Unlikely Rabbit/Feline Couple goes on a date and has sexual intercourse.

Story by Schwaggardy on SoFurry

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Shwaggardy was the only one on the football team who didn't bash school on a regular basis. in fact, he actually sort of liked it! He didn't have to drive there, the bus picked him up in front of his house, he sat around and learned stuff all day, and then after school he got to run around and tackle other attractive guys, and then shower with them! This day, however, today seemed to be dragging on forever. The slender bobcat slumped backwards on his desk until his knees accidentally hit the person in front of him. "Sorry" he quipped before they even got a chance to turn around. Class had 5 minutes left. "Thank dog" he thought. Only a few more hours until football practice. His team mates, especially Norbius, would make the same comments to him. "Hey Girdy, I just dropped my soap! Don't come any closer!" They all called him Girdy for short, partially because it was the last half of his name and partially because he was gay, probably. Shwaggardy didn't care though, he thought his name was too long anyway. At this point almost everyone called him Girdy. But now his mind connected back to the classroom because the teacher was handing out papers.

She had matched up everyone in the class with a partner who they would have to do their final paper with. Girdy badly wanted to be partners with a cute, shy, rabbit named Frisky Waters. He had been sweating Frisky since orientation day and this would be a perfect opportunity to get to know him. He also knew she liked to choose partners who had nothing in common with each other. Girdy was a loud, reckless bobcat who almost everyone knew. He was on the football team and the track team, and even had some honors classes. Frisky was a quiet, mysterious orange-coloured jack-rabbit who didn't play any school sports or have any honors classes as far as he knew. Frisky had slightly bucked teeth, while Girdy slightly bucked fangs. It was perfect. Girdy wanted to bang him so bad. The only thing he really knew about Frisky was that he lived in the bayou section of town. Girdy had never been there and didn't know where it was. He just knew that all the kids who lived there were a little strange. They all seemed to know each other and stick up for one another, which Girdy thought was cool. Now he just remembered it was Monday and he didn't even have football practice. His thoughts always seemed to come in unordered waves like this. A paper landed on his desk. It was the paper the teacher had been handing out and it had everyone's addresses on it. "No privacy at this school" thought Girdy. For a second he hoped no one would see his address and realize he lived in a trailer park, but this thought quickly washed away when he saw Frisky's name right next to his. He looked at it over and over: Frisky Waters, 11 Maple St. The teacher had put them together as partners, just like he predicted. The excitement was too much and he turned into a useless grinning bobcat for the remainder of the class. Finally he had a legitimate excuse for meeting this mysterious rabbit.

Girdy rushed over to Frisky at the end of the class.

"Hey Frisky" he said casually, as if they were old friends.

"Oh hey Girdy" replied Frisky. He had a very slight southern accent, kind of reminiscent of Huckleberry hound, but he didn't sound as stoned. Girdy loved it. He even knows my nickname, he thought with glee.

"So, do you want to get started tonight on this assignment?" The grin expanded even more.

"I guess we could start it tonight, but I thought it wasn't due for like, 3 months." Frisky said, not sounding the least bit surprised. Girdy was 93% sure Frisky was gay too.

"um... that's correct, but... this is one of the few days I don't have football practice, so we should take advantage of such an opportunity". Girdy belted out his words. At this point his grin had taken over his entire face. Frisky must have suspected something.

"Well, I guess so. Where will this opportunity take place?"

"Err, can we do it at your house?" said Girdy. "I live in a trailer park." His face became hot, he never told anyone out of the blue like that about his trailer. Frisky laughed.

"Well, that's just fine with me then." His accent got stronger when he laughed and talked at the same time. They made plans to take Frisky's bus to his house. Girdy was so horny the whole rest of the day, he had trouble walking through the halls. He thought about going to the bathroom and masturbating, but the bathrooms were always nasty and filled with cigarette smoke. After each class he had to strategically get up in order to avoid revealing anything, not that anyone stared at his crotch anyway. Except for his friend Marlin, who he was sure he caught staring at his crotch a few times.

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At the end of the day he walked to Frisky's bus and boarded it. Frisky was waiting in front of it wearing a hat that held down his oversized rabbit ears. They nearly touched his shoulders. Girdy was wearing a white t-shirt with black and red pants. Frisky was wearing a yellow and blue collared shirt with black pants. "He has to be gay" thought Girdy. Not that he was one to follow stereotypes. Lots of people boarded the bus and stared at Girdy. He saw a lot of people he recognized. A white rabbit with gnarled teeth and a spike through his nose sat in front of them.

"Frisky, I've got a great idea on how to kill someone and get away with it". Said the rabbit. It was Scuzzy, a rabbit that had been suspended from the football team for fighting the coach. Girdy didn't know that he was friends with Frisky, or that he lived in the Bayou. "Hey, I know you, you're on the football team" Said Scuzzy, referring to him. Girdy was about to say something, but Scuzzy quickly interrupted. "I got suspended because I bitch-slapped the coach. That douche-bag, he said some shit to me, I forgot what it was. I think something about rabbits playing football. I didn't even care he was the coach, I just dove at him."

"Yeah, he's always trying to be motivational with insults.."

"Yeah, he was rill motivational, he motivated me to punch him in the mouth. But whatever, afterwards he told me that I could rejoin the football team next season, but he had to suspend me because of rules and regulations. I think he liked the fact the I tried to kill him, isn't that strange?"

"Yeah, that's weird." Said Girdy, a bit overwhelmed.

"Frisky, I'm coming over to your house, ok?" said Scuzzy.

"Well, actually, Shwaggardy is coming over to work on an assignment. Said Frisky. He talked with a slight grin, like he knew something everyone else didn't. Scuzzy laughed. Then he looked at both of them. "oh, so...OH!" he said. "I gotcha."

"What?" said Frisky. "What do you got?"

"I'll come by later then. Much later"

"That's my cousin." Frisky turned to Girdy. "He acts like he's been in a war or something, but he's just a big puffball."

"oh..."

"You're the ONLY poofball on this bus, cock-boy" said Scuzzy.

"He's such a gentlemen, VERY popular with the ladies as you may have guessed." whispered Frisky.

Scuzzy laughed a low evil-sounding laugh. Girdy was glad that conversation was over. Scuzzy had always made him nervous and he was secretly happy that he had been suspended from the team. He was impressed at how calm Frisky was around him though. This rabbit is so chill about everything, thought Girdy.

They continued to talk the whole way. Girdy was loving Frisky's voice. He talked slower and different than everyone else he knew, but it made everything he said funny. At least Girdy thought so. The whole time he had a tightening feeling in his stomach. Not a bad one, but a good one that turned him into a useless grinning bobcat. Maybe, thought Girdy, maybe I'm in love.

The bus stopped at what seemed like an area with just woods on either side. The remaining students all got up and exited the bus. Shwaggardy found himself in front of a dirt driveway with a row of mailboxes. Above the mail boxes was a wooden sign nailed to a tree that said "Maple St." Underneath read a smaller sign that said "keep out. Truspassers will be shot." Girdy stopped in his tracks. What was he getting himself into? He had no idea where he was or how he was going to get home. He hadn't even watched to see where the bus went. A nauseous wave arose in his stomach. He didn't even know Frisky that well. Suddenly, he realized he was surrounded by all rabbits and one raccoon. He took a deep breath. What is the worse that can happen? He had survived plenty in his life, including his abusive father. What could these bayou dwellers possibly do to him? It was important not to jump to conclusions. "Frisky" he heard his own voice say, without any forethought. "what's the deal with that sign?"

"We haven't shot anyone in at least 15 years."

"oh, ok." There was a short silence between them, then Frisky spoke again.

"My great grand pappy made that sign. He had a very secretive life and didn't like other people very much. He made all the roadsigns in the bayou. But you don't have to worry about anything if you're with me. My family doesn't mess around with intruders. But now that everyone sees you with me, you can just come back here any time you want with no problems."

"That's comforting, I guess"

"yeah, and in addition to all that, Scuzzy likes you, I can tell."

"really?"

"yeah, he'll beat up anyone for you now. That's what he does for his friends. He loves fighting."

"I've never heard anyone call their grandfather pappy before...."

The road had a mess of houses. Finally they came to a run-down, one story green house with the number "11" painted on the door. They walked in, took off their shoes in the doorway, and quickly walked through the kitchen and living room into Frisky's bedroom which was towards the front of the house. It didn't seem to Girdy that anyone else was home. They dropped their backpacks. Frisky's bed was a mattress on the floor with a green comforter. Girdy noticed another door that lead to a bathroom with a shower. That's going to come in handy, he though. He walked in and closed the door without even saying a word. "that's my bathroom... (slam) I guess you figured that out." Girdy had to pee like there was no tomorrow. The mirror was strategically places so you could watch yourself pee. Girdy looked at his dick in the mirror. Last time he had gotten any was a curious team mate in the school locker room two weeks ago. He looked down. Right on top of the toilet was a jar of lube.

* * * *

Girdy came out and Frisky already had a few books open. He was sitting on the floor looking down. "I've got an idea for our project already." He said.

"Oh, awesome." Said Girdy.

"Maybe we could talk about similarities between our government and the government the humans established...

"Frisky. Can I ask you a question?". His stomach tightened.

"sure, what's on your mind?" This statement was followed my mutual grins.

"er.. are you, um,... Do you like cock.?"

"What?"

"Are you gay?" Girdy said.

"um.... Why, are you?"

"A little." Said Girdy. He lunged forward at Frisky and kissed him on the mouth. Frisky resisted for about a nan-o-second, then Girdy stuck his tongue in Frisky's mouth and he gave in. They were making out. It was more intense than Girdy had ever dreamed. He had never made out with anyone like this. Usually he would start thinking of other things, but at this moment it seemed there was nothing else around. Time to take things a step further, he though.

Girdy pulled away once Frisky's head was rested on the edge of his mattress/bed and Girdy himself was on top. "I'll ask one more time." He said. "are you gay?" He undid Frisky's pants. "Yup." Replied Frisky between breaths as Girdy undid his belt and zipper. "Good" said Girdy. Girdy tugged Frisky's pants all the way off.

"what are you..."

"Shh!" Girdy pulled off Frisky's boxers and held them up. They had green and pink polka-dots. "And you tried to tell me you weren't gay."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were gay too? I thought you liked cheerleaders or something." Girdy placed Frisky's boxer's on top of his head so they partially covered it. "Now just relax". Frisky was naked from the waste down. He licked Frisky's face and pushed him up onto the bed so that his legs dangled off the edge. Then, he spread his legs until he was fully exposed. Girdy grabbed the already aroused member with both hands, cupping the testicles with one and pulling the shaft forward the other. He licked from the balls to the tip of the penis in one long, sensuous lick. Frisky jerked a little and his legs kicked slightly. Girdy could tell that those legs were powerful enough to kick him across the room if they wanted. He had always had a thing for rabbits.

"Just watch them teeth" He said from beneath the underwear over his head. "please" he added.

"Don't worry, I'm a professional." Girdy replied. He had sucked quite a few dicks in his time, and this was only medium sized. He knew how to do it without having his fangs getting in the way, or whatever those pointy teeth were called. Continuing to hold Frisky's balls in his hand, he slowly engulfed his cock until it was completely in his mouth. Frisky's body tensed. Girdy began making up and down motions and sucking at the same time. With his other hand, he searched underneath the balls until he found that small hole. His finger teased and poked until it just protruded the opening. He looked at Frisky to see if he showed any signs of objecting.

Nope.

Girdy continued the up and down motion, going only slightly faster. It didn't take long until Frisky clenched the sheets of his bed and came a load into Girdy's mouth. He continued sucking until his Frisky was done. His grip loosened and frisky took a deep breath.

"Damn" Said Frisky. "That was.... you swallowed that"? He said. His voice sounded more relaxed now, which was what Girdy was hoping for. He had found there was no better way to break the ice and get over that nervousness of meeting a new person then sucking their dick.

"Yup" Girdy grinned, his fangs protruded over his bottom lip slightly. Frisky grinned back, and his teeth stuck out.

"You're a true gentlemen" grinned Frisky.

"I know, plus I can't just spit all over your floor, I hardly know you."

Frisky laughed and sat up. "I would return the favor, but it won't be as good. My teeth always get in the way..."

"Well actually, I was hoping for something else maybe." Girdy said, his grin got wider and more toothy.

"Oh..... like what do you got in mind." Frisky didn't think he could say no. Girdy's grin was extremely endearing. He loved how his canines stuck out.

Girdy's finger caressed from Frisky's tail up to his still exposed ball sack. "You know..." he said. "I want to plug up this rabbit hole" Girdy snickered at himself. Even he surprised himself at how ridiculous that sentence had been.

Frisky, however, was not laughing. He sat up straight and looked at Girdy. Uh oh, had he ruined the moment? "I don't ...um, know." Said Frisky. "I've never done that before, doesn't it hurt?"

"No, not if you do it right." replied Girdy, sensing Frisky's sudden reluctance. "Look, I promise it won't hurt, I'll go slow and you'll love it. I'd never do anything to hurt you, I".... he paused for a second. "I kind of love you, you know what I mean??" Frisky stared at him with confused but extremely cute look on his face. "Seriously, I promise it will be good, but it's totally up to you." He scruffed the rabbit's belly until he laid back and giggled. "but if you say no, you'll to put all those clothes back on. What a shame."

Frisky looked at him for a minute. Then he replied "Okay horny bobcat, you can do me. Just let me use the bathroom real quick". He got up and walked past the bobcat into the bathroom and closed the door.

>>>>>>>

Girdy sat waiting for several minutes. He heard water turn on, a toilet flush, water turn on again. He had stripped down to his boxers and was now sitting on the floor cross-legged. Hopefully no one comes home, he thought. At this point, Frisky had been in the bathroom for about 10 minutes and he was getting worried. A few times, he heard voices and had to duck under Frisky's desk. The house was deep in the woods, but apparently people walked by it all the time. Frisky's room was towards the front of the house, and people could almost look right into the window.

About 12 minutes after he had gone in, Frisky finally come out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel and holding the lube. Girdy grinned at him. He wasn't angry about waiting in the least bit. "Hey sexy" he said. Seeing Frisky again after 12 minutes was like seeing him the first time. Girdy felt his stomach tighten again.

"Hey grinfest". Said Frisky" "Are we going camping?"

"Camping? what do you mean?

"I'm talking about the tent in your pants"

"Oh. I wouldn't say camping, I'd say spelunking is more like it"

"Like you're going to explore the rabbit hole?"

"haha, yeah" Girdy was glad Frisky wasn't offended by what he had said earlier. He had a really good sense of humor. Thank god, thought Girdy. His last boyfriend had been offended by everything. Frisky had a sly sarcastic way about him, like nothing would offend him. And now he was standing naked right in front of him. This day could not get any better.

"Okay Dr. Sex addict, how are we doing this?" Said Frisky.

"Come over here and sit your cotton tail down over here" Frisky did as he was told and sat down. "Okay, we'll start like this." Girdy once again starting kissing Frisky and they made out on the bed. Girdy could not believe this was happening. 2 Hours ago he was sweating over this complete stranger, and now they were making love. Girdy stopped and pulled away to look at Frisky, possibly to make sure he was really there. Frisky had a sly looking grin on his face and his eyes were half open. He looked at Girdy and his grin widened.

"hee hee hee" he said.

"You're a silly rabbit" said Girdy. "How do you want to take it?

"In my ear." Said Frisky. "are they big enough? Hee hee hee"

"Hell yeah they are. But no, I meant on your stomach, or on your back? Like what position, I mean."

"Oh..." Frisky hesitated for a minute, then turned over and laid on his stomach with his knees on the ground and his ass exposed. Girdy almost lost his load. "Damn" he said. He pulled off his boxers to reveal his about-to-explode-at-any-minute hard cock. He opened the lube and put two fingers in. Then he stuck the fingers slowly into the rabbit's rectum. Frisky let out a breath. Girdy slowly pulled his fingers out and tried to add another finger. The sly orange rabbit was definitally tighter than he expected, he really hadn't done this before. After he safely got three fingers in with little resistance, he began lubing his own cock. Then he positioned his cock to where frisky's rabbit hole was and put both hands on his waste. "Don't worry, this won't last too long" thought Girdy. He pushed inward a little then backed out. Then he pushed in a little more and backed out again. Finally the third time he slowly pushed until he was all the way in. Frisky grabbed the bed sheets. "Just relax" said Girdy. "Are you alright?" Frisky nodded. Schwaggardy started moving his hips back and forth, first slow and then faster and faster. He reached under Frisky until his hand felt the rabbit's hard cock. "That's a good sign" thought Girdy. He began stroking the cock at the same rate he was moving back and forth. Frisky grabbed the bedsheets even more and started breathing heavy. Girdy could barely hold himself any longer, he stroked Frisky's cock furiously and his body tensed. In a moment of bliss, he felt a warm sensation on his hand as his vision blurred and he came inside Frisky's tight ass. They both exploded at the same time. Girdy couldn't have hoped for a better outcome. Catching his breath, Frisky fell onto the bed and Girdy fell on top of him. This was the best orgasm he had ever had. "Damn" he said. "You're amazing, rabbit", he said. He pulled himself off of frisky and turned him over. Frisky smiled at him. Girdy sat on top of frisky's stomach so he couldn't get up, his cock touching Frisky's belly button. "And you're cute too" Girdy poked Frisky's teeth. "just look at these toofs"

"Rowrf." Barked Frisky "I'm not afraid to use them"

"Yeah, too bad I'm not a giant carrot"

Frisky laughed in his usual wheezy manner. Girdy continued his poking. "Just look at these ears. Like, what are you trying to do, hear infra-red sounds?

Frisky bursted out laughing. It was the first time he did and Girdy loved it. "That......shit......What the.."

Girdy moved his hands to Frisky's nipples and stroked them with the back of his fingers. Frisky made a purring noise and his upper lip twitched. "What was that?" said Girdy. He did it again and got a similar reaction.

"stop it, you are...purr...taking advantage... of a helpless...purr...bunny" Frisky gave in and closed his eyes until Girdy stopped. "...and infrared sound doesn't exist"

"You would know, droopy ear"

Frisky's ears twitched. "We better clean up, I have to wash my bed sheets now." Girdy pulled away and his eyes widened.

"is someone coming home at some point"

Frisky got up and yawned. "NO, we've got the place to ourselves. Scuzzy said he'd be coming though...."

As if on cue, there was a knock on the door, and then the sound of the door opening. Scuzzy's voice started booming through the house.

"Shit!" said Girdy.

"Why bother knocking, you know?" said Frisky.

"Hey Sir. Frisk-a lot, come outside stop being a house bunny introvert weirdo creep." Scuzzy burst into Frisky's room. "Hey, we found something cool in the woods... oh, I forgot you guys were porking. Well anyway, come over to my place when you're ready and bring Schwaggardy since he's part of the clan now." He glanced at Girdy completely naked and said "sorry" and he walked out. Girdy stood still, not sure what had just happened. Very few people would have walked in this situation with such a casual attitude.

"Sorry about that, Scuzzy's really rude, but he's extremely open minded" Frisky walked out of the room, still naked. "But on a positive note, you're part of the clan now" he said as he left the room.

Girdy looked down at his own naked body. What a weird day.