Satans in my corn?
#2 of Vamps are stupid.
You know what I really miss? SWAT KATS!!!! That show was amazing, and I really wish I could find the DVDs. I also wish that they would make it into a Adult swim series, but I know its it EXTREMLEY unlikly.
My Mom and Dad are fighting... AGAIN.
All day, eve since she came home this morning, they have been screaming, making out, making love, and then screaming again...
But they both cry, and it makes me feel good for some reason...
I know I sound horrible for saying that, but it makes me feel good in a twisted way to know there lifes are messed up, and that even though they are fighting, they are still trying to work things out.
But what really pisses me of....
He said he loved her, but he had to leave! Does that make any since? I mean, vampire or not, if you love someone, you should stick with them!?
And I missed school today, I stayed home, lying on the floor, afraid to get up or be tackled by my undead dad. When my mom came home I got up and ran to my room. She called for me a few times, but the only reason I went downstaires was to microwave M.R.E.s. I love those things.
I found out that the Raccoon's name was Jackson, and that he was fiftey six years old. Leo is three hundred and seven, and my dad is about fory nine.
From what I can tell, it went down like this, my dad was walking home from the gym when he was bitten by some other vampire, and was told that he would go through a "month long thirst." Where, no matter how much blood he got, he would crave more. Leo found him, took him to his house, and puth im in a cell... That STILL doesn't explain why he didn't tell my mother what happenned.
Oh, crap, Robot Chicken is on, brb.
Where was I?
Oh, right, my deep hatred for my father...
Should I be like this, I mean here he is, confessing his love to my mom, saying he wants to be part of our lives, but every time I think about him I have to swallow a growl...
Oh no, youre tires all flat and junk...
I love that commercial...
Damnit, quit getting distracted, I'm supposed to be telling you about my life as the savior of not only the vampires, but the whole world... Not to mention the underworld...
Oh, right, uhm, havent gotten that far.
I was so tired of today, I just wanted to go to bed, and sneak out early so I can go to school, where things were somewhat normal.
I was just about to turn off my lights when Leo came in my room.
"'sup dude?"
"Go fuck yourself..."
"Dude... that would be hot as hell, if there were two of me..." Leo chuckled and sat down on my chair, next to my computer. "So, you mom and dad are at it again, lying in the bed, giggling, cuddling... You know, vampires DO have a better sense of smell, and the stench of sex is all up in there room... here too... you masurbate alot?"
I growled ant threw my pillow at him, and he grabbed it, grinned, and threw it back.
Sounds like a could-start-to-be-friends moment right? Nope!
My swear my neck cracked or something, because he hit me hard enough to send me falling of my bed, covering my bleeding nose.
"Dude... what the hell? Ngh!" I couldn't believe he could do that with a pillow!
"Aww... guess I dun know my own strength..." He chuckled and stood up, handing me a napkin from his pocket. "You know, I used to be the king of dodge ball..."
I stood up and shook my head. "Just get out of my room... Don't you guys ever sleep?"
Leo nods and sits back on my chair. "Well, duh, course we do, but someone has to stand gaurd so you arent killed in you sleep by the darkblood."
I yawned and shook me head, setting the napkin down because the bleeding had stopped. "I don't think the darkblood person can get in here, or atleast not in my room..." I dont like covers, and I ussually sleep nude, but I put on a mario shirt my mario pajams tonight.
"Hey, so, what exactley are your powers? Turn into a bat?"
"No."
"Super strength."
"Kind of... we arent ALWAYS super strong, but we have small, incredible bursts of strength. We dont grow any stronger when we die, unless we work out and stuff... so far the strongest vampire I know is your dad."
"Super speed?"
"Same as strength, cept the fastest I know is Jackson, cept in bed, then he lasts awhile."
"I didn't need to know that... Any magic?"
"Some, but once again, you have to learn it. Your dad should be able to teach you."
I rubbed my neck and frowned. They were vampires, were they craving me right now? My blood, my life force... "No thanks, I don't really WANT to be one of you."
"You kinda are. The gold blooded isn't a vampire, but a creature with vampire like abilities. Like the strength and the speed adn the magic, you can do those, and when the time comes, and you DO become a vampire, then, well, you could probably be greater than your dad."
"So, is it one bite... or...?"
Leo just chuckled and stood up, "Well, its more like sharing blood. First a vampire mates with you, then drinks some of your blood, then hypnotizing you into drinking theirs." He patted my chair a few times and smiled. "but don't worry, no one here is gonna bite you, the only person who might is... well..." Leo shook his head and smiled wider. "Thats not really importent I guess, seeing as she isnt here."
"Who?"
"Summer... You MIGHT meet her later, if she can promise to be nice to the big fwuffy teddy."
I was through with it, just over all exhausted. I layed my head back down on my pillow and closed me eyes. It sounded so cool, to be a vampire, but I couldn't do it.
One, blood is gross.
Two, don't wanna be chased by villagers wielding pitchforks and torches.
Three, that one book and movie that came out, one about the vampires that sparkle, would I really want to associate myself with existing in the same genre...
Allwell. I'm off to bed for now, but I guess I'll write more tommorrow.