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Welcome readers to our first ever interview with Udaran. This interview was conducted live in the Paradise Valley, home of Tails of the Khajiit.

"Hello Udaran! Do you have a minute? We'd like to interview you for your Special Edition."

(to her assistant) "No damn it. If it was any thinner it would go right up my cunt! Look, camel toe is one thing, but I'm not having my labia on display for the whole world! And you (motions to photographer). Don't you dare take a shot up my ass. This thing goes so thin back there it doesn't even cover my asshole. I mean it. If I see a single shot with my sphincter showing I swear I'll shove your camera down your throat. And don't give me that bullshit about that you didn't notice either. You're paid to OBSERVE, so be observant! Got it?"

"Er... Udaran?"

"Yeah? What do you want?"

"Your interview..."

"Oh! Now? Well dammit wait one second..." (removes leotard and hands it to assistant) "See if you can make some alterations to it. But do NOT make it thinner! I've got to do this interview."

"Okay, you were saying?"

"Ummm... A...Are you okay with doing this naked?"

"Fuck I was all but naked before. Go on, interview away. I've got a few minutes. Did you see that thing? It's like wearing a fucking string? How am I supposed to do that? You can't WEAR A STRING!" (yells back at assistant)

"Well, let's start there. Can I assume you don't like that leotard?"

"Oh, it's great if I want to have a self-induced orgasm! Most of them seem to be like that. They want to get right up into your cunt. Sorry to disillusion you. It may make for a sexy shot, but it's damn hard to concentrate on posing when you just want to rub yourself and get off!"

"I... guess not! We've seen you in a wide range of outfits over the years. What would you say was your favorite?"

(thinks seriously for a moment) "I think my favorite would be that blue nightie... About a year ago I think."

"Really? As I recall it was quite transparent!"

"Definitely, but it was so light. Felt almost like nothing at all. But our cameraman is very good. He made sure nothing was quite showing." (looks at cameraman) "He's really the best, though if I recall correctly, when I was doing that blue nightie shoot, it had ridden up to my waist without me knowing it. And there he was, shooting away regardless!"

"But they didn't make it into the Tails."

"Well of course not. But I still have my doubts if they were all destroyed or not."

"What do you think about the nudity policy at the Tails anyway?"

"Oh, I think it's fine. Look, we all know the primary audience for the Tails. It's a wank rag. But at least it's a higher-class wank rag right? The readers may not know it, but they really don't want to see the plumbing anyway. I mean, if I were to model like this (spreads legs and vulva) it would get them off in about 10 seconds. But then what? If they were lucky they might manage a couple more before they were bored."

(GULPS) "I find it hard to believe they'd get bored of that!"

"Trust me, they would. They do. But look at this. (grabs swatch of cloth and lets it fall over her pussy) "That alone is like, 100 times more erotic. Because you CAN'T see it. But you know it's there, and your imagination fills in the rest. And trust me, imagination is better. Because it's different for every guy. One guy may imagine my plumbing looks one way, another imagines it slightly differently. Plus... watch this..."(slowly pulls swatch up until edge just barely covering her) "Now it's even sexier, because the slightest breeze could bare all. Hell, I can see your pants bulge now. Try and tell me that isn't sexier than a full on cunt shot!"

"I... don't think I can. You obviously study your craft, Udaran!"

"Damn straight I do. One day I'll be too old to do this. But before that day comes I'm going to be the best I can possibly be!"

"Well, let's move on to another topic. I understand you have a relationship with one of the other girls here at the Tails."

(Udaran's face relaxes from it's normal intensity) "Oh yes. Cheetah. She keeps me sane. You know, I had a long term relationship with Sabhira back before... You know. Before she was killed. I never thought I'd get over her. But then Cheetah came into my life and I learned that life is long. I still love Sabhira like no other before or since, but Cheetah is so different, I love her differently, you know? It's hard to explain."

(Cheetah hears her name and stops by, sitting behind Udaran.)

"Are same-sex relationships common at the Tails?"

"Oh, maybe a little more common than in the outside world. You have to remember, we're constantly thinking about sex here. It's our jobs. But there are very few males here that we have the opportunity to relate with. So yeah, things tend to be a bit female-centric. Still, I'd say most are straight. Cheetah still likes the dick, I can tell you. But then, she comes from a somewhat unusual background."

(Cheetah protests that she likes the pussy just as much)

"As you can see, we have an unusual relationship. We're not precisely monogamous. But yeah, probably a little more same-sex in here than on the outside, but that's to be expected."

"Do you think your readers will be disappointed to find out you're not interested in them sexually?"

"Well, to those who do, all I can say is 'Sorry guys'. But on the other hand, I think they'd understand. I mean... come here Cheetah..."

(Cheetah smiles and walks up beside Udaran).

"Now just look at that body. Those pert boobs... Turn around Cheetah." (Cheetah turns around and bends over) "Look at that tail! That ass!" (Udaran spanks Cheetah's butt at which the other Khajiit yelps)

"Now really, can you blame me guys? I don't hate you. I even appreciate your equipment! I just drool at the sight of a curvy female form like Cheetah's."

"I think most of your fans can understand, since they think the same of your form. Speaking of which, your breasts are rather unusually large for a Khajiit. Do you do anything to enhance them?"

(Udaran laughs) "I do EVERYTHING to enhance them! Everything I can think of. I was blessed with unusually large boobs by my mother, but I also know what they imply. I work out every single day keeping my upper body muscles strong so that they remain as tight as I can keep them. They're nowhere near the perky set that Cheetah and the other girls have. But I guess 'the grass is always greener' applies here. They might be jealous of my big bouncy tits, but I'm just as jealous of their tight and slim tits. They keep me on my toes."

"Speaking of other girls, the Tails of the Argonian girls live in the valley with you Khajiits. Are there any issues with having both races in such close proximity?"

"The lizards? Oh, don't worry, they call us the cats. It's all in fun. No, really there's no competition between us at all I don't think. Our audience just doesn't cross over to theirs and vice versa very often. We have done the occasional multi-racial shoot. But for the most part, at least professionally, we don't have much rivalry there."

"The Tails of the Khajiit has substantially higher subscription rates than the Argonians though. Is that a problem?"

"Not at all. Look, the majority of our subscribers are humans or elves. Khajiit subscribers are actually a very small percentage of our fan base. But the majority of Argonian subscribers are Argonians themselves. I think perhaps it's a mammalian/reptilian divide (even though Argonian's aren't really reptiles)."

"I see. And how about relationships between the races? Do you... mingle?"

"Are you kidding?! Look, sex is sex. It's getting nasty with someone else you find sexy. If two people can communicate, they can get horny. Scales, fur, skin, it's all just fetish material to someone. We kitties love to get frisky with all types, and in my experience it works the other way around too. So yeah, we have cross-racial relationships. Sometimes just... temporary, but some more lasting too."

"You know, there are rumors of parties here in the Valley. And naturally the rumors are erotic in nature too. Is it true? Do you really have orgies in here?"

"Orgies? No, I wouldn't say ORGIES. We do have parties. And sometimes we do invite people from outside. Alcohol is consumed and things happen sometimes, as they would at any party. But I think the word 'orgy' tends to conjure up images where the purpose of the party is to have sex with anyone and everyone. We don't do that."

"But... you do invite outsiders in sometimes?"

"Of course! Special donors, high political figures, even random readers sometimes. But it is by invitation only. We have a unique security arrangement here. There's only one way into the Valley and that way is barred, gated and under security guard 24/7. We don't have a security problem. So the only way to attend one of our parties is to be invited."

"And... how would one get such an invitation?"

"Oh, I don't know. You'd have to ask H."

(H - the pseudonym of the owner of the Tails magazine.)

"Cheetah wants to know if you'd like to attend one."

"Me? Well... I'm really just here to do this interview."

(Udaran's leotard is returned by her assistant. She is helped into it by Cheetah.)

"It does feel better. Does it look good down there to you?)

(Interviewer somewhat flustered) "Um... It..."

"Oh come on, don't be shy. I can't see down that far."

"It looks fine...?"

"Oh you're hopeless. Cheetah, come check me out. Thanks. Now come on, let's get this shoot done. We have a party to go to afterwards right Chee? What? You've been drinking already? Damn, you're ahead of me. Give me a shot."

(Cheetah hands her a drink which is downed instantly.)

"Tell you what, Chee, why don't you keep this guy around. He'd be fun at the party."

"Well I don't know. Suck his dick or something. He's been bursting his crotch for an hour."

"Cheetah, I didn't mean... Now stop it Chee. Put your panties back on. WHOA! Nice face-sitting! You better let him up though. I don't think he can breath. I don't care Chee, get off him. Sorry about that mister. She get's a bit horny when she's been drinking. Oh? Well, if you really WANT to. Okay, I'll be back in an hour or so after the shoot is over. Chee, you're welcome to keep entertaining our guest till then."

(muffled voice of Udaran fades away.)