The Hype Industries Super Clones Instruction manual
CONGRATULATIONS!
IF YOU ARE READING THIS AFTER MONTHS OF WAITING YOU HAVE FINALLY RECEIVED YOUR VERY OWN HYPE BRAND HYPER TWINS SUPER CLONES SET
PLEASE TAKE TIME OUT TO READ THIS INSTRUCTION MANUAL/PROOF OF OWNERSHIP TO GET IMPORTANT INFORMATION ON THE PROPER CARE AND PURPOSE
FOR YOUR VERY OWN SUPER HERO BODY GUARDS. AS A REMINDER WE ASK YOU NOT TO THROW AWAY THIS MANUAL AS IT IS NOT ONLY FOR THE SAFETY OF YOU AND YOUR CLONES BUT A PROOF OF OWNERSHIP
First off we at Hype Industries, would like to thank you for purchasing the Hyper Twins Super clone(s) We hope this manual will serve you well through out your life experiences with your very own super clones.
What now?
So you finally got your clones. They're awake, they alert, and most importantly they are happy to see you. First we recommend, giving a name to your clones, mostly something fitting and something you would remember. One reminder though be sure to give their name according to there gender (M/F, M/M or F/F) Now get your clones to now you. Instill the rules of your home, sternly yet with love,give them a tour of your domain and finally theirs. Be sure though to give them comfortable settings and a good living condition. A Comfy clone is a happy clone.
Nutrition and exercise
Another important caveat not to forget is the all around health of your super clones. Remember they could very well save your life one day. We suggest you start their day with a good mix of poultry dairy and grains. For Lunch try a light healthy snack like fruits or something with a low amount of sugar , and finally for dinner, a healthy combination of meats and veggies. Any thing packed with vitamins, minerals, and other healthy ingredients mean a good choice for starting super clone parents. Other than eating right, staying fit is also a great choice for your super clones. Engage them in stimulating activities and sports. Not only does this keep them fit, it gets them ready for social activities, helps them explore the world around them. Take them hiking, or involve them in team sports like basketball or football or take them on a jog around your local park.
Exercise of their brain
While having your clone break a physical sweat it is ideal to have them break a mental sweat. Through home schooling or public or private schooling (Private schooling recommended)
your clones must gain the knowledge to live and work for their own in case the owner cannot always be there for them. Gaining enrollment for schools is a snap for a Hype industries clone We at Hype industries have taught them grades K through the 5th so they understand the the basics of the standard subjects (Literature, Math, Science, History, and Language Arts) Our advice is to have them enroll in a Middle grade school (6th through 8th) By showing this manual / license of owner and their Hype Industries Holo-tags and they'll be on there way to a wholesome education. Their first experience in a school will be rough on them, because they've grown attached to you. It is up to you as their parent figure to build the confidence needed so they go to school head held high ready to learn.
Hygiene
Like nutrition and Exercise. It is important to keep your clone(s) well groomed and clean. It is wise that after sweat inducing activities to bathe them. Then soon on their own they will learn to clean and groom themselves.
What can your clones do for you?
Pretty much any thing you ask them. For good or for ill they are yours. But be warned and be prepared for the consequences of their actions. Hype Industries Super clones are like children in a way and must be taught the differences of what is good and what is bad, also how to spot those differences. Once again, they could save your life one day. Though super clones are made to do anything there are certain types that are especially good for certain tasks. Those types are the General Purpose/Utilities, Home and business defense/body guarding, and the all time favorite Bedroom purpose. Each clone is genetically engineered to boast any super power you please: From Super strength to fire blasting or Telekinesis to empathy anything is possible for Hype Industries.
Behavior of your clones
As said before clones are kind of like children and so have the temptation to misbehave like write on the walls shed their scales where they're not supposed to or break your priceless Ming Dynasty vase.
When this time arises, and it will. Punishment is not only allowed but suggested to show them who's the boss. Some punishment may include denial of their favorite activities or treats, Time outs, or sharp swats to their bare buttocks from the bare hand or with our Hype Industries brand paddles, switches, jockey whips. But be careful not to be too harsh with your punishments as your clones may see this as a form of resent from their owner and may run away to a new master.....or retaliate
Warning! THEY HAVE POWERS AND ARE VERY AWARE OF THAT
Though there are very few cases of clone turning on owner, in other words those who failed to read this manual, the chances of you doing something to your clones to make them retaliate against you lingers on. We at Hype Industries noticed that retaliating clones tend to "square up" or prepare to pounce their owners. As a fail safe we've added a voice activated "shut down nerve" To work this nerve, when your pet seems as if he, she or they are about to harm you or themselves, utter at a calmest tone possible "HYPE IS HOPE" and instantly your clones will stop in their tracks. Ready to receive their orders
Your life can be in their hands
Other than being your play mate, companion, or servant in some cases, they can also be your life guard. So keeping your clones strong is a must, Remember: THEY COULD ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A DOUBT, ULTIMATELY, SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!
NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE JIST OF TAKING PROPER CARE OF YOUR HYPE INDUSTRIES HYPER TWINS SUPER CLONES SET. ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT!
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