Not Much, Just Got Skunked with a Blind Date (Johara Crossover Fanfiction)

Story by PixelsWithFur on SoFurry

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Chad remembers his final blind date, before his satisfying marriage with Raia.

Disclaimer: All OCs (i.e. Chad Purrcision, Johara Mombasa, etc.) belong to their respective owners. This is a non-profit fanfiction posted under Fair Use.


Chad Purrcision, proud mate of Mrs. Raia Blitz Purrcision, is the type of guy who previously went the blind date route. One blind date would have then changed how he saw blind dates. Much to his surprise, this took place at a more conservative restaurant. "Hey there," said his blind date. Chad looked confused, but then noticed that his date was: "Johara Mombasa?" These words verified his anthropomorphic date. "Yeah, that's my name," she said. Chad knew that he could have had somebody lesser known than her, but making her cuckold Kyrell would not be hard; well, as long as she cooperates. "Where are you from," he asked. "L.A., California," Johara said to him. Chad nodded and gestured a waitress to see him. "Hey, I would already like to order," he said. The waitress blinked awkwardly, but she saw him wave. "Sir, I'll be there," she said. Johara licked her lips while she looked at Chad. "I bet you get all the girls, just like me," she said, ogling at the waitress as well. Chad nodded sheepishly and grinned innocently. "You date girls, too," he asked.

"Yeah, tons of 'em," replied Johara. Chad felt a little more confusion, but ignored Johara's inner lesbian side. "I see," he said, actually a bit crept out, due to something he found disturbing. "If she's into women, why am I dating this chick," Chad thought. Johara giggled and saw his eyes ogling her bosom. "Like my D's, Sir," she asked. He blinked and looked at her in the eyes. "Is that how big those boobs are," he thought. "Er, they're all right," he said. Johara was surprised at Chad's choice of his words. "All right, good sir," she asked in an irritated tone of voice. Chad smirked while the waitress approached both of them. "Nobody should have to fight over me," she said. Chad and Johara were both stunned by the waitress. "I'm betting her minimum bra size has to be F," thought Chad. Johara also took note of the tits to see. "Damn, girlfriend! You're packin' something I like," she said. The waitress looked embarrassed at the skunk she saw, who tried to hit on her.

"Ma'am I'll get my manager if you're acting like this," she said. Chad felt sorrier for the waitress, due to her having been a friend with benefits. "My apologies for my date's perverted comments," he said. The waitress blushed a little while she hugged Chad. "Thank you for understanding. I'm glad to have friends like you on board," she said. Johara was pissed at the waitress, but knew Chad was a good friend of her. "Excuse me, girlfriend- I want to order," she yelled. The waitress looked nervously at Chad, who held one of her hands. "I'll like regular tuna," he said. Johara was still angered, but tried to stay calm. "I'm not hungry, honestly. Some wine would be nice, though," she said. The waitress left the dating anthros once their ordering had been finished. "Chad, please reject her," she said via a whisper. Chad nodded and understood the waitress' rather concerned look on her face. The two shared a kiss while Johara just watched, curious about what they spoke of. "Run along now, Sweetie," Chad ordered.

The waitress obeyed her feline friend and left them. "Affirmative," she said. Johara was now about to snap, but knew she would get kicked out if she screwed up just one more time. "Chad, how do you get your girls," she asked. "I can't tell you how, since I just met you," Chad said. Johara looked even unhappier and turned her big butt to face him. "If you do not tell me, I will skunk you," she said, attempting a forceful bribe on him. Chad fled the scene before Johara could skunk him. After that incident, skunking was ruled illegal, due to its negative effects on most organisms. Johara herself was forced to pay for damages done when she sprayed the waitress who had Chad's requested tuna for him. "That's why I can't trust skunks; they are as good as they smell," Chad said to his mate. Raia looked speechlessly at her mate. "Glad you fled before Johara sprayed you," she said.