Brothers, or more? part 2

Story by ZewZaw on SoFurry

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When Chris and Josh arrived at HearthromeCity, they had some spare time. So they decided to stock up on supplies for the next big trip, all the way to VilestoneCity. When they arrived in the Poke-Mart...

"Pretty standard Mart, nothing special," Josh said with a sigh.

"What the heck are you talking about?! Look, PEELZ HERE!" Chris pointed over to some HP-UPs.

Josh turned, and saw them, "Grabbin' Peelz" Josh announced as he reached for some HP-UPs.

"This stuff is too expensive, I'll let you pick. Those peelz, or a weeks supply of food, you pick." Chris said with a sigh of disappointment.

Josh's eye widened, "Is it really THAT much?" Josh questioned.

"4,900 pokedollars, don't believe me?" Chris said as he shoved the price tag in Josh's face.

"GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!" Josh yelled.

Chris chuckled, "Why are you pissed?"

"I'M NOT.....forget it," Josh said shaking his fist in anger.

Then they resumed looking for supplies, found some potions, poke-food, etcetera etcetera.

"Well that toke a half an hour of waiting time," Chris said looking at his Poke-tech, "Now let's get checked into a hotel."

"BLASPHEMY," Josh shouted, "you NEVER check into a hotel! and we just spent a ton of money already."

"Well tonight's a special occasion, this happens only once for 100 years. Speaking of which, why IS it celebrated once every 100 years?"

"Cut-backs," Josh answered sarcastically. Chris just chuckled a little.

"Well we better get going if we're gonna have any chance of getting any rooms without reservations,"

"Hey YOU I demand a battle!" Chris and Josh turned to where the sound was coming from, it was a sailor, obviously drunk, "HEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! ARE YOU DEAF?! I SAID I WANT A BATTLE!"

"Alright alright, hold your horses, lets get into open space and not in the middle of a street," Chris said raising his hand. Chris and Josh started walking towards a small park area. "Ok, you ready to get started?" Chris asked the drunken sailor (love saying that lol).

Chris reached his belt for a poke-ball and threw one of them, randomly. "Go...um..." then the poke-ball opened and materialized into a Ludicolo, "Ludicolo!"

"SURE AS HELL!!!" the drunken sailor threw one of his poke-balls. "GO MACHOKE!"

"Ludicolo turn on your iPood!" Chris yelled. An ipood is a music player in the ear, but is remote controlled and has two pairs of earphones. Not a second later the careless poke-mon turned the iPood on.

"Do you really need to destroy this guy?" Josh asked in a disappointed tone.

"Yeah, this guy needs to wake up and smell the alcohol," Then Chris put in his set of earpohones and hit the play button. The oh-so familiar tune started playing," Ludicolo heard the intro music and started dancing. Then the Pinapple...Duck...thing heard a loud "POP" (no not like that you perverts :P) and turned behind to see Chris had snapped his fingers, with the 'special glove' on. This sent Ludicolo over the edge, anyone who knows anything about Ludicolos is that when they listen to music, they become filled with energy and can launch overpowering attacks.

"MACHOKE USE KARATE CHOP, THEN USE LOW KICK!" The bulky pokemon started running towards Ludicolo, with his he threw the karate chop, but Ludicolo dodged it easily and continued dancing, then rain clouds started to form in the sky.

"Where's your umbrella Chris?" Josh asked looking through Chris' bag.

"It's in left pocket, its sticking out dumbyhead," Chris said while taking his earphones out.

"Don't call me a dumbyhead," Josh said sniffling as if he was about to cry. Then a few drops of water started to fall out of the sky, then the rain got harder and harder and harder until it was pouring rain.

"YOU THINKS THATS urrrrrp.....FUNNY DO-YA?! WELL I'LL SHOW YOU, MACHOKE USE CROSS CHOP!" the sailor said while burping.

The over-tuned pokemon rushed towards the seemingly occupied Ludicolo, but as soon as the Machoke got close Ludicolo unleashed a deadly hydro pump...powered up by the rain. The Machoke was hit with such force that it was pushed through several trees, knocking it out...easily. Chris then hit the pause button on the iPood remote and Ludicolo snapped out of what seemed like a hypnotized state. Ludicolo gave Chris a disappointed look.

"I know I just cut-off your favorite song, but the battle is over, I can't have you bring rain on this night ok?" His Ludicolo gave what looked like a sigh and Chris returned him to his poke-ball.

"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY POKEMON THAT WAY! I WILL NOT ACCEPT A LOSE! NOR WILL I PAY YOU, YOU'LL PAY ME SHRIMP!" the drunken sailor (lol) started running at Chris with an empty look in his eyes, only hatred.

Chris facepalmed himself, "Oh boy...not again," Chris said as he started running, but Josh caught him by his shirt.

"You said something about waking this guy up...and you only made an ANGRY drunken sailor, he'll kill someone if we don't do anything about it." Josh said in a dead serious tone, looking Chris dead in the eyes.

"Alright alright, but your gonna carry me if I get hurt," Chris said with a smirk. Chris pulled out a wooden sword and held it.

"THAT A CANE SHRIMP?!" the drunken sailor yelled. He threw a punch, only to be dodged. Chris hit him in the back of the neck with the wooden sword, knocking him out. Josh then proceeded to looking through the sailor's pockets to find his wallet, stealing 1,000 pokedollars. Chris gave him a disdainful look.

"Just to buy off the hotel, we just spent all our money on supplies, he owes us anyways," Josh said rubbing the money his hands.

"Well, alright" Chris said sighing, "I really wish you didn't do these kinds of things."

"Whose fault is it for raising me like that hmmm?" Josh said accusingly.

"...me" Chris said weakly.

"Who...?" Josh said with a smirk n his face.

"It's MY fault your like this okay?!" Chris said in an annoyed tone.

"Why are yo-" Josh said before he was cut off.

"DON'T EVEN START WITH ME!" Chris yelled­­­.

Josh just laughed as they walked towards the nearest hotel. They found the 4-star hotel and decided to see if it had any rooms.

"Excuse me do you have any rooms open?" Chris asked the Manager of the hotel.

"Actually we do! Top floor room 326. That'll be..." the Manager said before 1,000 pokedollars was placed in his hands.

"Keep the change" Chris said with a smile, taking the keys from the hotel counter.

"Th-Thank you sir! and h-have a good night," the manager said with big eyes staring at the money.

"You're gonna regret that when we run out of food," Josh pointed out as they walk towards the elevator.

"I bet there are some berries we can eat if things go bad," Chris said snobbishly. Josh suddenly pressed the elevator to go down and ran for the stairs instead of the elevator. "Hey Chris! Look it's your favorite, stairs." Josh said laughing.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Chris said running after Josh up the stairs. They easily reached the top floor within a few seconds, especially when Josh was asking him why Chris was pissed the whole way up. Josh ran into their room.

Josh gasped, "Woooooooow........."

"I HAVE YOU NOW YOU MORON!!" Chris yelled, lunging at Josh, pummeling him into the room. Then he saw the room and stopped in awe at the room, to his surprise, it was a suite, a sweet suite. It had two beds, luxurious bathroom, a balcony, and to top it all off a gigantic Flat-screen T.V. in front of the beds. "Holy...Cow..." Chris said in complete awe.

Josh realized that this was the perfect moment, he had to ask Chris now or never. He closed the door and locked it.

"Um.....Chris?" Josh asked looking away, blushing.

Chris seeing this answered, "...Yes...?" in a very confused tone.

"Could I ask you something?" Josh's cheeks were as red as tomatoes at this point.

"...yes..." Chris said giving him very perplexing stare.

Josh's eyes were ready to burst with tears when he asked...

"Do you...um..." Josh couldn't hold the tears back any longer. He buried his face into Chris' chest.

Chris pulled him up, looked at him dead in the eye with his beautiful brown eyes and asked "Do I what?"

Josh started sniffling and didn't stop for about a minute. He finally built up the courage and asked "Do you like.......... waffles?"

"No, I love them, with all of my heart" Chris said lovingly.

Then they both laughed uncontrollably...at something, but they didn't know what.

Ending Notes that you should still read: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I would love to see the look on your faces now, l really would "with all of my heart" xD! I WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE "NO SECKS" THING!!!

Okay that is more like it. At this point I can't go any further into the story until someone points out a reference and picks "it".

So you could consider this "on-hold" if nobody points one by the time this gets off the front page.