FSE

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"She network keeps transferring me around," boydane said while holding the phone up to his ear. "Nobody wants to tell me anything!"

"I can't believe they got rid of us!" Lavender said. "I thought our ratings were good!"

"No! No!" Icicle screeches. "Without the distraction of the cameras, I'll have nothing to keep me from hearing the voices in my head!"

Then icicle had heard voices in her head of what they're telling her to do. _Cut their throats and drink the children's blood, icicle. Their youth will be your youth. _

"Oh milo! Help me!" Bluro cries while holding onto her dead boyfriend. "Cup the vag. I'd cup."

"If only she'd ask," pinks said. "Who the heck took our timeslot?"

"The 'blow me away' show?"

"Let me info this. And marsupial blowing, starring the loveable, poignant blow me away hyena."

"Uh, attention, characters," lioness said, walking into the house. "Tonight's competition is GET IN MY FRACKING VAN OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!!"

"Yeah, we know we've been cancelled," Iceclaw tells lioness. "Shut up, mangy! Now everyone in my van! We're running out of time!"

"Lioness' right. Iceclaw is mangy."

"Yeah, she's got a point. I am mangy."

"Well, I ain't going nowhere until you tell us why in the heck we were cancelled!"

"Come on, guys. Have you even heard of your series? It's filthy, it's cringy, and it has a shocking lack of naegleria fowleri."

"Yeah. She's got a point. I am mangy."

"Now get in my van! I'm trying to save you idiots!!"

"Ah, save us from what?" But then a demonic figure had bursted in the house and growls at the escapers. "From that ATOMIC ZEALOUS ARROGANT ZETI ERASER LION!!"

"Azazel?!" Why the frack is he on our land when we already live here?!"

"To destroy you all! Now hurry!"

"Prepare to be ERASED!!" Azazel guffaws while his victims scream for mercy. "Run!!" They all scream as they run out of his contact. They all scream in fear and boydane shouts, "holy ninx!!"

"Azazel must destroy you all!"

Wait, wait," bluro continued. "I know we can all work this out."

"Azazel must be aggresive to survive!! It's a common sense policy."

"Come on, you guys. To the mystery van!!" As the characters run into the van to drive away from the evil cat overlord, bluro had realized one thing: milo was still stuck in there.

"Milo!!" Bluro screams. "She's still in the living room!"

"There's nothing you can do for him!" Lavender shouts. "She's dead!"

"I've got to try! Try!"

"She really is delightfully retarded."

Then Azazel appears right in front of them and roars again. They all gasp and boydane grows determination in order to get him out of the way.

"I'm going to take that Azazel out!! Hold on!!"

"Don't come any closer! Azazel has boundary issues."

"Kung-fu, motherclcuker!!" Boydane then drives into Azazel, knocking him out of the way. Meanwhile with bluro, she tries to find milo. "I've got to try!!" She says and then runs. "Huzzah! Try!" The screeching of the tires had been made while driving fast to get away from Azazel. "Ooh!" Bluro shouts. "Try!!"

Azazel then erases the retired character house and then icicle looks back. "Oh no! The retired character house! It's..."

"It's gone!!"

Grey squirrel then cries and bluro was still in the house. "Thank god you're okay!" She says while hugging milo. "Oh, flick my spade."

Meanwhile with the other characters, boydane and the others are still trying to escape after bluro had flown into the car. "Faster, boydane!" Icicle urged. "The Azazel's right behind us!"

"My kingdom is only a couple miles away," red piped in. "We'll be safe there."

"No!" Lioness shouted. "You can't go home! None of you are ever going home EVER!!" Everyone then yells while the tires screech. "You don't understand! None of you who you think you are!" Lioness told them.

"Are you saying I'm not the real zoroark King?!" Boydane growls.

"What I'm trying to say is you're ALL FAKES!! CHEAP KNOCK-OFFS!! You're all parodies of the real thing created just to be on wolf adventures, element quests and also roleplay elements! Now that the series are over, the boss wants you destroyed!"

"But why would he want..."

"LOOK OUT!!" But before dodging, they hit a fennec fox, trying to get past. Then as the fennec had dropped to the ground and its organs fell out, an Arcitc fox appears and sees the body. "Without you," she said. "My life really has no meaning." Then she shoots herself.

Then as the car had been stopped by the side of the road, Azazel flies to the van and sniffs it suspiciously for any survivors. He then tears the top of the car and finds lioness, which resulted in lioness about to be eaten."Where are the retired characters! Azazel must erase them!!"

"They got away! Looks like you screwed up, Azazel!" Lioness hissed. "You're in so much trouble." Azazel grabs her by the neck and grapples harder. "YOU EXPLAIN TO THE BOSS WHAT HAPPENED!! AZAZEL IS SICK OF BEING BLAMED FOR EVERY LITTLE FRACKING THING THAT GOES WRONG IN THE DESERT!!"

The retired characters have then been revealed that they were under the car and shivering. Then as Azazel had out the car down and flew away, taking lioness and the others getting out of their hiding places