin slamming against his ass with every thrust. These gradually turned into shorter, faster thrusts as she built up towards climax, but she still made sure to pull out enough that she could watch Leo's ass stretching through the transparent dildo. See-through stuff was another thing that really turned her on.

Meanwhile, Leo was enjoying himself considerably less than Aeris was. She didn't do anything that involved stretching his ass all that often, plus she'd skipped the warm-ups with fingers and going slow at first. And now she was furiously pumping away at him, getting herself more and more worked up. His tailhole hurt from being stretched too much too fast, while the rubbery faux-barbs on the dildo were beginning to feel more like tiny claws as they raked through his insides every time Aeris pulled out.

Still, there was something pleasurable about it. He wasn't sure why, but being filled up just felt delightful, even if the act itself was causing him pain. His dick swelled and throbbed from the sensation while the condom was slowly filled with pre. Pleasure mixed in with the pain and Leo found that he kind of enjoyed it, though at the same time he really didn't. This just added to the frustration of being tied up and painfully reamed.

Aeris was starting to really speed up now, and so Leo was beginning to cry out, though not entirely from pain. Aeris' thrusts became more and more frenzied as she felt her orgasm approaching. The dildo pushing in and out of her slightly, the barbs caressing the walls of her passage, and especially the barbs tickling her G-spot were pushing it along, and now sheer instinct was taking over. She actually started growling as she felt her climax beginning.

"HHNNNGGGGAAAUUUGGGHH!!!" they both cried out in unison as Aeris, hitting her peak, made one last powerful plunge into Leo and held it there. Her hips trembled and she had to hold onto Leo's legs to help support herself as it washed over her. As she continued to eagerly grind against him, Aeris felt a surge of her juices rushing out, flowing around the dildo and soaking her crotch. A few drops leaked out around the strap-on harness and dripped into Leo's tail fur.

Panting heavily, Aeris slowly faded back into the physical world as her orgasm faded a few moments later. Legs wobbling, she pulled out of Leo's ass and collapsed backwards onto the armrest at the end of the couch. She stared up at the ceiling while waiting for her strength to come back.

"Fuuuuck..." said Leo, who was also winding down from something. Aeris lifted her head and looked over at him. His face looked just a little goofy, with his tongue hanging out and his eyes closed in a somewhat pained expression. A little farther down, his now bright red taihole was still slightly agape, and the fur in his tail right below it was fairly soaked in various fluids.

There was, somewhat surprisingly, no blood visible around Leo's hole or on the half of the double dildo that had stretched it open. Aeris was slightly disappointed in some ways, while fairly relieved in others. Her cousin being hospitalized with that sort of injury would no doubt raise some warning flags for the other family members, and besides, she'd fucked him up enough. Feeling about ready, she got up from the couch and set about cleaning up and putting things away.

"Um... Aeris?" This was just as Aeris was putting her once again clean strap-on set back into the chest.

"What?" she asked.

"I, uh... You didn't let me finish..."

Aeris looked over at him, then over at his condom-covered member. The condom was fairly full of clear pre, but there was none of that thick, white cum. His dick was also still mostly erect and looked to be somewhat lacking of sorely needed attention.

"Oh hell," Aeris said to no one in particular as she rummaged around in the toy chest. She retrieved a large butt plug, complete with a little remote thingy at the end of a cord, and just casually shoved the plug into Leo's tenderized rear, eliciting a sharp cry from him. She set the vibration to its lowest, then finished packing up and left poor Leo to himself with the toy softly buzzing inside his ass while she showered.