Comercials
#1 of Comedy
I did these as a comedy routine at an open mic. They were very popular. I'm looking to do another set of them.
If you can think of any more products or commercials, let me know.
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Tim, have you seen my keys? They're on the table. No they're not. Well then, Fetch them. Howl! There they are. Find your lost keys and other important items with Fetch. Also available in whine, hiss, and tweet.
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