JBIAF: *Insert Chipmunk-Related Pun Here*
"Attention class!" Announced the familiar grey rabbit. "Today, I will introduce, big shock, MORE new students! This time, we have Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor Miller. Now, if you three will please come up to the front of the classroom and say something about yourselves." Bugs declared, as three... *Ahem* Chi.... Hehe... Chip.... Hehehehe... As three human girls with nose and incisor disorders stepped up before the class. "Hi. I'm... Jeanette. I've, uh, been listed among the most intellectually-gifted 6-8 year-old students back in my former educational institution." "I'm Eleanor, and I was once used in a school play about nutrition. I was the cauliflower." "Step back, sisters! They wanna hear some REAL accomplishments! I'm Brittany, and I've earned several titles back in my old school! Including, but not limited to: Best soccer player, best baseball player, most likely to become a movie star, best actress (for Elementary Schoolers, anyway), best fashion designer, best singer (again, for Elementary Schoolers), and Most Strangely Attractive Child Character In A Cartoon!" The eldest of the self-proclaimed rodents boasted in front of the students, who just sat there with "WTF?" Looks on their faces. "It's like they're tryin' to speak to us, I know it." Responded Dean Bunny.
Later that day...
"What do ya mean I can't join the cheerleaders?!" Demanded Brittany out on the football field before a blond female rabbit coach. "Look, you're passionate and all, but that ain't enough if you don't have the speed or strength." "I SO have speed and strength! Watch!" The human-mouse hybrid replied, before turning on a nearby stereo. "To those who think that they can better sing and dance and jump..." Brittany started, before prancing up to a nearby pink rabbit, and proceeding to attempt to lift her foot up. "Just watch us..." She was now holding the entire leg up. "... And admire us..." Brittany then frantically grasped the rabbit's behind and lifted her up. Above her hips. "... Then you... Can kiss... My... RUMP!" Declared the girl with squirrel makeup, before she then attempted to bend over and present her hindquarters, and ended up onto the grass, with her head beneath the young lagomorph's buns. "Brit, you gotta stop wasting those muscles of yours on your mouth. I'll let you in once you've accomplished at least one physical exercise." "I'll practice with my sisters, then!" "OK. Then you gotta start tonight." Brittany responded with enlarged eyes, and minuscule pupils, nostrils, and lips. "To-to-to... Tonight?" "In fact, let's see all three of you well-fit by next morning." Declared Lola. "No problem, coach!" Brittany replied with a false upbeat tone. "I'm so screwed..." "Will you quit it with that attitude, Brittany?" Demanded Jeanette. "It shouldn't be that big a deal. You've faced frikkin' SHARKS last summer!" "Not THAT. I've signed up for an 'Youth Entertainment Club' this morning, which starts at 5 PM! Which KINDA conflicts with the whole practice thing!" Brittany complained, unaware that their conversation was observed by 13 female cubs. Robyn, the redhead vixen of the group, pulled out a "Youth Entertainment Club: Hosted by Robyn McClaire" sheet out of her sock, and observed the name "Brittany Miller" noted on the otherwise-blank paper. "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" "Yes. And I have mixed feelings about that." "If I had a nickel for every time you said THAT, Kennedy." "No, really. Haven't you noticed that whenever we have new students, we end up inviting them over, so that we can all get screwed by our guardians?" "Hmmm... You've got a point." "Maybe this is all just some kind of gimmick we perform for a bunch of guys in an alternate reality, who have a fascination with young cartoon girls in sexual situations, and gather on certain websites to feed that fascination without necessarily being jailed, depending on their privacy standards. I think we should, for once, quit this routine."
Minutes later...
"Vincent?" "Yes, Robbie?" "We've got some perverts to satisfy."
Some more minutes later...
"11105, Chuck Dr., Skunky Community..." Declared Brittany as she and her sisters arrived at the magnificent residence. "You still think this is a good idea? We still have to practice tonight." "Don't worry, we'll do whatever they're doing for half-an-hour or so, then we'll tell them we need to go, then we'll start practicing! No stress!" Responded the self-proclaimed chipmunk, before opening the door to a group of muscular furry males in speedos. "Welcome to the Youth Entertainment Club! Property of Tohn-Oo-Fil. Where preteens like YOU work with adults in exercise, early puberty, AND adaptational development! I'm Ms. Cheeks, and I'm 'ere to tutor y'all!" Announced a female squirrel wearing only a purple bra and green panties with a purple skirt, before immediately having her tail stepped upon by a male fox. "OK. I'm here 'cause I'm also an egotistical rodent." The rodent replied in an annoyed tone. "Whadda you mean egotistical?" Demanded the half-human-half-rodent. The fox responded by flicking a nearby light-switch and activating a film projector displaying a series of clips of Brittany herself bragging on and on about her looks, fashion, and fitness. "Time for YOU to prove all that." Declared an off-screen figure immediately revealed to be Robyn in the dark, accompanied by her 12 friends. All 16 of the men promptly dropped their attire to reveal a bold thick staff emitting from their pouches. "But we have to practice for cheer-leading tomorrow!" "Better get started, then." Replied the vixen.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL...
Brittany kicked off her pink shoes and yellow legwarmers before yanking off her matching scarf, removing her pink dress, pulling off her blue tights, and sliding off her frilly pink undershirt and panties. Jeanette pulled off her blue sneakers, plain-white socks, blue sweatshirt, slid down her purple skirt, and stripped off her plain-white undershirt and panties. Eleanor, meanwhile, removed her black shoes, white socks, green dress and tie, white shirt, and matching frilly panties, while Sandy removed her bra and panties.
The four rodents stood there fully nude, gazing at the pink shafts. "Is this really necessary?" "Come on, you've all been showing off even before you came here." Edna responded before presenting a series of slides displaying each of the four guests in either their underwear or a revealing swimsuit, as well as a bunch of panty-shots. After having her bluff called, the chipmunks and squirrel each climbed aboard the lap of their male of choice (Brittany chose Scott, Jeanette chose Wesley, Eleanor chose Seth, and Sandy went with Vincent), and seated themselves upon their magnificent cocks. They then released an instant gasp of surprise as the tools slithered into their tunnels, whilst they were grasped by the arms of the handsome mammals. "Let's see how long you can take 'em before you let loose..." Dared Ellen as she activated a stop-watch.
3 Minutes Later...
The rodents gasped and moaned, their bodies slick from their excessive sweat, as their respective partners pumped further and faster into their temples, and huffed in low-pitched, intimidating tones, no doubt warming them up even more. Then, with one single thrust, and a roar/growl of delight, they shot their milk into the tight hallways, before releasing the rodents from their grasp. "Not bad for first-timer." Congratulated Miaska. "Thanks!" Responded a young nude female donkey immersed in sweat and leftover semen. "Not YOU, Dixie!" "Sorry." "But this ain't over yet..." "I know. No club I've been to has closed after 3-4 minutes..." Responded Brittany sarcastically.
Before they knew it, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, and Sandy (as well as Dixie) found themselves knotting with the canines whilst doing a handstand. "Aaaand... Done!" Announced Vincent before pulling out and pressing his stop-watch.
They then found themselves stretching their legs, with Langston the lion, Talbot the tiger, Carson the cheetah, and Parker the panther each pinning them against a mat-covered wall and filling them up with their yogurt.
Then they found themselves within an indoor lap pool, racing towards four pink members belonging to Landon the leopard, Banner the bear, Preston the polar bear, and Matthew the skunk.
Then they found themselves applying lotion to, then stroking with their feet, the cocks of Dalton the buck, Hamilton the horse, Slick L.E.D. Void the weasel, and Barry the bull, respectively.
The Chipettes and squirrel then found themselves alternating between partners, yet repeating the four exercises and continuing to take a whole lotta white substances, all while "I Believe I Can Fly" played in the background.
*We apologize for ruining your childhood*
Eventually, as the sky turned a lovely orange, the Chipettes each released a piercing shriek of delight as they were filled with the last of their partner's sperm, which suddenly turned lower in pitch. "Whoa, what happened to you guys?" "Huh?" Replied Brittany in a significantly-less-annoying voice. "Oh, that was just a period in our vocal puberty. You see, we primitive chipmunks start off sounding ear-stabbingly irritating, but over time, usually at our most invigorating hour, we lose that extra pitch, and sound like normal preteen girls." Declared Jeanette. "We honestly can't thank you enough for all that." Complemented Eleanor. "Well gals, you ready to join the Acme Looniversity cheerleaders tomorrow?" Asked Robyn in an enthusiastic tone. "YES!!!" Responded the Chipettes, as they all lept into the sky, along with their 29 coaches, and paused for the sake of artificial self-esteem.
The next day...
"Whadda you MEAN you can't come today?!" Demanded Lola on the phone. "I was actually looking forward to giving you another chance! *Sigh* Well, what's the deal, when can you show up, and why do you sound different?"
"It's all a long story..." Replied Brittany, as she lay on the couch with her three fellow rodents, all with enlarged bellies. "Told you so." Stated Kennedy out of nowhere.
THE END.