The Rhino's Horn- An 'Endangered Species Contest' entry
The Rhino's Horn- An entry in the SoFurry 'Endangered Species' contest
It's two p.m. on a Friday afternoon. I'm sitting in an old easy chair, pulling on my Rhino dick, about to see if I can squirt the TV screen halfway across the room. That's pretty much been my life lately. Get up, have a drink, jack off to pay per view porn, repeat. Truth is, my life is going nowhere fast. The city is no life for a Rhino. No job, no place to go, no women. Oh, I'd hit the animal single scene. Heard all those 'I bet you can do something with that!' jokes as they stroke my horn. Then they laugh, and go home with some sorry ass wolf.
Needing some downtime before my next assault on the Magnavox, I pick up the paper. Not the legit paper, the counter culture rag that they give away at the liquor store. I'm flipping through the 'Personals' in the back, when I find this ad under 'Other'
"Are you an open minded exotic? Have fun, make money. Only sincere need apply. No freaks."
I was intrigued, so I dialed the number The voice was certainly Asian, but I couldn't place it.
"Herro?"
"Uh, I'm calling about the ad."
"Oh, you want do potty"
"Potty?! What kind of thing is this?" I stammered
"You know, potty. You be part entertainment....What are you?
At first I was relieved. I figure she was talking about a 'party' But now we get to the Rhino thing.
"Er, I'm a Rhino."
"Rhino's good. Guests never see Rhino before."
"What's in it for me?" I inquired cautiously
"You get hundred bucks, and all you can drink. And you fuck your brains out."
I had to admit, it was an intriguing offer. She said her name was Mi Ding Ling, but that everyone called her Mi Ling. She gave me an address in the warehouse district, and told me to come early. Then she was gone. So, a few hours later, I made my way down to the industrial part of town. The address she gave was an abandoned warehouse, a big, non descript metal building. Looking around, I finally found a door out back. When I opened the door, it was pretty dark inside. Off to one side was a desk, with a single lightbulb above it. Sitting at the red metal desk was this Giant Panda. She was huge! She was wearing a neglige' and a red g string. Nothing else. Her Panda thighs almost swallowed up the tiny panties. Her tits were huge, and they sagged. With all that, I'm embarrassed to say there was something about Mi Ling I found, uh, sexy. So, I walk over.
"Uh, I called...."
"Oh yeah. Rhino. You guest of honor tonight. Let me see your package."
Before I could protest, she had my cock in her paw.
"That nice. You be VERY popular."
So, she walks me to this, well, it was like a waiting room. A crummy sofa. Some old magazines. A TV. There was a makeshift bar set up I the corner. I asked Mi Ling what was up.
"You have sex. That all. Relax, it's easy.' And she left. Easy for her, I thought.
So, I settled in. Grabbed a beer, turned on the TV. Found a sex tape and popped it in, to prime the pump, so to speak. It was maybe an hour and a half before they came for me. Two young blonde humans came wearing skimpy little costumes. They told me to undress, and come with them. I did. By this time, I had a boner the size of Cleveland. We walked forever through the darkened warehouse, until I heard people. Then I saw light at the end of the room. The girls pulled back the curtain, and I was there.
I was on stage. The room was darkened. There were lots of people in the audience. Well, 'guests' anyway. There were humans, men and women. There were anthros, human-animal hybrids. And there were animals. Everyone was laughing and talking, until I took the stage. Then the room went silent. It was me, on stage, with this huge Rhino hard on. Then, I saw her. The girls brought out this incredible Bengal Tigress. They brought her over, then let her go.
"First time?" she whispered
I just nodded
"Do what I tell you. Lay down, facing the audience...."
So I did. She was the sexiest Tigress I'd ever seen. Long and lean, with perfect marking, she could have made me cum as a calendar picture. But this was no picture. She lay behind me, taking all thirty inches of my manhood in her gaping mouth. If I'd had a brain in my head, I'd have been scared to death of the huge teeth sliding over my jewels. I wasn't though. I was so horny, and so drunk I didn't care. All I could feel was her raspy tongue running roughshod over my penis. The tigress turned, and she was riding my horn, never missing a beat in her oral attentions. I can believe It! She's on the little second horn, and she's slipped it into her cunt. As she sucks and slurps, I can feel her secretions dripping into my mouth. Incredible.I look up, and I see every part of the Tigress I'd ever want to see. Ten minutes on the horn. She roared, I bellowed. The crowd was loving it, but as far as I was concerned, there was just us. Had I not jacked off so many times today, I'd have been a goner long ago. Just as I was about to cum, she stops. The girls take her off the stage, but they leave me. As she leaves, she looks over her shoulder. I think she smiled.
That's when I see Mi Ling. Walking out onto the stage upright she drops her nighty, and her panties as she walks over. Then, she drops down in front of me, showing me, and the crowd her huge Panda ass. The crowd goes wild. Clearly, they've seen this before. I'm so drunk and horny I don't care. I stick my snout right up her black 'n white, and put my tongue right into her sex. She grunts, but settles in. The crowd goes silent, or maybe I just stopped listening. I'm getting into it now, slurping away at her Ursine honeypot. When I fell her puss clench, I put my tongue full in, and stick a digit up her ass for good measure. She roars, then rolls onto her back.
"Fuck me, Rhino boy!" she growls
"You ready for Rhino cock?" I counter.
"Enough talk. Fuckee-fuckee."
And that's what we did. For a big fat Panda, she was amazingly hot. She had control over her pussy like no one I've ever been with.There was thirty full inches in her, and she's looking for more. I was humping Mama Bear like crazy. I just wanted to get it off. Mind you, though, it was strangely good.She was no beauty, but she was one Hell of a lover. Hot and wet, if you closed your eyes, it was really good. I did, and it was. Finally, it was time. I was about to pour my Rhino load deep inside her any second. Mi Ling must have seen that look before, because she orders me:
"Money shot. Give them money shot!"
I've seen enough porn to know what she meant. The money shot came at the end, when the guy ejaculates for your viewing pleasure. So, at the last possible moment, I whip it out. Using the practice from my living room, I shoot my cum toward the audience. It landed just short of the front row seats. At first, there was silence. Then the whole damn room goes crazy! they loved it! I take a bow, my thirty inches swinging in the breeze. Mi Ling shows the audience her cunt, still dripping wet.
Back at the warehouse desk, Mi Ling goes into the drawer, and pulls out an envelope. She hands me two hundred dollars
"Two hundred?"
"You pretty good. Next week?'
"Who do I fuck?"
"Don't know. Maybe Zebra."
"Is she good looking?" I inquire
"What you care?'
"Mind if I grab a beer for the trip home?"
'Knock yourself out. Oh, this is for you.'
It was a card.
"What's this?" I asked
"Tiger left for you. Her number, I guess."