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James II is a Prick

James' POV

A few days after the incident, I got on the phone with the best Lupine Sex Psychologist I could find and told him what I saw between Lucius and Max.

"There's nothing wrong with them. Having a fetish is a very common thing", Dr. Alexson said.

"But a pee fetish?", I said.

"Pretty common as far as fetishes go. They weren't hurting anyone or themselves, so there's nothing wrong with them", Dr. Alexson said.

"But...but...ewww. There has to be a way to cure him!", I shouted.

"He does not need to be cured", Dr. Alexson said.

"I'm getting a second opinion", I said before I hung up. I talked to another doctor, but she told me the same thing. I guess the medical community wasn't going to agree with me. I was going to have to cure him myself, but how? My words did nothing and I'm his best friend. Who else could persuade him?

"Maybe his dad?", I thought to myself. I got on the ghost phone and reached out to his father.

"I'm aware of the situation", he said in an upset tone of voice after I told him about what I saw.

"So you know that your son must be cured. We must convince him that his fetish is wrong and he should stop it", I said.

"Um, actually I'm not angry at him, I'm angry at you", he said.

"What?! Why?!", I said.

"Because you were a total douchebag", he said.

"As I said to Max, my methods are crude, but I'm trying to save your son from himself", I said.

"He doesn't need saving James, just leave him be", he said.

"He does need saving, you're just apparently too stupid to recognize that!", I said. I hung up the phone in frustration.

"His dad was no help. How about his mom?", I thought. I took a flight down to Densville and requested to see his mother. She was still imprisoned at the time. When I saw her, her fur was all scruffy looking and she looked kind of sad. She had always been good to me, just like her husband had, so it broke my heart a little to see her like this. It's her own fault she's in here, but still.

"Hello, James", she said, talking into a phone receiver from the other side of the glass window that stood between us.

"Hello", I said, talking into the phone receiver on my side. I then proceeded to tell her about what I saw Max and her son doing. She looked enraged, as I had hoped, but the words that came out of her muzzle were not what I expected.

"It disappoints me that my son has a watersports fetish, but you know what's worse? He married a fox!", she said.

"I think the watersports is the worst part of all this, not who it was with", I said.

"Of course you would say that since you're dating a fox. Ever since your...transformation I've thought of you as a wolf. Hell, I always thought of you as one of us back when you used to live at our palace. You and Georgia are wrong James just like Lucius and Max. I would be very happy if you two broke up. I mean what if you had kids with her? They would be filthy half-breeds. Yuck. You may think watching someone take a piss outside is disgusting, but have you seen a fox and wolf have sex? That's the very definition of gross! Foxes and wolves should never ever marry each other or have sex with each other!", she said. At this point, she looked like she was going to have a freak out, so the guards took her away. I didn't even get to say "goodbye."

I felt kind of bummed out and insulted after that, so I decided to walk around the city to clear my head. I couldn't believe I had no one on my side. On top of that, I hated Andromeda's speciest bullshit. She's so clouded by her prejudice that she's missing the bigger picture. Watersports is way worse than inter-species relationships. I didn't try asking Georgia for help yet, but I didn't want her involved. Besides, her opinion wouldn't change Lucius' mind since he doesn't really know her that well. What other friends did he have? I remembered some of them, but had no idea how to get in touch with them. After a while, I decided to return to Jerk Island. Once at home, I continued to ponder what to do next. Desperate, I decided to try Max's parents. Perhaps one of them, could convince Max to stop satisfying Lucius' fetish. I tried Max's dad first. He's kind of an idiot, but maybe he'll be easier to convince. When I told him about Max indulging in Lucius' fetish, he gasped and said, "He's not peeing on my son is he?"

"No", I said.

"Oh thank goodness, I was worried", Max II said, breathing a sigh of relief.

Noticing his fear of Max getting peed on, I decided to use it to my advantage. "But what if Lucius does pee on your son one day? You never know it may happen? Can you picture it sir? Your only son being used as a living urinal", I said, intentionally trying to scare him. My scare tactic worked because he responded with, "No! No! I won't allow it! How can I prevent this from happening?"

"You're a ghost, go and haunt your son until he agrees to not fulfill Lucius' fetish anymore", I said.

"James, I crossed over years ago. I can't 'haunt' anyone, I can only use the dial-a-ghost", Max II said.

"Then call him until he agrees to stop satisfying Lucius' fetish", I said.

"Okay, deal", he said.

"I'll hang up now and you go talk to your son", I said.

"Alright", he said. I then hung up the phone, smiling happily that my plan just might work.

Max's POV

Losing the Amazing Race sucked. Thankfully, we were able to remove the curse at least since Kuhlman looked up some counter curses online. Speaking of Kuhlman, I returned his smoke balls to him. He was totally fine with me taking them and enjoyed seeing me use them during the race. The three of us just sort of chilled at my place for a few days. The chill atmosphere was short lived however when the ghost phone decided to interrupt. I picked it up and heard my dad shouting as loud as he could, "Maximilian Copperfur III, I need a word with you!"

"What's wrong, dad?", I asked.

"You need to stop letting Lucius watch you pee! What if he thinks he can get away with something more extreme like peeing on you? I don't want you to become a living urinal", my dad said, his voice a mixture of fear and anger.

"Did James put you up to this?", I asked.

"No, he made me realize the dangers of indulging in watersports", my dad said.

"Listen, dad, I'm an adult. If Lucius wanted to do something I didn't want to do, I could tell him 'no'. There's no need to worry", I said.

"But...I'm so scared. Getting pissed on is a sign of disrespect. When James said, 'watersports', that's the first image that came to my head. I don't want Lucius thinking he can just use you like a sex toy", my dad said.

"Dad, Lucius loves me. He would never abuse me. Also, some people like getting peed on. I don't, but some others do. It doesn't always mean disrespect", I said.

"Okay, I just worry about you is all. Even in death", he said.

"I know", I said.

"I wish I could give you a hug", he said.

"Me too. When are they gonna invent something that will let you get a hug from a ghost?", I said. My dad just sighed in response. "Well, I'm gonna pay James a visit. Bye dad and remember, I'll be just fine", I said.

"Okay. Bye", my dad said.

"What happened?", Lucius asked.

"James tried to turn my dad against us, but I calmed my dad down so we're fine. I think we need to pay James a visit though, I have a few words for him", I said.

Then my mother entered the room.

"James just called me", my mother said.

"What did he want?", I asked.

"He wants me to tell you that you should stop participating in watersports with Lucius. This will help Lucius to become cured according to James", she said, sounding confused.

"Mother, Lucius does not need to be cured. There's nothing wrong with having a pee fetish", I said.

"No need to get defensive, son. I told him the same thing you just said. Then he got mad and hung up", my mother said.

"Wow, I guess James must be trying to gather supporters", Lucius said, ears pinned down.

"Well maybe we should too", I said.

"But who would James listen too? He used to listen to me, but not anymore", Lucius said.

"How about his girlfriend?", my mother suggested.

"She's probably already on his side", Lucius said, defeated.

"Wolfy, stop being so defeatist. My mother has a good idea, let's call up Georgia and see if she can help us", I said.

"But we can't call James' palace, he might be listening", Lucius said.

"Then we'll call her cell phone. Does anyone have her number?", I said.

"I do", my mother said.

"Excellent. Let's call her up", I said.

We then called Georgia and told her the situation.

"Oh dear, James is being such an ass", Georgia said.

"Exactly. Is there anything you could do?", I asked.

"I have a plan. Meet me outside James' palace at 5", Georgia said.

"We'll be there", I replied.

At 5 PM, me, Lucius, and Kuhlman, my mother decided to stay home, met up with Georgia as planned and followed her through a back door to the palace. When we got to the doors that led into James' office, she stopped and whispered to us, "when I say 'come on in boys' I want you to come into the office."

"Sounds like a plan", I whispered back to her.

She then stepped into the office and now all we had to do was wait.

Georgia's POV

I stepped into the office ready to confront James. I can't believe he's been so mean to his best friend. I didn't want him to know right away that I was calling him out, so I decided to approach the subject carefully. He was busy doing paperwork when I walked up to his desk and said, "hey honey, can I ask you something?"

"Sure what is it?", he said, distracted by his work.

"You never told me about your trip to that park. How did it go?", I asked.

"Not as well as I expected", he said.

"Why not?", I asked.

"I don't want to talk about it", he replied.

I then walked behind him and started massaging his shoulders, making him murr. Once I knew he was in bliss I said to him, "come on you can tell me."

"Well...I saw something. Something horrible", James said.

"What was it?", I asked.

"Lucius pawed himself while Max peed on a tree. I never knew my best friend had a watersports fetish. I want to cure him. I want to make him a normal wolf. Watersports is the most disgusting fetish ever", James said.

"Hey that story reminds me of something you and I did once", I said in a teasing tone.

"What?", James said, confused.

"Remember that time you were in the shower and I needed to pee so I went in and used the toilet. You saw me James and your dick was rock hard. You were playing with it too", I said.

"But...but...you're so sexy I couldn't help but paw. I don't have a watersports fetish", James said, nervously.

"Oh really? Because after that I seem to remember peeing for you a couple more times.

"But no...I...I don't have a pee fetish! I just like looking at your pussy", James said.

"You're such a liar, wolfboy", I said. I then turned my head towards the door and said, "come on in boys!"

Max then opened the door and walked in with a pissed off expression on his face.

"Hypocrite", Max said to James.

"Yeah James, why did you keep saying all that shit to me and then here you are jerking off to watersports too", Lucius said, annoyed.

"Not cool James", Kuhlman said.

"Guys, I don't have a pee fetish I swear!", James said.

"I'll believe Georgia over you any day", Max said.

"But she has no proof!", James said.

"What about our sex tape?", I said.

"No, there's no watersports on that tape", James said.

"It's right at the beginning", I said. I then turned on the TV and VCR and popped in our sex tape. On screen was me in the bathroom looking at the camera.

"'Hey James, I really need to pee'", my video self said.

"'Do it for me baby! I want to see that liquid gold! Just don't tell anyone about this'", James' video self said.

I stopped the tape and said, "need I show more?"

"But I was only kidding Georgia", James said.

"No you weren't. Do I need to play more of the tape?", I said.

"No! Please don't!", James screamed.

"You said, 'yes please'? Okay", I said, playfully. I played more of the tape, which showed me relieving myself and while you couldn't see James' dick, you could certainly hear James moaning as he pawed off.

"'You enjoying yourself, baby?'", my video self said.

"'Oh fuck yes!'", James' video self said.

I stopped the tape again and Max said, "what do you have to say for yourself James?"

"It's not real! It's not real!", James shouted, then he started crying. Then he started mumbling for a bit before finally he said, "No, no, no, no I'm not a pervert mom! I just wanted to see how girls peed. I was just curious mom! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Then he fainted. Everyone went silent.

"What the fuck...", Max said, finally breaking the silence.

"I remember now. Yes, his mother caught him looking at a naughty magazine when he was about 12 or 13 and she flipped out on him", Lucius said.

"I never liked James' parents", Max said.

"Neither did I", Lucius said.

All the boys shuddered at that moment. I didn't know much about James' parents, but I could tell they must've been pretty shitty. James finally woke up a few minutes later.

"What happened?", James said.

"You fainted", I said.

"Oh", James said. Then his eyes widened for a few seconds before returning to normal. His ears pinned down and he said, "now you know my darkest secret."

"James, we know you're a hypocrite. You can't deny it. Now apologize to Lucius before I kick your ass", Max said.

"Lucius, you don't want this fetish. Every time I paw off to a pee scene I become wracked with guilt. Do yourself a favor and get cured somehow. I hate myself for having this fetish. I want you to be happy and normal because I can't be", James said, tears in his eyes.

"This fetish is a part of who we are. We can't get rid of it. We have to learn to accept it", Lucius said.

"But I don't want to accept it! I want it to go away!", James said.

"It won't go away James. I learned that a long time ago", Lucius said.

James then walked up to Lucius and gave him a hug, "I'm so sorry Lucius. I didn't mean to hurt you, I just wanted to help you."

"Well, you did a shitty job at doing that! How is yelling at your best friend helping him? You're rotten James. Rotten to the core. You're a terrible friend James", Max said.

James started crying again and said, "I'm sorry. Please forgive me guys."

"Nope", Max said.

"I forgive you, buddy. All I ask is that you try to be nicer from now on, okay?", Lucius said.

"Okay I promise, but how do I accept my fetish?", James asked.

"Just calm down and relax. Let go of that guilt. Let go of all those nasty things your parents said to you. Let all of that negativity go. Let the past remain in the past. It's not going to happen overnight, so give it time", Lucius said.

"But I can't relax, not fully anyway", James said.

"Oh, I have something that can help with that", Kuhlman said, pulling out a joint of weed.

"That won't help. Nothing can remove the black cloud that hangs over my head", James said.

"But this isn't normal weed, it's got Nakamura street purple mixed in", Kuhlman said.

"Okay, I'll try it", James said. He took the joint out of Kuhlman's paw and lit it up.

"I feel good", James said, he sounded stoned.

"Sure, he's good now, but he'll be a total bitch again once the drug wears off", Max said.

"It's at least a start, Max. I'm making it a goal of mine to help James become a better person", Lucius said.

"Me too", I said.

"But why bother. He was a total jerk to you Lucius and you deserve better Georgia. He certainly lived up to his empire's name that's for sure", Max said.

"He wasn't always a jerk. He even saved my life once when we were kids. I'm not gonna give up on him", Lucius said.

"I say we shun him forever", Max said.

"What good would that do? We would just be ignoring the problem instead of solving it. Besides, I know there's hope for him", Lucius said.

"Let's agree to disagree on that one wolfy", Max said.

Kuhlman then gave us all some of his special weed and we got high in James' office. It was so relaxing. So much so that we ended up falling asleep. It was almost midnight when we woke up. After everyone left, James and I went to bed. Like Lucius, I had faith that James could be a nicer person. It was just going to take some more effort and since Lucius is co-running an empire that means I'll have to do a good chunk of the work. That's fine, though, gives me something to do.