A Special Message From FSD99...
A tribute to the amazing Ethersaga, Krezzman, and their beloved characters!
(We see a female brown coyote and a female purple-and-white skunk in robes, accompanied by muscular males of various specie wearing only towels on their lower bodies.)
Male Fox: Your hair smells like a fresh batch of vanilla icing...
Serenity: Why, thank you, Vincent...
Male Red-And-Tan Skunk: I never get tired of this routine, my beautiful purple rose...
Fifi: Me neizer, Matthew...
Offscreen Voice: Well, you're gonna have to!
All 4 Aforementioned Characters: Wha...?
(The voice is revealed to be a human male with a ridiculous mustache, and a generally unnerving appearance.)
Onscreen Voice: I'm Limp-Bizcut, and I'm here to say that your series sucks!
(They all stand there in silence for a few seconds, before it is soon broken.)
Fifi: And, why would ZAT be?
LB: You guys touched my daughters!
Serenity: OK, we apologize for not realizing their disappearance, and thus, indirectly allowing them to be abused. We didn't know how far we were pushing it. Now, could you please leave us a...
LB: I'm not just talking about that, I mean ALL the times they've been with you!
Fifi: What? Zose times were voluntary, and no one hurt zem, aside from ze minor accidental clawing during ze experience...
LB: Just keep your ****ing hands off them! You give furries a bad name!!! All that filthy, tasteless, unholy trash you two do with your friends! You'd be better off if you two never met in the first place! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get some shade, while my gals get caught snooping around, and tied up, gagged, and transported off to God-Knows-Where...
(LB walks off, while everyone else stands there in silence.)
Vincent: Jesus, what a hypo-critic. Eh? Wokka-Wokka! He-he-he... (Notices Serenity and Fifi giving indifferent expressions.)
Serenity: You know, we should both probably retire, nothing personal...
Vincent: Aren't you already? I mean, you two haven't been promiscuously active since April.
Serenity: Exactly. And with good reason... (Strokes her enlarged belly.)
Matthew: What do we do now?
Booming Offscreen Voice: LEAVE THAT TO MOI...
Fifi: I didn't know you could speak my...
(Fifi is interrupted by a large screen falling onto the ground, with the following text, and a picture portraying a redhead human girl, a brunette human boy, and two white mice:)
COMING WHENEVER... PINKY, ELMYRA, MONTANA, AND THE BRAIN
Announcer: Coming whenever we feel like it: "Pinky, Elmyra, Montana, And The Bra..." Wait, what? Who did this? Who's responsible for this defilement of my construction plans? Ha-ha, very funny! Someone show me who's responsible for this!
Offscreen Voice 2: Uh, George, here, sir.
Announcer: Is this some kind of joke? Cause it's the equivalent of laughing and going "Uh-oh, THAT'S not supposed to happen!" in a retarded tone on 9/11.
George: I just...
Announcer: You just what? Just wanted to remind the audience of how the "TTA" universe was nearly nuked by a particular spin-off? Well, mission accomplished. Now help us scrub this down.
George: I have to do everything around here!
Announcer: Yeah, you have to sit around while we all prepare for the shooting of these things, which I'd think you of all our crew, would be involved in, given your internet history. Yeah, that's quite a lot for you to do. Wouldn't you want to be paid to screw Fifi?
George: You don't pay us at all.
Announcer: Yeah I do, I pay you all in the feeling of being in probably the only cartoon pornos with some sense of actual humor, rather than just a series of random sex acts with no rhyme or reason even addressed. That, AND all those furry art pieces, sexual or not. Just get over here and participate.
PLEASE STAND BY...
(Cut to a green screen.)
Announcer: OK, here we go... Coming whenever we feel like it...
(A large screen tumbles down with the following text:)
JAIL-BAIT, INCEST, AND FURRY: THE SPIN-OFF SERIES
Announcer: *Exactly what it says on the tin*
(Suddenly, a young female redhead vixen pops up.)
Vixen: Staring Yours Truly! That'd be Robyn McClaire.
(A young female redhead husky pup pops up.)
Husky: Vhenever ve feel like it, you vill bow to new leader: Miaska Aleksandrova!
(A young female rabbit and another female vixen pop up.)
R+V: You know you love us: Edna and Ellen Hadar! No relation.
Offscreen Voice(s): That's our line!
(The four preteens stand in silence.)
Edna (Whispering): Come on... Don't be shy... Say hello to the nice audience... (Pulls up a young blond, grey-furred kitten.)
Kitten: ....... Hi... I'm Kennedy Miller...
All 5: Get ready for the most legal way to relieve yourself of your randiness!
(Cut to the five cubs cuddling onto the various male butlers.)
Announcer: So, whadda ya say? Think you can get used to these adorable balls of fluff?
(Miaska begins tugging at Matthew's crotch.)
Matthew: Oh, I can safely assume that we won't find ourselves to split once this ends...
(The five preteens then move up to the faces of their respective partners, before uniting their lips, and swishing their tongues around.)
LB (Offscreen): This isn't what I had in mind!!!
This one's for you, Ethersaga! (And Krezzman!)
Serenity Coyote belongs to Kessielou. (On DA.)
Fifi La Fume, Montana Max, Pinky, The Brain, and She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named belong to Warner Bros.
Edna belongs to Krezzman.
Ellen Hadar, Miaska Aleksandrova, Kennedy Miller, and Robyn McClaire belong to Ethersaga.
Matthew Belongs to MatthewTheSkunk.
Everyone else belongs to me!
The following is used for satirical, and non-profit purposes only! And is not meant to be reenacted in real life!