Naughty or Nice - December Rule 34 Story #2

Story by GrifterWolf on SoFurry

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Bunnymund and the others prevent Krampus from ruining a child's Christmas, but little do the Guardians know that Bunnymund and Krampus have... "special arrangements"


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" Naughty or Nice"

The wind whipping past Bunnymund's whiskers was ice cold as he grappled the side of North's sleigh as it made a maneuver that nearly rolled its occupants out of the vehicle. Above all the whistling winds though, he could only hear the spirit of Santa Claus laughing in delight as it dove straight into a descent toward the city streets below.

"North! Please! I kinda like my stomach on the inside, mate!" He shouted above the roaring winds that nearly sent Jack Frost out of the cab; thinking quickly, the bunny grabbed the teen by the hood and he returned to his seat, his legs still flapping about on the wind. He too was laughing, howling, having a good time. "Blluuugh!" He made a retching noise but nothing came out as he grabbed his mouth.

"You are too sensitive, Bunnymund! Learn to live a little!" North guffawed as the sleigh entered another spiral and suddenly returned upright, now gliding only a few feet above the neighborhood rooftops.

"Too bloody sensitive, my ass." He snorted. "You're just plain insane!"

"Look, we're on a mission here." Jack explained. "You gotta lighten up a little."

"You're one to talk mister spirit-of-fun." The rabbit snorted. "You fall outta this thing and you can just float down to the ground. I go splat. You can see where I'm goin with this right?"

Jack rolled his eyes.

The moon was full and glowing across the snow-covered rooftops; they had detected the presence on this nippy winter's night, that of North's alternate representation: Krampus himself. He didn't only scold the naughty children of the world, he had a tenancy to--devour them, or torture them for their misbehavior; and in this day and age, it was simply not acceptable as a Guardian to allow this to go on. As he blinked, Bunnymund caught a flicker several rooftops down. "There!" He shouted, standing up and pointing to the figure shrouded in darkness bolting along the rooftops.

North made a sudden swerve with the sleigh that slumped Jack into the side and Bunnymund on top of him. As Jack pushed the rabbit off of him he clambered over the side and into the night air, flying around. "I'll cut him off!" He said as he vanished into the darkness.

Bunnymund got to his feet and hopped out too, landing on the rooftop below with a loud thud and he rolled, bursting into a sprint as soon as his feet touched the ground again. Pulling the boomerangs out of the holsters on his back he broke into a hard run as the shadowy figure suddenly vanished down a chimney. As he approached, he noticed that the opening was much, much smaller than he could fit; even smaller than Krampus could have fit at his size. "Looks like he pulled one of your tricks, North. Got any suggestions?"

North, who had landed a few yards away was laughing as he made his approach. "Sure. Just go inside." He stated as he then broke into a run and leaped into the air, somehow vanishing down the small stack as easily as Krampus had. Bunnymund rolled his eyes. "Of course. How silly of me." He said sarcastically.

Thinking quickly, Bunnymund ran to the edge of the rooftop and dropped down to the balcony below.The sliding door he encountered was unlocked and he slipped inside.

The house was dark, and it was quiet. The sound of a clock chiming in the living room down below became the only sound that accompanied the bunny into the house. "Don't know what the big fuss is about." He whispered to himself. "I'm the Easter bunny, why'm I always the one that ends up mixed in these messes?" He approached the kid's bedroom. Lizzy, he recalled her name; had been on not only North's proclaimed "Naughty" list, but has been an outright terror around all the holidays. Playing pranks on her relatives, pulling teeth and giving Tooth a lot of extra work. Lying and stealing from her parents; she was an outright brat, but she didn't deserve the kind of torture and torment that Krampus would bring her and after hearing about him in school, Lizzy had developed a strong belief in him and what he could do.

As he opened her door, the looming shadow on the other side nearly froze Bunnymund's blood as the massive creature's red eyes locked in with his. The cold air brushing against his fur reminded him that it was the only thing keeping him from completely freezing in place, and roughly he leaped forward and grabbed the beast around the mouth. Noticing that Jack had been protecting Lizzy from being woken, the ensuing struggle came close to rousing the girl. Jack and North both quickly helped Bunnymund grab Krampus and together, they managed to drag him out of the bedroom and Jack quickly closed the door behind them.

"Release me, I must punish the wicked!" Krampus hissed at the trio.

"We protect the children. All children; naughty or nice." North said. "Your age has come to an end, Krampus."

Krampus glared at North, his eyes flickering between a crimson color a hard golden glow. He exhaled a gruff growl and with a forceful expansion of his shoulders, separated Bunnymund's hold on his back. "So long as naughty children of the world believe in me, I seek to punish them. You cannot protect every child in this world..." He took a few steps back before hopping down to the ground level of the house and he approached the chimney, the fires suddenly growing lower as his chilled presence began to kill off the flames.

"We can try." North said, crossing his arms stalwartly.

Krampus' eyes flicked to Bunnymund, then one winked. He placed a clawed finger on the left side of his nose before suddenly blinking into a column of smoke before vanishing up the chimney and into the night. The room immediately grew ten degrees warmer and the fire returned to its place.

"Well, that is that." North said.

"He's right though." Bunnymund said. "We can't protect all the kids of the world."

"No." Jack admitted. "But we can protect the ones who still believe."

The trip back to North's workshop was par for the course. Bunnymund didn't feel like taking the sleigh ride back to headquarters and instead used his holes to slip between his world and that of the humans, finally popping out not long before North and Jack's arrival. Krampus was definitely a clone of North's general body type, though a little taller and leaner in the hips it was not hard to imagine how people couldn't tell the two of them apart. He waited through their debriefing; meeting with Sandy the Sandman and Tooth before each went their own separate ways in wait for the next threat to come to the children of the world. After all, that's what the Guardians are for; to protect the children that still believed.

As Bunnymund opened the doorway back into his realm and climbed down through it, he glanced up and as his hole vanished from above, he formed another one; this one creeping with shadows and darkness, and a soft moaning noise that sent chills down the rabbit's spine. He'd uncovered this portal by accident a few months ago, and had been keeping it secret from the others. As he slipped through, the cold on the other side was fleeting as he emerged into a realm that looked like the headquarters at the north pole, but definitely was not the same place. As the hole closed behind the rabbit, he brushed the soot off his shoulders and watched the ashen-snowfall coming down around him. "Oi, Kramp. Ya there mate?"

There was a whirling feeling of wind directly behind Bunnymund as the beast's large, hairy arms wrapped around the rabbit's shoulders and aggressively turned him to face the beastial maw as it pressed against Bunnymund's lips and the thick, twirling tongue practically pushed its way down the rabbit's maw in a long, heated kiss.

The tongue twirled tight around Bunnymund's own, tugged it and then withdrew itself and he found himself wrapped in Krampus' thick arms. He hadn't told anyone about their secret; who would believe him? Who would have believed that out of all the creatures out there to fall for, Bunnymund would be into North's more evil doppelganger? He wasn't all bad like they suspected; just performing his task with no malicious intent. It was a job to do, like their own, it just happened to be an evil one. "Whoa now, mate. You think you're gonna just get my forgiveness with a kiss?"

Krampus smirked, his eyes flickering in the darkness. "Who said I was seeking forgiveness?"

Bunnymund's hands remained on the beast's muscular forearms and cleared his throat. "It's not somethin' to be light about. We are the Guardians, we're meant to protect the children of the world--"

"Even the naughty?" Krampus hissed. "It seems counterintuitive."

"Might be." Bunnymund said sternly, jabbing the tip of his finger against Krampus' goat-like nose. "But it's the rules we go by."

Krampus blinked at the finger then deftly grabbed the rabbit's arm, yanking him against his torso, their cocks slapping together almost painfully, making Bunnymund grunt. It was no secret that he was attracted to the goat, his shaft sprang to life as soon as their bits touched and a jabbing at his stomach told him that Krampus was also a bit randy for some action too. "I've got my own rules too..." He growled before throwing Bunnymund hard against the stone hearth that Krampus used to teleport from his world into the human one. Bunnymund felt Krampus' thick torso press against his back and slowly slide up his spine; his tongue twirled around the end of the rabbit's ear, his warm breath washed the very hairs lining his left ear. "Come on Bun. You really gonna stay mad at me?" He asked as he lewdly slid his cock along the bunny's ass, precum dripping and grinding into his fur with the demon-goat's slow gliding.

Bunnymund didn't say anything at first, his hands were somehow bound to the fireplace mantle and he realized that the very stone had somehow warped around his palms, locking him in place. He smirked and wriggled his hips. "Depen's on how good ya fuck me mate." He said, dropping the pretenses and sharply inhaling as he felt the tips of Krampus' claws slowly crawl down his hips, tighten and then lock in place as Krampus gave a more gregarious thrust, pushing his flesh between the rabbit's cheeks.

The texture of Krampus' member was unlike anything Bunnymund had felt before; he'd noticed it the first time they got together, the flesh was black as coal and a mesh of a variety of different species: the tip was uncut and flesh-covered like a human, you pull that back and it looked more goatlike with a great length that had a strong arching curve. But there were also strange bumps; almost barb-like extensions off the flesh that added a powerfully orgasmic sensation when penetrating. Those grew pretty stern as he would reach his climax, insuring that breeding would happen.

"Nnnghh!" Bunnymund felt the tip of the cock slip back and the flesh push its way inward. He spread his legs out some as Krampus moaned and nibbled roughly into the rabbit's shoulder. Bunnymund's grunt rose to a gasp as Krampus bucked into him firmly, raising the bunny off his heels and forcing him to roll forward onto his toes some. He felt Krampus' hands slide up from his stomach and tighten around his chest with another hard thrust. "F-fuck, you're gettin' goo--good at this..." He panted.

Krampus let out a dark chuckle, his claws scratching down over the rabbit's hidden nipples as they dragged back down toward his gut. "What can I say; I know how to be naughty." He purred.

Bunnymund's ears fell back some as he leaned back into his lover's arms; enjoying the ripple of muscle as Krampus corrected his stance to take on the weight a bit more readily. The fireplace's magic had released its hold, but that only allowed the bunny to shift more of his weight into Krampus' lap, penetrating him further. Aside from his length; Krampus was much, much thicker than any goat. His cock generously bulging in the bunny's ass as Bunnymund continued to drive himself downward. He may have enjoyed being ridden, but he also enjoyed being in control. Krampus' claws tightened their grasp around Bunnymund's cock, stroking between each thrust and using the bunny's prolific fluids to soak and stroke even faster. The bunny's balls were full and ready for release; it was in his heritage after all to be productive. Bunnymund flexed his arms and puffed out his chest some, while not as muscular as Krampus, he could definitely hold his own in the fitness department. Bunnymund leaned back and kissed Krampus again; feeling that slimy, wet tongue invade his mouth was an incredible sensation and he shuddered as Krampus thrust into him again and again, as if to contort him wildly into a pretzel by holding him to that kiss.

Krampus gave off a wild growl now and forced some of his control back, pushing Bunnymund almost into his fireplace as they came upright again. Krampus shoved his claw into the back of the rabbit's neck and forced him to bend downward as he stood over him. His cock had slivered out of the rabbit's ass, but with a quick adjustment, Krampus inserted himself again. Bunnymund cried out loudly and couldn't move; trapped somewhere between standing up and falling down as the demon-goat held him somewhat aloft; grasping on the fireplace, and began to fuck him hard.

"Ahh! Ahh!" Bunnymund felt silly, hearing his lustful voice echoing in the chamber above the fireplace. "F-fuck!" He panted, his mind was swimming, his cock was draining copious amounts of precum into the hearth under him, he was just glad the fireplace wasn't lit. He felt his spine contort back as Krampus bent him further than even he believed his body was capable of. Deeper, harder, he could feel the fuzzy balls of the demon bounce against his own as he started to drive down harder and faster into the bunny's loosened ass. "F-Fuck me!" He demanded as the slapping of their fur and flesh grew in intensity. Krampus was down on him so hard that it wasn't long before he was seeing stars in his vision. He was bending down so far that he was about to pass out.

Downward further until Bunnymund felt his shoulders and his face on the cold hearth, he felt puddles of precum pouring down his chest; dripping off fur in places just to trickle onto the floor near his face while the rest of it continued its journey up toward his neck. Krampus' precum was growing more intensive, and from this angle, he could smell nothing but the thick sweaty spunk of their musk blended together. Placing his hands on the floor however, Bunnymund contorted himself a bit and wriggled his ass, making it sound like a popping seal every time Krampus pulled his length out. It slipped out almost all the way and Bunnymund turned over onto his back. He lifted his feet in the air, spreading his legs wide, and Krampus grinned wickedly at the new lewd pose, thrusting himself inward until now his stomach slapped against the rabbit's balls. Precum was now throwing itself into Bunnymund's face and he had to wipe his eyes clear a few times, lapping at the fluids from both of them now splashing freely down on him like rain.

Krampus' grip on his hips tightened and he moaned thrusting himself in again and again, every muscle trembling with its impending climax. "Mmm, Kram. I wanna try somethin' new." Bunnymund said. Krampus paused for a moment and looked at him with a confused expression, but it wasn't a moment before Bunnymund kicked his feet back some, pressed his hands against the ground and threw his body forward. Caught off guard by this, Krampus fell back and it was Bunnymund's catch that kept him from crashing onto the floor. He had landed on his feet, looming over Krampus now in a crouched position. The demon-cock still dangling aloft, caught on the rabbit's ballsack as a wicked grin crossed *his* face this time. Bunnymund pulled Krampus in for a deep kiss then reached under him, grabbing the stiff member and tucking it up against his ass. He began to slide down onto it slowly, making Krampus tremble and breathe heavily into the rabbit's mouth. His claws clutched at Bunnymund's ass and he squeezed the cheeks tight as the aussie parted his lips. "Now th-this is new..." He said as he leaned up and began to slide effortlessly down the flesh pole. Krampus snarled, his entire body looked like mountains from Bunnymund's position as he began to stroke himself and lean back into the cock with a long slow moan.

Bunnymund's chest expanded and relaxed with each thrust; he was trying to go slow enough to make things last a bit longer, but it was failing, he was on the edge and now he was soaking the beast's more-hair-covered chest in his precum. Krampus smirked and then rolled his head back in a long wailing breath. The cock in Bunnymund's ass began to throb a bit, he could feel the bumps grinding against his canal, trying to prevent being pulled free again, but it felt like every single pulse was aimed at the rabbit's g-spot. Bunnymund messily slapped his cock against Krampus' chest and came down again, even harder this time, leaning back in a strange position as if to straighten his back out as he began to grind hard against the member.

"Y-you're definitely going on my naughty list--next year...bunny."

"Ain't--that nice..." Bunnymund said, pausing between breaths. "But remember, I ain't just a bunny, mate... I am--*the* bunny!" He said his last sentence with such confidence, that the next time he came down, it drove the demon balls deep.

Krampus let out a mighty HOOOOOWL that echoed through the entire chamber. His body erupted in convulsions now and a sudden gushing warmth began to flood Bunnymund's ass to the point where it not only filled his cavity, but also began to spill messily out onto the ground. The rabbit wasn't far behind though, his toes tapped hard against the ground and he arched his body up in response to the feral-lustful thrustings underneath him. Bunnymund came hard, thick strands of white shooting across Krampus' face and torso like they were streamers and leaving behind an unheard of mess. Soon, their howls faded and Bunnymund leaned forward, kissing Krampus once again and feeling that long tongue twirl around his own as the muscled arms pulled him in for a hug.

If North, the Man in the Moon or heavens forbid Jack ever found out about this though; his career as a Guardian might as well be over. As the two curled together, Krampus still buried deep within him until the swelling began to subside, Bunnymund shrugged. "Could be worse, I s'ppose..."

THE END