Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 7
(Cut to Tranquility and Lola in the Acme Looniversity cafeteria.)
Tranquility: There she is. (Pointing to Serenity Coyote.)
Lola: You must've been adopted. You've got quite a different sense of fashion.
Tranquility: First of all, I DID have clothes, but they were gone in that run-in that I told you about offscreen. Second, even if I didn't wear clothes at all, it'd just be for a cool breeze. Third, my second mom used to walk around naked, and fourth... She's my mom, trust me. (Rubs some substance on her breasts and crotch, making her nipples and vagina disappear, before walking up to Serenity.) Hey, Serenity, was it?
Serenity: Yes?
Tranquility: You know that purple-and-white skunk there? Well, she said she wanted you to ask her out to the dance.
Serenity: Isn't that illegal? Also, why doesn't she just ask me herself?
Tranquility: I mean... She wanted to meet you at the dance, with or without a partner. Also, she was... Too nervous. Whatcha writin' there?
Serenity: Huh? Oh, it's just some stories about a young girl coyote who befriends, and later falls in love with, another girl coyote. In a fantasy setting. (Whispering.) Don't tell, but I was inspired by my own feelings for my classmates back in England. I'm bisexual, I'll admit, but I'm using this as a comedic scenario for the curious staff and students as an excuse.
Tranquility: Well, just wait a few years, and maybe you can publish one of those on a Furry website!
Serenity: Well, ignoring the bisexual thing, what if they say I'm no good? Also, what if Fifi doesn't want to go with me? I can't take that kind of rejection.
Tranquility: (As the rest of the scene pauses.) Reminding you of anything, yet? (Scene resumes.)
Serenity: What if she'd rather go with Montana?
(Cut to Fifi and Montana Max.)
Montana: Hey, Feef! You know you wanna go to the dance with me, you just don't realize it ye...
Fifi: Cut eet out!
Elmyra: She said she'd go as my boa at the dance!
Fifi: I zought you asked me eef I wanted a boa at ze dance!
Tranquility: (To Serenity.) Well, that clearly proves you wrong, so go ahead!
(Cut to Tranquility walking up to Montana.)
Tranquility: Hey, cut it... (Montana stands up.) Out. (Has an "Oh, crap" look on her face for a few seconds.) Hey, I'm sure they'll name a Disney Channel star after you in the future!
Montana: Who do you think you are, narc? (Notices Bugs giving him an "I'm watching you, whether you like it or not" look.) It was just to establish character, I swear! (To Tranquility.) Just make like... Whatever animation style that's not that new "Toy-Something" movie, and get outta here!
LATER THAT NIGHT...
(Cut to Tranquility wheeling a television set into Serenity's room, wearing a radiation suit, with a tag displaying: "Chris' Convenient Costume Shack", before fitting a pair of earbuds into the canine's fluffy ears, and activating the screen, sending an increased-in-volume series of godawful jokes.)
(Serenity immediately awakens.)
Serenity: Who're you?
Tranquility: I am Kylo Ren from the planet Avatar. What is your name, Earth creature?
Serenity: Serenity Coyote.
Tranquility: Listen, you must ask one Fifi La Fume to go out to the dance with you, or else I will melt your brain with THIS! (Turns on the TV screen, which displays a bunch of animated yellow circles with arms and legs.) And this is just our means of punishing misbehaving children! Wait'll you listen to TheMysticalMrEntrance!
To be continued...