Glazed Bagel C(ums)omes to Equestria (Plus more filth)

Story by Clockworker on SoFurry

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Apart of my trade with MarchingBall about a human (Probably myself) being pulled into a twisted version of Equestria full of perverted stallions, and boy is it fun =v=

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I groan slightly as I slowly open my eyes, bright light blinds me as I push myself off of the wet grass. "Wait, grass?" I mutter turning around and looking around, finding myself in a large open field, though something seemed off, well, aside from waking up one day in the middle of a grassy field. It was very colorful, bright and technicolored like a cartoon. "Where the hell?" I ask no one as I brush some of the grass off of my clothes. Looking around the landscape I see what appears to be a village in the distance, deciding it was the only place to go I start walking towards it.

It didn't take long for me to arrive in town, the streets seemed pretty empty, though I shrug it off assuming it was still early in the morning. As I breathe in the air I pick of the scent of something strong, and foul. It was like week old body musk floating through the air, along with a hint of bodily waste. "Fuck it stink here, must be a busted pipeline or something." I say walking deeper into town. Doing so I would see a cart being pulled by something moving down the street, walking a bit closer I call out. "H-hey excuse me!" I say, waiting for and not getting a response, groaning I got to try and catch up with the cart wanting to figure out where I am.

Following the figure for a bit I would find myself at the entrance of what appeared to be an apple farm, the smell of manure was extremely strong here, making me gag. I try to ignore it as I finally catch up to the cart, only to see a rather large, bulky pony slip out from it. I stop running a bit shocked as he turns to look at me, a slight smile flickers across his face but I don't seem to notice.

"Howdy there, how can ah help y'all?" he asks in a thick, country accent. The pony trots over to me as I stammer out a response.

"I-I-I...." I cough and clear my throat before trying again. "Um where am I?" I ask noting the pony's musky scent, one could tell he was definitely a farm pony. The stallion chuckles a bit and visibly smiles to me.

"Why, you're in Equestria, partner~ and let me guess, you're lookin ta get home huh?"He asks and I nod quickly. "Alright follow me, Ah'll get ya some stuff ta be on yer way." He explains waving a hoof as he starts to walk away. As he turns I happen to get a good look at his large, sagging balls swinging back and forth. Something in my mind made me just want to lay down and have him press his balls against my face.

"So do you know how I got here?" I ask curiously following him eyes looking all around, trying not to stare at his sack. We soon make it into his home and head upstairs.

"Ah'm not too sure in all honesty, we've had this kinda stuff happen before ta be honest." The pony says not looking back, I swear as we walked he had put a bit of a swing in his step, making his large balls just swing back and forth.

"Bu-but there is a way back right?" I ask getting a small nod in responded. "Well that's good to hear, what do I have to do?"

"Well ya just have to make it ta the royal kingdom of Canterlot it shouldn't take too long though~" The stallion explains looking into a draw, bending over his balls aimed right up at me. "By the way, Ah'm Big Mac~" he says taking out what looked like a small map. "Here take this with ya, and also-" He starts reaching into his satchel taking out a few small, golden coins and putting them into a leather bag. "Use this fer food and stuff." He says handing me the bag and map.

"Wow thank you Mac, I'm Allen~" I reply smiling a bit as the two of us start walking back outside. I feel my foot catch on something as we near the stairs, causing me to tumble down the stairs, landing on my back causing me to groan.

"Woah, you okay there Allen?' I hear Mac ask as the cartoony pony descends the stairs. "Here let me help ya~" He says stopping right above me, instead of actually helping me up the stallion stands right above me, his ball swinging right above my nose. "Ah, hold on mah hoof got caught." He says, though unknown to me he was lying through his teeth. I go to say something though he suddenly squats down, his sack just, drops right onto my nose. The sweaty, swampy sack flesh pour over a bit onto my eyes and in my mouth.

The taste of sweaty flesh fill my mouth as I breathe in his musky balls. Oddly even as he lifts his hind legs back up I feel my nose still pressed against his balls. Wait nose, no that's not right, what's it called again. I try to think as Light caramel fur spreads across my face, which at this point had pushed out into a long horse like muzzle. Oh yeah, that's the word, muzzle~.

Mac finally gets his hoof "free" and moves off of me, I groan standing up my ears twitching a bit as I hold my head giving it a small shake. "Heh sorry Allen, ya feel alright?" He asks as I give a small nod, and smile.

"Yeah I'm good, no worries~" I say giving a thumbs up. "Anyways, I'll be on my way now, thanks for all the help Big Mac."

"Of course it was nothin~" He says following me back out to get to work. As I walk back into town I notice that the streets are full of ponies now, upon closer inspection I notice that they're all male. Some did looking much more effeminate but the large throbbing rods in between their legs said otherwise. Blushing a bit I hurry my walk towards the station, taking out a map I planned to take the next train all the way to the city. Rushing up I see a train just arriving at the station.

After paying I slip on right as the doors start to close, sighing in relief I make my way over to an empty seat in the back. Relaxing a bit I start to look out of the window watching the scenery as the train took off. Yawning a bit I slowly drift off to sleep, resting for a few moments before we arrived. I woke up to the sound of the train stopping, opening my eyes I would find myself still looking out the window of the car, though I was definitely not in Canterlot. Unless Canterlot was some stereotypical wild west town.

After looking at the map I realized I was in a town called Appaloosa, which was in the opposite direction of where I wanted to go... Sighing a bit I get up and head into town, it was getting late, and I was starving. After wandering around for a bit I find myself in front of the local tavern. Going in I noticed the smell of alcohol in the air, figuring I needed a drink to help me through this I sit on the bar. The stallion behind the counter walks over to me.

"What can ah get ya?" He asks cleaning a glass with his hooves.

"Uh just a beer, you have anything to eat here?" I ask looking around, I was sitting at the edge of a bar and next to me was a bright yellow stallion who was quite thick, for a lack of a better term. His thighs and flank ere massive even spilling a bit over the sides, the mark on his ass streched a bit due to the size.

"Yeah what would ya like?" The bartender asks, I snap my attention back to him and think.

"Uh you have anything like Burgers and fries?" He nods and trots off setting a beer in front for me as I start to drink. It doesn't take long for the stallion to come back setting a plate of what looked like hay in front of me. "Well they are horses." I think to myself as I pick up a small bit and eat it. I lick my lips a bit before digging in, for hay it tasted amazing. After eating I head out, Before I'm even out the door I hear a voice from behind.

"Heh howdy there~ Ah saw ya'll taking a good old look at me." The stallion who had been sitting next to me say. "So you new around here, Ah don't think Ah've seen y'all around before. I'm Braeburn if ya wanted to know~" He adds looking up to the night sky.

"O-oh yeah, I was trying to get to Canterlot to get home, and you wouldn't happen to know any place to stay around here?" I ask picking up a foul stink in the air.

"Hm well not really but ya can stay with me if ya want~" Braeburn offers giving his thick ass a small shake.

"Hm are you sure, I wouldn't want to intrude." I say not really picking up on his advances. The stallion chuckles and smiles warmly.

"Nothin ta worry about~ just follow me~" He says starting to walk away, I think for a bit before starting to follow him. The two of us make it back to Braeburn's rather large home. Leading me upstairs I pant a bit due to the musky warmth inside of the house. The smelly stink was even stronger in here especially with me standing right behind Braeburn's massive wobbly ass. I shiver a bit the smell making my body tingle a bit as my cock grows rigid in my pants.

I pull a bit on my shirt, the clothing bothering the fur spreading down my neck and body my body starts to curve out a bit as my masculine arms grow slender as fur covers them. "Hey do you mind if I take these clothes off, I'm feeling a little warm." I asks feeling strangely comfortable to get nude around a stranger.

"Of course go right ahead!~" Braeburn shouts as we slip into his room. As he goes to lay down on the bed his rump letting out a small *Frrrppptt* As he lays down. I start to strip out of my clothes murring lightly as the warm breeze runs across my chest fur.

"So where will I be sleeping?" I ask my rock hard dick twitching out in the open as I stared at Brae's ass cheeks.

"Why, right here with me, where else." He says with a small laugh, almost matter of fact. "Now comeon and lay down." he says padding the area behind him. I blush deeply, knowing something was wrong here. But for some reason I couldn't tell what, even as I slid into bed next to the cartoon pony i kept trying to thick. Suddenly a loud *BRRAAAPPPPTTTTT* Fills the air as I feel a warm hard pressure blast against my already hard cock, causing it to spurt a bit as the stench of Brae's fart fills my nose. I blush deeply feeling my dick throb and swell with each breath I take it. "Mmm you likin that partner?~" He asks chuckling a bit. I only respond with a dull moan as I feel my dick thump lightly against my belly, the flat head drooling pre.

"Mmmph it feels kinda nice~" I respond still trying to sleep as Brae rips one *FRAAPPPTT* after another, each blast making me sweat more, and making my cock swell and surge with size. My sensitive pony nose twitching with each and every breath, and my ears standing at attention for each new fart. It smelled terrible, each fart smelling worse than the last. But for some reason I couldn't wait for the next. They were so good, so smelly, I just couldn't help but huff it all up~ Each breath making my horsedick pulse against the back of the other stallion more and more.

"Heheh that's a good filly fag~" Braeburn mutters, the words bounce around in my head a bit seeming right. "You like to huff a stud's gas and suck his dick don't ya?" He asks grinding his large, sweaty ass against me. My cock slipping right in between those thick, smelly buns. He chuckles starting to bounce his ass up against down, grinding my cock between his flabby cheeks as sweat pours down my shaft and drips onto the bed. I gasp out thinking of how good of a fag I was for huffing his stink as I cum, my thick load blasting all over Braeburn's back and ass. He chuckles and pulls off smiling devilishly, something was very very wrong with this place, though that thought didn't even pass through my mind as I drift off to sleep.

I let out a small groan as I slip out of bed, the previous night was still a bit of a haze. Looking down to the still sleeping Braeburn I notice his ass and back still covered in my thick, creamy jizz. "Jeez must have been a hell of a night.' I say to myself with a smile. After gathering up my clothes, getting dressed, (My thick package straining the bulging out the front, and the thick horsecock head sticking right out of the top and bulging against my shirt.) and leaving a few bits as thanks.I head back out. Walking around town I pull back out the map, looking it over. "Uhh where was I going again?" i think stretching at my brown mane a bit, my now purple eyes running over the map before they land on Canterlot.

"Oh! That's right, I need to get home!" I shout, getting a few stares from nearby stallions. I hurry towards the station stumbling a bit due to my thicker ass and thighs which were spilling out of my pants, though just a bit. Making sure to get on the right train this time I head on out. Looking out of the train window I watch as it passes by ponyville again. This time I swear I see a few ponies having sex right in the streets as we pass by, though it wasn't wrong or anything as far as my mind could tell.

As the train pulls into Canterlot I stand up my newly sized bulge forcing me into a bit into a bit of a waddle as I head off the train. Looking around the city the first thing I noticed were yet again, nothing but male stallion walking around, though these ones were dressed in fancier clothing. However I also notice what looked like guards, all of them wear padding in a variety of used states. I easily find my way to the royal castle, somehow knowing the way there. "Hm what was I here for again?" I say to myself trying to think. Shrugging a bit figuring I would remember on my way up I start up towards the castle doors. As I reach the doors I go to knock before being stopped by another studly stallion pulling me back a bit.

"What is your business here?" A voice asks I turn around looking down to the to the white stallion.

"O-oh I'm here to see the Prince." I say memories flushing my mind as I stared at the Guard's sagging diaper. "Y-you're Shining Armor right?" I ask blushing heavily the smell of his waste flooding my nose and mind.

"Heh that's right~" He says with a smile, "and sorry for stopping you, I have to be sure you're not a threat or anything~" He chuckles a bit. "Though first let's get you ready to see his highness." Shining starts, before pushing me to the ground. I land on my back with an audible grunt. The force from the landing causing my already strained pants to shred, causing my cock to flop out, bouncing a bit before standing erect. "Also let me help you with that." The white horse moves around me so he's standing right above me his sagging diaper hanging right above me.

For some reason I feel like I've been in this position before. Slowly he starts to wrap his mouth around the tip of my cock, starting to suck me off. Moaning I stare up at his padding, slowly I lift my head pressing my face right into that sagging sack of shit. I murr as I bury my muzzle into it sniffing and licking at the foul padding. I start to thrust my hips lightly as my body starts to reshape, shrinking down as my hands and feet shift into hooves a horn starts to grow from my forehead, parting my mane a bit.

My body starts to sweat heavily especially my cock and now swelling tailhole, which was shining like a glazed pastry from the amount of sweat. With one last thrust from my thick hips I cum, emptying my saggy balls into Shining's maw who swallows it down lovingly. "Damn that was good~ However I have one last request before I'll let you see the Prince." He says with a smirk.

"Uh sure what is it?" I ask curiously, as he untapes his padding, letting splat behind him, revealing his own filthy cock, covered in a nice layer of manure and smegma.

"Get me off as well, faggot~" He demands, I lick my lips and nod happily, he chuckles before mounting me from the front, forcing his massive dong into my mouth. As he slowly pumps back and forth I suck and run my tongue around that dick, feeling the filth filth my mouth with each thrust. I make sure to get down as much as I can between pumps, feeling my belly fill with his cock cheese and shit. "F-fuck you're such a good cocksucker~" He says with a groan of pleasure. It doesn't take long for him to blow his load as well. His cock now nice and clean, for the time being.

"Mmm good job~ you're free to go it." He says sauntering past me making sure to deliver a firm slap my fat flank as he opens the castle doors. He's the first to head "I'm going to get changed into some new padding for the rest of my patrol, I'll see ya around fag~" He says leaving with a wink. Blushing deeply I make my way up the castle stairs and to the throne room. Knocking lightly on the door the quickly open, as if expecting me.

"Come in~" A light feminine voice says stepping inside I look around before seeing the Prince of Equestria, Cocklestia sitting above his throne. His fat dirty cock throbbing the smell of his royal musk filling the room.

"Ah yes, I uh came to ask you something your highness." I say taking a bow, making sure to trot up to the prince's cock, giving it a nice lick, as is custom. As I do so i try to remember what I came to ask about.

"And what are you looking for Glazed Bagel?~" The prince asked. Wait, what that my name, it had to be right, after all the Prince knows every name in Equestria, though was I from Equestria....?

"Oh! Yes that's right, I wanted to ask about opening a new bagel shop in Ponyville." I ask a bit nervously. The Prince smiles lightly seeing I had no memory of why I had come. Just like all the other stallion fags before me.

"Of course, be on your way now I'll be sure to send some ponies to help~" He says chuckling a bit as I pull off his cock.

"Thank you so much your highness!~" I say taking another bow before leaving. On my way home I can't help but smile at the thought of finally owning my own bagel shop, which reminds me I would have to stop by the Apple family's farm and pick up some apples for my special glazed bagels. Sitting in the back of the train once again I close my eyes and start to stroke my cock lightly. I mean Glazed Bagel is my name after all, why wouldn't they be my specialty.

"Haha oh this is fun~" Discord chuckles lightly to himself staring down at the small pocket universe held in his grasp. Ever since he became "good" he missed having a little chaotic fun. "I must say I love what that human has done with his little version of Equestria, I knew he would love becoming his own version of Celestia, or well I guess it's Cocklestia there. Hoohooo I can't wait to see more~ humans are such strange creatures, this is such fun!" He laughs fading it away "Well enough of that for today, it's almost time for tea with Fluttershy~" He says cackling happily as he slips out of his chaos void, leaving his little miniverse alone until he wished to view it again.