The Best and Greatest Sequel: Pron Harder Damnit!
I blame Mog Moogle and Darkend for this.
Based on Darkend's list of things NOT to do when submitting to his anthologies and Mog's parody of said list. The original TBAGS can be read here: https://www.sofurry.com/view/1118890
Writing this bad never felt so good. XD
The Best and Greatest Sequel: Pron Harder Damnit!
By Some Guy Who is Definitely Not the Main Character
Once upon a time, there was a super-awesome sparkledog sergal with neon purple and green eyes named Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle. He--
"Wait wait wait. That's not right. I'm a girl!"
Shut up. You're guy. There are no girls in this story. No one will read gay porn with a girl in it. They ALL have to be guys!
"Dude, I'm pretty sure I'm a chick."
He was not a chick. He was totally an alpha dude with a twenty-inch cock that could DESTROY any yiffhole in its way.
"But I don't even have a--"
PENIS!!!
"Gah!! How do I even walk with this thing?!"
Not my problem.
Ahem.
One day, Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle started at a new school. He was the most alpha of all the sparkledog sergals, until he met his first professor, Professor Mog, who was a moogle.
He had never seen anyone more alpha in his life and he was instantly and madly in love with Professor Mog, who was alpha and moogle and hot. So very, very alpha, as was his bulge. After spending all day watching Professor Mog, Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle couldn't take it anymore and had to have this most alpha moogle.
Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle confronted Professor Mog one day before class.
"I see you have a bulge," he said, thrusting out his own considerable package.
Professor Mog's eyes roved down Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle's body and settled on his own ample bulge. His eyes bulged at the sight of it.
"What's this?" he said, alphaly.
"You're the most alpha moogle I've ever met," Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle said. "We should have gay sex, to see who is more alpha. And because I secretly have a crush on you."
"I also have a crush on you, my student," Professor Mog said, his green eyes twinkling.
"Aren't you afraid of cheating on your foxy boyfriend, Twinky Yifflut the fox or Moonstar Packhowler the wolf?" Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle siad as he pulled out his cock that was bigger than any porn star EVER and aimed it at Professor Mog.
"They will forgive me. They always forgive me when I cheat after we have a little fight, because cheating is their fetish and the best fetish. We make up and then have even more sex with my awesome twelve inches," he said. "But enough talk! Show me how alpha you are, Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle!"
Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle looked around. "Wait, don't we need lube or a condom or--"
ALPHAS DON'T USE LUBE OMG!! SHUT UP AND FUCK!!!
"Prepare your cuckhole for my ass-blaster, Professor Mog!!" Amethyst howled, spitting wetly into his paw and smearing it up and down the twenty inches of his studly lap rocket.
"Murr," Professor Mog said, stroking his own jizz stick.
But even with twenty inches on studly man loaf, Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle was no match for Professor Mog's alpha alphaness or his throbbing python of lust.
"Oh God, Professor Mog, shove your twelve inches into my pink taco. I mean my boy pussy, because I'm totally a guy. Fill me with your moogle mayo!" he said, because he's totally a guy with a twenty inch meat henge.
And Professor Mog filled Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle's buttcunt with all twelve inches of his passion pump, and it was amazing, the most amazing sex in the histry of sex. "I'm an atheist!" he moaned as he came six times in Amethyst Twlight Tw'inkle's tight sparkledog skin ditch.
"I'm going to write a story about this," Professor Mog said as he readied his pork steeple for another go at Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle's mudslide. "I can do it while I'm waiting for my extrememly dangerous and important science experiments are running."
"Isn't that dangerous?" Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle said, stroking his own cocktapuss.
"I'm alpha," Professor Mog said. "Wait, are those tentacles?"
They were totally tentacles, because no porn is complete without tentacles, because they are the best damned fetish EVER and anyone who tells you otherwise is a lying squid-hater.
Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle's twenty inch pork sword became twenty phallic tentacles, which grabbed Professor Mog and started probing his murrhole.
"Feel the alpha in my noodly appendages!!" Amethyst Twlight Tw'inkle crowed, plunging one squirmy cream cannon into Professor Mog's moogle rosebud.
Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle made Professor Mog cum so hard that his stud butter splattered across the ceiling.
"I didn't know you were so good with tentacles, Amethyst Twlight Twinkle," Professor Mog said.
"It's the first time I've ever had tentacle sex, but I knew I'd be awesome at it because I'm as alpha as you, Professor Mog, even though I'm only 20!!" Amethyst Twlight Tw'inkle said.
And Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle agreed to be in Professor Mog's harem, and they had much more gay sex with their spooge sticks and lived happily ever after.
PENIS!!!