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DANGER: "SPONGEBOB" REFRENCES AHEAD. REALLY. FRICKIN'. OBVIOUS. ONES. OH, AND MAYBE SOME INCEST AS WELL.

"Aaaaand that's a wrap!" Sabrina Skunk and R.C. Raccoon stepped out of the bed, which happened to be a part of a large set at a production studio. Carli Chinchilla, who appeared to have a huge belly, pulled off a dark gray shirt, letting out a whole pile of pillow stuffings. Zig-Zag walked up to the man in the directors chair. "Well, Mr. Schwartz, its been a pleasure working' with you." "Ditto." They just stood there for a few more seconds. "Soooo... Now what?" Everyone just stood there in silence. "PARTY AT MY PLACE! PIZZA! DISNEYLAND! MIDNIGHT SCREENING OF 'SAUSAGE PARTY'! AND A S*** LOAD OF SEXINESS! SHOW YOUR CELEBRATION OF TWENTY YEARS OF DOING THIS WHOLE COMIC! That means you, Sabby." Zig-Zag then announced on the megaphone. "Invite your friends if you want! I know I've got some to invite..."

Two days later...

"TGIF! I can't believe we're getting the whole week off from Acme Looniversity." "Well, zey did say zat zey needed to fix ze AC, and zat eet will not be easy..." "Too bad my daddy is camping out in the desert this week. Seriously, why doesn't he just go to the Acme supermarket for these things?" "Oh, well. At least we have each other..." Fifi replied, as she stripped off her green shirt and skirt. "Yep, got that right!" Serenity then removed her shoes, socks, shirt, and skirt, before sitting on the couch with her fellow Skunkette, and uniting their lips together. They were starting to slide their hands inside each others panties, when Fifi slowly I opened her eyes, and noticed the mailman outside her Cadillac, who had paused in the process of his delivery to get a glimpse of her and Serenity in their underwear, making out. They quickly redressed, and popped up outside smiling sheepishly and blushing. "Sorry you had to see zat..." Fifi said, as she collected the freshly arrived mail. They then went back inside. "Hmmm... College event, college event, college event... OOH LA LA! Un petite invitation!" She looked through the whole letter. "Dear Serenity Coyote and Fifi LA Fume... How are you guys doing? I know I'm doing great. Got the week off from school? Got nothing to do cause your dads in the desert hunting an exotic bird, even though he can just buy some meat at the supermarket? Then consider spending the week at my new place in California! This is all in commemoration of 20 years straight of the webcomic we (by 'we' I mean me and some other guys) happen to be the stars of! There'll be pizza! Disneyland! A midnight screening of 'Sausage Party'! And a whole s*** load of sexiness... If you're interested, call me at this number: 123-456-7890. I'll be booking a flight to Los Angeles for you (that is, if you're far from there), so be sure to mention any friends you're bringing! (If you're not that far from Los Angeles, just take a road trip.) I'll be outside my house at 3756, Russell Lane, Skunky Community, Los Angeles, California. See ya! Love, Zig-Zag. (Photo of Zig-Zag in a happy pose). "Well?" "I did say we could see 'Sausage Party' together, at some point... Oh, what the hell? Let's call our friends!"

The next morning...

Serenity Coyote and Fifi LA Fume were headed to Los Angeles in their RV, along with Pandora Coyote, Juliette Fox, Callie Ferret, Sasha Raccoon, Clarice Penn, Amy Wood, Calamity and Chaos Coyote, Furball, Rush, and Vinnie. Serenity noticed a sign that said "Skunky Community". She then took out her phone. "Hey, Miranda! We're here! ... What? ... You don't see that huge-ass brick wall with the words 'skunky community'? ... You know what? Fine. I'll just stay here for a second and wait for you. ... Yeah, be sure to let me know when you get here. ... OK. Bye." She turned to Fifi. "They're kind of behind cause apparently they stopped at a Little Caesars, and Miranda got her dress caught in the doors, which ripped off, and now she's hiding in the bathroom while Evyn's looking through her luggage for a new outfit." "How far are zey?" "I think they said about half an hour away." "Sacre bleu!"

Half an hour later...

The band of friends arrived at Zig-Zags address, which was a magnificent mansion with golden edges on the roof and whole marble statues of the tiger-skunk hybrid herself. They all just stood there with their jaws hanging from their mouths. Serenity walked up and rang the doorbell. "Oh, my god! Feef and Serenity! Haven't seen you guys in, like, forever!" "Actually, Meredith, it's only been 2 months." "Yeah, I know, but still..." The blonde skunk replied, as she escorted everyone in. "So, where's Zig-Zag?" "Don't know. But, I think this would be a perfect time for your... 2, 3... 5 pickups to get better acquainted with us." "Us?" Replied Sonny. "What do you mean u..." Just then, once they stepped in the room, Evyn, Madison, Violett, Miranda, and Sonny stood there and gazed at this sight: Several young men and women, of variable species, sitting on the couch/chair, discussing with each other, all being either musclebound, or sleek and slender. Sonny then sat next to Sabrina. "So... We're here for the whole week, huh?" "Yep." "We're gonna see 'Sausage Party', right?" "Well, I'm not. I'm not much of a midnight screening attendee." Suddenly, Meredith pulled the mousette towards her. "Yeah, she's really not much of a 'food orgy' watcher." "Meredith!" Sabrina scoffed, before pinching the blonde. Suddenly, everyone heard the door opening. "Hey, guys!" Zig-Zag walked into the living room. "Sorry I'm late. I got caught in traffic on the way here when that whole 'I'm gonna be doing this for the rest of my life' thing reared its ugly head and..." She noticed everyone just staring at her with expressionless faces. "Anyway! Let's get ourselves acquainted with each other. So, without further ado, say 'hello' to the husband of a friend of mine, Spike!" The musclebound wolf stood up, with Miranda staring at him in awe at his size. "Why don't you tell our newcomers something about yourself, Spike?" "Well, I like to f*** my wife's butt." Zig-Zag chuckled, as the canine sat next to Miranda. "Hi. I'm Miranda Fox." The brunette vixen greeted, as Zig-Zag continued her introductions. "Hi Miranda. I'm gonna f*** your butt." The vixen gasped, then laughed. "That was funnier the second time." "No." Spike replied, zooming in on her face. "I mean it." Miranda giggled. "That time almost seemed like..." Spike suddenly tore off his shirt, then ripped a tuft of fur off his chest, revealing a tattoo with the words 'I MEAN IT' inscribed on it. "... You really did mean it..." Miranda nervously finished, with shrunken eyes. "Any questions?" The tiger-skunk demanded, after nearly half an hour. "How did you afford to get this whole friggin place?" Violett asked. "Donations for my studio. And from selling 'My Little Pony' figurines..."

Zig-Zag suddenly saw herself walking up to a door, and knocking on it, before she was facing a fat guy with glasses and stubble and zits. "Good afternoon sir. Could I interest you in some ponies?" "Ponies? Did you say 'ponies'?" "Yep. Will that be Pegasus, or unicorn?" "Ponies? Ponies?! POOONIIIEEEESS! POOONNNIIIEEEESSS! POOONNNIIIEEESSS!!!"

Suddenly, Zig-Zag was back in her living room, with Sabrina tapping her shoulder. "Ziggy? Boss? Amigo? Amie?" "Sorry. Just a flashback. So, it's getting pretty late, so we might as well be getting some shut-eye. Let me show you where you're sleeping..." Fifi was then escorted to a random extra bedroom. "Now, there are not enough rooms for each of you to have all to yourself. So, who would like to start with frenchy here?" "I will." Serenity answered. "So will I." "Yeah, I think I'll go with her too." "I don't mind cuddling with ya..." Joined Stripe, Aussie, Meredith, and another male skunk. "Wow, I have so many volunteers... Petite moi! Merci monsieur... What's your name?" The purple Skunkette asked the male skunk. "Rupert." "Rupert. You know, zis isn't how I used to be treated..." Suddenly, Fifi saw herself sitting in Daffy Ducks classroom. "Maybe a story could esteem you. It's called 'The Ugly Skunk'." Fifis eyes widened, as she smiled innocently. "Once there was an ugly skunk. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." Fifi's smile turned into a frown. "Zat didn't help at all." Suddenly, Fifi found herself back in the house, surprised to see an obese man with glasses, in a white shirt and green pants. "You think THAT'S bad, you shoulda seen the time I..." KICK! "OK, enough flashbacks!" Serenity said, before cuddling with Fifi.

Saturday

Everyone was jammed in Zig-Zags RV, ready to tour the city, except for Miranda, who was rushing towards the vehicle, in a frilly pink and white dress, before grabbing onto the back. "Sorry, Miranda! I can't stop the f****** van! It's getting all screwy with me! Just hang on, while I try to fix it!" "Don't worry! Nothing will stop me! Not even... Carnivore zoo?!" The vixen yelled, after seeing a sign with the aforementioned words written. She then found herself racing through cages or alligators, lions, bears, and wolves. She emerged with her dress reduced to a rag, exposing her frilly red undergarments with pink hearts decorated. "I'm not letting go even for... Knife factory?!" She then found herself crashing through a building, and emerged with only a single cup of her bra on her body, which eventually flew off, leaving her nude and red in the face. "If you think I'll let go for a little... REALITY TELEVISION?! OH, NO!" Miranda shrieked, before the van immediately halted, sending her flying from the back, all the way in the sky. She finally landed right on a huge cactus, which managed to slip into her temple, provoking the vixen to make a face. "Don't worry, kid! Spike there'll take care of ya!" Zig-Zag yelled, while Pike went up to Miranda, wearing a glove on each hand.

Monday

The whole gang went to the beach, where Fifi and Serenity flirted with the local lifeguards, Zig-Zag stared at Sabrina's skin-tight rear, covered in her pink one-piece, Zig-Zags employees ordered a whole buffet for their group, and Meredith and Aussie surfed. Everyone was having a rocking time. Except for Miranda, who had found herself in a coppertone-related predicament. (With a local dog tugging on her bright-pink bikini bottom, exposing her untanned butt.) Suddenly, the dog noticed some fresh hot dogs being served, and let go of Miranda's swimsuit, which snapped against her rump, making the vixen react in pain, and jump onto the sand. She jumped around in a comedic fashion, desperately trying to avoid the intense condition of the beach. Eventually, she felt something snap at her bottom. After jumping for the eleventh time, she saw that it was a small red crab, which was holding her bikini bottom. Miranda swung at the sea creature, only to have it snap her bikini top in half, which slipped off her shoulders, and onto the wet sand, right before being swept away by the ocean. Miranda then spent the next half-hour trying to cover herself with something. (And failing.) All this time she was in misery, Zig-Zag was snapping photos of her, and Spike was counting the swear words she publicly announced.

Tuesday

Zig-Zag had planned for this night to be "pizza night", but, by 4:30 PM, she noticed everyone was in a huge cloud of smoke, with little stars and cartoon sound effects flying out, all because they couldn't decide on whether to order Pizza Hut, Dominos, Little Caesars, or Papa Johns. So Zig-Zag came into the center, pushed everyone aside, thought " what the hell?", and ordered from all four restaurants. Exactly one hour later, everyone was feasting on either stuffed crust, or deep-deep-dish. After the dining was finished, Miranda had noticed that she had accidentally gotten a whole s***-load of sauce on her clothes. Spike tapped her on the shoulder. "Need any help?" Miranda then went with him to the bathroom, stripped, and allowed the canine to wash her down with nothing but his thick tongue. "Maybe this wolf does some heart underneath that muscle." She thought all the while.

Wednesday

This was the night everyone went to see "Sausage Party" at midnight. Zig-Zag begged Sabrina to come with them, but she simply said "I'm not paying $4 to see food f***ing." "Are you sure?" "Does THIS look unsure to you?" Sabrina then made a face where her eyes were crossed, her tongue was sticking out, and the teeth she was exposing was a single pair of unbraced buckteeth. "Ummm..." "Look, this is just the face I make when I'm annoyed! Make up your mind already!" "OK, OK! You don't want to see the damn film! I respect that!" The tiger-skunk hybrid replied, before exiting. Sabrina looked out the window of her room, as everyone piled up into the RV, and drove off. The skunk then took out her laptop, and went onto Putlocker.com. "He he... That buns mouth looks like a vagina..."

Thursday

At DisneyLand, everyone was on some kind of ride that was either in a dark area with animatronics popping out, or traveling further than 17 feet upward, before landing in an accelerated pace. Miranda was the only one who had an unimpressed look on her face, seeing how she had bad memories of working at the place at some point. Memories so embarrassing, that she threatened to rip my testicles out of my scrotum if I went into any further detail.

Friday

Zig-Zag was in a 6-ft wide, 9-ft long hot tub, surrounded by all her guests. Something was missing from all this celebration. Suddenly, she noticed Evyn stepping out of the tub, and rubbing herself down with a towel, and looked further right to witness Craig staring at her, specifically how he appeared to have a lump in the front of his swimsuit while watching the female raccoon. She then moved up to the skinny canine. "Strike while the irons hot. Not straightforwardly though, she's new to us." The tiger-skunk hybrid whispered. "Hey, Evyn, is it?" "Sod off." "Sorry, I just wanted to see how you like this vacation." "Its bloody awesome. There, done." "Well, yeah. It's great, but, in the midst of every event, I've always been distracted by one thing." "What's that?" "You." "Me?" "Your pretty face." "What the hell are you saying?" "I mean, they say that full flowing hair is always the most attractive, but you just sorta keep in into a tail. But you know what? It's still flowing. With, with beauty, that is..." "Go on..." "That big black spot that covers up half of your face makes you look like you're wearing a skin-tight burglar outfit. That happens to be a sexy woman. And that tail! That striped, curling tail! That just looks so adorable!" Evyn started to smile. "You know, you don't look too shabby yourself..." She replied, as she stepped back into the hot tub. "Why... Thanks." Craig replied, before immediately being pulled into a kiss by the raccoon. At first he was a bit stunned by her now-enthusiastic tone, but he soon began to stroke her back as she stroked his shoulders and chest. Their tongues swished around in their mouths, and they stroked each others tails, as Zig-Zag s radio played "Hungry Eyes". Everyone else observed this in awkwardness. Violet then suddenly reached into Aussies swimsuit, and began to stroke his steadfast tool. The skunk blushed and smiled sheepishly as the feline pleased him. Speaking of sheep, Madison began to kiss with Thomas, as Amy pulled down his swimsuit, and stroked his thick fruits and veg. Darke Katt stared at Sonny Glitter, who gazed back with a nervous smile. "OK. I'm just gonna be straight here. I'm gonna eat the f*** outta you." The feline said coyly to her. "Oh, s***." Sonny thought, as Darke tore her frilly white bikini with polka-dots decorated. She closed her eyes, expecting something gruesome to happen to her, until she felt something slither into her temple. The rodent opened her eyes to see Kat feasting on her crotch. "Hehe... THAT kind of eating..." Sonny thought to herself. Meanwhile, Fifi noticed Spike and Hoss had enormous lumps in their swimsuits. "Ohhh! Two king-sized eclairs!" She instantly announced with hearts in her eyes, before stripping off her red one-piece, and pulling down their trunks. She climbed up onto each sausage, and fell right off, because they couldn't fit into her. "You know what zey say... When you fall off ze horse... You've got to get right back on and ride..." She said, before pulling out a pack of lube. The next thing she knew, the Skunkette found herself riding these two musclebound men, announcing "Giddy up my little ponies of love!" While Serenity was licking their enormous sacks. Soon, everyone had their swimsuits off and on top of a particular partner. Serenity found herself in the middle of a circle consisting of Thomas, Craig, Calamity, and Chaos, while Pandora and Stacey penetrated both her holes with strap-ons. Fifi, surrounded by Aussie, Ruppert, Stripe, and Furball, while Meredith and Zig-Zag stuffed their tools in her, and Stacey and Tracey Skunk lapped at her breasts. Sabrina, Sheila, Tammy, Carli, and Clarisse were surrounded by Vinnie, Rush, and R.C., taking a shot of their cream every ten seconds. Clarice Penn and Amy wood found themselves hanging on to Spikes and Hoss' twinkies respectively, moving up the foreskin repeatedly, until, finally, the found themselves on the floor completely covered in wolf and horse semen. They wiped some of the stuff from their eyes, and began to kiss, while their current lovers lifted them up, and positioned them onto their crotches. Evyn, Violet, Madison, and Sonny found themselves being penetrated by the silver tongue/claw/tail of Darke Katt, who kept her cold yellow eyes focused on them, making sure that they stay right where they were. Ten minutes later, Sabrina was grasped by Zig-Zag. "I have been trying to score with you for twenty damn years, and haven't aged a single second. Now that I've got you right where I want you... Would you be so kind enough to treat me?" She demanded, before laying on the ground, and spreading her legs. Before Sabrina could answer, her boss' hand grabbed her head, and pushed it in her crotch. Meredith then walked over, and began to lick Sabrina's slit. "Haaaa... Heaven at last..." The tiger-skunk hybrid purred. Meanwhile, Serenity found herself riding Spike and Hoss, while Fifi was caught in the middle of a spitroast, with Vinnie in her mouth, and Stripe in her hole, while Meredith had Rupert in her mouth, and Aussie in her hole, and Stacey had Craig in her hole and R.C. in her mouth. Amy was having her crotch pleased by Sheila, Tammy, and Clarisse, while Pandora, Callie, Juliette, and Sasha were penetrating one another with strap-ons. Everyone kept alternating between partners, some getting licked, others licking, but all of them receiving some amount of vanilla pudding in return. Eventually, it all came down to a magnificent climax that can only be described if I said that a mother walking her toddlers noticed some white substance splattering the inside of a mansion, then rushing the children along, so as to ignore it.

After that whole event had concluded, everyone was just about ready for some shut-eye. However, Spike, Hoss, Rupert, Craig, Thomas, R.C., and Aussie heard some moaning coming from Miranda's room. They entered, to find the vixen lying on her bed, her clothes in a pile on the floor, studding a pink artificial tool in her slit. She was suddenly interrupted when she heard a booming voice make its presence. "You alright, Miranda?" The vixen stared at the males in her room, with a look that indirectly told them that she had been caught doing something that she didn't want them to see her doing. "OK! I admit it. After I refused to go with you all in the hot tub, Zig-Zag said I could stay in my room. But, eventually, after hearing everything outside, I was starting to feel funny, so I... Borrowed one of Fifi's toys here, and, well, here we are, discussing the whole matter." "You know something Miranda?" "Yeah?" "I've heard all about your past accidents." "You... Did?" Miranda replied, with her pupils shrunk. "Yep." "The winter play?" "Yep." "The cheerleading tryout?" "Yep." "The Disneyland incident?" "Yep." "The college freshman prom, the camping incidents, AND my crash with the Le Pews?" "Yep, yep, and yep. All I can say is: You're awfully cute in pink." "I was afraid you'd say that..." The vixen groaned. "...And angry at the same time." "What?" "You're cute when you're wearing those types of outfits, and when you're angry about them." Spike restated, with a charming smile on his face. Miranda blushed, and smiled back. "Would you like to see me in them in person?" "I'd like that..." And with that, Miranda immediately pulled out all the frilly pink, red and white garments from her suitcase, and began dancing about Gayly and posing sexily in them and letting the guys admire her, but not before cutting off the extra lengths of some of the dresses and skirts. Finally, once she was in a Tinkerbell costume, Spike pulled her onto the bed, sitting on his lap. The canine slid his thick fingers into the top of the green dress, then slid it down to her knees, allowing her to step out. He then did the same for her lime-green bra and panties. "You sure Carli won't mind?" "Oh, I've got condoms, or we can just do oral. Either way will do as long as it's just you, you, you, you, you, you, and you, and me, and nobody..." "Miranda?" Miranda gasped, as she heard Zig-Zag's voice. The vixen quickly raced towards the door as the tiger-skunk hybrid opened it. "What are you doing up this late?" "I like to sneak into guests rooms and pull the sheets and admire their privates. What are YOU doing up this late?" "Well, I was just..." "And why is your hair in a bun?" "I..." "And why are all the guys in your room?" "Well... They..." "And why are you naked? And why are you acting so nervous? And why are there whole piles of your rejected clothes on the floor? And why is your crotch gaping open? And..." Zig-Zag suddenly came to a realization, and immediately made a face. (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-l.....ou-squidward). "No no! It's not what it looks like! I'm telling you this is a big misunderstanding, I... You better listen to me, Zig-Zag!" "You like boys, don't you, Miranda?" After a couple seconds, the vixen slammed the door. "YES! YES! I ADMIT IT, ZIG-ZAG! I LOOOOOVE BOYS!!!!" Miranda replied, emerging from a circle of her male companions, and then proceeded to stuff two of their twinkles in her mouth. "I knew it all along. No one can resist the mental and physical charm of my fellows." Miranda gave every male in her sight the treatment she owed them, from foot licks and crotch licks, to penile massages with her hands , mouth, and eventually her feet, accepting every offering of their vanilla yogurt. This went on for nearly twenty minutes straight. Zig-Zag suddenly remembered something. "Miranda? How much are you taking? Miranda! You can't consume all that semen at one time! MIRANDA!!!" The vixen paused for a half-minute. "What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?" "No, worse! It'll collect in and clog your digestive system!" "My... Digestive system?" Miranda asked, as she looked down and gazed at her now enormous belly. "And then you blow up." Before anyone knew, the whole mansion exploded in a gush of semen.

Miranda awoke, after a seemingly elongated rest, and found that she was reduced to a severed head, right next to Darke Katt, who was holding a bucket with her separate semen covered body inside. "Yeah..." The feline chuckled. "I remember MY first roleplay orgy..."

THE END.

Serenity Coyote belongs to Kessielou. (On DA.) Fifi LA Fume, Calamity Coyote, Furball, and Vinnie belong to Warner Bros. Chaos and Pandora Coyote, Rush, Callie Ferret, Sasha Raccoon, and Juliet Fox belong to LilChaosCoyote. Violett Meecat, Madison Sheep, and Evyn Raccoon belong to Limpurtikles. (On DA.) Miranda Fox belongs to Crabula290e. (On DA.) Sonny Glitter belongs to Poland73. (On DA.) Stripe belongs to CJPrime93. Amy Wood and Clarice Penn belong to me! Zig-Zag, Sabrina Skunk, R.C. Raccoon, Amy Squirrel, Thomas Wolfe, Sheila and Tammy Vixen, Stacey and Tracey Skunk, Clarisse Cat, Carli Chinchilla, Spike, Hoss, and "Rupert" belong to Eric W. Schwartz. Meredith Skunk, Aussie Skunk, and Craig and Stacey Wolfe belong to Michael Russell. All other copyrighted material is used for satirical purposes. This story is meant for nonprofit purposes only. Also, any relationship to other copyrighted material, or to people living or dead, is entirely coincidental.