DO YOU WANT A MOTHERFUCKING STORY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET A MOTHERFUCKING STORY
WITH MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS
AND MOTHERFUCKING DRAMA
AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MOTHERFUCKING FEELS
BUT NO ACTUAL MOTHER FUCKING
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE KINDA WEIRD
... i mean Jacob's mother isn't even a major character in the story soooo ....
ANYWAY
DRAGONS
AND STUFF
YEAH
YOU'RE GONNA GET IT
AND IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING STORY YOU EVER READ
OR YOU GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MONEY BACK
... seriously tho its the conclusion of jacob and penelope's story and it's actually some of the best writing i've ever put on this site sooooo ...
PREPARE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ANUS
AND BY ANUS I MEAN EYES
BECAUSE YOU DON'T READ WITH YOUR ANUS
AT LEAST I HOPE SO
I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT IS A REASONABLE ASSUMPTION
... but really it's coming soon, so get ready and stuff ...
AUSFER, OUT