The Real Enemy
The Real Enemy - an Avatar fanfic by Domingo Ocelot
"...and that is the situation on Pandora, my most exalted lord."
Maximilian Blackheart, CEO-for-life of the Global Recording Industry Association, leaned forward in his jewel-encrusted throne of bone. "You mean the entire planet is one giant network?"
"That's right, my lord," simpered Jeeves, his pet sycophant.
"Do you know what this means?" growled the chief executive, his eyes narrowing to dangerous yellow slits.
"No, my lord-"
"It means file-sharing, Jeeves. File-sharing! Prepare the battle cruiser," hissed Maximilian, with a dank exhalation of fetid breath. "Those blue Communists aren't killing music on MY watch."