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Ch. 32 Christmas Unlodging

"Okay that's the last one" the wolf said as he put a final bag into the hatchback trunk space of the rented station wagon. "Now we can get on the road"

He closed the hatch and came round to the drivers seat. In the passenger seat a golden zebra was holding up a device programed with a route in thin red lines while the zebras twin was in the second row passenger seat. Next to him was an orange fox playing a handheld game against a black otter with a blue strip of hair that shimmered because of the frosting on its tip. In the third row, a black furred dragon was reading a book quietly while a black panther snuggled up against him playfully. The dragon was wearing a sweater and jeans and looked just a little bit annoyed but quite cozy in a place he wouldn't be forced to move around in a lot, the cat was wearing a powder blue suit to match his eyes, the zebras were wearing sweaters and jeans as well. The fox was dressed in a green sweater and grey slacks while the otter was wearing a blue sweatshirt and ski pants.

The wolf was dressed in an old fashioned comforter and wool pants and a sock cap that he set aside as he started the car. He pulled out of the house in reverse and the group got under way. Aleck had decided to take Zee, Zane, Lee, Nick, Kitsu, and Asmo on a special Christmas eve trip. They would get in a little bit of skiing and then have some holiday fun before leaving the next evening to spend the night at Aleck's. Aleck carefully merged into the traffic heading out of town and then onto the hyperway that crossed to the mountains through forested glens. Zee had the phone programed with the route and was helping to guide them. The rest of the group chatted slightly, played games, or read as the trip went on.

Zane kept playfully flirting with Asmo and trying to get a reaction out of the fluffdrake who just wanted to read his book. Kitsu and Nick played several games against each other on handhelds and the fox flirted with the otter trying to get a rise out of him but not succeeding. Zee and Lee chatted with Aleck and kept him alert to the traffic and the weather as the trip progressed.

Overall it took less than two hours to make it to the lodge. Once they arrived Aleck went on up to get the room reservations confirmed and the keys. Lee and Zee helpfully got baggage carts and got the others to help pack them then Kitsu moved the car to a parking space. Together they all went on up to the room. The lodge on the outside looked like a traditional ski lodge but had an oddly distinct shape involving a rounded section surrounding an inner courtyard that could be closed off and had been for winter and now contained a skating rink. Above the rounded section, a wing had been added on or perhaps the rounded segment had been added to a rectangular part of the building. It was all constructed of wood and coted in places with white stucco.

Aleck had reserved a large suite in the higher up rectangular part of the lodge. They could overlook into the courtyard and through a clear Plexiglas ceiling watch the skaters on the rink below. They headed for the back of the lodge and took an elevator to their suite. The first true challenge came in determining who got what room. Two of the rooms had full sized beds and another two had twins. Aleck decided to take one of the full sized beds for himself. Lee and Zee not to anyone's shock took the other double bed. Nick and Asmo headed for one room with twin beds leaving Kitsu and Zane to bunk together.

That being settled they unpacked their clothes and then met up in the living/dining area and sat around just resting. With the afternoon ahead of them they had lots of options, skiing, tubing, sledding, sleigh rides. Many things were still open to them to do and they needed to sit down and decide what they wanted to do.

"I'm up for a little skiing if anyone else is" Aleck started

"I could go for a little of that after all that's what we came for" one of the twins said while the other nodded

"Me too" "yes" "Well I don't know but I could go for it" came the chorus from the other three.

It was pretty much decided then to grab their ski equipment, let Zane get out of the suit he was wearing and reconvene in the lobby to head to the slopes. It took around thirty minutes to do so and they were just in time to catch the lodge's shuttle service to the ski lift. They enjoyed the ride and despite a couple of people's fears of heights the lift up to the slope was enjoyed by all. The only unfortunate bit was upon reaching the summit of the slopes they were assaulted by brash behavior.

A local college fraternity had decided to go away on a short ski weekend as well and several members were already at the top preparing to go down. They were horsing around which would have been acceptable to remind them for safety had several members not been horses themselves. Aleck's group politely waited their turn and did their best to ignore the idiots as the pretended ski poles were penises and made basic stooges of themselves.

Aleck's group waited patiently to go down the paths because of the large group ahead of them it took a few minutes. That worked to a few peoples advantages to acclimate with the heights they had to deal with. Nick was one of the few who gulped every time he looked at the edge and when he came to his turn he performed the ancient rite of announcing that "this is crazy" three times before whooping he skied over the edge and on down the hill. The zebra twins went down together and Kitsu went along with Asmo so they wouldn't get lost. This just left Aleck and Zane. The Cat looked at the wolf and then giggling headed on down the slope. Aleck followed and shushed and shished along curving past trees and boulders until he and the rest reached the bottom.

They took a moment to breath then headed for the lift to go again. They repeated this process a few more times until they were stopped by the ski patrol.

"Sorry guys I know you came up for fun but a couple of the jerk offs from the fraternity have gone missing and we are temporarily closing the slopes so we don't lose anybody else. The Lodge has sent up the shuttle why don't you head back and get some cocoa." The large Elk directed them to the bus painted red and white to help find it easily and to which other furs were heading.

"Sure thing" Aleck said as he led the group over and boarded the bus. "it will be okay guys we can have fun I bet they didn't close the tubing lanes for this so we can get off there and have fun doing that instead."

The other six bobbed their heads and agreed so when the bus pulled up to pick up furs and let them off at the tubing site the seven friends got off and headed to get registered. Once each one was wearing his tag they grabed tubes from the large pile and went to stand on the moving belt that carried them to the top. Since tubing wasn't as high up the fear of heights didn't quite hit anybody. However the anxiousness of a long wait did since the sport slightly above sledding was a popular one. Many families and furs were there if only for a day trip and it took a little bit even with thirty lanes open for people to travel down.

Elsewhere the fraternity members who had gone missing were giggling and chortling up a storm while the ski patrol hunted for them. The two rabbits were well known jokesters and decided that today would be a good day for a prank right out of Tom Sawyer. They were watching from a tall pine all the hunting and calling.

"Man this is great I think I see Wilkins having a panic attack" said one

"Yeah well he would wouldn't he, the guy gets upset if a cloud crosses the sun" said the other

"Heh well what do you expect we've had fun with him often enough this semester he's probably worried his bed will get cold"

"That or his stomach won't get filled as easily anymore"

"Yeah well he is a bit of a tool we should spend more time with Hector"

"What about me?" a voice called from below

The pair nearly fell out of the tree when the voice of a tall skinny elephant called up. They looked down and the grumpy pachyderm finished pissing on the tree trunk then zipped up his ski pants.

"Aww not cool man how do you expect us to get down now?" the first rabbit whined.

"Not my problem you two clowns are always screwing up don't you realize what you've done today is technically a felony?" the elephant asked

"Hey it's not our fault we decided to have a little fun and the next thing we know the patrols are out looking for us" the second rabbit said defensively.

"Bah I really don't care I just know you two need to get back down here and pay the consequences or else" the big fur said as he kicked snow off one of his boots.

Grumbling the rabbits both came down stopping before they landed in the melted slushy pile of yellow snow. They looked grumpily at the elephant who only chuckled before lifting them both off the tree like so many ripe fruits. He didn't set them down but held onto them and gently groped their asses extorting meeps and churrls from both.

"Heh you two make a hefty load I'm impressed with you both but I do have to wonder how do you both taste?" he asked

The looked at each other alarmed but before a fight could be put up the elephant had shoved them both in his leathery maw and gulped them down shucking their clothes as they went. Within instants they were ploshing into the tightly muscled gut of the elephant their clothes held by him as discovery of their end. With a raucous belch, the pachyderm moved along back to the search party holding the now wet clothes and belching as his stomach began to slosh and gurgle over its latest meal.

The elephant returned holding the clothes and the search was called off. The patrols wrote them down as a PFL and the slopes were reopened. Aleck's group continued tubing for several hours before returning to the lodge. Warm bathes and showers were had by all in some cases in twos in most ones. Then as a group, they headed for the lodges dining hall and took a large table. A pretty gazelle waitress came over and took their orders and brought drinks and rolls.

The group ate happily then returned to their suite and huddled round the warm fire while Aleck popped in a Christmas movie and then with the warm fire they huddled round the TV as well and enjoyed the movie. It was late when they all decided to head for bed. Aleck lay awake reading, the zebra twins were playing cards with Asmo and Kitsu. Nick had fallen asleep and Zane had as well. Aleck was just nodding off when loud music and the crash of furniture overhead woke them. They convened in the living area and looked up above.

"Well this is interesting" Zane quipped.

"Yes it is; what do you think is going on?" asked Nick as he sat in the large squishy chair.

"I don't know but I intend to find out but first" Aleck said as he lifted the phone receiver and dialed for the desk. "Yes hello desk this is Aleck Wuff in Suite 718 my friends and I are trying to sleep but the people in the suite above us are making quite a bit of racket is there anything that can be done?" he asked

The group listened as Aleck nodded and smiled then frowned a little bit then nodded some more. The person on the other end kept on talking and to the group it sounded like those comical squeaky voices phones got in cartoons. Aleck finally hung up after saying good bye.

He sighed "Welp that's that then we just have to wait patiently while the hotel guest services are sent up to convey the noise complaint then they should settle down" he then went over to the small kitchenette "so who wants cocoa while we wait?"

They enjoyed nice warm cups of hot chocolate and some cookies while the noise kept getting louder and louder. After a half hour of it they heard the sound get interrupted then some shouting several angry voices and finally a door slammed shortly before the phone rang.

"Hello?" Aleck asked

The squeaky voice returned for a period while Aleck nodded and smiled then said a polite "good bye thank you"

He hung the phone up and turned back, "Well she said it was all taken care of that if we have any more problems they will compensate us, as for controlling the issue; well since this is a limited area and they did pay as we did the most they will do is continue to ask them to respect other patrons."

The group nodded as he said this and then collectively they returned to their rooms and got back into bed intending to settle down again for sleep. Aleck had just nodded off when the whumping started again and this time it was followed by a knocking on the door to the suite that turned to a rapid banging and finally a crash as the door was knocked off its hinges. Aleck and the Zebras raced into the room and found a large elephant standing in the entrance behind him was a pair of bulls a rhino and two tigers. The collective furs leered at the other group and then grabbed them up and carried them bemused, confused, and worried up the stairs and into the other suite where they were tossed unceremoniously onto a mattress that had been dragged out to the living area.

"Dinners on people" the elephant called out as the fraternity swarmed around the group.

Aleck jumped to his feet "What do you think you're doing with us?" he snarled

The big elephant pushed him down, "We think we are dealing with the only problem between us and an all-night party"

The frat circled round and leered at the group on the bed. A pair of tigers sized things up before grabbing up Zane and Nick and carrying them away to the couch. The two circled the couch while the two furs held onto each other and watched them before the tigers pounced and while the frat cheered the two furs were gulped down to mound out the tigers stomachs. The zebras were snared by the elephant who carried them over to the chair and began petting them over while Aleck was snatched up by a fellow wolf who forced himself on the larger wolf.

Things really picked up from there a bull ran off with Kitsu and the little fox was slipped down a hungry cock that belched up cum afterwards. Asmo was swallowed by a rabbit after the bunny pointed a flushmaster shrink device at him. The last two to go were the zebras and they were able to get a close up on the rabbits from earlier.

Once the impromptu guests where deposed of the frat got back to the mass party they had planned. More kegs of beer were brought in and Christmas lights that had been strung about where lighted. Techno music began to blare and for added effect the group could now look down and see a Christmas tree being displayed on the skating pond. The Frat partied on and on bathing their guests in beer as they guzzled it and in some cases turning stomachs into double dwelling spaces.

At one point a few of the bulls turned the party into an all-out eating contest. Other frat members who couldn't keep up with the dancing or the drinking were swallowed up till the only ones remaining were the elephant the two tigers and three bulls. The elephant was sacked out on the mattress the friends had occupied earlier and was watching the others as they continued on with the game. Shortly before four in the morning he called them over and got them to turn off the music and the lights and join him in getting a little bit of rest.

They woke up around three in the afternoon each with different results. The bulls rushed to the toilet in the bathroom and shared it offloading their guests. The commode was expanded when the tigers walked in and joined them. The elephant was the only one still sleeping but that changed when all his guests including the rabbits crashed into his colon and raced to the exit blasting hot gas out as they hit his rectum.

He awoke with a start and rushed to the bathroom getting the flushmaster there to expand to the largest it could go and knocking his brothers into the bowl they had already messed as well. The elephant plopped down not even looking in as he groaned and the long log of guests began to crackle and force its way out with a glurk. The loaf of bone studded former furs coiled and piled into the bowl covering the frat members below who pounded on the pachyderm's ass hoping for freedom. One of the tigers got a spray of piss to the face as his only reward and when the elephant had passed the first true log he reached back and flushed just to get some peace.

In the bowl the group was spiraled round clinging to each other and the skulls that had already wound up free as they were sucked down the pipes with a loud gurgle and faloosh. The elephant settled back down and picked up a book of Christmas stories as he unlodged his remaining unwilling guests flushing every so often as he overfilled the toilet the only time a flushmaster had ever had that problem before.

"Twas the day after Christmas and all in the can every creature was swirling as fast as they can" he read to himself with a chuckle "and to all a good flush" he said as he hit the flush once more and the skulls of the seven friends were sucked down one by one.