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Oh, God," pinks said. "I was scared. I mean, I almost wanted to go 'whee wee wee wee' all the way home."

"Never trust a lion producer," red said. "I'm obviously the real death Prince. If I weren't, then why would I be so much better than all of you people and boydane?"

"Maybe lioness was telling the truth," boydane said. "I mean, red, you look like a prince, but how many princes have done the things you've done?" Then a flashback of red and his quality time with pinks had flashed through his mind.

"And how many times you've seen firestar do what I do?" Then another flashback of boydane and his affinity with other female animals had flashed in his head.

"Now boydane," bluro said. "Let's not jump into any conclusions here."

"Come on, bluro. How many real wolves do you know that bang corpses?"

"I don't know. Milo, how many wolves have you been with?" Then the last flashback had been shown in both Nakuro and milo's mind.

"In fact, no real book characters would do any of the things we do!"

"Come to think of it," Iceclaw said. "I don't behave anything like the real faolan!"

"Ah, please, ice!" Icicle said. "We're trying to have a discussion here!"

"Yeah, really, Iceclaw. Don't make this all about you!"

"This is terrible! We're cancelled and fake! Just like my child support checks!"

Then a roadrunner plays a drum roll and icicle appears. "Ta!"

"Oh, yeah, laugh it up, icicle!" Lavender said. "But Azazel's still after us! No one can hide from Azazel!"

"What are we going to do?!"

"You heard lioness! They want us dead because we're cancelled! So if we can get our series back on the air, we can save our tails!"

"Yeah, right, boydane! How you plan on doing that?"

"I don't know yet. But we can with that hyena who took our timeslot. The blow me away hyena. He sounded like he could help." Then the other animals had a talk in agreement to find the blow me away hyena. "I am mangy."

"Well, I'm not fake!" Red guffawed. "So I'm going back to my kingdom. You're all welcome to join me. My mother, the queen, will keep us all safe from Azazel."

"I do like being safe."

"Milo and I always dreamed of going to six flags."

"You said you'd take me to six flags!!" Lavender cried.

"Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on boydane's side. I like being a reality TV star!"

"Yeah! We need to get our series back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig, exposing myself to children, and that union has the worst health plan."

"Fine! Then I guess we're splitting up. How do we decide who gets to take the zoroark van?"

"Later, mange bags!" Then Iceclaw took the van and drove away with it, leaving the other animals stranded.