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A goat walks into a bar...there's no punchline because this is a match, not a joke. Tables and chairs are evenly spaced around the ring. Jamie looks around, somewhat confused but admired at the change in setting. He heads towards the ring in his signature gear: black briefs with a light-blue, silver-trimmed fire pattern, and black wrist bands and kick pads with a light-blue trim. He hops on the side of the ring and climbs right in, jumping up and down, impatiently waiting for Jeb.

Jeb staggers in wearing his mask and black jeans. A change up of his usual attire but fitting for a bar. He searches around the bar for the ring and sees Jamie there already. "Ah...so we finally meet in the ring."

Jamie stops jumping and grins."Ricky's told me a bit about ya, said you were a fan." He second guesses about his current attire, but doesn't let it bother him.

"Fan, watcher, Hunter, I'm called a lot of things." He grins and climbs into the ring under the ropes. He cracks his arms out and stretches around to warm up. "So goat man you ready for a rumble?"

Jamie cracks his knuckles and neck. "You betcha!"

The bell rings and Jeb takes a defensive boxing pose and walks on closer.

Jamie wastes no time and charges at the wolf. He jumps up to try going for a jumping high kick at the wolf.

The wolf tries to block the kick with his forearms. He grunts a bit and attempts to shunt his shoulders into the goat at the same time.

Jamie grunted at getting a shoulder to his leg as he fell, being knocked back some. He would immediately get up and get into a defensive boxing stance as well. "Oooo, a challenge. This'll be fun." He smirks.

He smirks and starts to square off with him, fists raised high as the two men enter a circle dance. "I like to impress the new blood." After his taunt he sends out a few faints out shots to keep him on his toes.

Jamie flinches at the faints, but keeps his fists up. "Fuck are we boxing for?" He then would crouch low and charge to try to wrap his arms around the wolf's waist. If he succeeds, he'll attempt to throw the wolf in a belly-to-belly suplex.

The wolf is taken by suprise and gets lifted up. He grabs a hold of Jamie by the shoulders and does his best to brace himself for the suplex coming but gets slammed neither the less.

Jamie screams as he throws the heavier wolf to the canvas, despite his resistance. He quickly reorients himself and faces the wolf. He would then try to go for an elbow drop to the wolf's gut. If successful, he would then try to grab at the wolf's legs and put him in a cloverleaf hold.

Jeb look up at the goat and sees a shadow coming down. Instincts kick in as he rolls out of the way and watches as Jamie slams himself down onto the canvas. Quick to act Jeb pounces atop of Jamie and tries to lock his arms behind his back for a camel clutch hold.

Jamie screams and grunts after the wolf rolled out of the way of his elbow drop. "Fuckin' a! Again!?" He tries getting up despite the stinging in his elbow, but soon felt the wolf's paws pulling up under his chin. "Ghaaa!"

The wolf places his feet beside the goat's side and pulls tightly. He smirks and tugs tightly as me makes Jamie lift off the ground with a tug. "Tut tut such language!" With that the Wolf begins to jerk around, quickly pulling up and down on his chin.

Jamie grunts and screams as he felt his back pulled back repeatedly. He then tighten his arms already around Jeb's thighs and begins to pull forward to try getting the wolf's legs to slip out from underneath him, hoping it would force the wolf to let go.

Jeb made a bad move and he suddenly feels himself slipping backwards onto his ass. He let's go of his neck and rolls off the goat as Jeb decides to back away.

Jamie quickly gets up, but grunts at his aching back after the hold. He faces the wolf and crouches some, resting his hands on his thighs and panting a little. He notices Jeb backing away. "What? I scare you that much already?" He chuckles.

Jeb smirks and grabs a hold of the ropes to lift himself back up to his feet. He cracks his knuckles and growls with a smile "Oh boy, nothing scares me....come at me." Jeb grins and teases the goat towards him.

Jamie slaps his thighs and straightens out, getting into a boxing stance again. He grins. "You first wolfy boy."

With that the Wolf moves in for the kill. He darts left and right at his sides as he extends an fist outward for an upper to his jaw. If it hits he'll hopefully send the boy dizzy...hopefully.

"Shit!" Jamie quickly ducks and goes for a hard jab to the wolf's gut, trying to double-him over enough. If successful, he'll then try to grab at the arm the wolf threw at him and quickly pull it back to put the wolf in a hammerlock.

The strike hits him hard. Not even his abs couldn't take that impact as he doubled over. Then before you knew it the goat had his arm pulled back into the hammerlock as he struggles to keep his balance and trashes about.

Jamie pulls upwards a little harder on the wolf's arm to put more and more pressure on the wolf's shoulder, trying to keep the wolf from thrashing about. "Oh com'on, I know you can handle this big guy!"

Jeb chuckles and shakes his head. "Boy...the day I've had." With that Jeb took a deep breath and tried to duck down infront of the rope and use the momentum to flip Jamie over his back and out of the ring. If it worked he'd by the world's first airborne goat!

Jamie soon found himself flying over the wolf, but would keep a tight grip on the wolf's wrist to at least give that shoulder one more uncomfortable tug. He grabbed for the rope with his free hand, just barely keeping his balance on the ring edge, and then would have to quickly let go of the wolf to grab the rope with both hands and quickly pull himself forward, possibly giving the wolf a sudden headbutt in the process from the momentum.

As his arm is yanked here, there and everywhere he let's out a growl. He watches as the graceful goat holds the ropes in the hopes of a rebound. As he tries to come back with a headbutt the wolf ducks out the way, barely grazing him as he feels the air zip by. "Bloody hell you're hard to get away."

Jamie stood for a moment on the ring edge, panting. "I'm not...one...to back away...from a challenge." He then jumps and tries to shoot his legs forward through the top and middle ropes, hoping to give the wolf a taste of his hooves and at least get himself back in the ring.

Jeb takes a stance and at the last moment grabs a hold of his ankles. Dispite taking the brutal missle drop he keeps his ground, now holding the you get goat tightly by his hooves. "Didn't anyone teach you manners?" The wolf grins down at the goat as his chest starts to bruise.

Jamie ended up letting go of the ropes and felt his back slam on the canvas, grunting loudly finding that the wolf managed to grab a hold of his ankles. He quickly gets up as much as he could, wincing at his back from earlier, to try to keep his shoulders off the canvas in case the wolf goes for a pin. "Time and place for everything dude."

"Oh I agree!" The Wolf then began to try and flip Jamie over onto his belly pulls his legs back to try and pulls off a Boston crab.

Jamie yelped as he felt himself flipped over and then screamed as the wolf put him through more back torture. "Ack...you sonofabitch."

The wolf got serious now. He pulled more and more as he built the pressure up, his feet almost touching the floor as the goat was bent outta shape. "Grrr! Gotta take you down a peg!"

Jamie's screaming in agony at how far back the wolf was bending him back, practically clawing at the canvas to try pulling himself out, though he knew that wouldn't work. He did the only thing he could do, while risky, was to try to grab at the wolf's ankles and pull to trip the him up again, knowing the wolf would just land on top of him.

Jeb saw him grab his ankle. He knew what the goat was planning and deciding to go against it. Jeb let's go of Jamie's ankles and let's him fold out then moves to grab his arm and attempts to lift the goat kid up to his feet.

Jamie grunted as he felt his back start to fold out and being lifted up by the arm, getting up. He panted heavily.

The wolf moves behind Jamie, if all went to plan he would go and shove his head under the goats arm to lift him up before running to the ropes to slam the boy out the ring, a brutal drop for any would-be champ.

Jamie felt Jeb attempting to lift him up, but kept his hooves planted and squeezed his arm tight around the wolf's conveniently-placed head in a side headlock, locking it in. He would then try to turn himself around to put the wolf in a front-facing headlock. If successful, he would immediately throw the wolf in a DDT.

Jeb couldn't belive it as he was caught tightly! Suddenly the wolf felt the familiar sensation as he's flipped and slammed down into a DDT. Cracking his back on the floor as he growls in pain.

Jamie gets back up as quick as he can, putting the back of his hand on his back and hissing. He hobbles over to Jeb and gives the wolf a few kicks to the wolf's side.

Jeb braces himself and takes a few kicks before rolling away and onto his feet, howling as he glares down at the boy. "Now you've done it kiddo..."

Jamie backs away from the wolf as he gets up and takes a defensive stance, panting heavily and keeping his focus on the wolf.

Jeb growls and moves in closer. He'd test out his reflexes with a few jabs before going down low for a sweep kick. If it successful knocks him down the wolf would rush to the ropes to follow up with a springboard.

Jamie just dodged the jabs but got caught in the sweep kick, getting knocked down again, thankfully not on his back this time. He saw the wolf springboard off the ropes and quickly rolled out of the way, not wanting to feel that large wolf slam on top of him.

Jeb slams to the spot beside Jamie. The ropes shake with a shockwaves as the beast lands. He looks down at the goat and decides to get a little revenge and starts to kick his side, just how he did to him.

Jamie yelped and grunted at the kicks to his side, quickly rolling away and would get back up while holding his side. He then backs away from the wolf towards the center of the ring, getting back into a defensive stance.

Once Jamie put some distance between him Jeb would close in and leap towards the goat for a bearhug, if it connects hell have the little scrapper crushed and lifted up.

Jamie quickly spun himself around, not wanting the wolf to grab at him again, and would try to go for a double dropkick to the wolf's back. If successful, he would quickly get back up, grab at the wolf's ankles, and put the wolf in a boston crab as revenge for his own back pain.

This worked, Jeb was kicked over and desperate tries to keep on his back. When Jamie grabs a hold of his ankles he left his arms up and tries to kick a foot square into his jaw to escape.

Jamie grunted at the kick, letting go of one ankle to rub his jaw while holding onto the other. If the wolf went for another kick with his freed ankle, Jamie would then grab at that ankle again and still try to get revenge via putting the wolf in a Boston crab.

"...oh figs." The wolf exclaimed as he desperately tries to keep his ballance but looses his holding as hes flipped onto his abs and had his legs bend waaaaay back, torturing his spin as he growls.

Jamie pulled back hard, really bending the wolf's back as much as he could. "I thought this was your favorite move?" He taunted.

He gasps and tries to push his paws back, getting off the ground a little as the wolf was hurting. "Grrr to good....when torturing boys!"

Jamie grunted as he applied more pressure to the wolf's back, trying to keep him down as he noticed him try to get up. "Yeah? Well I'm not one of those boys, now am I?"

Jeb growls. His back being forced over as he bites his lip. He holds his paws against the canvas tries one last move, unsure what would happen. He begins to try and both feet around Jamie's waist and use his leg muscles to try and force him off. If it worked he'd would slam the mouthy goat over on his ass, if not the wolf would be suffering even more.

"What the?" Jamie yelped when he felt the wolf's feet grab at his waist and threw him out of the hold. He grunted as he hit the canvas, but quickly tried to get back up before the wolf does.

The wolf was anything if an easy mark. Once he flipped that goat off he make his move and rolled onto his back and aimed both feet toward Jamie as he kicked out, hoping to hit anything of him.

Jamie barely felt the wolf's feet graze his stomach as he was just about to stand up fully. It only knocked him back some, but he stumbled a little at the kick. He backed up some from the wolf and got back in a stance, as it seemed like he can only take the defensive right now.

Jeb sees the goat back up and stands to his feet. He wasn't going down without a fight so the wolf would give it to him as he planted a foot firmly down and charged off into Jamie, aiming a 250lb. drop kick aimed directly at the goats chest.

Jamie quickly put his arms up to block the kick to his chest, having it shove his hands in his face and still knock him back on the canvas. He quickly shook his head as he tried to get up before the wolf, panting heavily.

As he lands on the canvas he seems Jamie knocked down. He moves closer until finally he grabs a hold of both his legs and attempts to slams his back against the mat for his signature jacknife pin. If the goat wasn't quick enough he'd be caught!

Jamie sees the wolf get up quickly and go for his legs. Picking up his pace, he managed to get up before the wolf could grab at him. He refuses to let this wolf touch his hooves ever again! He quickly got into a tight boxing stance again, stepping some away from the wolf and circling around him.

The wolf growls, he was huffing into his chest fur in frustration as he plays by the goats rules. He adopts a boxing pose and jolts around him. Prodding his weaknesses with a right and a left as the two made their stand.

Jamie just saw this as Jeb taunting him again. He gave a deep breath and charged at the wolf, but would sidestep at the last second and go for the wolf's arm to try and put him in an armbar. If successful, Jamie would then irish whip the wolf into the ropes.

Jeb let's out a short yelp as he's grabbed and slung about. He holds his arm as he hits the ropes, desperately he tries to counter it with a slingshot as he uses the momentum for a spear tackle.

Jamie was going to go for a clothesline after the wolf rebounded off the rope, but quickly spun out of the way after noticing the wolf going for his waist. He hopes the wolf would launch himself out of the ring after that.

The damn spear missed. With that he launches himself out of the ring and slams trough the tables as he rolls meters away. Holding his back in pain.

Jamie ran to the ropes and looked over where Jeb launched himself. He chuckled before grabbing the top rope and jumping up and over it, and then hopping down out of the ring to approach Jeb. He would then grab the wolf's head, lifting him up, and try to irish whip the wolf again, only towards the ring edge.

As Jeb laid there he growls deeply. Once his head was grabbed the wolf wasn't having it and wrapped his paw around his wrist to pull the small goat down, hoping to face plant him into the ground with a thud.

Jamie felt Jeb grab his wrist and gasped. His face soon met the hard, wooden floor of the bar, screaming and covering his face with both hands. He tried to quickly roll himself away from the wolf, and slowly got up, hissing at the sting in his nose from the faceplant.

As he was distracted the wolf moves himself around behind the goat as he attempts a bearhug and a follow through german suplex as would aim to slam the kids back against the edge of the ring.

Jamie grunted as he felt the wolf grab at his waist immediately after he got up and crush him a bearhug. He could feel the wolf about to throw him, but kept his hooves planted and instinctively grabbed at the wolf's arms around him. One side of his nose was bruised from the faceplant earlier and he hissed some after being forced to take his hand off it.

Jeb growls as he felt the goat not giving for up, he tries jerk his back in the bear hug to weaken him. "Grrrrr damn it!" He was getting enraged as Jeb squeezes tightly. His heart racing as suddenly he twists his body around and tries to go for a body slam against the tables.

Jamie felt the wolf change his throw and slammed into one of tables, nearly missing hitting his head on the edge but slammed his arm against it instead. He quickly rolled on his back, holding the side of his arm and gritting his teeth. He glared at the wolf and kicked blindly at him with a hoof.

The wolf holds his side in pain as the two came crashing down. He huffs and desperately tries to roll away from the goat.

Jamie scrambled on all fours towards the wolf, slowly standing up as he did so. He tries to grab at the wolf by the arm this time to stand him up. If successful, he would whip the wolf towards the wall where he has a clear shot, and attempt to finish the wolf off with "The Heartburn," a charging battering ram attack to the chest.

The wolf was in no position to fight back as he's slammed onto the wall. He tries to regain his composure before suddenly he takes a full body slam into his chest. He's left gasping and clutching his chest before dropping down to his ass in pain. "Gaaaah.....ah...."

Jamie had to keep himself from falling too, putting both hands on the wall and panting heavily for a moment. He would then grab the wolf by the ankles and drag him far enough on the floor so he would be flat on his back, followed by a pin attempt.

Jeb was gasping for air as he closes his eyes. He was going down, no doubt as he laid flat on his back.

Jamie kept his body tight against the wolf in case he kicked out. With the way this match went, he wouldn't have been surprised. As he heard the autoref count down, he quickly noticed Jeb wasn't getting up anytime soon. After the 3-count, the bell rang, concluding the match. Jamie then rolled off of Jeb and laid on his back as well, feeling the twinges of pain in his back from being stretched out so much.

After a few minutes Jeb growled in pain. He tries to lean up and coughs out. "Grrrrr gonna get you for that...boy." He says with a smirk as the wolf playfully kicks at him.

Jamie winces a little, but smirks a bit. He eventually leans up as well and turns to the wolf. "Just try wolfy boy."

He shakes his head and rolls onto all fours as Jeb goes to leave the bar. Sore and broken but still hoping he had his pride, he staggers out. "Come on...you can get this round."

Jamie follows suit and slowly gets up, wincing at his back. He chuckles as he follows Jeb out of the bar.