JBIAF: There's No Place Like Acme Acres
JBIAF: THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ACME ACRES
"Your turn, Edna." Robyn the 9-year-old redhead vixen stated in a monotone voice, as she rose from the marble floor of her current location in a mansion, allowing another vixen, only a year younger, and with a more stylized design, to plop herself by an AC vent, allowing the cool gusts to escape the grim tunnels and blow up her blue skirt, revealing her plain-white panties, and slide her fingers into her underage vagina. After nearly 8 minutes, Edna broke the silence. "You're next, Miaska." "O vremeni..." Responded a 10-year-old female husky pup, as the vixen walked off with sticky fingers, before seating herself by the vent, letting her skirt rise from the air, and provoking her still-in-development reproductive urges. "Vhen did they say they'd be here?" "4 PM." "4:30..."
8 minutes later...
"Tvoy khod, Ellen." Miaska announced as she approached the nearby kitchen sink to clean her fingers, and an 8-year-old brunette bunny approached the vent to continue her friend's routine. 3 seconds in, however, she began fidgeting, wiping a few trickles of sweat from her head and ears. "Damn this temperature..." Ellen declared 57 seconds later, before approaching the fireplace and turning the knob, blowing the flames out. No sooner than the last of the fumes disappeared, a resound materialized out of nowhere. The rabbit and her friends, for once in the 5 hours they've been moping around, immediately rose their eyelids in surprise. Ellen poked the ashes with one of those rods you use for fireplaces, before the thunder resumed. Ellen then began swishing the rod around in the ashes nonstop, seemingly provoking the origin of the sound, before eventually ceasing, only for the roar to continue and increase in volume, and eventually come to a halt as something landed in the pile of cinders. The 15 young friends gathered around the fireplace to discover a blonde, young, human female wearing a blue dress with a white apron. The visitor noticed Ellen and responded. "Another one?!" "What?" "Oh, never mind. Where am I now?" A young female donkey gazed outside at a sign with the large text: "ACME ACRES: POPULATION: OVER NINE-MILLION". "You're in this nice little town called 'Population: Over Nine-Million'!" The equine declared in a derpy tone. "No Dixie! This is Acme Acres!" Replied Robyn. "Acme Acres? Must be a mere street." "Anyway, who are you, and what the freak are you doing here?" "Oh, sorry. My name's Alice an I..." CRASH! Robyn, her friends, and Alice raced to the front window to discover a friggin' house on the street. A few seconds later, a young brunette human girl with braids, a checkered blue dress, a basket, a black dog, and the appearance of a teenager stepped out. "I have a feeling we're STILL not in Kansas..." The girl declared before noticing the anthropomorphic gang. "Definitely not... Pardon me, but where am I?" "You're in Acme Acres, and you've apparently interrupted someone." Ellen replied, before signaling to a pair of feet with black shoes and white socks from underneath the house. "Was that another witch?" "You could say that..." Replied Edna, before a whole crowd of colored animals approached the area to gaze at the incident.
One Congratulating Song Later...
"Well, that was satisfying... What's your name?" "Dorothy Gale, and..." CRASH TWO! Yet another young human female crashed through the roof into the house, this time, with brunette hair and a blue nightgown. "What's ne...?!" CRASH THREE! Yet another brunette human girl crashed into the mansion, this time, wearing a purple nightgown. "Alright, who's joke is th...?!" SLAM! The door swung open as one adult female tiger-skunk hybrid, along with 5 young girls, one a skunk, two vixen cubs, and two humans, one brunette, and one raven-haired, entered. "And HERE, you'll find my friends' butler's associates!" Declared the hybrid. "How'd you even...?" Robyn's question was interrupted by 18 flashes of light, immediately revealed to be 18 human females in school uniforms ranging in age from 11 to 17. "WHAT THE...?!??!?!??!!!?!?!"
*ONE MOMENT PLEASE*
"Well..." Declared Robyn, gasping for breath, and her face all red. "Now that I'm assured that I HAVEN'T spent last night in the whiskey cabinet, who are..." "Wait, wait!" Interrupted Dixie. "I think I got this..." The young donkey gazed at the 26 "guests", pondering their origins. "I got it! YOU..." She pointed at the braided brunette. "...Are the brit who meets a buncha rabbits and other mindf***ing characters, YOU..." She turned to the blonde in blue. "...Saved a city of midgets from a witch, and learned 'bout homesickness, YOU..." (The brunettes in nightgowns) "...Are associated with Narnia, YOU..." (The younger brunette, in purple, by the way) "...Came from a slew of late-nineties/early-2000s Dizzy cash-grabs, YOU..." (The raven-haired girl) "...Have vanquished the ever-irritable foreign little girl, and all of YOU..." (The 18 students) "...Are students from Middle-Earth!" Dixie announced victoriously, as a face-slap occurred in the background.
*ANOTHER MINUTE PLEASE*
Alright, TAKE 794!
"Rabbits, tea parties and queens?" Questioned Robyn. "Munchkins, witches and rubies?" Declared Miaska, before a round man dressed in orange with a mustache popped up out of nowhere, declaring: "Mmmmm..."
Take 795...
*The actions described above, excluding the meme-exclusive reference* "Pirates, mermaids and racial insensitivity?" Gasped Ellen. "Stuffed crust, garlic breadsticks, and Coke, all 20% off?" Confirmed Dixie, gazing at a coupon on the table.
Take... How many have we...? Oh, who cares? This joke's getting old...
"And you two...?" Questioned Kennedy to the raven-hair and brunette in purple. "We... Well, we... How DID we get here?" "Tohn-Oo-Fill-us-in, please?" Demanded Edna above, seemingly to the roof.
(Cut to a live-action young man with glasses and a beard pouring himself a glass of milk, pausing for a few seconds, then shrugging and resuming his action.)
"Oh, well." Responded Edna. "How'd you guys..." "We're back!" An energetic female voice made it's way into the mansion, prompting Robyn to collapse in disbelief.
"Robbie? Robbie, you OK?" A familiar male voice questioned, as the vixen awoke to the sight of 16 muscular males of diverse species, one female coyote, and five skunkettes, one purple-and-white with an enlarged belly. "Oh, Vincent, it's you... These are..." "Alice." "Dorothy." "Wendy Moira Angela Darling." "Jane." "Melody." "Sofia." "Hermione Granger." "Ginny Weasley." "Luna Lovegood." "Alicia Spinnet." "Angelina Johnson." "Katie Bell." "Padma Patil." "Parvati Patil." "Hannah Abbott." "Susan Bones." "Cho Chang." "Myrtle." "Penelope Clearwater." "Pansy Parkinson." "Lavender Brown." "Romilda Vane." "Fleur Delacour." "Gabrielle Delacour." "OK, who're the last ones, exactly?" Requested a male goat. Hermione groaned, and stepped forward before waving a stick. "Linkus informus." She recited, before the stick materialized a set of random letters and numbers below the screen.
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
"And we're just here on a little tour of Acme Acres." Responded the hybrid, signaling to the vixen cubs and skunk kit surrounding her. "How'd the rest of you get here anyway?" "Rabbit hole." "Twister." "Flying." "Apparitions gone wrong." No sooner than they responded, Robyn looked at a can of Fanta she was holding, before tossing it over her shoulder. "So, what do we do now?" "Get them back home of course." "Good luck vith THAT..." "Well, THEY know a thing or two about magic, right?" "Correct. A demonstration, if you don't mind..." Announced Hermione, before stepping before Alice. "Multiplus-Accelerate...Us" The teen declared, before waving her wand, and striking the brit with a streak of red light. A few seconds later, seven new human girls around Alice's age, and with a similar hairstyle and garments, popped up out of nowhere. "Oh! Pardon me, but I don't believe we've been introduced. I'm Alison." Declared the redhead in the pink dress. "I'm her sister, Diana." Responded the raven-haired in the green dress. "I'm Alice's cousin Mary." Announced the brunette in the purple dress and white shirt. "Carol." Stated the brunette in the red dress. "Bonnie." Proclaimed the orange-haired in the yellow dress. "Olivia." Disclosed the redhead in the lighter-green dress. "Sarah." Voiced the other brunette in the red dress. Throughout all this insanity, Slick L. E. D. Void, the weasel of the group, felt his heart racing faster than a cheetah at the sight of all these girls. He immediately began to picture each and every one of them in maid uniforms, serving him lemonade, in the midst of a typical summer afternoon, stroking his skinny nude torso. "Vell, THAT vas convincing..." "So, what're you waitin' for? Get us outta here!" "Oh, I'm sorry, but I haven't really learned the specifics about time-travel yet. However, I DO know of an alternative..." "Lemme guess..." Interrupted Edna. "Some shit about heat, with some assistance from these guys." "...... Essentially, yes." "Well, how's that gonna work? There's 16 of us and... 5, 16, 23... 31 of you!" "Allow me. Dupliticus Ultimus." Responded Hermione, before aiming her wand at the 16 males, then firing a bolt, likely shocking them literally, before a figure identical in appearance each materialized right beside them. After some physical examination, Vincent and the others looked at their visitors with pride. "Well, we're not gettin' anywhere just standin' here. Let's get wet!" The vulpine proposed as he undressed.
*CUE THE GRATUITOUS STRIPPING MONTAGE*
Alice and her "relatives" each untied their plain-white apron, slid off their black Mary-Jane shoes, lay down to pull off their plain-white stockings, then slid down their dress and petticoat, before removing their plain-white camisole and bloomers, to the satisfaction of Slick. Dorothy kicked off her shoes, pulled off her light-blue socks, unbuttoned and slid off her matching dress, pulled off her plain-white shirt, and removed her matching petticoat, undershirt, and frilly panties. Wendy and Jane removed their footwear (blue slippers for Wendy and grey socks for Jane), nightgowns, and frilly panties. Melody kicked off her pink shoes, pulled off her matching dress, slid down her plain-white petticoat, and stripped off her matching camisole and bloomers. Sofia then kicked off her purple slippers before removing her matching dress, cream-colored petticoat, and matching camisole and bloomers. "Care to learn what my employees did for a livin'?" Offered Zig-Zag. "YES!" Replied the vixen cubs and skunk kit. "Then you better get all yer clothes off." Debbie then kicked off her purple sneakers, pulled off her yellow socks, slid down her blue dress with flowers decorated, removed her purple shirt, matching short, and frilly yellow panties, before tossing them across the room. Tabitha then tossed off her pink shirt, skirt, and frilly panties into the same corner as Debbie's garments. Millie then unbuttoned and slid down her overalls, before removing her plain-white panties. Meanwhile, each of the Hogwarts students waved their wands above them, recited some gibberish, and found themselves floating above the floor, with their black cloaks, grey jacket, matching skirt, plain-white shirt, black Mary-Jane shoes, tie, grey socks, and frilly bra and panties of differing color disappearing into thin air. While the girls were stripping, each of the males slid off their dress shoes, removed their tie, slid off their black jacket, unbuttoned and pulled off their plain-white shirt, unbelted and slid down their trousers, before removing their boxers, revealing their long, plentiful wangs.
No sooner than everyone was completely devoid of clothes, they all headed outside to the pool. Throughout all this, Hermione felt a tap on the shoulder, before discovering it coming from Slick, who then made the puppy-eyes face and signaled to his skinny, short pencil. "*Sigh* Fine..." Hermione responded, before pulling out her wand. "Bulbus Glandis." No sooner than those words left her mouth, Slick felt a strong stream of fire strike his groin, before noticing his pathetic nail grow at least 3 inches, and thicken until it was about the size of an average hot dog, while Hermione did the same to Slick #2.
Once Alice set foot into the water, she felt a bony hand grasping her petite breasts, then discovered Slick right behind her, panting like a dog in a sauna. "OK. I'll go with you." The British preteen responded, before being lifted by the polecat, seated onto his lap, and having her temple invaded by his shaft, her mouth by his tongue, and her hair by his nose. Meanwhile, Slick #2 was sniffing the vanilla-scented hair of a less-than-amused Wendy Darling. "Come on, Wendy! Fly with me to Neverland!" Declared the weasel in a higher-than-usual-pitched voice, to the annoyance of the British teen. She then observed the 30 significantly-better-fit males preoccupied (which we'll get to in a bit), before turning back to the single mustelid. "*Sigh* Alright." Wendy responded before Slick pinned her on the steps, and stuck his now-big cock into her, panting in delight with his original self.
As Seth the otter embraced Jane Darling, whilst sliding his meat further into her temple, Melody and Seth #2 held hands, observing first, the crystal-clear water, then each other's faces. Seth #2 admired her silk black hair and eyes shining like rubies.
"MMMmmm..." Interrupted the orange guy from earlier.
Screw off!
Anyway, Melody gazed back at the otter's equally sparkling blue eyes, along with his hard abs, muscles, and cock. They then grew a gleaming smile on their faces, before clasping each other, canoodling, and sinking beneath the pool with hearts surrounding them. While Seth #2 began to mate with his newfound... Mate, Wesley #1 and 2 proceeded to carefully stick their huge red tips into the tight tunnels of Dorothy and Sofia, respectively, prompting a soft, youthful gasp from each of the two young lassies. Meanwhile, Alison, Diana, Mary, Carol, Bonnie, Olivia, and Sarah found themselves riding the significantly-large tools of Barry, Carson, Langston, their clones, and Dalton #1, respectively. In the meantime, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, and the other young witches-in-training were each pounded by the wands of Dalton #2, Prescott, Banner, Landon, Parker, Matthew, Hamilton, Scott, and Vincent #2.
"Alright, kids. First, lemme get outta the way that boys have somethin' none of you have... A body part called the 'penis'." Zig-Zag lectured, before she and her 8-year-old tutors were approached by Vincent #1, with his red canine phallic organ emerging from his pouch, with Tabitha, Debbie, and Millie gazing at in amazement. "Whoa..." "Now, the male sticks his penis into a female's vagina, where he pumps and pumps and pumps for quite while or so, until he shoots something called 'semen' inside the female's body, which is all how babies are made." "Cool!" Declared Tabitha. "I knew it wasn't the storks..." Stated Millie. "Can we play with him?" Pleaded Debbie. "Hm.... I dunno. Tohn-Oo-Fil, what do you think?"
(Cut to the same live-action man, still pouring milk, shrugging once again.)
"Oh, well. He can take care of everything. Sure kiddo!" "YAY!" Debbie responded, before climbing up onto the vulpine's lap, allowing him to grasp her by the hips, turn her around so that her buttocks were facing him, spread her small entrance, and stuck his shaft inside. While Debbie gasped at every thrust from the adult male, Tabitha and Millie found their own slits rubbed against by that of the hybrid. Vincent pushed harder and harder into the little vixen's pink cave, grunting amidst her moaning, until he finally sent his pudding floating into her body, then pulled out. "How was it?" "It pinched a bit at first, but it started to feel good, like a ride at the water park!" "My turn!" Announced Tabitha, before hopping atop the male's tip. He spent the next two minutes pumping, then impregnating the little skunk and second vixen, before the three cubs then rubbed his red staff with their feet, and got a taste of his white vanilla shake, before he went off to assist the humans.
Vincent, Slick, Seth, and the other male guardians, along with their clones, each continued their session with their respective partners, pumping and thrusting and panting, whilst stroking the smooth naked skin of these females, their flat breasts, tight posteriors, flowing hair, and dainty legs and feet, as the area was infested with low, intimidating growls and grunts of pleasure, and equally-joyous high-pitched gasps and moans. In-between these vocal effects, Hermione and her fellow students each grabbed their wands, and aimed at the "muggle" girls. "Ejaculatus!" They all cried in unison, before they each fired a streak of light into the sky, deflecting the beams right back to all 31 humans, just as everyone's dams of reproductive substances burst.
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