The Best and Greatest Story on Yiffstar--err, SoFurry. It has 25 Key things that Make it Great.

Story by Mog Moogle on SoFurry

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What happens when you give a smartassed erotica author a list of things he shouldn't do? He does them.


The Best Story of Twenty-Five Ever Made, Ever!

By Mog Moogle

Once there was a wolf that was an athlete that was good at sports and athletic things. He was big and muscular and popular. Everyone at school looked up to the wold because he was so amazing. The only thing wrong with the wolf was that he was so popular and cool that no one wanted to be with him. He went to the Men's school for Men where everyone was manly, and all the teachers were manly too. This made him lonely because he did not have a boyfriend. He wanted a boyfriend because he was gay but did not want to tell people because he was good at sports. He was really horny because he had never had sex before and had so much manly sports testosterone. One day, he was talking to his nerd friend, a fox who was a nerd because he was good at math. The wolf, who was named Moonstar Packhowler, talked to the nerd fox who was named Twinky Yiffslut, and he said to him "Twinky, I am so popular but no one wants to be with me." But the wolf named Moonstar had a secret crush on the nerd fox named Twinky and Twinky thought to himself that he wanted to tell Moonstar that he had a crush on him but it was a secret and no one would want to be with him because he was so uninteresting. "You are so successful with sports," is what Twinky said. "I know but no one wants to be with me because they are too afraid of being with the best sports athlete in the school." "Well I want to be with you, but I keep it secret because of how plain and uninteresting I am." "That is amazing," said the sports wolf. "It's awesome because I secretly wanted to be with you. I secretly want to have a lot of gay sex with you but those good at sports are not supposed to do gay sex because others will think they are now uncool." "We can have secret sex," said Twinky, because he was smart even though he was socially awkward and uninteresting. "That way no one will think less of you for having a lot of gay sex with me." "I can't wait to put my yiffstick in your murrhole," said Moonstar and then they kissed in secret away from everyone else so no one would know. It was the best kiss they had ever had because it was the first time they had kissed anyone but Moonstar was a really good kisser because of sports.They went to the secret bedroom of Moonstar and there they took off each others' clothes. It was really awesome because it was their first time being with someone and they were having secret gay sex because they had secret gay crushes on one another. Moonstar pushed his cock in the fox's rear and humped him really hard. The fox said, "This feels so good. You are the best at fucking me there has ever been." Moonstar agreed and then he came really hard in Twinky's ass. The next day, they went back to school but they kept their relationship a secret. When class was over for Twinky, he went to his teacher, Professor Mog, who was a moogle with a really big cock and said, "My boyfriend is really good at sex but I will bet you are a lot better." Mog, who was a Pee Haitch Dee despite only being 20 years old, said "We could go back to my office and have a lot of sex right now so that I can prove to you who is best. So Twinky went with Mog into the office. Twinky knew that cheating was wrong, but he had a cheating fetish. He had never been able to cheat because he was always without a boyfriend, but now that he was with a boyfriend, he could cheat with his Professor Mog like he had always wanted to. Cheating was the most exciting thing that he could ever do because it's the best fetish. He then looked at Professor Mog's big cock. It was twelve inches long and as thick as Yiffslut's forearm. "Your cock is so big professor. It will probably hurt but I want it in me because I want to cheat on my boyfriend. I have secretly always wanted to cheat on my boyfriend because cheating is hot." "It will not hurt," Proffesser Mog said as his twelve inch cock lined up with the nerdy fox's tailhole. "I am really good at sex because I get it so often, having a 12 inch cock." "Fuck me with all twelve inches of your cock, professor Mog!" And Mog pushed all 12" of his cock in Yiffslut's ass and made him cum from how awesome it felt to have the twelve inshes of cock inside of him. "Fuck my cheating slut ass, Proffessor Mog." Mog's green eyes shined with fuck lust as his twelve inch cock worked him over and over until they both cum again. It was really good because Mog was so good with his twelve inches and the nerd fox always wanted to cheat. He thought about how cheating was the best kind of sex there was. Then Moonstar wondered where his boyfriend was because classes were over. He walked around but did not see him. He was sad because he wanted to have more secret gay sex with his boyfriend, the nerd fox, Twinky Yiffslut, who was good at math.When he found his boyfriend, he saw Professor Mog in the office giving him really good cheating sex with all of his thick 12 inches. Moonstar knew he could not have as good of a cock, but it still made him sad. He waited for his boyfriend to come out of the office after he was full of cheating cum. He saw Yiffslut and profosser Mog and was like "You cheated on me because he has a big cock. I thought we were in love." Yiffslut said "We are in love and I want to have a lot of sex with you, but Professer Mog has a big twelve-inch cock and it feels really good to cheat. I hope you forgive me." And Moonstar did. They agreed to have more sex but Professor Mog said, "I will give you both extra credit if you have more cheating sex with my twelve inches." Moonstar had forgiven Yiffslut so he agreed to it. They had a threesome where Professor Mog put his twelve inches in both of them. Moonstar had never had anything put in his boy pussy before but Mog was so good at sex because of his twelve insches that it felt really good, and it was cheating sex so it felt really good. Professor Mog was a real alpha and could please even the most manly of sports wolves with his twelve inches. Yiffslut said, "Oh god, oh god," but Mog said "I am an athiest because religious people are prudes. You can worship my twelve inch moogle cock and green eyes instead." They agreed and kept having sex until Professor Mog's office smelled like a lot of cum and secret gay cheating threesome sex. They all agreed that they should be in a relationship together and Mog would be their alpha. Mog was best suited for the job because he was really good at sex because of his twelve inches and he writes porn stories for SoFurry.com. He writes the cheating porn stories because those are the best kind of porn stories and everyone should write them because it's the best fetish. And he writes so well that people give him five stars all the time and he has so many followers that everyone agreed they should listen to him because of the twelve inch alpha 20 year old professor cock. Then Moonstar siad, "Professor mog? Didn't you have a science expereiment running for the gov't so that it would keep everyone safe?" Mog said, "There is a lot of time for sex and science, because I am so alpha that I can do all of that." Both Moonstar and Twinky agreed that Mog was alpha and his twelve inch cock was the only reason they were put on earth so that they could be his sex slaves. They had a lot more sex as the years went on and lived happily ever after. The end.