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Part5 of A Collage Life.

(Later that night in Drake and Moxy's dorm room there about ready to go to bed.)

"Well I'm ready for bed this was a good day we met some new friends and now I'm yiffy as hell." said Moxy.

"Your always yiffy as hell when I'm around its just instinct for a fox to be yiffy." said Drake.

"You said you would stop being a stereotype Hun."

"I know I just can't help it foxy I'm just so in love with you I can't stop thinking of you and then I remember that foxes are always yiffy it's not my fault my dad taught me that." said Drake.

"Ya and it's not my fault my dad named me Moxy." said Moxy.

"But I love your name Moxy it sounds so yiffy." said Drake.

"So do you want to yiff now?" asked Moxy.

"Not right now I'm tired from today I promise I will in the morning next morning that is." said Drake.

"You said that last night." said Moxy.

"No I said I would in the morning I never said which morning but I did this time." said Drake.

"OK ok then you have to do it in the morning ok." said Moxy.

"Ok." said Drake kissing Moxy and saying good night.

(Mean while at Josh an Ann's dorm rooms Josh and Ann are have some bed troubles of there own.)

"What do you mean you can't find the condoms?" asked Ann.

"Well I can't there somewhere in here but I don't remember where." said Josh.

"Well you can forget about yiffing tonight unless you find those condoms." said Ann.

"Oh come on you know how bad I want to do this we hardly ever get to now-a-days." pleaded Josh.

"I don't care... well I really do but I don't want to get pregnant." said Ann.

"Fine we'll do it tomorrow I'll have to go to the general store and get some more if only I know were the ones I had went, Ann Ann Ann..."

(Ann had fastly fallen asleep and there was nothing Josh could do about it Ann sleeps like a rock not even a tornado can wake her up when she sleeps. She will wake up in the morning.)

"Damn she already asleep damn but I really wanted to yiff tonight." said Drake. "Oh well I guess I can what tell tomorrow."

(Up in Devin's room.)

"I'm bord I can't find anything to do and it's too early to go to bed." said Devin.

"Well I guess I could play RS3 for a while I haven't played since I got here. Hmm... that's funny the computer won't start up maybe Josh is still up I might get him to fix it."

(Drake picks up his cell phone and calls Josh.)

(Josh is about go get in bed when he heard his phone ring.)

"Hello."

"Hi Josh are you still awake?"

"No I'm just having an out body moment to talked to you I'm still fast asleep dreaming about talking to you on the phone."

"...." said Devin.

"There's your sign." said Josh.

"Ha ha ha very funny Josh you really need to stop watching Blue Collar TV. Look I call because my computer won't work again can u come up and fix it." asked Devin.

"Well for one I don't watch Blue Collar TV any more because I don't have human channels at my dorm like I did at home, and Second its 11:32 P.M. and Third I'm naked and about to go to bed. So can I fix it in the morning?" said Josh sounding annoyed.

"Oh I get it your about to ya'know." said Devin.

"No I'm not she asleep but we were going to but I couldn't find my condoms none of them not even one."

Hehe that's funny." said Devin as he pushed a draw filled with condoms he got form Joshs room. "I have no idea were they are but I think it's best if you wait tell tomorrow and go get some more then to do it now without them."

"I know but it's driving me mad I want to do it so badly and I don't want have a wet dream about her tonight so that thing won't happen again."

"Oh Ya I remember that, that was funny, just remember to wear underwear and some pants would be nice to just in cares."

"Thanks for the advise." said Josh in a Very annoyed sound. "Good-Bye Devin."

"Good-night you poor kitty."

"I'm not a..." Devin closed his flip phone to end the call.

"OK now what. I'm bord as hell still. Although annoying Josh sure was fun."

*Knock Knock Knock*

"Who could that be." Devin asked himself.

(He opened the door and found a tall white tailed fox at his door with a large package next to him.)

"Package for a Golm Devin." said the postal work.

"That's me." said Devin.

"Sigh here please..." said the postal worker.

"I didn't know FedEx ran this late at night." said Devin.

"Ya they started this about a month ago now it's 24 hour delivery at anytime."

"OH ok then." said Devin as he signed his signature.

"Thank you." The delivery fur tipped his hat and turned around and left a large tall box at his door.

(Devin dragged the box into his dorm and closed the door and read the label which said "Handle with care highly fragile.)

To: Devin Golm

From: Mark Hamton

"Oh it's from my human friend Mark I wonder what it could be. Hmm... wants this "Please open with care highly fragile." I can hear some kinda noice coming frome inside."

(At that moment the large box jumped abit and then the human Mark jumped out and says surprise which is a big surprise to Devin.

"Mark what are you doing here you almost gave me a heart attack." said Devin.

"I came to come live with you and the cheapest way I could think of to get here was to ship myself to you and well here I am." said Mark.

"I just didn't expect you to come here most furs hate humans and I thought you might get scared and if I'm seen with you some thing might happen to me." said Devin.

"Well I don't care what people or furs think I can't stand to leave on Mars. There No furs there and I like furs and I hate humans too." said Mark.

"so you hate yourself." said Devin."

"Pretty much well I'm tired so I'm going to bed whereas the couch at so I can sleep." asked Mark.

"Well you can sleep with me instead if you don't mind sleeping with a fur." said Devin.

"That's would be great so it's Saturday night still and I start class on Monday so we have all day to hand out on Sunday." said Mark.

"That will be cool well I'm starting to get tired too lets get to bed." said Devin."

"You don't have to tell me twice." said Mark.

(Mark and Devin slip into bed and went to sleep.)

End of day one at F.U. and the beginning of day 2 for Mark.

Chapter 2 the Human.

(September 25th, 2022 A.D. Sunday)

(The next morning Devin woke up to find Mark wasn't in bed.)

"Mark... Mark... MARK WERE ARE YOU." shouted Devin.

"I'm in the kitchen." said Mark.

"what are you doing in there."

"I wanted to find something to eat but there's no food in here."

"What do you mean there's no food in there."

"I mean the fridge is wide open and there's nothing in it come take a look if you don't believe me."

"Alright alright I'm coming is there still coffee in there."

"Let me check... Yes."

"Ok."

"So wheres all the food."

"I think I know. JOSH."

(Down at Josh and Ann's room Josh wakes up to hear Devin 2 stories up yelling his name.)

(Ann woke up to Josh waking up.)

"Is something wrong Hun?" asked Ann.

"I don't know but I have a feeling I'm in trouble."

*JOSH GET UP HERE NOW!*

"Ya I'm in trouble. I need to find out what Devin wants."

(Later at Devin's room.)

"I'm here what do you want Devin?" Asked Josh.

"YOU ATE ALL MY FOOD."

"I did? Wow a human I've never seen a real human before where'd you get him."

"This is my friend Mark remember now don't change the subject you ate all my food again now get me more NOW and then I'll tell you more about Mark and how he got here."

"OK ok I'm going." said Josh shaking and running through the door down the stares and to the general store.)

"Well he'll be back with some food. Now what do you want to do on your first day back to Earth in 6 years?" asked Devin."

"Well I want to see the town later I want to see ho you furs have changed it over the years since we left." said Mark.

"OK we'll do that late after we eat as soon as Josh gets back we can start to make breakfast." said Devin.

"So that was Josh the computer nerd that acts like a human, well he's scared of you like a human." said Mark.

"So you're afraid of me then why did you come?" asked Devin.

"Well I wanted to see you and I wanted to go to collage and I wanted to get away from humans. so I thought that this would be the best place for all of that it's a good thing that humans can attend this school or I'd be in trouble."

"Ok I'm back." said Josh running back into the room with 3 bags of food.

"Ok now take this condom and GO YIFF NOW SO THIS WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN."

*gulp* "Yes sir." said Josh even shakier then before holding the condom and running out of the room.

"Yiff? What's Yiff? Asked Mark.

"It's sex buts it's furry sex not like you humans have sex so we call it yiff."

"OH I though he wanted to find out how I got here."

"He'll be back soon he and his girlfriend are black cats short of well Josh is a Black Cat and Ann is a Black Panther so they'll get done really fast it will take about 5-10 minutes. I know lets go see Drake and Moxy... no... No wait they probable yiffed this morning and since there canines they'll take about an hour or so."

"Oh." said Mark. "Moxy sound like a hot chick's name. Is she hot."

"it's a he Drake and Moxy are gay." explained Devin.

"Oh. Well have you known them long you've never told me about them before."

"Well we just became friends yesterday."

"Ya well it's a long story and I don't have time to explain I think Josh will be back any minute now."

"Oh ok then let's watch TV I didn't have furry TV shows at my home."

"OK then." said Drake.

(Mean while Drake and Moxy are just waking up but there's something wrong with Drake he seems to be ill.)

"Good morning hunny you ready to yiff now?" asked Mosy.

"No I don't feel so good I think-I think."

(Suddenly Drake jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom Moxy followed after him.)

"You can't hide in the bathroom you promised to yiff this morning and I want you to keep this promise."

"I just through-up call the nurse I don't feel good at all please just call the nurse."

"OK ok I'm calling I'm calling just hang tight ok Hun."

"Easy for you to say your not the one that's sick."

*Ring ring ring*

"Hello nurses office."

"Hi my friend is really sick he woke up this morning ran to the bathroom and through-up."

"Ok what dorm are you in."

"Dorm room B6-06."

"Ok I'll send someone right way."

"Thanks bye."

"Bye."

"Ok Hun someone is on the way just hang in there love."

"I"m not dieing I'm just sick I'll be fine in a few days *gulp* I hope I will."

(Mean while at Ron's dorm room Ron was working on his computer and talking to some friends including a human that lived on Mars but was going to visit Earth for a few days to see the attractions.)

Ron says: Hi marry.

Marry says: hi

Ron says: so when are you coming to earth

Marry says: in about 2 day or so i wnat to visit you first

Ron says: u want to visit me but i'm a fur y would u want to met me

Marry says: becuse you sound nice and sweet ans i want to visit you

Ron says: stop it your making me bluse

Marry says: awww that's cute i want to see u n person or i mean fur

Ron says: wow a human girl thinks i sound cut i think i'm going to pass out from blushing

Marry says: now your making me blush so were so wer do u live

Ron says: i live n at Furries University in Lima Ohio

Marry says: do u live at the school or do u live in a dorm

Ron says: a dorm wat do u think i am a moron that lives at a school so i can learn all the time

Marry says: lol

Ron says: lol

Marry says: wat dorm number is your

Ron says: i'll tell you if you promise to go out with me

Marry says: it's a dat then now tell me wats your dorm number is

Ron says: my dorm number is b7-70

Marry says: ok well i gtg so i'll come visit u 2 days from now so we cango on a date.

Ron says super i'l be waiting for u i'll see u in 2 day.

Marry says cya in 2 days bye

Marry has logged out.

"Wow I have a date with a human cool I have a date with a human. I need to tell Drake and Moxy this."

(Back to Drake and Moxy's room.)

"Ohhhhhhhhhh..." Moaned Drake Moxy holding his hand and confertting him then the nurse came in and says "Hello did someone call a nurse."

(A white Boarder Caolly walked into the bed room.)

"Hi my name is Mrs. Marry now what seems to be the problem."

"It's Drake hes very sick and I don't know why. He was fine this yesterday and last night."

"Well let me take his temperature and we'll see what's wrong with him."

(Mrs. Marry puts a digital thermometer in Drake muzzle and checks his eyes, skin color, pulse and his medical history on her PDA.)

"Well it doesn't look good but he'll be fine in 2-3 days maybe 4."

"Ya hear that Drake your going to be ok."

"I could have told you that and I did but you wouldn't listen to me god I feel terrible."

"Well I'm glad you'll be fine I worry too much though. I just love you too much for you do leave me I don't know how I would live without you."

"Ok you two I'll be back in about 3 hours to check on him don't let home get out of bed unless he has to use the bathroom."

"OK I won't."

"OK now I got to get back to the office there might be another fur there that needs my help."

*Knock knock knock*

"Who is it?" asked Moxy.

"It's me Ron are you two decent?"

"Ya you can come in just have to be care full Drakes sick."

"Really?" asked Ron ash e opened the door.

"Wow Drake you look terrible."

"Ya Well I feel worse."

"Will he be ok then?"

"Ya he'll be fine." said Mrs. Marry.

"Yukon Drake your lucky you have friends that care so much about you that will make your recovery faster. It's true in a study furs that got sick would recover faster when coferted by a friend then someone that just hold it out on there own."

"Well I guess I am lucky now Ron why did you come here you looked very happy until you saw me."

"Oh Ya that's right I have a date. A date with a human in 2 days."

"Wow that's cool what's his name." said Moxy.

"I'm not gay it's a girl and her name is Marry."

"How funny my last name is Marry." said Mrs. Marry.

"Ya and I'm sorry I'm use to being with Drake so I always think it's a guy sorry."

"It's ok I know I was just fooling you."

"Oh ok then well... wait don't you have class on Tuesday."

"Oh my god I forgot and she didn't say when she was coming over just that it would be in 2 days."

"So just call and tell her then."

"I forgot to ask for her number."

"So then E-Mail her and hope she gets it."

"Ok I'll do that but first I want to go tell Devin first and then Josh an Ann."

"OK then cya."

"Cya."

(Back at Devin's dorm Devin and Mark are watching TV not really talking much but saying the occasional man I love this part.)

"Hmm..."

What is it Devin"

"I think Ron must be up by now when this is over I'll take you to go met him ok."

"That will be cool what's is he anyways."

"He's a German shepherd but he's really nice we went to the store yesterday with Drake because Josh was sleeping eating the other night and ate all there food just like he did last night at my dorm."

"Oh and it's because he didn't yiff last night or something."

"Ya that's right your learning our kind fast aren't you."

"Well my mom always said I was a fast learner."

"I can tell why."

*Knock Knock Knock*

"Who is it?" asked Devin.

"It's me Ron can I come in."

"Ya come in Ron."

"Hi... wow a human when did he get here."

"He arrived as a package last night."

"Ha ha ha very funny I'm serous when did he come I'm interested I've never seen a real live human before."

"It's true he did come in a package last night didn't you?"

"Ya I did it was cheaper to come to Earth that way."

"Oh... well I just came to tell you that I have a date with a human on Tuesday."

"Really your going out with a human and you haven't even seen one yet. Well before now."

"Yep she sound not and he's really nice even if she isn't hot I'll still like her and want to go out with her still. If only she was going to move down here."

"Well what's her name maybe I know her." said Mark.

"Her name is Marry."

"I only know one Marry but she hates furs that can't be her then no sorry I don't know her."

"Well I'll introduce her to you if you'll sty her long enough."

"I am I go to this school now."

"A human attending F.U. well that's not going to end well most furs here hate humans but no any one I know.

"So I'm going to have a hard time then."

"Most likely but cheer up it can't be that bad what's the worse they can do to you."

"If your forgetting I'm a human I have no natural defense we rely on our technology to help us out."

"Oh right well we'll all be there to protect you right Devin."

"Of course I have to he's my friend and I have to protect a friend in need."

"Now lets go check on Josh just we can't go in there because they still might be yiffying."

"Devin how do you know this."

"This morning Mark woke up and all the food in the fridge was gone. So I yelled at him to come up here." The I yelled at him to go get more food and then he did."

"Ok ok but why do you know that there yiffying right now."

"Well I call him to fix my computer last night so I could talk to Mark who is here now. And he told me that he couldn't find his condoms last night so I said Awe... poor kitty and then he said Hey I'm not a and then I hung up."

"So how do you know he doing it now."

"I'm getting to that part well after he got me more food for the food that he ate last night I gave him a condom ant told him to go yiff so this won't happen again."

"Oh well that explains that then ok well lets go see if he's done so we can talk and stuff."

(Mean while at Josh and Ann's dorm room things are winding down.)

"Well that was fun we need to do that... (Breathed) more often." said Josh breathing heavily Josh.

"Ya you said it." purred Ann.

"Man I'm so sweaty I need to go take a shower you should to."

"Na I'm fine just let me get my cloths back on."

"Ok if Devin come just tell him to wait for me to get done then tell me that's he's here ok sweaty."

"Ok I will."

"Ok then I'll be out in about 15 minutes or so."

"Ok Hun."

*knock knock knock*

"Oh shit I'm naked get me some pant' sweaty."

"Is anyone in there and are you in the middle of something."

"No I'm just naked so don't come in until I get my pants on."

"OK."

"Who is it anyways."

"It's me Devin, Ron and Mark I want you to see Mark.

"OK ok just let me get my pants on... ok come in."

"Josh I'd like you to meet Mark."

"Wow a human it's been a while since I've seen one in person."

"Has Drake and Moxy seen him yet."

"Nop but we can right now he's just one story up."

"No no we can't I don't want Mark to get sick but we should get up there now Drakes really sick he won't go to class for at least 2 days."

"Wow that's pritty sick then well I'm not worried about getting sick I haven't been sick in 12 years."

"OK then lets go the ok oh Josh you should take a show first your all sweaty and stuff."

"Na I'm good to go just let me get my shirt on... there we go now lets go."