Serenifi: The Movie: The Remake: Epilogue
Slick L. E. D. Void awoke to Lexi standing before him, still nude, by the way. "Hey, Lick, was it?" "Slick." "Thanks. Slick, your vixen friend is back. My fellow Loonatics had to give her some of that assistance you guys did the past 4 days. Care to greet her?" "Sure!" The weasel rose from his cot, and made his way downstairs, surprised by what he witnessed next. The brunette vixen was standing in the room, with her hair in girly locks, accompanied by a huge pink bow, a ridiculously huge bright-pink dress, with bows and frills decorated all over, equally pink gloves, a concealed, yet detectable bustle underneath the garment, which gave him (and basically anyone with her) the ability to view her panty-clad rear, ballet slippers in another shade of pink, with a white bow on each, a significantly smaller body, a sign of a regression of age by about 12 years, and the most surprising to the scrawny butler- A grin as plain-to-see as her clothing. "Miranda?" "Miranda? Miranda, where are you? This weasel wants you!" "You're Miranda!" "Nonsense! I'm Princess Penny Prim-Pretty II! The young ruler of Gummy-Drop-Happy Land, whose sole duty is to spread happiness and joy throughout the world!" Miranda replied in an upbeat tone, before sprinkling "magic" dust around the room. Slick looked back at Lexi, mouthing: "What the ****?" "Yeah, I forgot to mention: She got a little... Mind-screwed from her encounter with our hypnosis weapon and age-regression device, and there's really no specific time limit for the victim's state. The most I can recommend is to wait a while until she reverts back to normal. Think you can handle it?" Slick was then approached by the now-bubbly 7-year-old vixen. "Are you a prince? Your badge says 'prince'!" She held a badge on his suit that said: "Princeton Looniversity Drop-Out". "You must be my destined Prince Charming!!!" Mira- I mean, "Penny Prim-Pretty" gazed at Slick with hearts surrounding her head. "I think I can live with it..." Slick responded, with a smirk on his face. "That's good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to deal with the recently discovered culprit of this whole crisis..." Lexi declared, as she exited among the butlers either cleaning the "magic"-dust infected floor, or injecting themselves with xamijlub.
One interrogation later...
"OK, Montana Max and Elmyra Duff, any last words before your punishment for screwing with the timeline for your own presidential benefits, and working as his accomplice, respectively?" Lexi demanded two humans, who were on the edge of a cliff, above a giant head with brunette hair and glasses and a beard, with his mouth open in anticipation. "Last words, eh? Well, hows this?: 'Sausage Party' sucks." "What? No." Lexi replied in a bad-Mark-Wahlberg tone. "It most certainly doesn't suck!" "Yes it does. I made it clear here." Montana held up his phone, where we see a comment stating: "sawsage partee- 100% F-boms/Puns/Mindless blak comedy, 0% Laffs/Storee. Avoyd this dum moovee at al costs dont even bother with this wun reely stoopid joks!!! If yu lik it yu r tu dum to liv!!! Also, porn cant hav a plot. - The Mystical Mr. Entrance." "Very well. How'd you like us to show your own idea of Hell..." Lexi replied, as she held up the DVD, waving it tauntingly. "You know what, I've got a different idea, anyway!" The brat then jumped off the edge, into the maw of the creature. "Oooh! A fluffy-wuffy bunny-wunny!" Lexi, with an unimpressed look on her face, tossed a rabbit toy off the cliff, as Elmyra blindly jumped off to clasp it. On her way down, the redhead little girl lost her shoes, socks, shirt,skirt and frilly underwear, leaving her fully nude on her ride. "You're gonna come home with me, and we'll play dre-" She was cut off by the sound of the creature enclosing his mouth around her, and swallowing her whole. "Seriously, though, audience. 'Sausage Party's a great movie."
That evening...
"Is this where I'll be sleeping? It's so pretty and smells like pink flowers!" Penny complimented as she was escorted into her alter-egos room by Slick. "I can even see the shiny sunset from this... Shiny window!" "Yep. It's all yours. Though, you mind if you have a roommate?" "No, I love company!" "Well, I'd like to be your roommate." "Yes!!!" Penny then embraced the polecat certainly harder than Miranda ever did. "Will we ever be married and live happily ever after?" "Well, you could... If you follow a certain set of requirements that this town retains..." "What are they?" The eager vixen kit pleaded. "Well, first we both have to relieve ourselves of our clothes. Would you please go first? And could you do a pretty little dance while doing it?" Penny was a bit confused, but she willingly obliged. She kicked her shoes off as she stretched her legs out in a ballet-like pose. She then spun around and pulled off her dress, before swinging it over her head by her index finger, and letting it fly off onto the face of the lustful mustelid. She then took some dainty steps on her tiptoes, before gracefully removing her frilly pink training bra and tossing it across the room. Finally, she bent over, slid her fingers underneath the frilly pink fabric tightening around her captivating rump, pulled the bloomers down, let them drop to her feet, and then kicked them into Slick's face. Finally, she finished her performance before Slick, who was salivating a flood. He then removed his own shirt, pants, and boxers, before his comparatively-larger tool unsheathed itself from his crotch. "Now what?" "Now you bend down before me, and start sucking this. Don't stop until it shoots something in your mouth." Penny obeyed, stroking his pencil with her slender gloved hands, before encasing it with her lipstick-covered mouth. She suckered and suckered like she was told, desperate to be with this polecat. Finally, after a minute and a half, she got a taste or two of his yogurt, which initially surprised her. "It tastes delicious!" "Why, thank you. But now comes the most important part. Just let me do the work from this point." No sooner than he said that, Slick lay Penny onto the bed, united their lips, and aimed his missile at it's open target. Penny had never felt something travel into her like that. Not that she didn't like it, though. On the contrary, she enjoyed it. Slick swished his tongue into the mouth of his petite vixen partner, as he sniffed her perfume-infested hairdo, soothed her petite breasts, and pumped her dainty rear up with his tool, humping faster and faster by the millisecond. Penny pulled out of the kiss to gasp and moan at the ecstatic emotion she was experiencing right now. He thrust and thrust and thrust and... SPLAT! His reproductive fluids exited his shaft, and made their way into the little vixen's reproductive system. Slick pulled out to release some of his streams on her face, his eyelids clenched and his mouth wide open, releasing a: "**** YEAH!" Penny collected the spare fluids, and lapped them up until her body was completely devoid of slime. "There we go... We'll be married tomorrow..." "Yay..." Penny replied, before drowsing into slumber, and embracing the polecat's also-comparatively-larger chest. "I may be an atheist, but... Thank Tohn-Oo-Fil for rushed princess romance..." Slick thought to himself, as he too dozed off.
(We now cut to an anthropomorphic, limbless pizza box, and a similarly anthropomorphic cheese puff standing on a kitchen table.)
Pizza Box: Wow, that was something! I'm Pietro the Pizza.
Cheese Puff: And I'm Gary the Cheeto.
Pietro: And we're here to discuss what you're supposed to learn from all this. For those who haven't seen TTA, and are just here to see furries banging, let me fill you in: That Montana fellow is a spoiled brat, and Elmyra is a careless nuisance, with no regards for animal cruelty.
Gary: Heck, she's such a pain in the you-know-where, that the creators of TTA exploited her purely for the sake of trolling TTA fanfic authors, especially fans of that purple-and-white beauty, Fifi La Fume.
Pietro: But luckily, since Tohn-Oo-Fil is so passionate about Fifi, he sure gave Elmyra what she had coming! So, the moral is: If you watch TTA in the future, and find yourself pissed that Elmyra gets more attention than your favorite character, or even that, during the rare occasion she gets her comeuppance, the victims of her actions are still scarred for life, just remember: Tohn-Oo-Fil doesn't blame you. And neither would anyone else.
Gary: Wow, it sure is great knowing that!
(We suddenly hear a door opening.)
Offscreen Voice: Boy, could I use a meal...
Pietro: Well, that's it for today!
Gary: Remember: Tohn-Oo-Fil loves you all!
Both: Bye! (They both run off.)
THE END.
Lexi Bunny, Montana Max, and Elmyra Duff belong to Warner Bros. Slick L. E. D. Void, the creature that eats Montana and Elmyra, Pietro the Pizza, and Gary the Cheeto belong to me. Miranda Fox belongs to Crabula290e. (On DA.)