Cyanide of Riddance chapter 7.
#8 of Cyanide of riddance.
My mascot OC, lioness must save the characters, but Ellie refuses to help her with her favors.
(Ellie is my new character for the story, along with Azazel and Kenyan the icewing.)
"Tomorrow, I need you to run downtown and pick up a new pair of gun powder," count havoc said. "Yes, honey," lioness replied. "Hey, mom, after that, can we play a little fetch?" Modcub asked. "Of course, modcub. Gosh, I love you. I don't know what I'd do if anything would happen to you. Oh, how emotionally invested I am in you staying safe and remaining alive. As would anyone reading us right now."
Then as lioness finished her speech for her daughter, she then senses vibration in her sweater pocket and then finds out her phone is ringing. As she looks at it, it was her boss. "Oh no," lioness mutters. "Don't you answer that!" Count havoc snarls. "It's Shabbat!"
"But it's work! It must be important if the boss is calling today."
"I don't care if it's chun li herself! Do not answer that!"
"Uh," lioness stutters. "I'll be right back." Then lioness runs out of the house, goes to her next door neighbor and knocks on her door. What came out was a female iguana. "Girl, I'm not turning on your lights for you again," she said. "No, my cell phone," lioness replied. "Just hit the green button so I can answer it."
"I don't see why you don't just answer it yourself."
"It's forbidden!"
"God's going to know what you asked me to do it."
"No, he won't."
"Of course he will."
"Well, then he'll appreciate my cleverness in getting around his laws. Now hit send before it goes into voicemail!"
"Fine. I'll do it. But first, you need to say that you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior."
"What? Are you insane?!"
"Look, I'm not the one trying to fool the almighty here. Now say you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, and I'll answer your phone."
"Ugh! Oh, fine! I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. Happy now?"
"Yep. Now you can answer your own darn phone." The female iguana then slams the door in lioness' face and then the undead lion's chameleon sweater turns into An angry shade of red.
"YOU'RE A FRACKING DANK, ELLIE!!" She roars angrily. She then finds a gnome pointing and then runs over to answer her phone with it. She then uses the finger to press the green button and answers it.
"Hey, boss."
"You lied to me, lioness," a deep, female voice said.
"What, Keenan? Uh, no, I would never..."
"You told me after I cancelled their series, you erased them!"
"But I did! I swear!"
"Then how come the network from boydane asking why no one told them they were gone?"
"Busted."
"By keeping them alive, you've put us all in great jeopardy."
"Let me explain..."
"Too late for that! I am sending a friend of mine to pay them a visit!"
"A friend?"
"Yes! The arch cat of the fox realm, the atomic zealous arrogant zeti eraser lion, otherwise known as Azazel! He will erase them all, forever!!" The icewing then laughs as she wants to see the sight of erased characters. "Please enjoy the rest of your sabbath."
"Oh no, this is bad," lioness tells herself. Lioness then rushes to Ellie's house again and then asks for something again. "I need you to start my car, Ellie."