Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 6
(Cut to Tranquility running down the street, still in the nude. Cut to her knocking at a random door, before being grabbed by the arm of a blond female rabbit.)
BR: Don't tell me why you're here! (Plants a thought-reading plunger on her forehead.) You come here from a great distance!
Tranquility: That's right Lexi!
BR: It's Lola, now be quiet! You wanna file a complaint against me for introducing children to furries!
Tranquility; No, I...
Lola: You wanna have your way with me? I have heard of some lesbos and bies who have a thing for rabbits.
Tranquility: No, I...
Lola: You wanna tell me off for not being a good female foil to Bugs? Well, I've already been reflecting that.
Tranquility: LOLA! I'm from the future, and I'm here because your ancestor sent me here, and since she's basically just a cardboard cut-out of you, only with Sci-Fi technology and surroundings, you're the only one who can help me get back to 2017!
Lola: *Beat* You know what this means? It means that Warner Bros. is running out of ideas!
Tranquility: No, I mean it! Lookit this photo, these are my seventy-seven brothers and sisters. We're the spawn of a lesbian couple made of a skunkette and coyote!
Lola: Well, you better consider going into exile, those marriages are illegal, you know! Oh, and one of their hair is cropped out.
Tranquility: Look, you gotta believe me!
Lola: Then tell me, future gal, who's President in 2017?
TWO WORDS LATER...
Lola: (Laughs uncontrollably.) What else is there?
Tranquility: Well, the animation industry is invaded by CGI, everyone goes on the Internet just to talk about their trip to Italy, (takes out vintage "Teen Titans" comic) and these faces will make you wanna kill yourself.
Lola: Please, they haven't even gotten an animated show, yet.
Tranquility: And THIS (holds up phone) will be you in the future!
ONE CLIP FROM "THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW" LATER...
(Cut to Lola with a meme-worthy face as she observes her future self.)
Lola: OK, I believe you.
(Cut to Lola and Tranquility watching Lexi's demonstration video on the TV.)
Lexi: THESE are scripts of Internet fan-fiction that were ultimately confiscated by their respective source material's studios for quote-unquote "Copyright Infringement". Code name for "Status Quo Is God, And No-One But Us Can Decide What Happens".
Lola: (Observing the script that was just inserted into the register.) "The Skunk That Sprayed Los Angeles For Not Getting Her Own Spin-Off Show"!!! (Races to another room.) Oh, Chuck, how'm I gonna get that kind of... Wait, you wouldn't tell me cause you're a copyright holder.
Tranquility: Wait, Lola, can't we just go to the WB Studio and get that script?
Lola: Well, I'm sure they'll have changed their minds and released in into public domain in the future, but these kinds of scripts are rare to come by, because studios are especially anti-fan-fiction in this day and age! I'm afraid you're stuck here.
Tranquility: Come on, we gotta find a way back, I've got a boyfriend in the future, and a lesbian couple for parents, including a purple-and-white piece of jail-bait, no le... Wait... I'm the spawn of an Internet fan-fiction! So all this, starting from me arriving at Lexi's and using her Dildo 2.0, long story, can be written into a script!
Lola: Gimme that! (Grabs Tranquility's family picture, before observing the purple skunkette with an enlarged belly.) You're right! This is the answer! I'll just pray to Ruegger and...
Tranquility: I don't know about that... I'll just fill you in myself later.
Lola: Oh, well. Better than nothing. Since you've apparently got a parents-crisis to solve first, next Saturday night, we're sending you BACK TO THE FUTURE!
Offscreen Voice: Roll credits! (Ding!)
To be continued...