Krystal's Arwitrin Ad

Story by LouisEugenioJR on SoFurry

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A script I wrote featuring Krystal in a commercial for "Arwitrin", which is an antifungal treatment I made up that would exist in the "Star Fox" universe. If anyone has the artistic talent to draw a comic based on the script, please let me know.

Krystal (c) Nintendo


(The ad starts with Krystal standing on a hardwood floor. We cut to a closeup of her feet, where a group of fungi with pickaxes approach them.)

Fungus: Listen up; we've got a pair of feet to infect, so let's get to work!

(The fungi move toward Krystal's feet and use their pickaxes to make the spaces between her toes red and itchy. We cut back to Krystal, who feels an itching and burning sensation.)

Krystal: Ugh, I have athlete's foot!

(She scratches at her feet like crazy. Cutting back to the fungi, they are still using their pickaxes to infect the spaces between her toes.)

Narrator: Is athlete's foot grinding your feet?

(We cut to a bottle of Arwitrin brand foot spray.)

Narrator: Eliminate it with Arwitrin!

(The product slides in next to Krystal's feet.)

Krystal: Arwitrin, huh? I'll give it a go.

(She opens the product and sprays her feet with it.)

Narrator: Arwitrin is the only foot spray clinically proven to soothe the itching and burning of athlete's foot in 3 minutes.

(Cutting back to the closeup of her feet, the fungi all die off from the spray.)

Narrator: Plus, Arwitrin can cure athlete's foot in 7 days!

(We cut to Krystal, who is happy to get some relief.)

Krystal: Wow, my feet are cured. I should use this more often.

(We cut to a shot of Krystal's feet as she puts the product between them.)

Narrator: Arwitrin, the ultimate cure for athlete's foot.