Serenifi: Just Married!
"I now pronounce this couple... Wife and... Woman and... Female and... How do I put it, there's nothing in this book that covers LGBT topics... Oh, **** it. You two are married. Have a happy life." No sooner than those words left the mouth of Bugs Bunny, Fifi La Fume and her friend-turned-wife Serenity Coyote pulled each other into a kiss, before their audience applauded. The two friends were just married out in the football field of Acme Looniversity. They soon pranced throughout the entire campus of this area, before eventually arriving to the front of the main building, where a limousine was waiting. "You didn't tell moi about zis!" "Show, don't tell."
Half an hour later...
The limo soon pulled up, and Serenity and Fifi stepped out in front of a magnificent mansion, with statues made of marble, granite, and/or ice, portraying either of the brides in the nude. "Remember how you couldn't find that cadillac of yours in the alley, where it usually was? Well..." The canine then pointed to her left, where, sure enough, the cadillac was sitting. "There's our new toolshed." They then stepped inside the building, where Fifi gazed at all the white marble walls and more provocative statues, listened to the soft sound of their steps throughout the otherwise quiet hallways, and inhaled the fresh new-house scent. "Care to see more, my dear?" Fifi replied "Oui-oui!" in an upbeat tone.
Later...
Serenity displayed many of the figurative crown jewels in their new home, including, but not limited to, a room with an 80-inch TV, an Xbox One, and countless shelves on either side, ("What are zose shelves for?" "For the games and films we could get.") a gymnastics room, a bedroom with a 100-inch bed, an indoor pool, and a glorious backyard, with another pool, a diving board, and a waterfall accompanying that pool. "Sophisticated, huh?" "Mais oui." "Well, as icing on the cake, my daddy has also hired quite some guys to operate as our loyal servants..." Serenity started to open a nearby door, before pausing. "... Fresh from Double Z Studios..." The coyote resumed her opening of the door, before looking at Fifi's current physical expression, a face that said "Putain de merde...". There were countless people in the room of variable species, including, but not limited to, foxes, wolves, bucks, horses, tigers, lions, bears, polar bears, and, much to her excitement, skunks. Half of the herd were males dressed in black suits, with just-right physical statures, and the other half consisted of females in french maid uniforms, also with just-right physical statures. "Who ees he?" Fifi pointed to a handsome young male human among the other male servants. "Oh, that's just a local man who has seen our Double Z productions, was offered the chance to serve us, and has gladly accepted that chance in a blink." Both the canine and mustelid, however, recognized a particular male red fox, female arctic fox, and male tan-and-red colored skunk. "They're gonna do the usual stuff, like prepare and serve our meals, act as a chauffeur, and clean the place, but they ALSO are dedicated to help us in any... Heated situations..." Fifi was speechless, even when she looked at the males, who raised their eyebrows in a charmful manner. Suddenly, a female red fox with red hair in a bun interrupted. "Well, despite these mentally embarrassing outfits, at least I don't have to see..." She then noticed a familiar brown-furred, yellow-eyed, long-snouted polecat in the male crowd, smirking at her. "What the ****?" She mouthed to Serenity. "He's pretty fast. We could use that when we're in heat AND a hurry for anything." The vixen made a face of annoyance as the weasel licked her cheeks, lifted her skirt, and tugged at her rump.
Later...
"Oh, Serenity... I don't know how to zank you enough..." Fifi announced in exasperation, as they walked into their bedroom. "Well, you can start by getting out of those clothes..." Serenity replied in a seductive tone. Fifi immediately realized what she wanted to do, and had no hesitation to play along with her. After removing her veil, the skunkette kicked off her white heels, before pulling off her matching nylon stockings. Fifi then slid the straps of her dress off of her shoulders, before allowing the whole thing to drop to her feet. She then slid down her plain-white petticoat, before undoing her frilly pink bra with red hearts decorated, and sliding off her matching panties, then kicking them aside. As Fifi lay down onto the bed, spreading her legs, Serenity began to strip as well. She kicked off her white heels, before biting into the tip of her plain-white nylon stocking, pulling it off, and letting go, allowing it to shoot across the room, then doing the same to her other stocking. She then lifted up her dress, using it as a fan for a few seconds, before pulling it off, along with her petticoat. She then pulled off her plain-white undershirt, and slid off her frilly white panties. Serenity then pounced on the bed, pinning down her skunkette newlywed, then began to connect her lips with the mustelids. Their tongues swished around in each other's mouths, sharing saliva with the other, and pulling out only for a second or two to feel each other's warm minty breath on their faces. As they continued to kiss, Fifi could feel something slowly rubbing against her crotch. It didn't take long for her to realize that it was Serenity's own crotch, and she responded by proceeding to massage the canines buttocks. The two lovebirds gasped and moaned in satisfaction as they continued their activity. They each remembered their first meeting, then their first time "alone", then their more recent milestone... Their marriage. They rubbed their slits faster at the thought of being together for life, until they couldn't hold their excitement any longer. They each licked off the transparent glue, before settling into a position where they were each facing each other's cave entrances. They each seized their chance and began to stimulate each other with their tongue and/or finger. They delved deeper and deeper both figuratively and literally, unaware that Serenity was resting her foot onto the intercom button. "Hello? Feef? Serenity? Anyone?" These questions were drowned out by the soft gasps and moans, and sticky sounds of the two lovers pushing their whole fists into each other. Eventually, Fifi lifted Serenity up by the legs, settled her so that she was upside-down on the bed, and continued to push her own fist inside, this time, downwards into her cave, while licking the canine's lovely feet. Serenity giggled softly at this action, before eventually switching places with the skunkette. Soon, they were back in their 69, only this time, they were shoving plump artificial colored staffs inside each other. They felt themselves and each other getting warmer and warmer and warmer until... "You called, Ms. La Fume?" They were suddenly interrupted by the human servant from earlier. He stared at the two, as they stared back at him in embarrassment for half a minute. "Sorry... I didn't mean to..." "Oh, zats alright... In fact, would you please alert ze ozers? I'm in quite a heated situation here..." The human nodded yes, and left.
(Some weird lights flashing, before settling on a light-blue screen with the following words in red text:) One Month Later... (Just Kidding) A Couple Minutes Later...
Before they knew it, Serenity found herself lying on top of a brown bear, with his shaft lying patiently just outside her slit, with a tiger poking her other opening with his own tool, a black panther laying between her nipples, her feet gently stroking a horse, holding a buck in one hand and an otter in the other, with her mouth just 2 centimeters away from the meat of her foxy friend. Fifi found herself being held by the legs by the red-and-tan skunk rubbing his Kong against her opening, lying on the front of a lion, whose shaft was poking at her rump, a cheetah between her fruits, her feet stroking a leopard, holding a polar bear in one hand and a wolf in the other, and licking the tip of the human's staff hanging just 2 centimeters above her. A gunshot was then heard on Serenity's phone, and that's when the fun started. Serenity immediately felt the bear and tiger slide inside her, with the help of some lube, and gasped at the length of their... Lengths. She massaged the buck and otter whilst engulfing the fox's meat, swallowing the transparent goo that was merely the appetizer of her meal. She often switched to the panther, then to the buck, than the otter, before going back to the vulpine. All the while she massaged the horse with her soles. As her insides were being stuffed, and her hands, feet and unusually smaller breasts stroked the stiff manhoods, and her mouth was feasting on the fox's plump knot, Serenity thought back to her first day in Acme Acres. How she was nervous, friendless and easily intimidated by her school's sports teams. She would never have imagined back then that they would be her retainers, or even that she would be accompanied by another female, let alone a skunkette. She looked back on her current self: Bold, mature, risk-taking lesbian bride with countless friends. "Who would have thought?" Was all she could think before she was immediately interrupted by streams of warm pudding flowing on both the inside and outside of her body. She lapped up the semen, and lay herself onto the tiger, who had switched places with the bear, who had switched places with the fox, and so on.
Meanwhile, Fifi savored every single millisecond of this moment, making space in her cave for the skunk, caressing every inch of the manhoods between her soles, in her palms, and between her soft jugs, and allowing the human to push himself inside her mouth as much as he desired. She too thought back on her past life, how every male she encountered, with the hope that they would accept her offer to be her mate, raced away due to her strong musk. How lonely she quite was in the dump in her battered cadillac. How she often sobbed herself to sleep under the realization that she would be forever devoid of a partner she could legally call her own. Now, in the midst of all the friends she has made, her newfound LGBT ethics, and her promising new residence, Fifi had a young, generous female brunette coyote to express her gratitude toward, which she often did. Suddenly, she was interrupted by the inevitable streams of the very love she had pursued throughout the course of her entire life in Acme Acres. The skunkette consumed all the substance, before the reproductive aromas of her companions kicked in again, and she resumed her position, only with the males each taking a new location.
Later...
Serenity and Fifi had their share of male delight, switching groups at one point, and decided they needed the softer touch of females on themselves. So, without further ado, they called in the maids, ordered them to strip, provided them with their collection of "toys", and let them take control from there. The coyote and skunkette sunk in the true joyous feeling of LGBT delight as the maids lapped at their chests and/or slits, filled them up with cold artificial meat, and had them return the favor by doing the aforementioned to them. All this time, the males were bored, so they took the time by getting their own little taste of LGBT delight, which further drove the females carnal desires. Eventually the females were spent, but not quite finished satisfying themselves. An arctic vixen approached the fox, who was exhausted from being pounded by two felines who were stronger than the felines he was used to in his natural urban atmosphere, and stroked his chin, immediately bringing him back to his sensual senses. He then allowed her to seat herself on his staff, while Serenity and Fifi resumed their solo. Eventually, the two were once again tempted by the advantages of males after viewing the foxy couple breeding. They found themselves with the human male between their chests, and the cheetah and panther in their mouths, and the brown and polar bears in their tunnels. They continued their routine of switching between male and female partners, looking to complete their estrus cycle. As the entire group continued their activity, they began producing the vocal effects of their respective species in sensual delight. Outside, a mother walking her children down the sidewalk heard these noises, and noticed the silhouettes of the mammals in their exercise, and hurried the children further down the path, so as to distract them.
Later Still...
All the male and female servants were asleep, no doubt drained by their duties. Serenity and Fifi, however, were merely beginning their slumber at this time. "Serenity?" "Yeah?" "Zank you... For everyzing..." "Same here..." The canine replied, as they drifted away.
THE END.
Epilogue. (Gotcha!)
755 years later...
"Ready for a break from all that crime-fightin', boys?" A blond female rabbit stripped off her pink bodysuit and mask, before removing her bright-pink bra and panties. "Oh, we're ready for ANYTHING..." She suddenly heard multiple voices answering that question. Her original partners consisted of a male grey rabbit, and black duck, a tasmanian devil, a brown coyote, a blue road-runner, their respective female counterparts, and some assorted hybrids of coyotes and skunks and other species. Now she found herself surrounded by hybrids of coyotes and skunks with lions, wolves, bears, and other assorted species, adding up to about 60 partners in total, male and female. She didn't mind however, and bent over, presenting her posterior. "Oh, well..." She thought to herself. "The more the merrier."
THE END. (For Real.)
Serenity Coyote belongs to Kessielou. (On DA.) Miranda Fox (AKA, the redhead vixen) belongs to Crabula290e. (Also on DA) Matthew Skunk (AKA, the red-and-tan colored male skunk) belongs to MattTheSkunk. Fifi La Fume, Bugs Bunny, and the Loonatics (AKA, one-quarter of the characters in the epilogue) belong to Warner Bros. All of the servants belong to me!
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