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In a fantastic fantasy realm exists a races of beings who call themselves Gods,Living atop a tall mountain that surveyed the Mortal world. They have been dubbed by Mortals as The Mischievous Gods as they often play jokes on not just the Mortals but their fellow deities as well. Allow me to tell you one of the silly stories.

"Tearius!" shouted someone from down the mountain. At the very top of the mountain were two beings near a pool. One was a tall female Wolf with long and dusty fur and several scars on her muzzle. She had one red eye and one brown one and was relaxing in the bath. Meanwhile resting on the rim of the bath with his feet in the pool and a book in his hand was a young Owl who wore glasses and had rather large green eyes. They glowed a wonderful bright color and he wore robes reminiscent of Ancient Greek attire but made sure they were pulled up to his thighs so they would not get wet in the water. This was Tearius. The minute he heard that voice shout out a name, he knew exactly who it was. Suddenly someone had teleported to the bathing area in a puff of smoke and saw the two figures at the bath. He wore a long royal garb that looked like something a King would wear however... It only covered his back and the fool wore nothing else, completely bare and naked to all who wished to see. Tearius hated when he dressed like this. He was a greyish-black Hyena with a constant cloud of smoke underneath his feet. This was Flak. He was the God of Tricks, and Fools. He was one of the least favorite of many Gods because he always tried to scare them or play pranks and before they could catch him,He would scurry away in the blink of an eye. But his number one getaway ticket was to run to his Father who was King of the Gods. He loved his pranks, jokes and tom foolery and always protected his son from anyone who wished to do harm to him. He was devilishly spoiled and knew it too. When he saw the two other Gods at the bath, he smiled.

"Oh. I'm sorry. I could see you two were having some fun together," He said with a smile on his face implying something perverted. He winked at the Owl with the book who scoffed and went back to his book. The woman in the pool closed her eyes and tried to ignore Flak but his incessant prattling carried on and on to the point of annoyance. He began to talk all about his latest trick out of chores for caring for the gardens, toying with the Goddess of Innocence and pulling her skirt up In front of Mortals, making the Goddess of the Hunt search for a creature that didn't exist and tricking the Goddess of the Underground, Maria, into binding herself in a set of chains and got her stuck there for three days before he came back and released her. Flokie was quite the arrogant one.

"So Victoria, how's the pool?" he said as he removed his robe and hopped into the pool, splashing both Tearius and Barka and the book Tearius held was completely soaked. He glared at Flokie and kicked water at him before getting up and walking away from the pool.

"Sorry... Not really though," he said laughing to himself. Victoria bit her tongue and tried to calm down before Flokie scooted closer.

"You know... Your really muscular for a woman," he said grabbing her arms and squeezing them, feeling how hard they were and when Victoria flexed, he gasped.

"Wow. That's impressive. Not attractive but impressive," he said as he continued to touch Victoria. She glared at him but once again tried to cool herself. For a Goddess of War, she knew how to control her anger. Or at least knew who to hit and when to hit them. She had to think of something-anything to get him away from her quick before she broke his nose... He scooted even closer to her.

"Your a very interesting woman..." He said as he trailed his hands down to her breasts and she splashed water in his face and climbed out.

"Hey! I was just having a little fun!" He said as he cleaned water out of his face and climbed right out of the pool after Victoria. She instantly turned around and glared right into his eyes, hers red as blood and glowing with the fire of a War Goddess. But then a devilish smile grew across her face.

"Wanna have fun Huh?" She asked, wrapping a towel around her wet and naked body. Flak smiled and then spun himself into a mini tornado, blow drying himself dry and sending water droplets all over the place. Victoria almost had her towel blown away but clutched it hard and when Flak stopped, he had a wide smile on his face and his tail wagged violently.

"Yes! Finally! I'm so bored!" He said jumping up and down, tufts of smoke under neath his feet puffing out. Flak loved playing with smoke. Allowed him to disappear from a hot situation whenever necessary. Victoria poked his nose and looked him in the eyes.

"I know someone who would love to have fun with you," she said as she whispered into his ear.

"I hear Sephora has a very big fear of ghosts. Might be funny if you scared her a little," she said softly which made Flak's tail shake even more, the tip of his tail partially turned into smoke and coating the area in the grey cloud. Victoria took in a deep breath and blew it all away, cleaning the area of the smokey scent and appearance.

"Someone's excited. I think Tearius knows where she is." Sephora was the Goddess in charge of Mortals and spent most of her time taking care of them. She seldom spoke to Deities-ESPECIALLY Flak. She heard a lot of the pranks and jokes he pulled and stayed far away from his prying eyes. Just then Tearius walked in and when he heard his name he instantly turned around and began to walk away. Victoria teleported in front of him and turned him around to Flokie and pushed him towards the Trickster God.

"Come on scaredy Owl! We have a question. And being the all wise God you are my love, surely you can help," she said kissing his neck. Tearius tried to scurry away but Victoria had him beat in height and strength so he barely moved.

"Do you know where Sephora is?" Tearius tried not to listen and closed his eyes. Flak frowned but Victoria winked at him. She kissed Tearius' neck again and trailed her hands down to his hips and then slowly between his legs.

"The Summer Gardens!" He blurted out before covering his mouth with his hands. Flak smiled and in an instant disappeared in a puff of smoke. Tearius punched Barka's arm but she simply laughed.

"Yes. I know what will happen. I'll go get some ice..."

*****

Outside the Fantasy realm of The Mischievous Gods was Earth. There people went about with their lives similar to the Gods just... Mortal. Sephora was famous amongst them as she brought about great Rainstorms or wonderful Sunlight because she was the favorite of those Gods. Her garden was a wonderful bright green with large trees covering the area and everything was bright and sunny. Most interesting was that she was one the few Gods who chose take a Human form rather than an animalistic one. She felt it brought her closer to the Mortals. Flak poked his head from behind a tree and made sure he wasn't visible to Sephora. She wore a flower wreath like from Ancient Rome and a bright green shirt that read,"Green Thumbs" on the front. She also wore a brown skirt that went down to her thighs and brown shoes. She was picking flowers in the garden, perhaps for another flower wreath, and with her bending over, Flokie had a wonderful view up her skirt. His tongue began to hang out of his mouth as he stared at the green and black striped slice of heaven he had the fortune of seeing. But he had to focus. Maria was going to do a favor for him any moment now... And just then the sky itself had begun to turn dark.

Clouds began to form and the Suns rays could no longer illuminate the garden. A mysterious fog covered the land and ghostly moans could be heard. Sephora's eyes nearly popped out of her skull.

"This is not happening. This is not happening!" She said as she slowly began to back away from the source of moaning. A big, smokey creature could be seen coming from behind a tree. It's eyes were pure white and its feet were hidden behind fog and it wore no clothes. The minute she saw the figure, Sephora ran the opposite direction as fast as possible. She made the mistake of running into the nearby forest and couldn't find her way out. She kept running and kept running until she thought she lost the scary figure. She continued through the forest and when she turned around she saw it again! The creature!

"Boo!" It shouted and upon instinct, Sephora violently kicked in front of her and nailed the creature right between the legs. The instant her leg made contact with the privates of this beast, it's scary visage instantly paused and began to decay. It whimpered like a puppy and fell to its knees, holding itself in absolute pain. The smoke around the area disappeared and the beasts form morphed and changed into Flokie, whining like a baby and holding himself while Sephora's jaw dropped.

"Flak? You idiot!!" She shouted pushing him to the floor. He fell on his back and curled into a ball still holding his damaged goods and whimpering. His tail curled between his legs and his ears lay flat on his head. He shut his eyes tight and grit his teeth, cradling his balls trying desperately to make the pain go away but it wasn't working. What he would give to be a God of Healing right now.

"I should have known it was you! You're the only one who would do something so stupid!" Said Sephora. Flak tried to speak but could only muster another groan. Sephora scowled at the Hyena and crouched down so she could see his face. She saw the pain on his face smiled a little at it.

"Ya proud of yourself? Feel good? What happened to the big scary monster I saw huh?" Flak finally opened his eyes and did nothing but glare at Sephora in anger.

"You... Cheated!" He said still holding himself. His gaze did nothing to Sephora and the smile on her face grew bigger.

"Come Fool. Stand up. I know I didn't hit your precious balls that hard." She stood tall and looked down on the Trickster God who was still groaning on the ground.

"Yes you did!"

"Did not."

"Did too!"

"Did not."

"Did too!" Sephora grabbed Flak's arms and pulled them away from his balls. He tried to pull away but didn't have the strength. She stood him up on his feet and looked right at him. She gripped his wrists fiercely and simply stared at him, a small smile forming on her face.

"Listen little man. Your tricks and pranks may make others smile and giggle with joy but not me. I know a quick whack to the balls brings you to your knees and unlike the other Gods, I'm not afraid to do it." Flak's eyes widened.

"Im smarter than I let on. And if you ever try and scare me like you did today..." She finished her sentence with a hard knee to Flak's balls. He let out a sharp yelp and fell to the ground again, holding his twice injured manhood.

"Well I'm sure you get the message now," she said as Flokie fell to his knees and groaned loudly. Sephora crosses her arms under her breasts, pushing the them out and giving Flak quite the view. That was if he was looking. Though she did see a small smile form across his muzzle.

"What now giddy fool? I say something funny to you? Or do you just like getting whacked in the privates?" Flak looked up at her, still smiling, and said...

"No. But I do love your color underwear." Sephora's face turned red but it was unclear if it was anger or embarrassment. She covered the front of her skirt and shoved him on his back again and Flak curled up into a ball knowing full well that if he moved he would be in for even more attacks to the groin. Sephora stepped on his tail which made him howl in pain but he refused to uncurl himself. Sephora grit her teeth and turned away.

"Hope you enjoyed yourself, pervert!" She said before storming off, leaving Flak alone on the floor. He uncurled himself while still holding his balls and groaned a sigh a relief.

"Oh so worth it."