This Doesn't Make Sense at All! (TF/TGs)

Story by Vinomath on SoFurry

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[Original Submission Date: 10/4/2016

This is probably the wackiest thing I've written so far. This is one features Olivia, one of my OCs and doe of a game show host.


The lights on the stage lit up, giving off a nifty and exciting light show as spotlights shone all over. As one of the spotlights shone on a man on the left side of the stage, an male announcer spoke. "In the Red Corner, we have our first contestant, Jack from New Hampshire!" A small little tune played as Jack waved to the crowd before the spotlights went crazy again before focusing on the woman on the other side of the stage. "And in the Blue Corner, we have the other contestant, Elizabeth!" The woman gave a small bow as the spotlights left again and spazzed out again.

"And here is you're host, Olivia Bauer!" and has the confetti shot from the stage, a doe woman in a flowing light blue dress was standing there. "And this is ..." the lights all dimmed down, save for one that shone right on Olivia with a close up. "This Doesn't Make Sense at All!" And with that, the whole stage was lit up as the audience clapped.

"So, why don't we start by meeting our contestants, huh?" Olivia said looking at the two with a smile, before walking over to Elizabeth. "So, Elizabeth is it? What brings you here?" she asked and put her elbow on her shoulder, not meaning any harm by it.

"Well, I saw the ad looking for gameshow contestants so I had to accept! I love game shows!"

"I love game shows to Elizabeth and-*sigh* you know what, I really don't like long names and Elizabeth is a long name, let's shorten that."

In an instant, the nametag on Elizabeth's chest had changed, the name now reading "Beth."

"Ah! Much better Beth! Here's your new ID." Olivia said handing her a card.

"Wait, what? How did you-"

"And our other contestant," Olivia already started walking over to the man on the stage, "Jack! You're from New Hampshire if my announcer is correct."

"Yup! Born and raised ma'am!" Jack said with an excited nod.

"You know, I think you're more of a New Jersey kind of guy. Here, I'll even change your clothes into a jersey!" Olivia giggled, Jack's pants become stripes and altered into a white material while his shirt became a button up polyester one.

"That was my favorite shirt! Can I get it-"

"Enough chit chat! Let's get right into the game!" Olivia interrupted him as the lights flickered all about again, both Jack and the now Beth wondering what they just signed up for.

"So! This time around I think we'll start with a Switch or Roo round! Audience, I think you know how to answer that!" Olivia said waiting for them to say something, to silence. "Good, because you shouldn't since this is the first episode!" The lovely Doe called for both Jack and Beth to come to the center. "Now then, I have but one question to ask both of you, Switch or Roo?"

"What does that mean? Switch or Roo? What kind of question is that?" Jack asked.

"You said switch first so that's your answer since you can't pick both!" Olivia chimed in before turning to Beth. "And for you love?"

"Uh...roo I guess?" Beth responded with a shrug.

"Oh boy! You know what that means right?" Olivia spoke with a goofy smile.

"N-no? Not really, no." Jack answered.

"Then I'll let you find out! Right Beth?"

"My name's not-" how Jack stopped, hearing a high pitched voice coming from his mouth. His vision blurred for a moment and next thing he knew, Jack was seeing the doe and...himself? He looked down and that's when he realized, he was in Beth's body. "Why am I a girl now!?"

"You choose switch! So you two swapped bodies!" Olivia answered happily.

"But I don't want to be a man! I want to be Beth in Elizabeth's body!"

"You say that know, but it's you're body that picked Roo!" Olivia giggled while Jack gave a small whimper.

Jack wanted to say "What does that mean?" but the words only came out as grunts and cries. Jack's body quickly grew fur wile her body was forced downward, her posture changing drastically. From behind her, a thin yet flat tail formed while his feet became much larger, tearing her shoes. Jack (still in Beth's body) felt her ears becoming longer as well as her face, which pushed into a muzzle. Her arms became much shorter while a pouch formed on her chest, and Jack was now a kangaroo with the doe and Jack's body starring at her.

"You can still take your body back if you want! Jack is a female 'roo right now so you'd not be male anymore!"

"I-I think I'm good..." Beth said rubbing his arm.

Jack didn't seem to approve, hopping up and down making noises.

"Since we need to be able to talk with Jack, let's give her the ability to speak, right after we start the trivia round!"

The lights did a little show again while Jack seemed to of calmed down, happy to at least be able to speak English again.

"Now then, Jack! Here is your first question. What did I eat for breakfast?"

Jack tried speaking, still making the noises kangaroos do, looking at Olivia both confused and annoyed.

"Oh yeah, I forget to give you speech stuff again, you should be good now.

"Is it good now?" Jack said, giving a weak smile. It wasn't a lot but it was something.

"No, that is not the right answer!" Olivia said shaking her head. "I did not have good now for breakfast, it was bacon and eggs!" Olivia reached into Jack's pouch, who blushed harshly and pulled out a strip of bacon from it. "Here, have a snack." Olivia handed it to Jack, you accepted it out of confusion more than anything.

Olivia made her way over to Beth now. "Now then Beth, what kind of species am I?"

"Oh, that's easy! You're a doe!" Beth answered with confidence in his voice.

"Wrong!" Olivia shouted. "I'm a deer by species, a doe is just a female deer, but that's not a species! I will make you a doe though!"

And with that, Beth's confidence in his face left and the changes for him began. His body became covered in a light brown fur while white spots appeared on him, Beth's belly having white fur as well. His ears became more triangular in shape and moved to the top of his head while his nose became black and Beth's face pushed out into a muzzle. His shoulders cracked inward as they became less broad while his arms became more slender.

Beth's nails (both toes and fingers) became black and resembled hooves, her feet straight up becoming up them. His hips expanded outward while Beth's waist caved inward. His rear became more pronounced while a small, fluffy tail formed behind him. The major changes occurred at Beth's chest and crotch as two breasts formed along with the female organs down below, now an anthro doe, not unlike Olivia herself.

The sad part, for Beth this was a relief to be a girl again. "At least I'm not a guy..." she said with a weak smile and blush.

"But that's my body! Why can't I escape being a girl?" Jack complained.

"Here, I'll tell you what? I'll make you more human again." Olivia responded and as quickly as it happened, Jack was now standing normally as an anthro female kangaroo.

"Double bonus, I think you two should get your old bodies back, even though by now it's barely your body." And Jack and Beth's visions both blanked out for a moment before being back in their original, yet altered bodies.

"What is even going on!? This doesn't make sense at all!" Jack shouted. Suddenly, a loud buzzer went off, scarring the two contestants.

"She said the thing! She said the thing! The name of the show thing!" Olivia said excitedly. "And that means that Beth is the winner!"

"What!?" Jack spoke up in confusion.

"Oh, cool! I won! What do I win?" Beth asked hopefully.

"You won two free tickets to the Happy Husky Theme Park in Miami, Florida! Where you and the family come for the rides, stay for the fun! Also who doesn't love huskies?"

"Wait, so what happens to us? Are we staying this way?" Jack asked to Olivia.

"Beats me, I just host this show! Thank you all for tuning into This Doesn't Make Sense at All! We'll see you next time!"