JBIAF: Teen Titans... DOH!
(Cut to the blue sky, with a bunch of clouds, as an off-screen choir chants:)
JAIL-BAIT, INCEST, AND FURRY...
(Cut to a shot of a small town, which then zooms in towards Acme Looniversity, where we see a female husky pup writing "I will not repeat everything I see in online furry erotica." On a chalkboard, before the bell rings, and she immediately races out.)
(Cut to a young vixen cub in a Chemistry classroom, wearing a hazmat suit, and holding a glowing green doll of a certain redhead brat, who then removes the helmet once the bell rings, and heads for the exit, just before the green toy inexplicably lands in her suit, prompting a series of distressed vocal effects.)
(Cut to a grey-furred blonde female kitten at the counter of an unnamed store, purchasing a bunch of birth control products. Cut to her exiting the store, unaware of a tall male approaching her from behind.)
(Cut to a bunch of students playing an assortment of instruments, before the camera moves to a young female rabbit laying on the floor, sticking a flute inside her vagina. Cut to a grey male adult rabbit pointing to the right, where we then see the young rabbit waddling to the door (due to her panties being dropped around her legs), still pleasing herself with the flute.)
(Cut to the vixen arriving at a mansion, just as the husky lands on her head whilst on a skateboard, then narrowly avoiding a car driving straight at her. Cut to the vixen cub racing in the garage, before finding herself flattened against the closed door.)
(Cut to the four aforementioned cubs arriving in the living room, where they are greeted by four muscular adult males in the nude, before tossing their clothes off, and hopping on their thick cocks.)
(Cut to a computer screen, where we see the following text:)
CREATED BY FOXSKUNKDEER99
DEVELOPED BY FOXSKUNKDEER99, WITH ONE OR TWO INSTANCES OF INSPIRATION FROM DRAGONBOY618.
"Wasn't that great?" Edna the vixen cub declared, as she and her 14 female friends, along with their 16 adult male guardians entered their mansion. "Yep. IT sure was a cool film..." Responded Ellen the rabbit. The comrades then noticed Kennedy the blonde, grey-furred kitten, shivering in fear. "Oh, don't worry Kenny... That 'Peter Rabbit' film is destined to crash and burn on it's premiere, no matter how big an ego those Sony money-dieters have..." Assured Dixie the donkey. "Time for some dinner!" Announced Robyn the other vixen cub. "But we ate at the cinema." Replied Vincent the adult male fox. "You think few measly candy bags enough for meal?" Demanded Miaska the husky pup.
One argument later...
"Still can't believe they sell stuffed crust at supermarkets..." Comprehended Scott the adult goat. "I know, right?" Replied Ellen with enthusiasm. After an one-minute-long awkward silence, Lacey the lioness cub spoke up. "Guest Character arrival in 3... 2... 1..." CRASH! Three individuals fell through the roof of the residence, much to everyone's indifferent emotions. "Let's see, who is it this time?" The three guests were then revealed to be an orange female with red hair, green eyes, and a purple outfit, and two grey females, one in a purple cloak, leotard, and boots, and the other with a violet dress, striped tights, and a mind-f***ing pink hairdo. "Oh, it's Starfire, Raven, and... Weird-hair sorceress gal." "Its..."
"...JINX you idiot! Have you even seen the 'Teen Titans' cartoon?" Demanded a young bearded human male in a grey jacket and blue shirt, before another young bearded human male, only with glasses, and a laptop on his... Lap. "Yes, I've seen it. It's only a joke." "Well it's not ****ing funny! Here's how humor SHOULD go..."
"Oh, sorry. What're y'all doin' here?" Responded Grace the fawn. "I was just taking my comrades here on an exploration of the Acme Acres, when we crashed into the largest, and slowest, fan I've ever seen! It was certainly a ride of the bumpiest sort in an otherwise enlightening journey!" Declared Starfire enthusiastically. "How do you know our names?" Demanded Raven in an indifferent tone. "Well, you're famous. Not only here, but in all the USA." "How?" "Your adventures are part of a TV show on Cartoon Network." "I have mixed feelings..." Replied Raven. "How's that possible if there're no cameras?" Demanded Jinx. "I do not think it matters at the moment, we're on the television right now!" Announced Starfire, before the two goth girls raced towards the set. "NONONONONONON.... Ohh..." Responded Robyn and her friends simultaneously, as the channel switched to Cartoon Network.
A couple minutes later...
"Wait, why am I into ponies?" Demanded Raven. "Why are we now loud and obnoxious?" "Why is the humor nothing but repeating the same word over and over until we forget what it even means?" Starfire sat there, with shrunken pupils, and barely-visible expression. "Well... At least the colors and animation are pretty." At that moment, as the three heroines slowly turned rose-red in the face, with steam emitting from their ears and head, the characters behind the screen stated: "You know who sucks? YOU! YOU GUYS SUCK FOR HATING US! NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH! WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!" As they then proceeded to rub their less-than-appealing rear ends against the camera, much to the annoyance of the super-powered viewers, who then promptly fired lasers, magic beams, and threw god-knows-how-many vases at the TV, until it was reduced to a pile of ashes. "............. And I thought Hulk had anger issues..." Declared Dixie.
One second later...
"Well THAT'S great!" Declared Robyn. "Now we gotta pay for tha..." The vixen was then interrupted by a live-action human hand, which drew the TV back into place. "Thanks Tohn-Oo-Fil!" Responded Robyn, before the dreaded spin-off reappeared on the screen, which was once again obliterated by the three guests. The hand then redrew the device, before it was blown up again. He drew it back again, only for it to be demolished again.
8 hours later...
Robyn and her comrades gazed indifferently as the hand and heroines frantically repeated their actions, with their eyelids sunken halfway down their pupils, their ears drooped across their shoulders, and their lips formed into an unimpressed frown. "CUT IT OOOOOUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!" Kennedy suddenly shrieked, just as the hand's pencil tip snapped. With the three teens paused in various attack poses, and the windows left in shards, Dixie stepped onto a box with the text: "ACME SOAP". "How's blowin' up the TV gonna help?" Demanded the donkey, before Starfire, Raven and Jinx responded with an extended silence. "Exactly." At that moment, the TV displayed the thick-headed green nuisance yet again. "Still alive!" He responded, prompting the three beings to aim their arms at the set once again. "Stop! You're only making this worse!" The three then stood there, with their arms charged up and ready to fire. "Besides, that's not the only show you've got."
One trip to SmoochToon.com, five seasons, and a Direct-To-DVD movie later...
Starfire, Raven and Jinx gazed at Dixie's Chromebook, even when the credits were halfway through. "Wow. I never knew I, a non-member of the Justice League could be so cared for..." Declared Raven. "Neither did I." Responded Starfire. "I never knew a non-Joker villain like me could be so developed." Replied Jinx. "So, what would you rather remember? This, or the knock-off?" Questioned the female foal. "I do not know about any of you, but I'd prefer to remember when I wasn't just the stereotype." Replied Starfire. "You what WE like to remember?" Replied Robyn, signaling to the 16 adult males, with 5-inch lumps in the front of their pants, prompted by the view of plain-white among purple and black. "Now that I think about it, I HAVE been experiencing the teenage stimulation since I met those men." Replied Starfire. "Yeah, I bet you're feelin' horny to... WHOAH!" Dixie suddenly sailed briefly towards the ceiling as her foot slipped off a bar of soap. The small rectangle raced right past the faces of the heroines, caroming off the walls at the speed of sound, and eventually flying through the roof and into the sky.
"Well, **** YOU! THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS YOU KNOW! AND IT'S NOT THE SHOW WE HATE IT'S THE NETWORKS DECISIONS OR SOME SHIT!!! YOU'RE THE WORST WRITER EVER! ALONG WITH SETH MCFARLANE, CASEY ALEXANDER, ANYONE ELSE AT NICKELODEON POST-EARLY-2000s, AND..." The bearded snob was interrupted by a bar of soap shooting out of the writer's laptop and into his mouth. The man spit the bathing utensil out, and approached the other man with fire in his eyes. "If YOU like this, good for you. Sex just isn't my thing." Came out of his mouth, which the man then clasped in flabbergast. "Why, thank you." Replied the writer, before turning back to his work. "You're free to go."
Meanwhile...
Vincent pranced over to the three teens, with Starfire smiling in anticipation. The vulpine then approached Jinx, and proceeded to remove her violet shoes, black dress, pink-and-black tights, and white bra and panties, before fitting his knotted red cock inside her temple. Starfire frowned, then smiled again at the sight of Matthew the skunk joining in. The peppermint-scented mustelid then stepped up to Raven, before removing her black boots, matching leotard, and violet cape, before settling her into a 69, where she became entranced by his musk. The orange alien female frowned again, with her eyes enlarging and filling up with tears, until Scott the goat tapped her shoulder. Starfire responded by kicking off her purple boots, stripping off her matching shirt, skirt, and plain-white panties, before bending over, presenting her fair bare bottom. Scott grasped her smooth thighs, and proceeded to stuff his pink-tipped, white-foreskinned organ inside her, prompting the teen to gasp in delight. Meanwhile, Robyn proceeded to lap at Jinx's nipples, and Lacey at her pale backside, whilst having their own tunnels invaded by Langston and Wesley, respectively. Raven, meanwhile, had her nipples and crotch spoiled by Miaska and Wendi, with their hands on the floor, and their legs in the air, being pumped with the sperm of Barry and Seth. No sooner than Starfire observed this, she too found herself being licked at. This time, by Ellen and Edna, riding the rockets of Carson and Talbot. Meanwhile, Odette found herself 4 feet off the ground, her legs in the grasp of Landon, whose sausage was fitted into her tight entrance, and whose testicles were massaged by Sage, getting a taste of Parker's pre-cum along with Jinx and Faith. Lana, in the meantime, found her fleeceless walls spread and invaded by Banner, whose scrotum was massaged by Clarice, and her tongue touching Preston's own tip with Raven and Amy. Dixie rode Dalton's staff, whose fruit basket was pleased by Grace, and lapped at Hamilton's long, anatomically-correct cucumber, joined by Starfire and Kennedy, who was being plundered by Slick. The teens and preteens all gasped and moaned in satisfaction as their underage temples were invaded by the young male guardians, who, in turn, released a series of moans, growls, purrs, whinnies, and eventually, intimidating roars as they each released their seed into their partner.
"You're not wearing your clothes." "Yes. I prefer not to be toasted in this extreme weather, even with my gratuitously skimpy outfit..." Starfire responded, indeed in the nude, on the couch with Robyn. "Sorry for all the trouble we caused. I can get quite emotional sometimes." Declared Raven. "Let's say we watch somethin' without seizure-inducing colors, obnoxious voices, or mean-spirited humor or characters!" Suggested Dixie, before plopping her nude self onto the couch and flicking a button on the remote. "COMING IN TWENTY-EIGHTEEN! THE TEEN TITANS GO MOVIE! RELIVE THE HUMOR, HEART, AND CULINARY RAPS IN THE GRAND CINEMA, EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD BE DOING THAT AT HOME ON TV, DVD, OR THE INTERNET FOR FREE!" Everyone stood in silence at this news, until Stafire, Raven, and Jinx each charged up a ball of energy, their eyes glowing fiercely, and their teeth clenched. "You finished sharpening that pencil, Tohn-Oo-Fil?"
THE END.
(Cut to TheMysticalMrEntrance exiting a room, before bumping into a redhead young man with an orange fedora, glasses, a tan jacket, and a white cone on his neck.)
MME: What's YOUR fault?
RYM: Sony.