Macro Weed

Story by serophous on SoFurry

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#5 of Gifts

Based in Alkali's series where he sells hyper weed.

Alkali invites Labby over to try out some new hyper weed. Little do the two know, someone else has plans to get Alkali addicted to his own brand and have him promote it. Until everything goes horribly wrong in a gigantic way.https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrlabradorhttps://www.furaffinity.net/user/alkali


"What do you mean we aren't selling?" A black and orange furred calico cat grabbed his associate by the shirt collar, shaking him back and forth. The corgi employee yipped and held on to his boss's arms as his feet dangled from the floor.

"No one is coming in boss! Everyone just keeps going to that store across the street ever since that roo joined!" He whimpered, ears folded back. As if on cue, they both looked out the front window as the gray roo stepped out, his massive balls just barely above his paws as he waddled back and forth, seeming to be heading home with a fresh bag of goods from his store.

"Of course! The roo!" The cat dropped the corgi, the canine letting out a yelp and rubbing his rump. "He must be their best salesmen, or mascot, or...something! If we can get him addicted to OUR product, he'll want to work for us and our sales will grow!"

The corgi stood back up, giving his rump one more rub.

"Are you sure sir? I mean, we really haven't tested our stuff. And theirs is just hyper. Ours increases their height..."

"So? If furs like having massive twelve foot wangs, they'll love just being twelve feet tall! Now, I have the perfect plan..."

Alkali whistled happy as he waddled down the street. His life has been going pretty well ever since he started his job selling hyper weed. It had almost been a whole year since he started, and he had to admit, it did have its own benefits! He smirked at the thought, giving his bulge a pat.

Today one of his friends was coming over for a visit, and he wanted to make sure he was going to have a good time. Whenever one of his friends came to visit, he wanted to make sure they had a taste of the hyper weed from the shop he worked at. He gave the bag in his hand a little shake before a short orange and white corgi came running around from the corner of an alley, his head turned, looking behind him as a brown bag swung in his hand, running straight into the roo. Both went tumbling backwards onto their rumps, Alkali groaning more-so as his balls were squished into his legs, moaning as he winced and grabbed himself.

"Ow! Hey! Watch it!" Alkali groaned, carefully rubbing his sheath and balls.

"S-sorry!" The corgi quickly grabbed his bag, getting back up and running again. Alkali merfed, and wobbled back and forth a bit before standing back up, grabbing his own bag and dusting himself off.

"Crazy canine..." He muttered, waiting for whatever seemed to be chasing him to come around the corner, but no one ever came. Shrugging, he continued on his way home.

"Well?"

"Yeah, I swapped the bags. But really? This was the big plan? I thought you were gonna break in to his house like a burglar or something and switch the bags." The corgi rubbed his scraped elbow from the fall.

"What? No! Why would you-? Oh I get it, cat burglar...har har." The calico growled.

"So, what now?" The corgi wondered, looking up and down and the street. The cat looked down at the bag, then at the canine and shrugged.

"Want to get high?"

Alkali arrived at his house just in time to see a yellow tubby Labrador retriever getting out of his car in front of the roo's house.

"Oh Labby! You're already here!" Alkali waved and hustled a bit, the yellow lab adjusting his shirt down over his large stomach, before going wide eyed as he saw the roo's package.

"Holy cow! How did that happen?" Labby pointed at Alkali's crotch, the roo smirking and showing it off a bit.

"Come on in! I'll show ya!" He quickly unlocked his door, turning a bit sideways to get in as Labby followed behind.

"Not a bad place." Labby looked around, before the roo moved into the living room and sat back on the couch, two bongs on the coffee table before them.

"I don't know Alkali. I just got here, and I never tried getting high before..." Labby hesitated at the doorway, scratching his stomach nervously. Alkali wasn't really paying attention, already setting up the bongs by dropping pieces of the weed inside and getting the lighters.

"It'll be fine. Trust me. I've been using this stuff for awhile now. You're gonna love it." Alkali grinned. Really, he couldn't wait to lay on that big stomach with a massive shaft pushing out for him to play with. First timers usually never knew how to react when they started getting hyper. He gave the seat beside him a pat, the lab sighing and plopping down, looking a bit worried. Alkali held a bong up for him, giving it a light as the lab started to inhale. He immediately stopped and started to cough, holding his chest. Alkali chuckled.

"Here, you gotta be more careful." The roo smirked, grabbing his own and starting to inhale, holding it in a bit before finally letting it out. He waited for the slight buzz he usually got, and the warmth to spread to his groin, but it never came. Shrugging, he figured it was because he was so use to it by now, so maybe it took just a bit longer to kick in.

Awhile later, Labby had finally gotten the hang of using the bong, already starting to recline back more into the couch, feeling relaxed. Alkali smiled as he was feeling the full on effect as well finally. Looking over, he expected to see a prominent bulge in Labby's pants, but it looked like they hadn't grown at all. He looked down at his own, his massive sheath and balls looking to still be their already large size, yet at the same time, his pants DID feel tighter.

"Hey...Alkali? I'm getting hungry. You got anything to snack on?" Labby murred as he took another hit, holding it in a bit longer before letting the smoke slowly leak from his muzzle.

"Yeah man, got a few in the cupboard over there." Alkali huffed, staring at the show they were suppose to be watching. But as Labby got up, he couldn't help but watch as the lab wiggled and struggled a bit before standing, watching a few buttons on his Hawaiian shirt pop off, his pants looking pretty tight over his rear as he stumbled to the cupboard, his head pretty even with the top shelf. He came back minutes later with a bowl of chips and pretzels, setting them down on the table and retaking his seat, a few rips appearing on his pant's leg.

Something was nagging at Alkali's mind about that not being right, but a sudden hunger pain from seeing the food quickly pushed it away. It was probably nothing anything. Labby was a pretty tubby fur, maybe his clothing wasn't tailored right in the first place.

But as the two continued to eat and smoke, something definitely was off. Maybe it was each time one of the two reached for their bong or drink, they almost knocked it over. Maybe it was the fact that their clothing was stretching out further and further, Alkali's stomach starting to push out more-so than usual, riding up his clothing, while Labby's just got BIGGER. Or maybe it was when the couch gave a few sudden cracks before finally giving up the ghost and crumbling under the two heavy set furs.

"Dude, what's going on?" Labby wobbled to his feet, his button down shit nearly ripping off as the last of the buttons popped off, letting his gut hang lower, almost to his knees as his head banged against the eight foot ceiling.

"I-I don't know. My weed must've gotten mixed up or something." Alkali blinked, ducking his own head as he felt his ears brushing the ceiling still, his own forming gut pushing against his sheath as his sweatpants were both dropping lower before starting to rip off completely. And he had paid such good money for those custom pants.

"Is-is the world shrinking? Or are we growing?" Labby looked around, watching as everything continued to drift away from him as he slowly scaled up to nine feet, the lab blinking and trying to focus, before feeling his pants finally ripping off as well, letting his ass hang out into the open air. Alkali thought about it for a bit as they continued to swell, bending over more and more to fit in the room as they climbed to twelve feet, then thirteen, and soon shooting up to fifteen, the growth only seeming to pick up speed. The experience was new for the lab, having never been giant before, curling his toes in the carpet as he watched everything get tinier, his tail knocking over a lamp. The experience wasn't new for Alkali however, yet he loved it whenever it did happen to him. Just filling up more and more space, the increase of size and power, it just felt so good!

"Naw, my shop's weed doesn't do that! It just makes you hyper! And maybe a bit frisky..." Alkali smirked, putting his hands on the ceiling, breaking through it easily as he stooped a bit, giving his massive sheath and balls a shake to show off, causing the canine to swoon. The movement threw the roo off balance though as his gut shook along with him, causing him to stumble forward and collide with the yellow lab. The two began fighting to remain standing with their added weight, but only ended up tumbling through the front of the house, exposing themselves to any passerby.

"Whoa! We're huge!" A now twenty foot Labby waddled over to his car, his chubby paw almost as big as it, and still growing, as he put it on the roof, smashing it down. "So cool..."

Alkali was still trying to think how this could have happened. Maybe there was a mix up with the stock? No...Wait! That corgi had a bag similar to his! They must've been switched!

Alkali's attention was then drawn to a loud growling noise. Thinking Labby was in trouble, he looked up to see the hefty lab holding his massive stomach.

"Man, I'm starving! Who knew getting high and growing big made you so hungry?" Labby wince, rubbing his bloated stomach, already starting to approach his knees as it expanded in size. The roo had a paunch on him as well that was slowly growing still, his massive sheath starting to be covered by it as he gave it a jiggle, murring at how soft it was.

"Well, lets go find us some food then!" The roo slapped a chubby paw on the lab's shoulder, the still growing duo shaking the ground with each step as they waddled into the city.

"So what's a good place to eat?" Labby asked, completely ignoring the cars they stepped on, unable to really see them over the expansive guts, their height still increasing at a moderate pace, both nearing 70ft by now, but their weight gain was starting to tamper off. This seemed like a good thing for Labby. His thighs were already scrapping together constantly as he waddled back and forth, his rear brushing into the front of buildings despite walking in the middle of the street. Not to mention it was starting to get tiring walking this much with so much weight.

For Alkali, it was different, if not worse. Having a massive gut pressing down on an already equally massive sheath, forcing your balls to constantly squish against your feet as you tried to walk, was becoming a real burden, as well as the roo trying to not get a hard on at the same time. Just being so big in so many ways, being already pretty baked, and staring at Labby's ass, the roo was barely keeping control.

"Well, I figured we stop at the grocery store to grab some snacks. Then maybe a fast food restaurant." The roo rubbed his stomach, enjoying the feeling of his gut as they moved towards the local super market, the parking lot mostly empty by now as an e-vac was going on for the city. A few helicopters were already keeping an eye on the two, circling further up above to report back what was going on and broadcast it on the news. Course, they got a great shot when the now 100ft Labby bent over, showing off his massive rear to thousands on live TV as he tore the roof off of the store, reaching in to grab whole aisles of food and shoving it into his maw. The equally large Alkali worked on the other end, which just meant the place was gone in a mere few moments as the two stood back up, rubbing their stomachs once more, still hungry.

"There's a few taco places around here, maybe they'll do." Alkali mumbled, stumbling a bit as he huffed down the street, not noticing how the growth seemed to be increasing in pace once again, his stomach starting to grow larger once again, as his height increase began to speed up. Labby was having the same effect, panting already just from a few steps as he bent down, picking up whole restaurants and starting to toss them into his muzzle one by one, not even noticing his growth increasing more as his stomach began to push buildings aside by itself as it expanded, knocking them over or crushing them entirely. Alkali wiggled his toes as he felt his already large feet grow into buildings, before being knocked over by his gargantuan balls and sheath.

At 200ft, it was getting easier to pick up the buildings containing food, Alkali even feeling more relaxed in this state as he dared to lean against some of the larger buildings in the city. A costly mistake, as any furs who had dared remain behind saw the massive gray butt coming towards them, the building not lasting a second against the macro roo's weight as it quickly toppled and crumbled, causing the roo to fall onto his back with a resounding thud. He grumbled and rubbed his rear, wiggling a bit as he tried grabbing another skyscraper to get back up, only to have the top part rip off in his paw. Alkali blinked and stared at it a bit, imagining the piece like a hot dog, before shrugging and taking a bite, finding it to actually not be that bad, and finishing it off, before wobbling to get back up.

Meanwhile, the Corgi and Cat from earlier sat back on the boss's couch in front of the TV as the breaking news came on, showing the giant fat duo as they continued to grow and devour pieces of the city. The two, however, didn't seem too concerned really. The cat was too busy rubbing up and down his massive cock, moaning at the size as it bobbed and leaked pre over his head, splattering against the wall. The corgi's was already spent, leaking jizz all over the floor as he panted, blinking at the news.

"Boss, isn't that the roo we gave your weed to?"

The cat stopped his fondling and looked as well.

"Yeah, but he got fat."

"Wasn't that one of your possible side effects of the stuff?"

"Yeah?"

"And wasn't another uncontrollable growth?"

"I think? Maybe? Eh, I'll figure it out tomorrow." The cat shrugged, taking another long draw from his joint as his cock swelled a few more inches further, his balls crawling against the floor as he moaned and went back to rubbing himself. The corgi shrugged as well, taking his own huff and moaning. Damn, why didn't he get a job at that roo's place?

Labby was the first to notice that the buildings he was pinching up between two fingers weren't doing it for him anymore. The two had blown up to at least 500ft by now, and showed no signs of stopping still. Labby's gut had finally reached the ground, the canine having to heft it up as he walked, moving towards Alkali as the roo stood back up and turned around, almost smacking the lab in the face with his massive cock.

"Whoa! Don't take off my head!" Labby ducked, the roo blushing as he swung it back.

"Sorry, couldn't help myself." Alkali mumbled through a mouthful before gulping it down, rubbing his still rumbling tummy.

"So I ran out of restaurants on my end. Any more over here?" Labby panted, squinting as he looked down over the yellow expanse of his gut, peering at the buildings below. Alkali shrugged, bending down and scooping up a whole street section in his palm, not recognizing it was the one holding both the Hyper Weed and Macro Weed stores.

"I don't think it matters. I've been just eating anything I can get a hold of, and it all tastes fine to me." He shrugged, starting to take bites from the slab.

"What's it taste like?" Labby bent down to pick up his own handful.

"Sorta like d-" Alkali didn't get to finish as a great gurgling pain welled up in his stomach, rubbing it quickly as he tried to ease it.

"You okay?" Labby dropped the debris in his paw and started to move closer. Suddenly, the gray roo quickly swelled out in all directions at once, his balls smacking the lab in the stomach as he surged up in height, width, and privates.

"Whoa! Alkali! What's going on?" Labby barked up, trying to step back more and more as the roo continued to rapidly increase in size, drool leaking from the side of his mouth as he wiped it away with a flabby arm.

"So....HUNGRY!" The growing marsupial roared out, immediately trying to get on all fours the best as he could, starting to shove buildings, cars, anything his grubby paws could get their hands on, into his gaping maw.

"Alkali...?" Labby gulped, watching as the roo continued to expand at an alarming rate. His balls were starting to swell out behind his legs, keeping his bloating ass up into the air. Even the roo's tail was starting to look inflated and overweight. Meanwhile, Alkali's shaft was starting to plow into the landscape, leading a trail of pre as the roo laid upon it, his bloating stomach keeping it nice and warm as it covered the black shaft on both sides easily.

500 feet turned to seven almost instantly, then eight, then 1200. Alkali's eyes were burned red as he continued to shove whole slabs of earth into his maw as fast as he could, his increasing weight making it more and more difficult by the second as he only continued to bloat larger.

Labby meanwhile, knew he couldn't outrun his friend's massive expansion, and just gulped up, grabbing onto one of the roo's rolls and held on tight as he was taken up onto it, watching as the gray landscape spread out before him, before watching as the fur around him began to even surpass his great height.

News copters watching the scene had to quickly pull back or pull up higher as the roo exploded in size. It was hard to even keep an approximate track of how big he had grown, when he easily surpassed it a few seconds later. Alkali expanded to nearly a mile in height, and yet the growth kept going, the city being lost under more and more roo bulk.

And yet Alkali couldn't stop. The hunger pains were too much as he kept digging his paw into the Earth and shoving more and more pieces into his gaping maw, leaving deep trenches and craters in the earth from each grab, each one larger than the last as he bloated to two miles...three...five...ten. The roo's home city covered completely now, other cities starting to evacuate as best as they could as they saw that massive roo growing towards them in some shape or form. Those in front of him had the worse to worry about. Either be grabbed by his grubby paws, plowed into the ground by his massive shaft, or washed away by the leaking pre of his shaft that extended far beyond the roo himself, like a great black pillar blocking out the light of the land.

Anything in the air collided with the roo's massive bulk, or at least tried to land on it. But as the titanic marsupial passed 50 miles, only to balloon to 60 soon after, it made it very difficult to judge how to land properly, thus most just crash landing into the soft flab.

Alkali groaned as he wobbled a bit, causing a few massive globs of pre to burst forth from his cock yet again, splattering and covering miles of landscape as he tried to get back onto his feet, his movements alone shaking the very earth as clouds and wind patterns changed in the process. He was finally able to get to stand, if barely, the weight gain seeming to tamper off once more, allowing his increasing height to catch up and make it easier to move.

A goofy smirk was plastered across the hundred mile roo's muzzle, still riding the massive buzz he was on as he stomped his miles long feet, cracking the earth's surface easily as he continued to expand higher into the atmosphere. Miles were being poured onto him at this point, feeling his paws sinking more and more into the crust. His leaking shaft was already starting to reach across the ocean as he ballooned up easily another ten miles, then ten more, watching as the earth was looking more and more like a sloppy painted canvas before him of greens, browns, and blues.

"Labby...you should check this out...I'm like...massive...." He rumbled out, the tiny speck of yellow unable to comprehend the roo's voice at this point. Heck, he couldn't even comprehend where he was on the roo, as all he could see was the gray fur over the top of his head.

It wasn't long though before Alkali was able to see the curvature of the Earth, and then the suddenly weightlessness that began to take hold of his form as he began to drift off the planet. He didn't mind really, it took a lot of pressure off his balls and gut to just float there for a bit, though digging his claws into the Earth's crust as to not drift off into space, yet.

Any surviving satellites that hadn't already collided with the roo did so by now, crashing into his rear as the moon bumped into his head. Still hungry, the roo grabbed the sphere in one chubby paw, chomping into it.

"Huh, thought it would taste like cheese..." he mumbled, two bites finishing it off. To wash it down, he dipped his muzzle into the ocean below, easily starting to suck up every single drop of ocean and seawater on the planet, leaving the crumbling sphere almost barren as it continued to dwindle in his paw, looking more and more like the size of an apple. Shrugging, the massive roo took a bite out of it down to the core, before continuing around the sides till it looking like a fully eaten apple, before eating that too.

He relaxed then, rubbing his stomach as he licked the sides of his muzzle, looking around at the solar system before him.

"Well, guess that's it for snacks. Time for an actual meal!"