Snack Attack
ALL CHARACTERS MENTIONED ARE CREDITED FULLY TO THEIR OWNERS
Charlie and Jackie sat on the couch in Charlie's apartment. They were watching a rather bad movie and were having fun ripping on it just like Joel and the bots from MST3K, except these two were chucking snacks at the screen as well. The movie....The Amazing Colossal Man. By the way, folks, these guys dress weird. Both of them have panties on their head. Charlie has white boxers with red hearts on them and Jackie has white boxers with rubber duckies on them, both worn normally. Charlie wore a white wifebeater and, being a futa, hir well endowed items stuck out like an MinnieShoof trying to hide behind a tree. Jacky, on the other hand, wore one of Charlie's bras backwards so that the cups were on his shoulder blades. He made silly flexes every once in a while.
Suddenly, a newsflash came on over the TV. "We have an explaination for the tremors, Folks. A giant creature has been spotted downtown. More later." The show resumed and Jackie started armpit farting while singing badly to the tune. There was a huge shudder of the earth causing us to go outside in time to see the creature. A giant slice of cheesecake! We watched as the general populace ran about in panic and Blueballs getting pounded by a fat, sweaty redneck bear that beat him every once in a while at a sheltered bus stop. Jacky gasped. "Sanctified mother of crud! We need the help of the Desert Knights!" Being reserve members of this mostly coyote task force themselves, they were able to comminucate to the others. And being their random, silly selves, they strapped their communicators to their junk. They reaches into their boxers, pulled out their junk, and simultaniously said "Desert Knights, downtown emergency!"
They then let go of their junk and gave a pelvic thrust before putting it back. Charlie and Jackie held hands and skipped over to the bus stop where the sweaty redneck was rubbing a pair of large blue furred junk, not even bothering to put it away. They sat there and watched as the main team of the Desert Knights attacked this grand dessert. It roared at them and flung frosting to try and keep them away. Within a few hours, thebeast was toppled over and the citizens flooded from their homes. Everyone ate and were naughty exhibitionists in the giant cheesecake. The redneck even humped the cheesecake with his new blue junk. Charlie spotted this. "Hey, Jackie. Where'd Blueballs go?" Jackie shrugged. "I dunno but the redneck that was pounding him suddenly got himself a new set of junk." You don't think...." started Charlie. Jackie shrugged. "Could be. Hey! Wanna go back to your apartment so I can try that on you, then invite my hot and sexy boyfriend over so we can pound each other?" "SURE!" shouted Charlie as they did silly walks they saw from a local ministry all the way back.
Bizarro say it am beginning!