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Just Draserts By Desmond Fallout https://www.furaffinity.net/user/desmondfallout/ [email protected]

What a perfect evening this had turned out to be. A bit of socializing with friends followed by a romantic dinner with the boyfriend at a classy hotel restaurant. Caldy could not help pursing her lips with quiet contempt for such a full dining room of semi-formal furries.

This date had been too perfect for the cheetah's liking.

A soft burp reminded her of the golden wolf slouched low from across the table. Couple more inches and Janus would sink right out of his chair. Although, he seemed too lost in a food coma to notice how gelatine his spine had become. Both hands were ideally rubbing his bulge of a stomach poking from under a buttoned shirt.

Caldy allowed herself to smile while observing her little dork of a boyfriend. Perhaps she was being a bit too paranoid with them dining at a furry convention, of all places. Occasional 'incidents' tended to happen when the wolf got in proximity to some of their friends. They almost always ended with charges of indecent exposure, mild property destruction, and a girlfriend out a wild night of sex for another four months. That was if they were lucky. Seeing each other up close was a rare, and almost random, event.

"I guess dessert is out of the question?" she said with an air of flirtation. Caldy just wanted to make sure Janus had not fallen asleep half out of his chair.

Both the wolf's ears and eyes promptly shot up, confirming he had not. "Oh, yush pweese! What do they got!?"

There was an awkward moment watching Janus wiggle about to sit up straight in his seat. But then their eyes locked with a very boyish smile clearly oblivious to Caldy's need for more 'special flavors' of dessert. Sighing softly, but keeping a half-smile, she reached for the little menu between condiment bottles. Slitted eyes gazed contemplatively over the wine list on the cover before it was flipped open to their selection of sweet dishes.

"Let's see, they got..."

Before she could even register the first item, Caldy's ears twitched to the soft clicks of china plates being set onto their table. Two, triple-layer cakes were presented before them. Their overall decorative appeal looked pricier than both dinners combined. Each layer was even a different kind of cake, creating a rainbow effect of chocolate, red velvet, and carrot.

"Compliments of a convention buddy," the waitress said to Caldy's confused stare. "Said you guys deserved something special. I dunno."

Welp, that shoe had dropped. Caldy slammed the little menu shut and moved to stand.

"Oh-hooo no! Like fudge, we want anything to do with spontaneous gifts from Janus' so called friends. Come on, hun! I got some Hostess in my room we...can..."

She glanced over at Janus only to have her tail drop so fast it slapped the tile floor. In the span of a few short seconds, her dork of a boyfriend had already finished the top layer of his cake.

"What?" he met her flabbergasted glare with bright, innocent eyes. There had been no apparent need for a fork, as he enjoyed licking the thick icing off his hand.

"Nothing!" Caldy fell back into her chair with a small growl.

Janus did not seem to notice her frustration, tearing into the rest of his cake with growing lack of etiquette. If experience were any teacher, the poor wolf would not have a dark much longer anyway.

Which meant Caldy was having a night of angry bed negotiations with Ms. Right Hand.

The expected transformation was setting in before Janus had gotten to his third section of cake. Also about this time he had seemed to have lost any sense of self. Said cake was being shoved into his maw with ravenous intent. Around them, nearby patrons turned to investigate the unusual slurping noises.

Caldy was sure she had a vantage point a lot of transformation fans at this con would kill over. From across the table, she could see Janus' face widen. Each time he opened up for another stuffing of cake, the wolf snout stretched a little thicker. Brief flash between bites showed off teeth growing sharper inside.

Meanwhile, his hair was brightening in hues. Within moments it went from a sandy blond to a pure shimmering gold. A rush of growth caused it to cascaded several feet past his shoulders. From inside that forest of locks, Janus' proud wolf ears migrated down to the sides of his head, remaining cute twitchy little triangles. It was the horns that grew out behind them that actually added some flare. Small curved sickles of bone fanned out, one under the other to create a flower blossom pattern.

Even Caldy had to admit it gave Janus a bit of a stylish look, albeit increasingly feminine as the fur on his face melted into smooth golden scales.

Janus rolled back in his chair still licking icing that had smeared all over his broad new reptilian muzzle. Hands continued to rub at his stomach causing it to gurgle and swell. It was sickening to watch him inflate from a minor 'food baby' into a full on beer gut. From between the space of his puckered shirt buttons, Caldy could make out the fur there was also shedding for the onset of new scales.

She opened her mouth to say something, but Janus beat her to the punch. Well, technically, he let out a belch carried with such magnitude that the entire dinner lost its sense of conversation for observing his belly. The swelling surged from mistakenly pregnant to beyond rational comprehension. Caldy jerked her head in feline reflex to avoid one of the many shirt buttons sent flying from her boyfriends middle. A giant ball of soft golden scales broke free to sag across his lap in an apron.

It was interesting to see his belly button had vanished off the sagging gut. But that is silly reptile anatomy for you.

Trying to speak again only got Caldy cut off by Janus hiccuping. This brought about the immediate onset of two large mounds stretching the chest of his ripping shirt. Caldy might have been annoyed they were bigger than her own, but that could be said about everything Janus at this point. Even with him slouching again, she had to look up to keep face contact.

Another hiccup sent the rest of the poor shirt's buttons flying. A rather long, sensual moan escaped Janus as breasts bigger than his head flopped free to settle on his even larger stomach. Janus wiggled about in his chair, causing their smooth golden scales to cast bright gleams from the hanging lamps. The beginnings of a wider waist started to make the arm rests pinch him a bit. Just not enough to distract from rubbing his new orbs with still tiny wolf hands.

"You going to eat that?" Janus asked in a voice still clearly his, but coming out in a more feminine octave. Most furs at this con would probably think it beautiful combined with his classic draconic face.

"Mmph!" Too bad Caldy was not into girls, or anything pear shaped. By then, she had given up on any hope of a salvageable evening and was fishing through her purse for the iPhone. Angry Birds was soon booted up while the cake sitting forgotten on her side got snatched up.

It got pretty easy to shovel the tasty treat in when Janus's hands pumped into massive paws. Arms ripped through what remained of his shirt sleeves with a surge of sinew, and even denser fat. Fur fell off in clumps for scales of shiny gold. But it was the claws that grew from blunt wolf nails that actually impressed. The thick sickles tipping each sausage finger looked ready to cleave a chunk out of the table with one stray thought.

Which ended up happening a few times between grabbing for hunks of cake. Not that Janus seemed concerned with property destruction at this point. His chair was starting to groan thanks to the overwhelming weight piling on his belly. That looked like it might go any second. Each swallow of cake caused another surge of stomach girth. Their table was starting to tilt a little to make room.

Caldy decided to try buzzing her twitter feed if only to distract from the sounds of strained metal under Janus. His rear had been growing steadily like the rest of him. The chair's armrests no longer had a chance. Child bearing hips pushed them aside much like the pants far too small to contain them. Thighs quickly joined in, popping seams as they closed the space between them with excessive layers of chubby sinew.

The fact Janus was bending steel with his pelvis fat did not seem to register. Only finishing off the last bits of cake really mattered. The last morsel touched his tongue the same time both shoes exploded. Claws much like, yet larger than, the ones on his hands tore through the puny fabric to rack little trenches in the tile floor. The feet themselves ballooned out of their shoe moments later. Now they resembled giant scaled paws of a beast as they happily stomped cracks into the tiles.

Janus continued licking his lips in blissful ignorance of the other customers dispersing in apparent disgust or alarm. Hands roamed at the round curves of breasts and belly under the flaps of his ruined shirt. Caldy noted many other furs had lingered to record this unintentionally raunchy display on their phones.

"Mrrph!!"

The sudden cry caught Caldy off guard. Although she went right back to composing an email to a co-worker back home. Janus was making a very goofy, if tense, grin. She was not about to go looking under the table, but that usually meant his manhood was inverting to girlhood around this point. And with that shift, any interest she had left in this dinner was gone like her chances for straight sex.

"Ah, that was delicious!" Janus almost knocked the table over with her stomach when she stood. Raising hands to the ceiling, she stretched out her muscles under layers of fat with a beastly yawn. As she did so, the entire outer seams of her pants split asunder. Golden scales of thick thighs were quick to rush out in a bright display.

Relaxing out of the stretch with a content sigh, a puzzled expression crossed over Janus' muzzle. She glanced over her shoulder to apparently take in the massive golden glutes pushing down her pants. Grunting in annoyance, she gave her hips a few hard shakes to get them jiggling. Suddenly, the wolf tail that had been meekly dangling atop her bulging bottom gave a loud pop. It promptly smacked the floor in a cloud of its own shedded fur. Now several feet longer and thick with powerful draconic muscle.

That satisfied Janus enough to get her tail wagging around the floor. She turned back to Caldy with a toothy smile. "You think they can get us some more cake?"

Caldy looked up at her former boyfriend and then down to their chair. Poor thing was hardly recognizable as such. Its steel frame was warped to the groove of a rear end several times it's intended support capacity.

"Yeah. Sure. The staff said you could raid the back while they were fleeing in terror."

"Really!? WHEEEEEEE!!"

Caldy blinked as the sound of joyful squealing faded away. She glanced up from posting condescending Jedi opinions on Reddit to stare at the blank space a ten-foot tall dragoness used to occupy. Fortunately, the sounds of wood shattering seconds later made it easy to figure out where Janus had bounced off to.

The kitchen's swinging doors now had an exceptionally pear-shaped hole busted through them.

"Of course..." Caldy resumed browsing threads in need of some junk posting. The sounds of dishes shattering made it a tiny bit difficult to focus. Maybe they'll get lucky. Janus could turn back before the hotel billed a dragon built like an SUV for the repairs.

No sooner had that thought crossed her mind than the sounds of approaching sirens began to register. Rapid flashes of blue and red were soon lighting up every available window. That was Caldy's cue for finally turning off her phone.

"Janus? Sweety?" She tried to sound calm, despite the murderous rage against cakes currently boiling over. "I hate to interrupt your hoarding, but the police got called. I'd really like to not be an accomplice to Convention drama."

"WHAT!?"

Another crash made Caldy jump out of her chair. Janus had forgone using the door again. Instead, her belly punched another imprint through the sheetrock wall. A large tarp was slung over her shoulder bulging to the brim with all manner of foods.

She really wanted to berate Janus for that but suffered a case of deer-in-headlights seeing the wide dragoness lumbering over with astonishing speed. Without having to stop, Caldy was scooped up into Janus' free hand to be slung over her other shoulder as additional cargo.

"Hey! HEEEEY! Put me down you fat turd!"

"Dragon horde and maiden acquired," Janus said, probably more to herself. The constant smacking of fists on her back did nothing to detract from her fleeing. Each footfall sent chairs and table jumping several inches off the ground as they passed. "We must hide in a cave until the heat dies down!"

"Like hell I'm a maiden! You're not even a guy anymore! Janus! STOP!"

Caldy looked up in time to see the street entrance of the restaurant burst open. Over a dozen humans in blue suits poured in with flashlights and stun guns training the room.

"POLICE! FREEZE!"

And that was the last she saw of that scene. A loud explosion caused all focus to zero in on where the duo had been. Yet all the flashlights could illuminate was the great outline of two misshapen humanoids engraved where a fire exit used to be.

END

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