Demitri Original version, School project
This story was rushed I had four days to complete it I had no one to proof-read.
This is the original version of Demitri so it was a school project whichgot an A in two classes tought by the same teach. it is long by my standards also it has weird humor to it and lots of spelling errors you were warned also I the were's mixed up. plz don't be mean or else Santan will castrate a puppy with dental floss! okay that was too much.
Demitri's new school
This the story of a young teenage anthropomorphic wolf named you guessed it Demitri who is kind of a loner who has to go to a new school in the country the story begins in the start of the school year but, before this story starts Demitri is 5'11, 15 years of age, jet black fur, green eyes, black head hair with an emo look to it, he is a bassist and was in a mallcore(nu-metal)band their lead singer was in an accident and didn't make it, and he doesn't work out much.
*Beep beep beep* Aw, the beautiful sound of my alarm clock why is it set on a Sunday morning? Oh...yeah church the beautiful nonsense of that guy in the robe talking about that dead guy what is his name? Hmm...maybe jebus... I don't care and we're moving in today. Well let's start the day listing to 'Satanic music as my mom calls it' Happy by Mudvayne I don't know why but, I love singing, I did back-up vocals in my old band I forget the name, and playing to the song.
After singing and making my parents mad I quite playing my bass so loud. I started taking a shower (okay a little too much information unless you want to know?) and changing into some church clothes and eating breakfast before we go to what is that place again? Oh well I don't care I fall asleep anyway but, before we got there my mom asked me if I was excited about going to a new school tomorrow.
"No" I said truthfully I hated school but, most of the schools I went to were city schools full of morons who have no taste in music who is the Jonas sisters?
"Why not?" my mom asked.
"Well", I didn't want to talk about school, "One, nobody has a taste in music...", before I could open my mouth my Mom said, "Who in gods name like that satanic music!" I replied, "what is wrong with my music these songs have a meaning 'cept poop loser and dig well, maybe it's 'bout well... I think it makes perfect fighting song." You'll know what I mean if you heard it before. When we got done with church we went to our new home in this place and I already felt the affects of boredom and once we got our stuff already unpacked and in place I went outside to meet new people in which there was no one outside so I went back inside and the only reason I am out in the middle of nowhere is because my dad wants to become a logger and my mom has an online stock and business is good for her. By the end of today I am going to hate tomorrow.
Tomorrow went fine my last day of vacation Tuesday is gonna stink, seriously because we're having chilly today and eggs and let me tell you my dad has silent but deadly gas very deadly.
*Beep beep Smash (alarm clocks can fly!)* Aww, sweet silence and then the yelling will begin in three...two...one... "Demitri! What was that?" My mom yelled. "Umm... my alarm clock grew wings and committed suicide." I said trying to make up an excuse and then I realized that sounded a little sarcastic and now more yelling, "Demitri remember there is no sarcasm in this house!" she yelled and lemme tell you this hell has no fury like an old angry mom I think she is having her thing that happens once a month.
"Sorry!" I said hoping that she'll forget it but, she is very strict.
"That's right young man now get ready for school!" she yelled, Oh yeah I forgot she was a staff sergeant in the marines so yeah lucky me! So I got ready and walked to school the best part of living in the country no more bus! As I walked in I realized I was the only fur here huh, I got to pay more attention in church.
"Hey!" A voice behind me startled me. I got a good look at the source of the voice it was a human about my height and age he was white with green hair and brown eyes, and what to me seems military like clothing cargo pants and long sleeved shirt. He was walking up to me and I am a very shy person so I spoke quietly "Hi" well it was something to say what am I the god of speech! "You're new here, Right?" He asked, "Umm...Yah why?" I asked back
"Why? Because I never seen an anthro before so I was curios if you were home schooled or just moved in to this place." He said.
"Oh, yeah I moved from the city area" I said starting to trust him but, the military styled clothes told me to be cautious I had a bad experience with these type of people.
"You don't have to worry I am not a terrorist I just like military stuff." He said like he could read my mind.
"Who said I was scared?" I asked.
"Can keep a secret?" he asked.
"Yeah" I said.
"I am part anthro wolf kinda like a werewolf my mom said." He said which kinda weird me out that he can sense fear wait am I letting fear out right now?
"Umm... so you are a werewolf?" I think I am annoying him with questions.
"No kinda like a werewolf what are you a cop?" He said very annoyed, yep I'm right I annoyed him with questions.
"Umm...No I am not a cop." I said now I bet I am gonna reek of fear.
"Good why are people so asky with a wolf/human cross but not a fox/wolf cross?" He asked.
"I don't now, so I am not the only fur here?" I asked.
"Well technically yes I think." He said unsure.
"Well what time does school start?" I asked.
"At 8:15 and that is fifteen minutes from now." He said.
"Well what is your name?" I asked.
"Johnny Rosarot jr." He said but, the name sounded familiar except the junior.
"Umm... Nice last name." I said hoping not to get punched.
"Do you want me to punch you?" He asked, Jebus Christ what's with the questions?
"No" I said.
"Good" he said and to save paper we talked for ten more minuets about tacos and nachos then the rest of the five minuets we talked about guns he loved silencers and laser sighting he was the only one talking. So we went to our lockers and stuff that everyone does their first day after school John or military guy invited me to his house and I accepted bad choice.
His house was prepared for world war three his dad was how would I say it, he was a wolf with normal coloring he was tall 6'8" if I was correct and very muscular, black hair and gray eyes that screamed that he seen way too much funny thing I realized he is my mom best friend explains the name and also (well I not much people like swearing so I am gonna say fecal matter) he knows my mom and my mom was called the toughest man as she calls it in the squad so yah if I do something stupid he can call her! After the panic attack and meeting his parent he took my to his room (trust me I was trying as hard as I can to keep self-control over making a joke) and we talked for more and by four 'o'clock we pretty much talked about everything from Acog sights to Zucchinis then we played call of duty modern warfare I thought I was the camp but, I was owned within' the first 30 seconds this kid was brutal he kept shanking me like we were in a prison.
"Why do you keep stabbing me?" I asked very mad.
"How do you think I pass all the missions on veteran?" He said with a smirk on his face.
"Okay no handy knify to you." I said.
"Tell that to my last friend." He said with no expression like he meant it in which I nearly wet my self. "I'm pulling your leg." He said but, the damage was done.
So after ten more minutes of getting pwned (I love that word) we stopped my massacre and I went home to do my chores (By that I mean just bring the laundry downstairs and then putting it in the dryer and put wood in the wood stove in which I never used one and nearly burnt myself and went online went to youtube and listened to mudvayne and system of a down. I then practiced on my bass and played T.N.T (AC/DC Cover) BY six feet under a black metal band. Then went to sleep I never do my homework.
*Demitri wake up! (I thought I destroyed my alarm clock wait clocks can't talk)* As I woke up I intimately tucked my tail between my legs knowing there was a disturbance in the force 'My sister is visiting'
"What do you want?" I asked still too tired to give a rats (let your imagination run wild).
"Well for starters it's time to wakey wakey and I am moving back in since I don't have a job anymore." She said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
"Grow up it's not like I am going to be here forever." She devil said.
"I can't live in the same house with the anti-Christ" I said back.
"Dad the twerp is being mean to me." She said.
"Well maybe stop calling each other names and maybe get along." My dad said he doesn't care what we do to each other.
"But the little witch is being a jerk to me." I said, my sister is 5'7" so yay! I got the height she got the age both mean I win twice. "Hey! Are those bags I see?" I said.
"What you..." She said running off to the bathroom forgetting about the mirror in my room my mom says my sister might be a blond and might get it from her side of the family a.k.a my aunt long story short she forgot how to sleep.
School went by slow since have to go home to an evil witch who once walked into a screen door. After school I went to military guy's house and now they're prepared for ww5 that was quick what does his dad do? Same thing as before talk and video games he has no life sometimes other than killing people online. By the time I got home I was nightmare on
Elm Street
for me so I did my chore faster ate faster and got to my room faster just to stay away from the she devil. I went to my computer and gone to youtube and looked up new songs
I ran out of thing to put
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