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Fellatio and Fangs

How to avoid disaster.

by Tails of the Khajiit staff writer (Chuck M.)

Fangs. They're part of why we love our dearest Khajiits so much. There's just one problem, those things are sharp! Yet behind those ivory gateways are the most delightful tongues known to Tamriel. If your lover is like the girls at the Tails, your Khajiit playmate loves to use it on all your most erogenous zones too. Yet for many of us male Khajiit lovers, there's one area of sex play that is often avoided. Fellatio. And that's a pity because, with the right technique and precautions, your kitten can be the ravenous wildcat she was born to be behind closed doors!

Okay, let's not beat around the bush here, even the bravest of Nords would think twice before risking his manhood to those carnivorous fangs. If your lover isn't enamored with the idea of accepting your sexual advances orally, this is your exit point. Nothing we at Tails of the Khajiit can say is going to protect you from a nip if she doesn't want it in there! So for you unlucky folk, we can only advise finding other, less risky avenues of pleasure with your furry friend.

But if your lover is game, there's no reason you can't have it all! And the experience can be mind-blowing. (no pun intended.) The combination of her wanton, lustful growling and that heavenly raspy tongue will have you grabbing her by those ears in no time. It may take some time and careful practice, but it is worth every minute.

First, as with fellatio with any race in Tamriel, you must talk with her first about expectations. Some will be happy to accept your full length, but others simply won't be able to tolerate the natural gag reflex. You do NOT want to be pounding away at her throat when that instinct takes over or you'll soon find out that nature is working against both of your desires. If your lover has this problem, best to practice with somethig a bit less ATTACHED to you! Sausages are one easily obtained practice method, and can be cut to simulate your length and girth. But be careful - you don't want her to begin to associate food with this act. If she eats the sausage while trying to practice, it's doubtful you want to continue down that road.

Fortunately, nature has equipped your lover with a muzzle and, unless you are blessed with longer than average equipment, this gag reflex may be minimal or non-existant. For a change, you can actually celebrate your non-gargantuan apparatus! Sorry, Orcs.

Another thing you should agree on beforehand - how far are you going to go? Just because your kitty loves to wrap her tongue around your man meat doesn't mean she wants you to bust a nut in there. Also, remember than when you shoot your load, that load is going to hit the back of her throat even if haven't got a 12 inch fire hose. And that can cause, you guessed it, the dreaded gag reflex. Neither of you want that. Better to give her a facial that she can wash off than for her to shorten your manhood before it's time!

Speaking of which, we recommend Dragon's Breath Mead as an inexpensive yet quite effective method of removing your spunk from her fur. Granted it will leave her smelling like a drunken tart in Riften, but a bath can take care of that, and you can have even more fun in the bath! So don't be a bastard. Take responsibility and help her clean up after. She'll thank you for it, and be more keen to have a return performance.

Finally, if she is really into you and wants to do this for you, but she can't control her bite reflex, there are appliances available. Any reputable dentist in Skyrim can sell these to you. Just remember, she has to want this as much (preferably more) than you do. She still has claws, and your testicles are in dangerously easy reach. We do not in any way recommend any sort of bondage with your Khajiit lover as standard policy at Tails of the Khajiit. We love our kitties and would never do anything that would in any way cause them pain or discomfort.

As part of our ongoing social responsibility policy, we engage the services of top adventurers to root out and emasculate any males engaged in non-consensual acts with Khajiits all over Skyrim.* As part of that enforcement effort, we do not provide healing potions or any other remediation upon loss of the culprit's penis. Some have been known to bleed out and die. Our mission statement is to promote our love of female Khajiits throughout Tamriel, and we take that statement very seriously.

We hope these tips will help you and your lover to engage safely in this incredibly pleasurable expression of love with her. For those fortunate enough to have a lover who enjoys this method of love-making, you already know the incredible sensation awaiting those who haven't tried it yet.

If you are yourself a female Khajiit between the ages of 18 and 35 and would like to get more information on how you can learn to be the best lover you can be, please send a photo to us at Tails of the Khajiit, or stop by our office at the base of the Throat of the World. We have people standing by to help. Ask for Chuck.

* (disclaimer - adventurer who comes looking for your ass may bear little resemblance to that depicted.)

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