This Still Doesn't Make Sense at All! [Various TFs]

Story by Vinomath on SoFurry

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[Original Release Date: 11/6/16]

Heyo, Olivia Bauer is back with another exciting episode of everyone's favorite game show when nothing else is on! I was planning on doing another addition to this for a while, but if someone wants to pay for one I'll take it! (Originally a commission)


The bright, warm colored lights flashed all around the stage and the audience, who were all cheering wildly waiting for their favorite game show to start. The spotlights wavered all over the place, and a male announcer spoke. "In the blue corner, we have Drew!" he said as the spotlights shined on the male contestant who gave a wave to the crowd before the spotlights went crazy again. "And in the red corner, we have Christian!" the announcer introduced the other player who boastfully rose his arms into the air as if to make the crowd cheer louder, which it did! The spotlights went around yet again and the final word was said from the announcer. "And here's the lovely host, Olivia Bauer!" and with that the spotlight shone on the doe woman in a lovely flowing light blue dress with a smile on her face taking a bow.

The crowd erupted into the loudest cheer at that point and the doe waved to them all with a face beaming with glee. "Thank you, thank you! All various kinds of kind!" she said happily to the cheering crowd. "Welcome to another just, kinda okay episode of This Doesn't Make Sense at All! Well, maybe it's about kinda okay, maybe like above average. Then again, it hasn't started yet, so it could be the worst show ever, or the best! Who knows!" Olivia lost herself before shaking it off. "Let's get right into the games!"

With that, she made her way over to Drew. "So Drew, I hear you come from a place. How is that place?" Olivia asked him holding a fist pretending to be holding out a mic.

"It's good! We grow a lot of crops back home!" Drew answered, despite the odd wording of the question.

"Good for the place." Olivia responded with a nod. "It's a good place. They do place things there."

Before Drew could even reply to that Olivia went over to Christian. "So Christian, I hear your favorite color is purple." she said to him.

"No actually, it's yellow." Christian answered.

"No! That's actually the wrong answer. Here, I'll prove it!" Olivia said as a puff of smoke appeared around Christian, covering him with a purple cloud.

Inside the cloud, Christian's hair grew much longer, reaching the center of his back while his facial and body hair shrunk into his body, leaving it soft and smooth. His fingers grew longer as his nails became painted a dark purple. Christian's legs took on a shapely tone while his arms took a more slender one. His shoulders caved inward losing their broadness, while his waist started to cave inward. Christian's hips swelled outward along with his rear-end. Two mounds pushed out from his chest, becoming soft and sensitive as they formed into breasts. Down at his crotch, Christian's manhood slipped away, leaving him very much a her. Lastly, her clothing changed. Christian's pants just became more form fitting jeans while her top became a purple V-neck. A bra and matching underwear had also formed beneath her clothes, and she stood there flabbergasted. Christian's name on her nametag quickly swapped to Jasmine.

"See? You wouldn't wear a purple shirt if it wasn't your favorite color!" Olivia said feeling it. "Even has good material too!"

"I uh..." Christian, now Jasmine stuttered out, not exactly sure how to react.

"Now then! Let's get the games going!" Olivia said grandly as the lights flared wildly again before focusing on the doe and the contestants.

"Alright, we're going to start with some trivia! Since Jasmine already got the first question wrong we'll start with her." she said walking over to the new woman.

"Wait, what!? Why?" Jasmine responded taken back.

"Cause you got the first question wrong! I just said that!" she giggled.

"But-"

"Your second question: how old are you?"

"16?" Jasmine answered cautiously. Despite actually being 24, she didn't want to get changed again somehow by answering truthfully.

"Correct!" Olivia responded with a smile and Jasmine let out a sigh of relief. "You are in fact 16!"

However, Jasmine's relief quickly turned into shock and quite frankly annoyance as she felt her body changing again. This time, she lost even more height, while her facial features lost their hints of maturity. All of her proportions shrank down a fair bit as puberty started going backwards for Jasmine. Her breasts went down a whole size while her curves were much less noticeable, making Jasmine a teen girl.

"What? I answered the question right!" Jasmine stomped her foot.

"Yeah, and that's because you are a 16 year old. It's really rather simple." Olivia brushed Jasmine off as she went over to Drew, whose former body was still in tact. "Now then Drew, what is Christian's favorite color?"

"It's purple right? That's what you said?" Drew answered.

"Wrong!" Olivia responded as a buzzer was heard. "It was actually yellow." she added.

"But you made her a girl with a purple shirt because you said that was it!" Drew defended.

"That's Jasmine's favorite color! Christian's favorite color was yellow!"

With that, Drew's body starting a transformation. His face pushed out vastly, while the tip of his new muzzle became pink with black spots. White fur went going down it with black fur on the sides of it with his eyes following. Drew's ears became longer and floppy as any trace of hair left him. Meanwhile, Drew's whole body grew black and white fur in a random pattern as his whole body started getting much heavier, forcing him onto all fours. There, his feet turned into brown hooves and legs took on a digitigrade posture. From behind him, Drew felt a thin tail with a bush of hair at the tip of it. Lastly, he felt something forming near the back of his body, as a pink udder formed which meant that Drew was a cow, a very female cow.

Drew attempted to protest, but all that could come out was a "MOO!"

"That's a good cow." Olivia said petting it. "We can bring someone to milk you if need be, especially cause we're running out of cheese in the break room!"

"Alright then, Jasmine!" she said pointing to her. "What question number is this?"

Jasmine had to think for a moment. It was number 2 for the trivia round, but the 3rd question to her. She hoped for the best when she said "Question number 2."

"Wrong! So wrong! I've never heard a wronger answer before!" Olivia shook her head. "The answer was dos. The secret action was to say the number two in spanish or the question would automatically be wrong!"

"How does that even-" However, Jasmine was cut off by yet another change. Jasmine's body became covered with yellow hairs all over, save for her arms and part of her legs. Jasmine's feet became flatter and small while she felt a strange sensation just under her arms. After a quick pinch there was a whole new set of arms, now sporting four. On top of that, antennas grew out from the top of her head and brown hairs formed over her head and the parts that didn't have yellow ones. Jasmine's eyes grew much larger and turned black while a large bushy black and yellow tail formed behind her, turning Jasmine into an anthro bee.

Olivia went over to Drew before Jasmine could even react. "Now then Drew, the trivia round is over but I'm going to ask you a trivia question anyways. What animal are you?"

While Drew was trying to say cow, no matter how hard she tried he could only utter out "moos." She was getting desperate and just trying to say animals at this point to see if anything worked. "human, alpaca, chicken, horse," were some of the attempted animals, all coming out as "moo, MOO, MOOOO, and MOO." Eventually he said "cow" and to his surprise, it actually came out as cow. For a moment Drew thought she could talk normally again, and tried saying "Thank you for letting me talk again at least." Unfortunately, it still only came out as "Mooooo, msoo? Moooo."

"Right, you still can't talk normally! But you are a cow! So I'll make you less of a cow now." Olivia said and triggered another change for Drew.

Drew felt her whole body get much, much lighter and her bone structure contorted to allow her to stand on just her hind legs now. While her hind legs remained hooves and digitigrade, her front ones returned to being her arms and her hooves became hands again that allowed her to actually use them like they should be used as opposed to just being a block of what felt like wood. Her udder remained where it was before as two breasts formed on her chest. Brown hair grew down from Drew's head, leaving her as an anthropomorphic cow.

"Alright, time for the final round!" Olivia said walking over to Jasmine. "Now then Jasmine, have anything to say?"

"Yeah! This show! What is it? This doesn't make sense at all!" Jasmine shouted and was caught off guard by a loud buzzer and music.

"The thing was said! She said it! That's the name of the show!" Olivia exclaimed excitedly jumping up and down. "That means that Drew is tonight's winner!" she said running over raising Drew's hand into the air.

"What do I win? Do I get to turn back?" Drew asked hopeful.

"No you silly goose! Or...silly cow! You win a $20 coupon to spend in our gift shop! You can buy a mug with my face there!" Olivia responded.

"What!? I'm stuck as a bee woman!?" Jasmine shouted out.

"But I want to be a human again! Not a cow!" Drew protested.

"Thank you all for watching another exciting episode of This Doesn't Make Sense at All! We'll see you next time!"