Zombies are Wankers: Time for Some Backstory (ASH AND CHIP ARE NOW RECURRING CHARACTERS!)

Story by Albus Kane on SoFurry

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#10 of Zombies are Wankers

I had the outline written out for a while, and now here's the actual story, after waiting way too long since the last installment.


After settling down a bit after scavenging, everybody sat around in the RV, talking. "Since most of you know my life story, I'm kind of curious about all of yours." "Yeah. There's a lot that I want to know about where all of you people came from. Well, except for the people whose stories nearly everybody knows by now." Morrigan then stated. Judy then asked "So, do any of you want to share what happened? I'm kind of curious now, too. How about you Nick?" "Yep. If their stories are half as engaging as Albus's, then we're in for a real treat. We don't have that much else to do anyways, until we get more things. What about you, Bogo?" "I'm bored too. Plus, there's a lot of things about Sheer that I feel need explaining." Then Sheer said "I'll wait for our guests to tell us about themselves." This is the story that Ash, Sheer and Wesha told.

Ash came out as trans shortly after meeting chip, and he was more than accepting of her. In fact, after Chip accepted her, and then saw her as a woman, he finally fell in love with her. Before then, as he was heterosexual, he was simply friends with her, wishing that she was a woman so that he could be with her. Quite a few people, however, were not so accepting. They refused to recognize her for who she truly was on the inside. Many treated her and referred to her as a man, even though she looked much like a woman before the transition even began. As soon as she came out, she was able to turn into a beautiful woman on the outside as well with cosmetics alone very easily. That was before the hormone replacement therapy even began.

Before the infected overran America, she was able to complete hormone replacement therapy, and she looked even more beautiful at the end of it. However, she could not get an operation before civilization fell to the infected. She's just happy, though, to finally be, mostly, on the outside what she is on the inside. She managed to stay strong through all of the hatred, and all of the disgust at what her body once was, and that much deserves plenty of admiration. Her husband Chip was there for her from the start, as good lovers are supposed to be.

Sheer Matau Jarai found out at a very early age that he was asexual. That is, he has no sex drive, but he can feel sexual pleasure. While most people have an urge to have sex that is much like hunger in its need to be satiated, for him, sexual activity was merely another form of recreation, and one that he usually just partook in when he was bored. When his classmates found out that he was asexual, he was bullied constantly for it. They were relentless, trying to get the notion in his head that he was some sort of abomination for being who he was with words, and break his body as much as possible with their physical attacks. Eventually, Sheer found out that he was agender as well. They are fine with gender-binary pronouns, being used to male pronouns, but they prefer gender-neutral ones. Their troubles only got worse after that. The bullying got even more intense after their gender identity became known to their school.

Eventually, they fought back. Having become almost a living weapon from exercising and practicing hand-to-hand combat as an outlet for the anger from being bullied, and to defend themself, Sheer beat their bullies to bloody pulps. However, since it was in self-defense, and the bullies started it all, and were known to be troublemakers, Sheer, having caused no trouble at their school, was not punished at all. They were, however, sent to military school. They were not sent there because of their recent violent behavior, but because of their skill in combat. They seemed to be born to fight. Sheer was at the top of every single one of his classes the whole time they went to the academy.

Then, when the Third World War started, they were sent to North Korea. Sheer was vicious and unstoppable in combat, earning medal after medal, killing enemy soldiers with ease. However, they were sent home when their antlers were broken in an explosion caused by a nearby grenade. They sharpened the stumps of their antlers into serrated blades to defend themself at any time with greater ease, and became a police officer. They were rather aggressive, but still, they were just. Sheer Matau Jarai is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER OF A PERSON!

Wesha Hayden was born and raised a Southern Baptist in Birmingham, Alabama. She built her life around her interpretation of the bible. She went to Christian schools, and Christian schools only. There, she didn't learn helpful, important things, like real history, science, and mathematics, but harmful things to society and even herself, like homophobia, biphobia, binarism, transphobia, and willful ignorance. She didn't go to a real college to learn factual, useful information, but she went to a Christian college built upon only recognizing facts that don't threaten the beliefs of Christian fundamentalists. She, of course, got a degree in theology there. Ever since then, she has preached hatred and ignorance, rather than kindness and generosity. She calls those who identify as Christian and yet are not threats to civilized society "pseudo-believers" and "false Christians", using the No True Scotsman fallacy much like those she criticized, who didn't want to be recognized as sharing any religious beliefs with her. Wesha Hayden is FUCKING INSANE!