So Knotty! (A playful Poem I wrote under the influence of Jager Bombs)
I was wolfing down jagerbombs and watching cartoon-cartoons on Cartoon network (recorded on tape). The current cartoon was my most favorite Courage The Cowardly Dog episode: Freaky Fred. Suddenly this little rhyme and thought popped into my head and I just had to write it down and share it! For those of you who haven't seen Courage The Cowardly Dog, check out this link to you tube;
_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAtGGU13Eg _
T_his will bring you to the full episode of Freaky Fred! Lol! Anyway...take care and enjoy the poem!
P.S. Shame on you Jack! You got me hooked back on Jagerbombs you wicked Ocelot! Lol!_
So Knotty!
Upon one clear summers day
I felt the need to play
In some ways you could say that I was...
Knotty!
Ah a foxy-foxy up the way!
How beautiful splendid she looked
I must say!
I walked up to say hello
But it was when she bent over
To pick up a quarter
I could not help but to be so...
Very Knotty!
Those vixen are wild
And are very mean when you
Take them by surprise!
How was I to realize she was the
Policeman's daughter?
You should have seen his face
When he caught us be being...
Naughty-Knotty!
One boring night in jail was all I got
Or so I thought...
Until I met this charming Ocelot
And you might say we got
Knotty!
A scratch here and there
And a few bite mark too
But these are just some of the few
You get when you get so...
Very, very knotty!
Ah look at the time
It is getting very late!
I do hate to call this meeting
To an end!
But right now...
*Looks devilishly at you*
My, my, my...I haven't noticed how well you look!
*Moves closer to you*
Maybe I do have a few minutes to spare
Oh and don't mind me stroking your hair
Just pretend that you don't care
Your underwear looks very tight
Maybe you should take them off
Oh don't worry!
After all it's perfectly natural to be...
SO KNOTTY!
*Pounces and attacks you*